A handful of dirty change

"milkies" you say? I need to see this for myself

he was the only one that was sick of the bullshit fake finds

Reminder that Barry and his magical negro friend were based

>empty beer bottles, $10 each

collectors items. way more than 10

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Season one was the tits, such a shame the quality tanked

I SEEK COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

You get lucky
t. 3/10 with a 7/10 big knockers gf

very little brandi posting going on in this thread..

>you can't buy one of these hats
w t f

Fixed.

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M I L K

they are legit massive, you can tell from the overall width

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You are probably rating her too high or yourself too low.

This show is such shit.

I actually run a junk shop that sells the crap that they are buying, the prices they claim they get is beyond silly.

Brandi is a former stripper, she also sued a guy who had a sex tape of her and won. God I wish that tape was online. Can you imagine prime Brandi fucking all coked out as a stripper?

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MFW finding the tape in a storage locker.

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Seems like your shop is running out of you

I make six figures the last two years, just that those prices are silly.

At least American Pickers actually gives legit prices for the crap they find.

I would rate her an 8/10 if I'm being honest with myself. But I knocked her down a point because 8/10 is too unbelievable.
My self rating is based on what /fit/, /fa/, and /soc/ have rated me.

Post her knockers

My tongue in her ass?
That’s a 69 dollar bill right there

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Years ago there was a guy on Yea Forums that would claim to have a sex tape of Brandi and post a couple random screenshots then try to get people to send him money for the vid. I wonder if this was the same guy.

She's single now,fellas

QT π Would seriously marry Mary, guys

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She's the best Storagefu.

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>empty storage locker
>that's $5,000 bucks, easy!

>better than brandi's blonde hair, hips, and fat milkers
She's good but i don't know about the best...

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I wonder how many people lost their money because this show inspired them to become a storage locker buyer

I live in the area of Texas that Mary is from. Girls like her a dime a fucking dozen here, they're annoying, dumb, spacey, and never faithful. I guarantee you Mary is riding the cock carousel out in Commiefornia and once she's all used up will come crawling back to Texas to marry some rich older white man and blow all his money.

Probably a few thousand. Mostly centered in the south I'd bet.

My buddies Dad got the bright idea to try this shit. He went out and bought up a ton of storage lockers with no shop or real place to sell them. He tried doing garage sales and flea markets but ended up losing 5k. I bet he lost even more than that but lied to try and save face. You wouldn't believe how he overpaid for crap.

>they're annoying, dumb, spacey,
i dont know her or that part of texas but this was my impression of her from the show. a kind of silly woman that needs a man to do everything for her type

Yeah i'm just gonna save this image.

Doesn't the show start with a disclaimer? Or is that Bering sea gold I'm thinking of?

I... I.. I'M...I'M GONNA.... GONNA .... COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I-I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!

Iirc from my boomer parents the annoying yuup guy was trying to say the show planted shit in the lockers, don't know if it was ever proven or not

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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I work for a storage company, all the auction buyers are poor boomers. The most I’ve seen someone pay for a unit is $650 for 10x40 filled with junk. They look out for tools and eccentric items like an ejector seat from a fighter jet, there’s never a market for second hand mattresses and garbage bags filled with old winter clothes.

What can you tell us about running a junk shop?
Do you enjoy it? Is the work difficult or easy? For much do you earn?

I grew up in San Diego. This guy used to be at my local swap meet. im pretty sure he made more money off YUUUUP hats and t-shirts then he dead off actual storage shit.

>A couple Power Nine MtG cards thrown in with bulk commons of the then-current set
No shit that shit is planted

Yep, I do not even mess with clothing, I call a rag merchant unless it a heavy jacket, and that I sell to a Ukranian who exports them to Ukraine.

You make your money buying stuff for cheap, not selling it. Selling is just a cost. Turnover is key, you have to keep selling and moving stuff.

I met a lot of cool and neat people, the work is not hard, but you just have to endure a lot of crap and be creative.

>Clothing
Is junk, no one buys clothing anymore. I sell it to a rag merchant after the wife looks the shirts over, as she will grab some shirts and debutton them, as the buttons are worth more then the fabric half the time. Sometimes we just dump it at goodwill.

>Housewares
bit bread and butter, cost little, sell for little, but the people who buy it are nice folks.

>"Collectables"
Anything that sold as a collectible is by definition, not collectible. Though I get stuck with it when I buy out whole estates.

>What actually makes me tons of money
Jewelry, postcards and stamps, I am really good at art (sculptures and paintings and prints), guitars (Dad made a lot on upright pianos, but that market is dead), video games, electronics in general, and of all things, board games have been a nice seller of late.

I also sell a lot of books, books can make you a fair bit of money, but it work as you have to obtain books by the 1000s.

One thing I do is I just sort things into groups, then when I get enough of them (say, 100 eyeglasses frames) I will do my reserch, set them as bad, good, and great quality, and then sell them accordingly.

Right now I am working though about 10,000 pieces of china and glassware and fiesta ware, and contacting some buyers.

Also the IRS is a big pain in the ass.

I cleared over 100,000 last two years, Biggest score was a painting that sold for just over 100,000 that I got for $50, and my biggest hole was about 10,000 dollars of DVDs right as the used DVD market crashed.

>That episode where fucking Darrel found an NES and thought it was worth like 500 dollars
Barry and his zany shenanigans was the saving grace of this bullshit show

He is American

youtube.com/watch?v=95eUhuR8_ps
That guy committed suicide.

