>Hear loud banging on the door
>Look through peephole
>See this
What do?
Hear loud banging on the door
get myself a gun
I'm already a guest in their house, so I guess I'd open up and then go out to lunch with them?
Duck and cover
give me one thousand dollars!
I love The Sopranos but that intro song does not work at all.
ay tone, how come they were killng them jews with gas if they were using wooden doors?
Buy James Gandolfini a beer, he seemed like a pretty cool guy to hang out with
Load my potato cannon with rotten balls of gabagool and wait patiently
Why are you guys knocking if you’re already inside
based
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Get ready to COOOOM!
>Load my potato cannon
>Aye Tone, the Irish have weaponized potatoes!
I give them my finest set of upvotes and invite them in for a lovely soi supper
>I love The Sopranos but that intro song does not work at all.
I think they'd turn you down.
dumb fuck zoomer
I'm old, which being here is more of an insult.
until he kills you because you were chewing on potato chips too loudly or something innocuous like that
SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOR
>I can do nothing for you son. Now leave.
>wooden doors
I'm outta gabagool you fuckin cawcksucka wops!
>It's a dishonest zoomer episode
I don't have any reason to lie. I'll pm you my yahoo
This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:
>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it? Yes
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication
Woke up this moooornin and
got myself a gun