When Obi-wan pointed out the Droidekas to Qui-gonn, he said "Master! Destroyers!"

When Obi-wan pointed out the Droidekas to Qui-gonn, he said "Master! Destroyers!"

Until I was like 14 years old, I thought the class of droids was actually called "Master Destroyers."

What's other dumb shit you misunderstood or misheard from movies?

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I used to be happy when I was little. Used to be.

For real, I couldn't understand a thing this mumbling fuck said.

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I always thought they were Droid-de-cartes cause the green asian aliens have funny accents

As a kid I was really confused that these were called Droidekas, and also Destroyer droids, and I wondered how people knew they had 2 names. I had no idea what autism was back then.

Now you're not happy when you were little?

I thought Kane was talking about his sled when he said ``rosebud''

Why didn't they just walk up to the destroyer droids and stab them with the lightsabres, I'm sure they go through the shields.

chili and seabass

This and i thought Neo was Neil

same
in my country the subtitles was "chili" and "sea bass" not Chilean sea bass

>I roll, therefore I am

Fuck, I feel dumb now.

I'm Duhn Hier

i always though ben said to luke "Colonial wars" in A New Hope.

Not Yea Forums but I didn't know you could "Run" in pokemon red version as a kid, I though the option was "Item Run" as in like *run the items function* and so I just never even tried to do it until one day my cursor ended up next to Run accidentally...

Britain was a good friend

Holy fuck. I has such an idiot.

I used to think people were idiots.
Thanks for proving me right guys.

Pretty much everything Dick Van Dyke said in Mary Poppins “Inchybaboos” and “good luck waroobof” I thought I was being introduced to British slang.

“When the Evil Shredder of Texas”
Instead of When the Evil Shredder attacks.

I've never understood the point of sex scenes.

haunted horses

>Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon use Jedi super speed to get out of a pickle
>literally never ever use it for anything ever again

I watched the tv version of Die Hard 2 as a kid and thought the dub was real and sadly badass “Yippee Kai Yay Mr Falcon.”

>The flight plan Ayjuss filed with Thea Gency lists Smee, Maimen, Doctor Paveleer, Button Lee, Juan Avyu. First one to talk gets tuesday on my aircraft.
I never understood wtf CIA was saying here. And then later
>Do you have any idea who, Yoorstee Lanfrum? Ewan, your friends are dead.
>He's alt right?
I dont understand Nolans dialogue. Why does the bank guy know the two clowns names. Why do they call him alt right?

this is just tangentially related to this but I used to get so mad at the sound of music. we watched it in class and I couldn't figure out what the fuck was with the line "fa, a long long way to run" was going on about.

Kek

When I was like 8 I wanted to be a movie director. Movies were 90 minutes long, so I thought it took 90 minutes to make a movie. My plan was to release 3 new movies a day in theaters, every day

It was a big pickle.

I misheard "don't go chasing waterfalls" as "go go jason waterfalls" and somehow it had something to do with power rangers

Their blasters are on each side of them making it increasingly difficult to dodge/deflect the blaster fire up close. At point blank range you are basically fucked.

DIRTY DEEDS

THUNDER CHIEF

DIRTY DEEDS AND THE THUNDER CHIEF

In the Prince Ali scene of Aladdin, I thought it went "He's got slaves, he's got servants and monkeys" instead of flunkies because of how fucking hyped as shit they were about seeing the monkeys just a few seconds earlier.

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When people would say, "OP is a faggot", I always thought it meant he was gay but now realize they were really saying that the opening poster was a very, very stupid idiot for making such a dumb post
Hope that helps

>I've never understood the point of sex scenes.
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Because it's too dangerous

>I watched the tv version of Die Hard 2 as a kid and thought the dub was real and sadly badass “Yippee Kai Yay Mr Falcon.”
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It could be worse

okay this really got me for some reason

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in the dark knight rises, when CIA and Bane talk in the plane, I understood that Bane is a "big guy for" CIA

>Yu Anya's friends are dead!
What did the mob banker mean by this in TDK?

wtf. are you me? I had the same thought.
t.chronic childhood ear infections
Thought "church" was pronounced "turch"

>that dark forces sound effect

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in LOTR when pippin says 'they come in pints!?' i thought he said paints and that beer came in paints like colours or flavours or something like that

Thought he said "Destroy us"

>my father was Adrien Cur, and a fiend.
I never understood why Joe Cur felt the need to mention his father's name, it felt very out of place

"On the first day of Christmas my choolah gave to me"
Dunno wtf a choolah is

i fuckin saw this scene in a clip and i thought someone edited the Poochie 'my home planet needs me' slide-away to make fun of the movies
i can't believe it's really in there

>in the dark knight rises, when CIA and Bane talk in the plane, I understood that Bane is a "big guy for" CIA
Die you pick up that it would be really painful for the CIA agent?

why would you think that. at the end of the same film you see how lightsabers can't go through certain shields

I thought Einhorn had piles in ace ventura.

Alejandro

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Same, but for the song "I will follow him".

Big difference between personal shield generators and giant ray shields with an entire powerplant energizing them.

You can run in pokemon red??!!??

yes, I remember! An extremely painful big guy! Thanks user

from battles, retard

>You can run in pokemon red??!!??
From battle dumbass. I putty you cause I was confused at first too.

I thought Home Alone was actually "Home Malone"

This. But once I worked out it was his junk, I wondered how and why he would get it surgically removed then reattached to his ass.

>thought pee and poop crossed paths on the inside because I couldn’t do both at the same time
>”thunderchief” instead of “done dirt cheap”
>sister convinced me pokemon were real, but only because of gene-splicing labs

>sister convinced me pokemon were real
My brother did the same, except with Mario. Tried to get to the mushroom kingdom by digging in the shower drain with my fisher price tools.

Q u a d s

When Muldoon is shouting "shoot her" with his non-rhotic accent I thought he was calling out the name of the worker who was getting eaten, shoota.

wait.. what are they actually called?

they are droidekas. I didn't even need to look it up because I know I'm right. I even spelled it right on google when I searched

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Droideka

Star Trek TOS
Bold lego
Boldly go

what language is that

omg

As a child, I thought Nedry clicking the mouse at his terminal had triggered the thunderstorm in the very next scene when everyone is standing around the sick triceratops.

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I understood him well enough when he called out the jews for owning Hollywood.

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Same. Also on my VHS copy I couldn't tell if they put a cartoony slide whistle sound effect in when he slips or if it was just his rain jacket making the sound.

Always thought the mercenary said he worked for the "Masked Man"

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When Bane said "It would be very painful," followed by "for you," I thought he was slowly finishing his sentence before Agent Ai-Ay interrupted him when he said "You're a big guy."

I used to cry all the time and I felt like I had brainfreeze but in my chest and stomach.

I'm much happier now that I'm tall, fuck being little.

... it was the dinosaur making that noise though.

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That is not the dilo hooting. It literally sounds like a slide whistle from Tom & Jerry.

Chilli and seabassed

When the Agents first capture Neo, I misheard the line "..as the hacker alias Neo", as "...as the hacker Alienus Neo"
So I was really confused as to why no one ever used his first name as a hacker.

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