"Yo user, how's my rear look? Just got it waxed for Stacy"

>"Yo user, how's my rear look? Just got it waxed for Stacy"
>"Oh yeah, can you not be in the flat this evening? Cheers bro"

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what the fuck is wrong with her butt? what is that

why do you have that saved on your pc?

Flat?

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you're a sick fuck, delete it

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My mom just walked in while I had this webm open, she started crying about how she "can't do this anymore" and I have to leave the house tomorrow morning and I'm not allowed back. Hope you get a bunch of (you)s and everyone thinks you're epic and based, you just ruined my motherfucking life

nice shiny pokeyman

Fuck, even Chad got pozzed
That being said, can you even be a Chad if your boipussy isn't that perfect?

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you shouldnt be living with your mother to begin with you retarded neet loser

honestly you deserve it

thanks op, my boss just promoted me

I’ve had this happen maybe 50 times and yet here I live still. Just cook and clean once in a while.

what can't she do anymore? walk in on you looking at gay porn?

kek

BRAAAAAAP

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Where's the prison gays complaining the assholes or penises aren't "feminine" enough ITT?

keep going

based coomer

I don't really plan to coom, I'm all comfy in bed lying on my stomach and kind of rubbing myself against the mattress.

Pfrrrrrt

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Damn that's hot