“Only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally...

Unless you're gay, then the entire thing is flipped.

Truf

>Someone else will start loving her within 5 seconds.
Every time a girl says she just broke up on facebook you have a horde of cucks swarming under the guise of sympathy trying to get into her pants.

Funny how you can tell the most uncomfortable and taboo of truths, so long as you do it under the guise of stand-up comedy.

Comics are freelancers, so what they say can't get them fired, at worst it can only hurt their image which is their brand and trade. You can be the redpilled comedian at work if you want and you won't face legal action unless you live in a third world shithole, but unless you're your own boss you can't cry foul if it gets you fired.

>tfw all the big black comics (eddie murphy,chris rock, chapelle, patrice etc) material on women is literally all pro-redpill/*ncel talking points

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Comedians can get a bunch of gigs cancelled and any prospects of a TV show (the Holy Grail for a comic) could disappear

>gigs cancelled
Just book another club, it's not a big deal. Even Louie CK is finding clubs to work on new material.
>any prospects of a TV show
Lmao, this isn't the 90's anymore. Most comedians don't want to do TV.

woah dude its like MEN are the true oppressed victims dude so deep Yea Forums epic bro upvote!

Based.
But rock hasn’t been funny since the 90s

You have no power here, satan.

user can you explain why you disagree with the statement?

That could be outdated according to your social and cultural context, but ok.

Stereotypes can and should always be questioned user.

Every black dude I've known has been spot-on about women.

Holy Based

It's because they don't watch TV or go to college.

Frenchfag here, I'm astonished at how based some american comedians like Chris Rock or Bill Burr are and they still get applauses and people laugh at things that aren't really funny (but true).
Here some african comedian started making fun of the jews and he got instantly blacklisted from everywhere lol

You know the concept of the old man in the long beard that sits on the top of a very high mountain that you have to climb if you want wisdom far beyond what anyone else will ever give you?

That's Chris Rock.

Years ago he fucking warned me about how, if you lose your job, your woman will dump you (the whole men can't go back on sex, woman can't go back monetarily). "She will tell you we'll get through this, and she means it....BUT THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

I didn't listen. "Nope, she's been with me 10yrs. She's my best friend. The day after I got laid off during the Great Recession, she stole my emergency savings/maxed credit card, and took off leaving me homeless (long story short, got away with it). Then she married some other guy and emailed the wedding photos to me to rub it in my face (just before xmas).

I didn't listen to Chris Rock and paid the price.

ILL PROVIDE YOU THIS DICK LMAO

norwayfag here, euro comedians are all neutered, american greats will always be superior.

blacks were ahead of the game on roasties
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t. Pitbull owner

People mourn rabid dogs that have completely succumbed to the Beast and are now Wights. We love the dog, and we know its not his fault he is in a permanent state of Frenzy.

Fags arent people though, so it doesnt count.

How so? Ironically enough that's one of the breeds I never would want.

Similar situation. I helped my ex through nursing school during our 5 year relationship. She leveled up huge monetarily after she landed a job in the field and a year later, after moving around to accommodate her schooling and her new career she just left me pennyless and homeless.

I think another big part of that was that her oncology nursing gig was overnights and I'm a day walker so it created a sizable rift...but whatever.
A wise poet once said "bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks"

What if humanity is in a perpetual state of frenzy and we have no body to mourn us?

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Jews are literally the only topic you can NEVER touch unless you yourself are also clearly Jewish.

>Only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally.

Nah. Great setup for a joke, but objectively not true.

Fat women, noisy children, and dogs with mange are largely unloved.

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that statement doesn't necessarily mean that all women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally, only that no one else is

I have the most loving girlfriend in the world. I don't deserve her at all. Shes been with me through some of the worst times in my life. The first time I got fired. When my brother died. When we got robbed. When our first apartment burned down. She was always there and took care of me just as much as I took care of her. I want to marry her.

You're perfectly calm and I still wouldn't mourn you because you're too stinky!

any fat woman can have sex easily and if she puts in the minimum effort she can also get married easily

>things that never happened

most euros literally do not have freedom of speech

Nothing comedians say is true. Acquire the ability to make good value judgements. Men are more than what they provide. Women provide their value on another level. Men provide their value in their own ways other than monetary wealth.

Stop falling for the male/female dichotomy. Both men and women can be naive. We are all the same except in how we are raised and what are sexual organs do.

>We are all the same except in how we are raised and what are sexual organs do.
Except you negated that when you said women provide on a different level.
Men comprehend the world on a logical level.
Women comprehend the world on an emotional level.
But yes we can all get along, yet we are very different.

Also fuck incels and fuck feminists.

>We are all the same except in how we are raised and what are sexual organs do.

jej

>Fat women, noisy children, and dogs with mange are largely unloved
The fuck you talking about, they go loved all the time. Just go to a McDonald's or any store or shopping mall. Plane or cue. Sure the dogs not so much as the other two, but fatties even with shitty kids are everywhere with supporting husbands and families smiling and agreeing while dying inside.

post pics

Why the fuck did you ever even come to this board? Fuck off with your attentionwhoring bullshit. Mass replying dipshit. No wonder your parents dont love you.

C'est la vie.

>We are all the same except in how we are raised and what are sexual organs do.
So we are not the same at all fucking moron

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Sounds more to be like that’s why cats are based and you’re a needy bitchboy

>mfw Ari Shaffir claimed that Louis CK wrote Chris Rock's specials for him
I am so disappointed.

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link to this part? i wanna laugh at roasties bros.

Thats because black women are the biggest roasties around naturally and fuck at the youngest age with most partners on average. White women had to be (((brainwashed)))

Thats very common among nurses they are huge roasties, your story I have heard multiple times with every personal friend that married a nurse.

I think the nursing job attracts the worst women who are already desensitized to ever form a real relationship.

You're oversimplifying things. Dieudo made an embarassingly unfunny skit about a terrorist rabbi that was clearly just him venting his feelings about jews and Israel... and then made a career out of being oppressed and "redpilled".
It's fine when it's actually funny, like when Fabrice Eboué does it in Coexister or when Desproges did back in the day. Rabbi Jacob remains a staple of French comedy movies.

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I hope this is true, take care of her.

My cat is a big, co-dependent sook now in his old age and won't leave me alone when I get home. He hangs around me from I get home, when I go to sleep and when I go to work the next day. I'm sure if enough time passed after my death he would eat me but up until then I'm sure he'd be beside me prodding me with his paw and howling for me to wake up.

Post cat.