JONAH HILL TO PLAY RIDDLER IN BATMAN MOVIE
But the redditor is supposed to be skinny
Better if he played penguin imo
That's retarded. The Riddler is the only Batman villain who gets tons of pussy. He needs to be tall and nerdy in a handsome way not some fat ugly manlet.
is Riddler slang for someone who sharts?
The more you take away from it the larger it grows, what is it?
Movie roles for Jonah Hill
>Here’s a riddle, how will you ever lose weight?
FUCK
Riddle me this
Riddle me that
Why are you so fucking fat???
>He gets tons of pussy
Confirmed for not having picked up a funny book in his life.
He looked pretty skinny in that Netflix show with Emma Stone
More like the riddlard
Riddle me this batman
What is 12 but also 5?
Ohh Jonah btfo
The Jonah weight pendulum has gone back and forth like three times since that show user, keep up
Riddle me this Batman.
He can be any size depending on fill,
What is the name of this fool on the Hill?
does his staff turn into a katana?
Riddler has fucked mad hoes look it up. Maybe he didn't in the comic you read.
>I'll just take a shit Ornella. How are you going to unsuck all those north African cocks?
Jonah as the Riddler
Phoenix as the Joker
Dicaprio as Harvey Dent
Pitt as Deathstroke
Peaky fookin' Blinders comes back as the scarecrow
imagine the kino
You're thinking of The Diddler, totally different genre, bro
Iirc that version just blades on the inside of the question mark end. So he’s a faggot pussy who couldn’t commit all the way.
>riddle me this, Batman! How does a big fat unfunny kike keep getting jobs in Hollywood?
if jonah loses 100lbs it would be a kino role worthy of the oscar nom
but who is the batman
Riddle me this, Ornella.
What do you get when you cross an overweight actor with a society that treats him like trash?
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>jonah pulls a gun and shoots Ornella in the head
why is dc casting jews as supervillains
isn't this anti-semitic?
He already lost it and put it back on.
I didn’t know Jonah was fucking BASEDED.
DC already made Riddler and Penguin flaming faggots, why not merge them together into one fat gay jew?!
Keep up the great work DC
Riddler has fucked all the Batman villain women he even beat those Ivy cheeks.
RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN!
WHAT KEEPS YOU UP, BUT GOES DOWN?
So this Riddler is going to be a fat neckbeard hacker?
Idris Elba
>Only defining characteristics: thin white man of genius level intelligence
>Jonah Hill: fat white man who is at best the national average
If he takes this role, it means that Hill doesn't care about Batman. He hates Batman. If this Patterson Batman has Hill as the Riddler, you can bet it will be as bad as Kilmer era Batman. It's obvious screencap this prediction.
Riddler wasn't gay in Gotham he was straight as fuck and got tons of pussy like he usually does. Penguin was the fag and Riddler turned him down.
Weak
Unequivocally based.
I cringe every time I remember this guy was Lex Luthor
>he calls himself teh_r1ddl3r
>can't you backtrace his IP through IRC?
>*clicketyclackety* I'm in
>you must be the illogical genius trickster in real life to play this fictional character
You special or something, kid?
kek
The Jewddler
Literally what are you trying to say
Who cares Barbara is black, it's over I don't give a shit
THIS was your first clue that the new Batman would be a virtue signaling suckfest???
How about trying to make all these characters black:
>Catwoman
>Commissioner Gordon
>Two Face
>Riddler
>Batgirl
more like the piggler haha
Riddle me this, Ornella, why am I still hung up on you?
5 dollar 12 incher?
>It's fucking real
>MMMMM BOYS
What, so an actor must also be a genius to portray a genius? Nigga, you might not be high IQ.
I never watched Gotham, so I don't know that Riddler was played by iDubbbz
Could be worse...
Catwoman has been black multiple times and Billy Dee played Harvey Dent once.
*fingers too fat to fit in trigger guard*
Where has any of this been reported?
You might need to check out what Hollywood is
Hill isn’t white.
>seething DCfags incoming...
Jews are white.
White is a descriptor. He’s white.
Depends on the jew really.
>the Riddler gets tons of pussy
You're out of your mind.
better than the alternatives, trust me
Nobody would cast the Riddler based on the actor's perceived intelligence, as your idiotic post suggests. That's not to casting works and it's outstanding that you'd reply feigning offense.
Mary is still cute after all these years.
This is good
I can read how non-white you are.
I miss the riddler poster
Way to completely misunderstand my post. You dullard
>mfw
Doesn't matter. They'll be no less than TWO characters raceswapped. It's the only thing DC can do to try and compete with the superior Marvel.
#GoWokeGoBroke
How non-white am i?
But Jonah isn't Ginger. While Riddler has been.
