Bf is at the gym with stacy again

>bf is at the gym with stacy again

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Simon

I remember that episode

Inb4 alvin fags

alvin lawd

IN BRIGHTEST NIGHT
IN DARKEST DAY
NO TRANNY SHALL ESCAPE YOUR MIGHT
I SUMMON YOU, BONKPOSTER
IN ATTACK POSITION

Me :)

theo

looks like thin bristly hair poking out of the squeeklets underwear

Alvin

what does it feel like to get head bros?

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Bags of salty milk

boxes of salty coins

alvin

unbased alvintard

I'd love to punch who ever drew this right in their face

warm and wet

Very good!

you have to go back

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This may may unironically started on reddit.

It is you sir who has to go back

Bad relatioship, be a bad gurl?

Femjack posters

Should be executed

Most blowjobs I’ve gotten have been pretty bad. Too much teeth scraping. Ironically, the best head I ever got was from a really toothy girl and never once did I feel her teeth on my knob

fat chicks give killer head, so Theodore

Soft&Wet

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Most head sucks but every once in a blue moon you’ll get a chick who knows how to suck dick and it’ll blow your mind. No pun intended

get your fat ass off the couch and join him sweetie

Not always

pretty overrated

Shut up bitch!

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Is this a tranny or a thot?

it's just meant to be a thot, but no-one on Yea Forums has any artistic talent so they just put a wig on a completely unrelated decade old meme and people just eat it up.

I'm so sorry to hear that!!! your bf is so rude >:( If you want we could chat on discord? Just finished watching American Psycho and would love to watch another movie with you :)))

Simon and Theodore since their legs are touching

Any good porn yet?

Did anyone else see the mouth move when you opened the image?

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It's a png user.

Sharpie in pooper on wax we see the wax. You know the rules, dude. Don't mean to be harsh but I mean to be mean.

Personally I like when their teeth lightly scrape. The best is when they tonguepunch your dickhole while cradling the head of your dick with their teeth

look behind you

It's pretty neat. Their lips moving around your shaft is super tight and wet, and if they know how to use their tongue they can tease the most sensitive parts of your cock at the same time. I last longer during sex than I do from a good blowjob

>people just eat it up
Eveyone hates this shit besides trannies and zoomers

Why is female wojack so cute, bros? I wish she was my gf.

Simon. His feet are in the air

Feel pretty great if they know how to suck and use the tongue. If they do it right, it'll feel like they're sucking your guts out when you orgasm

>bros
Kill yourself reddit nigger

My local gym has a thot that looks like May Marmalade when she was skinny that comes in with her dyel lanklet BF and every time I see her I have to repress the urge to pick her up, sling her over my shoulder, throw her down on a bench, and fuck the shit out of her while everyone watches.

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Alvin Big Daddy Master Race Theo fat faggots can eat a dick

I'm gonna give you the No BS answer.
They suck and it's overrated.
I can tell you exactly what it feels like too No,I used 1 of those fleshlights for kix tfw it feels exactly like a blowjob if your going really slow.
Most girls won't suck the whole dock its too long,so they mostly suck the tip just last weekend I got the tip bit twice and I got a little bruise on my dickhead.

Anybody that tells you otherwise is a virgin and lying.
Same thing for handjobs week,feels like a cold hand with no feeling rubbing your dick,they suck also.
I'm being honest just masturbate it can and does feel better than Hand job or blow job since you know your body better than anyone.

>what does it feel like to get head bros?

I get deep-throated. Its fucking insane. Convincing a woman to do it though can be quite a task.

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Where can I find a GF with a cute butthole?

Why has the janitor left up this off-topic thread for several hours?

better than regular sex and this is the real hetero opinion.