Watch it. retard.
I do get auction these day. Last I went was tuesday.
It now be like big game hunt.
Don dada flex on poor people. One guy try up me. I done flex. That right. $300 on this here locker. He do it. I do a barry. "Im out". Inside was NON. LMFAO
$300 FOR MATTRESS AND CHILDREN CLOTHES HAGAHA. He was sad. Stupid man. I am psychico. I know a locker good.
But tomorrow come soon.
Next week I smell fear. Good treasure soon.
I find tvs, xbox, jewerly, teen panties, kayak, honda crx, safes and so much big bang.
Most I ever pay was $600 for storage with crx. Sold to mex for $2000. Haha sucker beans not smarty but I do.
I do.

Oh

Cause he knew there is money to be made off catchphrases and having an image, he's made more off merch than this tv show and storage hunting combined most likely

That guy looked like a drug dealer magician.

Based.
Gay.

one of my fave copypastas

What the fuck is wrong with americans

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He stole shit from a mexican cartel and he sudokued before they got him.

Imagine brandi lying on top of you riding your cock as her gigantic milkers hit you in the chin

the larping in show is unreal. I met a guy who has bought storage units for 20-years and ended up at an auction that the show filmed at. He said all the units they bought were staged before filming that same day. He also said that all the cast were unsufferable assholes and they were thankful when they left.

>Money owns this town
What did they mean by this?

flipping is getting so saturated.

There are some sources I can't use anymore because people want it retail price from the wholesaler.

This post did not get the love it deserves

Nanomachines, son!

wtf? lol

>because people want it retail price
Those evil people not thinking about resellers profits need to be stopped

Any porn actress that look like her?

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It just ruins deals for everyone inefficiently.

Estate sales shouldn't be going at active ebay listings when they can't offer a warranty or returns.

brandi kinda reminds me of ashlynn brooke

google it

For me it’s Natasha Nice

>implying eBay consist only of commercial sellers
>implying private sellers offer warranty or returns
kek the fuck you smoking

yeah, well i had sex with your wife

Well you have to be a complete retard to think there will be anything of worth inside.
If you are unable to pay for your storage space you are broke so why the fuck would you leave valuable shit in there if you are in need of money?

Only way it could happen is if somebody dies and their relatives don't know about the storage/whats in there.

based beans not smarty poster

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how do they stage it first? do they just out bif someone that actually wants to buy it

They are the production companies lockers to begin with

>Playstation 2 without controllers? That's 50 dollars.

>If you are unable to pay for your storage space you are broke so why the fuck would you leave valuable shit in there if you are in need of money?
It happens sometimes. On more than one occasion the owner of the unit in auction would bid on it through a friend or spouse. Often times they get it for much less than what they owe but it still ruins their credit since we send them to collections.

How much do they usually owe?
And why would they not just get what is valuable and only leave the shit inside when they know they can't make their next payment?

Units go to auction on the 30th day of nonpayment. So they’d owe one months rent, a late fee, lean fees, lock and cutting/inventory fee. So they’d owe roughly $200 to $800 on something that’ll be auctioned off for $20 to $100.
People do cherry pick their units sometimes, but the chronic delinquents are the ones who go to auction, and because they’re always late on their payments they’re always locked out. We lock them out after the 5th day of nonpayment

All of them. People never leave valuable stuff in them.

Brandi's tits aren't even that big desu

There was some hottie who was in this show about people who transported weird loads across the country. Like the bid on trucking art sculptures in a week. I loved that show.

Thanks for the good post, junk shop work sounds pretty comfy desu.
I assume you own it and you're not a manager of someone else's place?

Skibby be dibbity pippity three hundred

Marry her? Never. Would do a wide variety of ass related stuff to her though

>the prices they claim they get is beyond silly
Thanks for letting us know, Einstein.

TESTING TO SEE IF BANNED

What a fucking cute

Based.

Huh ?

Brandi still looks hot as fuck

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>dirty old Nintendo with no controllers or power cords?
>that’s $13000 right there

>rants for 11 minutes about a 2.5 minute clip

youtube.com/watch?v=Wun54Op7RLQ

I want to explore her storage locker

Yep, you're fucked kid. Just us cunnyposters here.

If it weren't for "teen panties" I might actually believe this post was made by an african man. Good pasta.

post more Brandi

I got a locker she can bid on right here in my pants if you catch my meaning.

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Wish I experience those slapping me in the face as she rode me.

I want to sex her

this post made me ejaculate

Brandi got JUGGS

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Not wtf, it's a perfectly rational thought after witnessing those magnificent breasts.

gotem

>blblblblblblblblb 150 blblblblblblblbbl 175 blblblblbbllblblblblblblbl 200

What the fuck is his problem?

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Kek

The gypsy slut in the canadian version gives me the big penus

For me, it's Zoe

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She looks like maisie

>about 4 dozen old clothes hangers - those are all $2.50 apiece
>some dusty and worn cardboard boxes - people moving always want those - seven dollary-doos apiece, ten for the flattened ones
>forty pounds of old, yellowed newspaper - $2 a sheet
>here's a plunger without a handle - $10
>a plunger handle without the rubber part - another $5
>an old aquamarine colored refrigerator that smells like bad cheese no matter how much you scrub - $175
>a dried up piss mess in the corner where the renter didn't want to walk to the office bathroom - those urine crystals go for $80 per ounce
>got a recliner with and unidentifiable rust colored stain in the seat - $225
>a shoebox full of nothing but baby-doll heads - those'll get $11.73 apiece
>a fossilized jack-o-lantern - folks up in Orange County will pay $250k for those
>say Brando, this unit is on it's way to paying for itself - but wait, WHOA, WHAT IS THIS?!?

sarah vandella is closer I think

Peter didn't spend on family vacation money a storage locker.