Why is she so perfect?

Why is she so perfect?

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hahaha imagine if that pizza was your dick haha wouldn’t that be weird hahaha

Literally made for BBC

Braces and probably some cosmetic surgery

i ate a whole box of pizza today lads

>this is what passes for """pizza""" in Jew York

Same t b h.

based

I can't eat more than 2 slices without feeling like I'm going to die.

You want to imagine a girl about to bite your dick?

same, it used to be different but i'm almost 24 and i think it has to do with not growing anymore. not complaining though, i'm glad my body is self regulating so i can stay slim without effort

wanted pizza but got beer and hot pockets instead

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what kind?
i got little ceasars

the only thing you ate today is a whole bag of dicks, chap

what happened to the guy who played gordo?

>that hairline
oh no no no no

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that girl turned out to be a coalburner

She got that Vegeta hairline

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>plain cheese pizza with nothing on it
>not even red pepper flakes

Why even bother

BALENCI-dropped

you liar... wait yeah probably did

She shouldn't smile

objective perfection

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Spoiler that shit, user. No one wants to see the beast.

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What do you get in those gift bags?

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