Wow, you got cast in the new Batman? As who, The Blob?
Wow, you got cast in the new Batman? As who, The Blob?
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IT'S OVER ORNELLA, I HAVE WON.
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME YOU FRENCH DEVIL!
I HAVE BECOME EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED IN A MAN AND SO MUCH MORE!
NOW, WHO'S LAUGHING, TELL ME!
>The Blob
Not even a DC character. Get your shit together, OP.
>Pre-tattooed-brain-damaged-PTSD-era Jonah
Where's his trademark box of water?
*drink spills*
if this picture isn't photo shopped then he's doing well
She got BTFO and had to apologise
>NOW, WHO'S LAUGHING, TELL ME!
The last person who saw you?
Wow. Ornella BTFO
FUCK
That was 2 years ago. This pic is 2019
.......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Poor baby you're starting to lose it, aren't ya?
ok then gg, the french whore won, he's broken.
YOU SMELL GOOD, WHICH IS SURPRISING
This picture is extremely gay
>those glasses
>airpods
>boxed water
>gay little baggy hanging from his arm
>Ornella!
*coughs*
>ORNELLAAAAAA!!!
did that bitch psychologically damage him?
like no jokes ever since then it's like he is trying to find himself with all of his new clothing styles and shit
She metaphorically ripped his heart out and devoured it like an ancient greek harpy. What was left was a shell, not a man
>did that bitch psychologically damage him?
how new are you?
nonononononononoooo
When will he learn?
>I hurt myself today
That's what makes it funnier though. She wouldn't know the difference.
>Yeah haha. What did you get cast as?
"Not again!" Jonah thought, feeling the hard-earned self confidence rushing out of his body.
Just a moment ago he had the world in his hands, rocking his new airpods, the black outfit he carefully chose to accentuate his weight loss and a stern look at future kino projects in the distance that were sure to come. This time he saw the paparazzo from far away and he instantly knew this was his chance. Present them the real Jonah, he thought, lighting a cigarette in nervous anticipation, not the chubby comedic stereotype that gets humiliated in European talk shows, the walking punchline, the living joke. No, not this time. Confidently closing in on the shot, he suddenly felt it falling, the caramel söy frappuccino he had completely forgotten about splashing on his hand as it dropped to the ground, soiling his 900$ limited edition sneakers. When he sensed the click of the camera he knew it had been too good to be true. He tried to march stoically past the paparazzo, ignoring his taunts making sure he couldn't see the tears building up behind his tinted glasses.
"One day I'll show them all!", he thought. "One day I'll make them all pay!"
I wouldn’t take Jonah to a Joker premiere, who know what he’ll get up to with thoughts like that
Kino
I didn't know he modelled for ASOS
He looks like a fat guy trapped in a skinny guys body.
Why hasn’t there been a follow up to this pic? The paparazzi would have been hounds to catch Jonah spilling his drink.
MORE TIME
Et vous partez!
have you met my husband, jonah?
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>date an arab just to spite kikes like jonah
she's going too far
Link to the original occurrence? Nobody in these threads gives me the context.
What did she say?
Thanks, user. I appreciate it.
D E S T R O Y E D
Why Subway
hoping to meet jussies assailants