Tfw the opportunity for a kino Halo movie has passed

>the story is lame
Why you talkin like Halo 2 doesn't exist

It’s impossible to make a video game movie good.

Reach is alive and well.

cringe

You’re either autistic or haven’t actually played the games, halo reach is very beautiful in every aspect.

also the only halo game where you can fight every species of the covenant which is surprising.

Corny dialog.

reach has an awful story, shut the fuck up retard

>he hasnt seen mortal kombat the movie
there is potential, its very very rare, but it can happen. halo wouldnt be any good though

Cringe and dare I say bluepilled

the first halo was the only good game in the series. its also the only halo i played and once of the last video games i played before i stopped playing video games

Master Chief Collection is coming to PC soon as well as the addition of Reach.

There's a tv show. Besides Blomkamp would have butched the story.

Makes me think of Alanna from HunHaus and how she cried during the E3 Halo Infinite trailer. Pleb

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Yea Forums here

Just read the books

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^ This is as close as we will ever get to an actual Halo movie. Pretty sure this was directed by Neill Blomkamp as well

Bioshock would be easier for a sutdio until Infinite, too woke.
Mass Effect is the perfect universe to adapt for a TV series.
Halo would make a pretty cool series of movies, but they keep doing episodic shit with it. We'll see how Showtime series turns out next year I guess...

I remember being hyped so hard when this came up. The amount of hype for Halo 3 was unreal. Felt like an event in the days before it came out.

>tfw the most recent Halo book I read was actually return to form kino

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can I get a quick rundown on how the books are after the travissties? only read the original batch of books and avoided whatever crap she wrote

Troy Denning's books are actually extremely good, specifically Silent Storm It reads exactly like an OG Eric Nylund book and is easily my favorite 343-era book.

The sequel to Silent Storm, Halo Oblivion actually comes out tomorrow in like 12 hours. Definitely picking it up.

Silent Storm is basically a Nylund-era book. It's just Master Chief and his Spartans going on missions against the Covenant in the early war period. Heavy focus on military sci-fi

so just avoid anything by traviss, right?

>Sat outside in the freezing ass cold outside gamestop for 5 hours waiting in line for the midnight release of Halo 3
>huge as fuck line, but every single person there was a Halo fan
>people talking about Halo for hours, how absolutely fucking hyped they were, speculation/theories of whats going to happen in Halo 3, sharing gamertags, taking pictures and drinking soda
>Midnight comes and the doors unlock and everyone cheers like they're at a football game or something
>pre-ordered the Legendary Edition so get handed a fuckhuge black box with the biggest grin on my face
>Rush home and start up my Xbox 360 and play the first couple of levels the entire night before having to go to bed

It was legitimately the happiest night I ever felt.
I fucking miss it bros

This kind of a movie would have done very well anytime between around 2005 and 2015. I think we are a few years too late, and I am not sure if the newer Halo game coming will reinvigorate the fanbase as much as the prime era had it at.

I FUCKING DO BITCH

boutta light up the old xbox and play some halo ce

I'd say yes, however, the problem with it is that because of 343's retarded lore, the games (at least Halo 4, 5 and 6) are following the Traviss books.

One of the biggest complaints everyone says about Halo 4 is how they did not understand the story and who all these new people were.

That's because you had to read the shitty Traviss books to understand the direction they were going for. They essentially acted as a prequel to Halo 4 and then 5.

Thankfully it seems Halo Infinite has completely retconned all the Traviss crap and is going back to it's roots, though how much remains to be seen.

I only read the OG books and when I played 4 I had an idea of what was going on, but then I was just getting mad at the implications.
>humans descended from forerunners?
>:^)

Halo 2 Remastered Cutscenes are honestly enough for me

ODST movie when? You have the cast ready to go.

>people will think of the Microsoft digital assistant when they hear "Cortana", rather than the character from the video game

there was potential for a good movie
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Passed about 11 years ago

>mention Halo
>no reference to the best game trailer of all time

youtube.com/watch?v=XRMUYpH7bQk

What if Chief turns Cortana into human with some dumb Forerunner tech, marries his waifu and just lives rest of his life in peace

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honestly the best ending t.b.h

fuck everything. Chief 100% earned his rest and retirement with his waifu at this point

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I doubt it. Cortana has failed hard, siri and alexa are the only ones normies know of

>tfw you hated Halo 4 the game but liked Halo 4 the story
Cortana dying was nice and Didact was a good villain especially if you read up on him. Shame Halo 5 sucked ass

>Halo 4 cortana
Honestly, Halo 4 had A LOT of problems

but god damn did it give us the best version of Cortana ever.
>That immediately-after-sex hair

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Wonder if Chief ever felt weird about Cortana looking too much like younger and sexier version of his mother figure

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Reach has a great atmosphere. Especially New Alexandria.

