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underwhelming double episode edition

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why was it so shit when spock himself was always so kino?

star trek

yes

dead franchise, dead general

There are still topics to discuss.
What about the Ferengi Alliance? Does it have one or several heads of state, as the word Alliance would imply?

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I SERIOUSLY HOPED SO BUT THEN THEY ANNOUNCED A PICARD SHOW
WHAT THE BEAMING FUCK

You'll end up watching that too.
Be honest.

Look. I like Shatner & all, just don't be comin' up here for me to suck yur dick. Go to reddit for that shit.

*coomin here*

I don't like how characters like Geordi and Barclay were normalized.

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It's heavily implied that the Nagus is the supreme ruler.

That's not how an alliance works.

I'm pretty sure it's more like The Ferengi "Alliance"

The ferengi are a heterogeneous group.

kys vf

pls no mean posts

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I don't think VF has been on or posted all day if the Discord is any indication. You might be a little paranoid, user.

based keeping tabs on VF-poster

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>dead general
Anons have been dropping by to say this since 2012, and yet here we are alive an well.

Yes, I like /trek/. We discuss star trek and mostly we get along.

>Ferengi Alliance

NOG:
>It says here that humans didn't even have currency until five thousand years ago. Let alone banking, speculative investments or a unified global economy.

QUARK:
>They're a primitive, backward people, Nog. Pity them.

NOG:
>But think about it, uncle. That means they went from being savages with a simple barter system to leaders of a vast interstellar Federation in only five thousand years It took us twice as long to establish the Ferengi Alliance, and we had to buy warp technology from the

QUARK:
>Five thousand, ten thousand, what's the difference? The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short-term quarterly gains. Can't this thing go any faster?

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The River will provide.

yes

They were losers second only to Harry Kim. And very obviously so in canon. How are you defining "normalized" here?

>Chief Engineer on the flagship is a loser
Go on.

mr broccoli is annoying, but geordi seemed to take his incel problems in stride

>voyager
>flagship of anything except a pile of shit

Leah Brahms. That whole arc was cringe. And everyone thought so. It wasn't normalized. He was a great engineer, but even in the future when everybody cooms in the holodeck, nobody was okay with that level of autism.

>geordi is the chief engineer of voyager
>or maybe you were talking about barclay, also not chief engineer of voyager
>or maybe harry kim, also not chief engineer of voyager
You don't know much about Star Trek, do you?

>That whole arc was cringe.
I had to look away when she caught him on the h-deck. A nudge to close to home.

A righteous spanking delivered to a well deserving bottom.

Except I didnt mention any of those characters or the words "chief engineer" so what the fuck is this retard gibberish supposed to be telling me?

Shut the fuck up you ass kissing faggot

The rank system is very complicated. Just look at O'Brian.

Gay

indeed, look at him, stuck next to an empty room all day

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Reread the posts, friend.

Same here. Reminded me too much of my early 20's. Plus seeing Reading Rainbow man fail that hard was rough.

I'd prefer an empty room to small talk with girls who have crushes on other crew members.

*blocks your path and shits all over you*

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is he a star trek youtuber?

His channel is called "Nerdrotic" shits on everything, especially despises new and non-OG Trek.

>especially despises new and non-OG Trek.
So he shares the opinion of the majority of Star Trek fans? Wow, groundbreaking stuff.

Fuck off, go shill your Youtube somewhere else.

Is he engaging?

Yeah. Check out his new Trek video.
youtube.com/watchv=XmNTqF5_Kq4

Shut up retard zoomer.

>Yeah. Check out his new Trek video.
No.

To be fair, STD is a fucking trainwreck of cringe

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Sorry.
youtube.com/watch?v=XmNTqF5_Kq4

The face of the fanbase is changing.

Somehow, it's less cringy than this guy trying to shill his Youtube.
>he's calling us zoomers for some reason even though everyone in /trek/ hates STD
>it's so bad that we can't even stand ironically shitposting to say we like it
Don't engage tourists trying to promote their trash.

Know that I am watching this entire video. Know it and suffer.

It's a video about a tardigrade law suit

Mass junk mail promotion strategy speaks volumes about the quality of a talking head.

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Be sure to subscribe to my [interest] related channel, anonymous!

>The face of the fanbase is changing.

Only because the current people who are in charge of the franchise insist on alienating the fanbase that was built up over the last 50 years.

youtube.com/watch?v=a7HkSQxHORs
"Star Trek: Picard could be just what the divided fandom needs."

Oh my, ensign user. You do come on strong!

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>be a man in your 30s and above
>call yourself a nerd
cringe..

What should they call themselves?

maybe it's time to just enjoy things without trying to be a part of some nebulous subculture

>Nog will never have a sticky in your lifetime.

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Not slapping labels on yourself is always an option.

this is star trek, get used to it incels

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Kind of annoyed me that they gave that bald guy from like 2 horror movies a sticky and didn't give Nog one. Right when he died I figured whatever, he's too niche, but then they gave that fucking guy a sticky.

>ensign user.
That's Captain's assistant Naomi Wildman to you, you painted up married hussy!

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>and he wonders why his table is empty at conventions
But really, Twitter screencaps are the lowest form of posting.

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>that bald guy from like 2 horror
You mean that Rob Zombie dude?

t. table of people I would never want to meet in real life.

I don't know who this person is, but if that's something they're writing online then they have a mental disease

Except Weyoun right? I mean he (along with that other ultra-aloof Vorta) was pretty much the best character of all Trek.

Wtf is this fags problem?

Hes one of those stds that wont go away.

That's the gay, black, dead, undead, sentient mushroom, genius-level, starship doctor who's character, despite the aformentioned, was GHEYYYYYY DOCTOR IN SPEEEEEZZ.

How was "Our man" Bashir's character written in the 90's supposedly surrounded by homophobia and intolerence when this fucking glitter-splashed cut-out was created in the hay-day of inclusivity, diversity and all those other bullshit terms?

>not wanting to meet based brunt, based shran, and based weyoun

What are you angry about? In my day we got called nerds. We didn't call ourselves that unless jerking off with our own tears. Being in a subculture wasn't a lifestyle choice or Instagram brand management move.

i'm not angry, just making an observation. maybe i'm wrong. i'm in my mid 30s now and can't imagine running some youtube channel as NERDYGUY35. you're also OMG SUCH A NERDDDD if you watch big bang theory or harry potter. it doesn't mean anything. it's nebulous and cringe. it's time to let it go.