The plot of the movie Orphan is unrealis-

>the plot of the movie Orphan is unrealis-
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7479061/Mom-claims-Ukrainian-daughter-9-adopted-really-22-year-old-dwarfism.html

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giwtwm

>give daughter bath
>she has full bush

lol this fucking story

What I was in high school, about 13-14 years old, we had a bunch of asylum seekers join who couldn't speak any English
We all joked that they were really 30+ because they had deep voices, full beards, and were huge in comparison.
Then all of a sudden, we had a bunch of police come into school to take them all away, because they were actually 30+, could speak English, and just joined the school to be near underage girls.

Our school stopped accepting new students after that, and closed down for good a couple of years later.

lol wtf dude what country?

I remember one Gypsy kid who could only speak Romanian joined my school, few years after I left its 50% Gypsies.

England, in the late 2000s.

That is fucking insane. How have I not heard this story before?

From the pics that is obviously a fucking dwarf holy shit. Either that or the kid has severe developmental disorder.

Woah, legal cunny.

But you would still fuck yeah?

so shes actually a child according to the bone density tests?

There's a condition that makes you have no pubic hair/armpit hair.

They were told she was a child with dwarfism.

Would you consider Warwick Davis a child?

Is the "mom" a burn victim?

Id fuck her, and id love it

sounds like complete horseshit but these people will believe it

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He knew

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Wow what a shocking display of racism on the part of the police and school.

I had to watch some shitty documentary about some kids from rawanda that came to america only to find out they were going to be working shitty low wage jobs but one of them pulled the whole "well, that age isn't my real age because we don't have a birth certificate" to get his 30 year old ass in highschool

Legal loli

Clever girl

Kek

>Burgers actually believing anything the Daily Mail prints
whew lads

Why dont people ever adopt a kid from their own country?

>sounds like complete horseshit
Happens all the fucking time even today with paperless "asylum seekers".

It's true.
We had to have an "onsite officer" after that, who just walked around all day, and did fuck all.
His name was Gary Grant, but everyone called him Cheese (It was meant to be G's, but it turned into Cheese).

We also had 5 Muslim kids join our year who were our age, but because they don't have months/years over in Iran (?), they had to get given a default birthday of January 1st.
They would also fight with the other Muslim kids at our school because they weren't "real muslims", or something.

At the time, it felt normal, but looking back on things, our school was the shitbin for asylum seekers.
And apparently it's just gotten much worse in all schools since then.

adopting a kid locally costs 10-20k here in canada. might be cheaper to import them

Less chance of inbreeding or nigger genes in this case.

>‘I was giving her a bath and I noticed that she had full pubic hair. I was so shocked. I had just been told she was a six year old and it was very apparent she wasn't,’ she added.
hot

he could've just gotten his GED..

Hi, r*cist here.
Iranians are actually cool as fuck because they despise 'arab' culture and are proud as fuck of being Iranian even though their government shits on them. I admire them because they believe in tradition and a system of honor exclusive to Iran. Thats why I'm fucking floored when Isr*el wants to decimate them. Luckily Zion Don is anti-war.
We had Iranian exchange students (even though we didnt exchange ours).

Otherwise, the rest of the 'refugees' can go fuck themselves. Fucking don't need any more shitbags filling up our overpopulated countries anymore. Fuck anyone who says open borders and all that dumb shit.

Why are they seeking 'asylum' anyway? Because we shell out billions of dollars to Africa to make sure those dumb fucking niggers dont starve anyway.

Also, to make this tv related. Idris elba is a faggot.

Ironic, since your kind is the one addicted to fabricate "new study found..."

HOLY SHIT i saw that movie!
did the dad fuck her irl?

are you retarded? niggers/arabs lying about their age to get unaccompanied minor status is standard practice, the unbelievable part of the story is cops investigating/school closing

I wonder if they spanked her?

I don't think they closed the school because of it, but it certainly didn't help.
We were also one of the bottom schools on the Ofsted list, and there always seemed to be talks of closing the school down.

but he wanted GIBs