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I utterly hate Halo 4's Call of Duty-ified multiplayer. It's absolutely fucking atrocious. However, Halo 4's campaign was great. Chief and Cortana being the main theme of the game was fantastic and there was always a sense of urgency throughout the entire game to get help for Cortana, because lets face it, we all cared about her.
And then Halo 5 comes along and fucks literally everything up. Not even joking, literally the worst video game I have ever played in my entire life. Halo 5 is a colossal, irredeemable piece of shit that should have never been green lit

Here's your Cortana bro

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I remember getting super hyper for the DLC multiplayer maps
I forget the name but 8v8 on that big ass Sidewinder remake with the hornets was the best
And late night infection games

Fuck we're never getting these feels backs, are we boys

>playing through 2 on Legendary with little brother
>hard as fuck
>if one of you die you both go back to checkpoint
>took 6 hours to beat final mission
>4 of them spent fighting Tartarus over and over

I hated how they fucked up the Fall of Reach story though. Now the two accounts make no sense, and the massive fleet battle in space was still far better.

>Halo movie shelved
>Splinter Cell movie shelved
>Mass Effect movie shelved
>Rainbow Six Patriots scrapped and its multiplayer repackaged/reconfigured into Siege
Fuck this gay Earth.

It never would have translated well to film

I have MCC and Guardians and never play them. They just occupy space on my hard drive. The Halos were my favorite shooters from 2002-2010.

Halo 3 was the last decent fps halo. Odst and reach are shit.

CE's story was legit kino. Wasn't a big fan of 2 though.

Cameron could have made it happen.

There was a Halo movie though.

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marvel phase 4 and rian johnson star wars trilogy tho!

youtube.com/watch?v=DTwHPnroZEE
kino

>movie meant to show us why Locke is the leader of Osiris
>instead shows Locke being absolutely fucking useless, gets his entire team killed because he has zero leadership skills and is saved because of a Spartan-II.
>Everyone is expected to think Locke is a badass when Halo 5 starts
343i is fucking retarded.

>brother wakes me up early on Halo 3 launch day
>all our friends are behind him
>"user! You HAVE to go get your copy of Halo 3. Right Now!"
>tell him "Fuck off, I gotta be at work in an hour and a half. I'll pick it up when I'm off."
>they all start jumping on my bed
>norestforthewicked.mp3
>go to gamestop
>flash my receipt to clerk
>leave with my Halo 3 Legendary Edition
>get home just in time to go to work
>brother and our friends play all day because they skipped school or called in sick for work
>sling sushi for 8 hours and come home
>they're all still there playing
>brother gives up the player 1 controller
>we play splitscreen online all fucking night
>person with lowest score on team has to pass off controller after rounds
>except me, my game, my xbox, my controllers
SPARTAN G36 REPORTING FOR DUTY.

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Jesus christ. This shit right here is why skynet is gonna wipe us out.

kino

>Never make a girl a promise you can't keep, Chief.

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ENOUGH!

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considering the state of movies, maybe it was good thing user

Why aren't trailers made like this anymore.

Also checked.

For me, as far as 2000's multiplayer fps's are concerned, it goes
>Halo 2
>Dark Forces 4: Jedi Knight 3: Jedi Academy
>Rainbow Six 3
>Dark Forces 3: Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast
>Halo Reach
>Halo 3 = Halo: CE
>Rainbow Six Vegas
>Left 4 Dead
>Battlefield Bad Company 2
>CoD 4 Modern Brofare
>Unreal Championship 2

True, too bad the gameplay was lacking though. Halo:CE, Halo 3, and Halo 3: ODST are still tops in that department.

youtube.com/watch?v=nbcD89riLa8

>Reach above 3
Oof

good. the last thing we need is more capeshit, vidyashit is a tier even lower.

the Halo:ODST trailer was more Starship Troopers than the actual Starship Troopers movie

>wah wah I only want to see the master chief
Besides that though, you seemed to lash out angrily without considering anything more than the story. There is visual art and extensively arranged music. I’m wasting my time here though, you are most likely a pitiful artless gamer and creative black hole.

Armor Abilities > Equipment
Siege > BTB
Reach Campaign > 3's Campaign
Firefight Included > needing ODST Expac

more Halo adkino
youtu.be/Xlz_Dov8f88

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halo is too slow, me prefer quake

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>humans descended from forerunners?
To be fair I think this was alluded in 2 and 3 by guiltyspark or something

Agreed, new alexandria really had an entire atmosphere of its own.