Why don't you guys care about this Red Genocide?
iDubbz played the riddler in Gotham???
44%
personally its not about weight
he does an awkward character might be good
no one really see riddler as a costume character its more of his personality
as long as he weares green
just pls dont make gordon a fucking nigger
But How will he promote the movie in France?
he's never really played a narcissist tho, it'd be hard to portray that coming from him
Wasn't she already black in the Lego Batman universe? Cause by that logic, there's a precedent and DCfags can cope with Barbara being a filthy spearchucking mooncricket. As long as there's a precedent, they'll suck every last black cock shoved in their face.
...SOON
Puerto Rican, actually
>Open on slam poetry reading in small bookstore
>Event's MC thanks the last poet, invites the next one
>Black man (played by Idris Elba) in green suit goes up on stage
>Takes the mic
>Starts poem that doesn't make much sense
>Audience members looking around at each other visibly confused
>"Despite statistics, remove the stigma
>First name E, last name Nygma"
>Throws smoke bomb and runs off stage
>We hear gunshots and screams of the crowd
>Camera pans to stage where a sealed letter with a large question mark is found left on the floor
Idris Elba should be Black Superman
Catwoman has literally been a prostitute in multiple continuities.
>The jew push
Holy shit Joker, show some mercy.
>the one stuffed up the pant leg
Honestly he'd be perfect for Penguin
DC fans will even tell you Lex Luthor was once black if it fits their agenda.
I'm learning real quick that capeshit fans that are liberal, feminist, LGBT, niggerlovers are all DC fans.
You want proof, just ask them what their favorite DC series is (spoiler alert: "Doom Patrol", it's full of interracial trannies).
I wouldn't be shocked if WB had ties to Hillary Clinton.
isjonahhillfat.com
Here's your Riddler, bro
Fucking Kek
>acknowledging Tom King's graphomania
>if we ignore that you're actually a chaotic evil murderous sociopath, you're actually just an ordinary guy
people pay to read this
Jesus h. Christ what a legend
Pattinson opposite Hill as Batman and Riddler sounds unreal.
Holy kek
Riddler cried when Jason Todd said that to him.
Joker is just an incel with no morals who made up a fake personality so he could be less boring.
Riddler is a genius. Riddler doesn't need to fake it.
Joker cried when Jason Todd said that to him*
That's literally what you wrote, ESL tard.
Always liked Michael Pitt. Too bad he's hard to work with
Why can't we have Asian Riddler? To me it seems legit.
>It's me, Batman!
>The author of your pain...
>The Fat Riddler!
honestly based, riddler is probably the most kino batman villain
he's staring directly at her ass
got a source?
the DCEU has some pretty shitty casting for their villians
the DCEU has some pretty shitty casting*
Harvey Dent gets twice the pussy
depends on the version. Like, Arkham Riddler is a spastic asocial nerd that can't handle failure and can't concieve of someone being more intelligent than he is. There's no way a guy like that isn't a powerful wizard as well
Anyone remember this? The pre-release for BvS was such a rollercoaster. Every casting reveal was a shitshow across the internet.
Superevil
>Riddle me this! What's $5 but accounts for 3000 of all calories?
Underrated
>FAT RIDDLER
DIVERSITY!
Wow! I finally get to complain about shitty superhero movie casting without anyone able to call me racist or sexist. Fuck you SJWs!
As much as I hate Ryan Reynolds, if you're going to pick a normie actor that makes sense as Ridler, he would have been ideal.
I wonder how jewish Jonah Hill got put up for the part?
Surely as a result of his natural talent and perfect fit for the role, I'm sure.
It's a bad habit
Jesus that art is awful. You can tell they drew over a 3D model
this was a meme when Jessie was cast as Lex
Ornella on the left ?
Could be kino
Cope.
>I used to think my career was in comedy
>Now I realize it's in tragedy
G-guys?! I think... I think we might have finally got her!
If they're dead set on going with Alan Moore's iconic Ribbler storyline, they may as well go with casting the master
Riddle me this... riddle me fat
You know the only reason they didn't cast a black guy is because people would call him the niggler
RENT FREE
Shut up, faggot. For how long does everything have to cater to blacks? We've given them everything in life and yet they have not done a single thing to give back. Ever since I was a little boy I've wanted to see a ginger superhero on the big screen. And yet this is what happens. It makes me sick how these people seem to want to genocide our people. Everytime I see a ginger blackwashed I tear up a little knowing that my people will be wiped out. My children will have their birthright taken from them. All because blacks can't handle not having the world given to them.
>jonah playing the riddler instead of penguin
>casting jesse eisenberg as lex luther instead of riddler
Why is Warner Bros run by literal lab rats?