I bet you post this take in every Halo thread you worthless sonofawhore.

Halo was a stupid series for children.
You want vidya that can be adapted into television or film? Look to the Fallout universe (not direct game story) or Killzone
Killzone could be especially kino. You follow a force of bluecap peacekeepers fighting a faceless, dehumanized, evil-looking enemy that by the end you realize is only defending their home planet.
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Why'd they have to go and make her thicc

You're replying to 2 different anons, user. Suck my dick. Reach was better than 3. That's my opinion and you can't change it. And it doesn't detract from the immense amount of fun 3 brought me either.

>seething Sourcefag detected.
Counter Strike has always been a shitty, boring game. Gungame was the only fun mode. And the game itself didn't get good until Pavlov on VR came out.

>fighting a faceless, dehumanized, evil-looking enemy that by the end you realize is only defending their home planet.
you mean the covenant against the flood in halo 3? okay

That's a strangely specific assumption.
Also, Source had a million custom servers with custom game modes and maps, it doesn't really compare to your little arena shooter.

I don't know man I don't play games for little kids, despite starting out gaming when I was like six.

>Not DoD:S

>strangely specific assumption
It was always 1.6 and source fags posting that image when Halo was first making the rounds. If you weren't a zoomer you'd know that.

This is some hardcore denial user but its okay, I understand as a child you have to pretend that what you like is more "adult" oriented in order to appear mature on this chinese webcomic website

First game I remember playing was GTA2 on Dreamcast.

>obsessing over a 15 year old meme
That's crazy how you're still seething over it.

>Halo isn't shitty or boring though
lmao

>still
Someone posted that image. And I remembered it was always seething cs players who would post it. No obsessing, no seething. Just a memory. like Counter Strike's popularity

>it was always seething cs players who would post it
15 years ago.
You gotta let it go, buddy. Anyone can post anything.

You want a medal or the validation you clearly never received in life?

So now you're backpedaling from my childhood games not being more mature?

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Anybody who defends reach is a fucking drone who didn’t understand what made Halo good in the first place.

>Backpedaling
Please learn what that word means retard. Also learn how and what to reply. Dont know how saying you played GTA 2 is a rebuttal to anything I said.

>SOCOM
Rainbow Six and Ghost Recon were better. Dualshock 2's sucked for FPS too.

Here's your new Master Chief, goy.

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>Boomers still don’t understand the core appeal of a methodical arena shooter
>Zoomers just want fast TTK and 6 million things to do besides shooting

Yoomers rise up

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>I understand as a child you have to pretend that what you like is more "adult"
It objectively is more adult.
>Rainbow Six and Ghost Recon were better
Single player, sure. But Multiplayer in Socom2 is unrivaled.
>Dualshock 2's sucked for FPS too.
Compared to what? Those retard monkey grip xbox hueg controllers that swapped the dpad with the analog stick for no fucking reason? Honestly I don't know how anyone could prefer that shit.

>Honestly I don't know how anyone could prefer that shit.
I don't have baby hands so my thumbs would collide when I'd circle strafe on DS2's and 3's.

>the first halo was the only good game in the series
>its also the only halo i played
lmao! that was a greate one user.

Jesus Christ why are you shoving half your paw past the analog stick? You're supposed to use the ends of your thumbs.

I use the pads of my thumbs. Have always had better control that way. Except with dualshocks.

Whatever monkey man. Duelshocks superior in every way other than the ability to bludgeon people like it's a brick.

>Duelshocks superior
360 Pro > Switch Pro > DS4 > GC > Xbone > Xbox Small > SNES > NES > Dreamcast > N64 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DS1 2 & 3

A halo film wouldn't work, Chief doesn't have a face because he's a character for people to insert into to immerse them in the game, but this doesn't work for a movie since people need to see the protagonists face to sympathise with them.

this but the opposite

what???? fucking dumb zoomer detected, 1 2 & 3 are a great story, especially just 1 on its own

I'm with you brother.

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>tfw the opportunity for a kino Halo movie has passed

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And I am glad. Hated it from day one.

I hate Halo's entire premise so no matter how kino something may be such as I still hate it because it's Halo.

We already have had halo kino

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what is District9?

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tfw no alien bf

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they could do an animated version still

Can you honestly say this shit wasn't at least a little bit kino?
youtu.be/a3ZGGIdpfEM

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Playstation cocksucker detected

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