How do I convince my girlfriend we won't get shot at the Joker movie?

I've another plan
>Joker is out
>Watch a dvd with my gf
>Fuck her
>Wait a couple of days
>Dowload the Joker camrip
>Fuck my gf
>Watch the camrip alone later
This is probably the best keikaku possible

>Life actually feels worth living when you have a job you enjoy and a girl who likes being with you. And having sex often.
Etika, Robin Williams, and kurt cobain had all these things

Shoot her before you go. Use a 22 or something so it doesn't hurt as much. It will help her get over her fear of the unknown.

just remember fellow gamerbros, we rise up when he does

By shooting her before.

Bring a gun.

For her saety, of course.

Simple, shoot her before so she will never have an opportunity to see the movie

Just tell her to smile.

Rare exceptions don't mean shit.

why?

But what if she goes werewolf?

they're not rare though.

HOLY SHIT IS THE JOKER A SEXIST SHITLORD

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i want to fuck brie. submissivly, not dominantly

1 ticket to Joker please

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why yes I came to see joker how could you tell?

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#pardonJamesHolmes

spank her a bit

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>Ti becchi quello che meriti

>Most horrible time
user I...

brie is unhappy

This. Just let it happen

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VIVIAMO IN UNA S O C I E T A

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nigga she stole those shorts from banjo

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>I mean, this is the most horrible time in civilization to be alive
Imagine believing this.

You convince her by showing her your fast draw skills.
geez, you burgers should know better

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She would be happier in the kitchen

they had clinical depression, you dope.

SOCIETÁ

I think its a legitimate thread topic. I am for the first time in my life fearful to see a movie. Itll be interesting to see how these memes impact ticket sales. This is interesting as fuck and if you dont think so its probably because you are in incel who is likely to go alone and be profiled.

I was thinking about carrying concealed but then how will they know you had good intentions and not mislabel you an incel terrorist?

put your safety on

Shhhh. Other Europeans, nobody tell him. They have to figure it out on their own

tell her you're the shooter

normies gonna norm, I agree that most people are way too scared of death these days.

>le when you have a life werth le living XD
yea I don't wanna die either, but I accept that its gonna happen one day.

Is "someone's gonna shoot up Joker" even a thing people are talking about outside of Yea Forums? While it's very much a possibility the 'hype' about it seems to be just contained to here.

im gonna COOOOM

If you carry concealed how would they know you had a gun unless you took it out and started shooting people

I ONLY SHOOT JOKESTERS WITH MY LEGAL CARRY

DISRESPECTING MY THEATER, WHILE I'M IN IT?
WHAT A JOKESTER

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By grabbing her arm really hard and forcing her into the car

>Brie Larson was told to smile, so she put smiles onto Marvel Dudes
TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

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I am unironically afraid I might get shot, I am serious, not joking. The movie looks great and Phoenix is a favorite of mine, but I am going to pass on the screenings and wait for digital. I am not even totally anti-gun here in the States, but something needs to change that's for sure.

There's a sensible gun control bill on the Senate that has bipartisan support, but that moscow mitch grim reaper won't bring it for a vote because he wants to keep his A++ NRA rating

Most movie theatres in the US will have metal detectors and govt employees searching young males by themselves at the Joker premiere.

Don't worry user, I promise you won't get shot *wink*

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BASED

WHAT A STRUT

JUST GIVE HIM ALL THE AWARDS RIGHT NOW

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will there be a new high score?

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youtu.be/1aumZ4BFKGM

>but i just dont get why people are so afraid of death
>this is the most horrible time in civilization to be alive
>might as well play the fast forward button to reincarnation.

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>sensible gun control
SHALL

just be friendly

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theres no such thing as reincarnation this is it

Stop talking to your hand, user.

You are a massive faggot

brah
like is like meaningless
we live in a society
brah...

Just pirate it and watch it at your house.
Then shoot her.

IF UR GONNA SHOOT HER SHOOT HER FIRST SO YOU CAN WATCH IT IN PEACE LMAO

>finally think you've made a friend
>see this online
If anything would turn him into The Joker it would be this

Be the shooter

See the first showing of the morning/afternoon.

You're awful Murray. Playing my video ..
inviting me on the show .. You just wanted to make fun of me.

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Why would you want to reincarnate in this world though if it's so shit?

Hype is off the charts HNNGG

has she seen the leaked scenes? they'd probably calm her down.

Because not all of us are nihilist losers who've given up on life and waste all their time online posting memes like you. If you're so unafraid, shoot yourself and see how it feels.

Plus being shot hurts.

Worst point in civilization? Go to the 1700s with something simple like a broken wrist and see what happens

I'd be more concerned about how it would affect my family and friends and I definitely wouldn't want my gf to die just because I don't really care what happens to me.

First you need a girlfriend

>I mean, this is the most horrible time in civilization to be alive.

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Drive her through the ghetto and show her that she can be shot anywhere.

Imagine not thinking this. Imagine being historically illiterate

it's part of the warner shill marketing

>Scrolled through millions of posts about this movie on every platform for the past month
>Assumed it came out sometime September
>It's not even out until October

What the fuck?

I guess faggots like you will do anything to die for Israel.

Don't lie to your gf

Why the fuck would an incel shoot up a movie made for people like them

What the fuck are you on about?

>Imagine being historically illiterate

You don't have to imagine.

You'd have to convince her that it's not what she fucking deserves...but seeing as it most likely is, that might be difficult.

You're a fucking retard, life has never been as comfortable as it is now in the west. If you're referring to your autistic ideological differences with current politics thats your own fucking problem. kill yourself you /pol/tist

>the ghetto = movie theaters
Only in America

I actually do, because I'm not you, some souless consuming brainlet who thinks technology equates quality of life

this movie is our black panther. you'd understand if you weren't such a norman.

It's been making rounds through film festivals, so many people have already seen it and are reviewing it.

Why don't you kill yourself you consumerist bugman. Equating security with quality of life is what women do, you dickless fuckwad.

>I actually do

No you don't.

Sorry kid, but you're wrong. If you think this is the psychological peak of humanity, you're soley mistaken.

Bring guns for defense

>Sorry kid, but you're wrong.

No I'm not.

In all sincerity. Please do us all a favor and jump off a tall building.

fact. the only reason there are incels and identity politics and mass shootings in the first place is because we live comfortably enough to afford wasting time with this bullshit and let our minds go sick

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>MUH WAR MUH CONFLICT
>btw what is is Israel??
Dude. You're army material if I've ever seen any.

I don't fancy dying so some random schemers can get richer, I don't like Israel, but I don't like living in a time period of rampant mental illness and normalization of deep immortality, you fool.

>What do you get when you cross a white man with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

>no, i don't need a return ticket

Uh some of us aren't Jewish here user.

Name literally any moment in time when life was any better than today.

Your problem is how you're living life.

That's so fucking funny but it's true. It appeals directly to the guys who obsess over fight club, American psycho, blade runner 2077, and Drive.

TOMORROW

IF YOUR METRIC IS TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT

go back.

Fuck off back to r9k you insufferable teenage faggot.

seriously, go back now.

>this is the most horrible time in civilization to be alive

Maybe in terms of degeneracy, but health expectation is really fucking dank. You can just pop a pill for almost anything besides obvious shit like cancer and AIDS.

Make me bitch :)

Literally everywhere has practiced public orgies, slut shaming virgin shaming, child abuse, mass manipulation, psychological warfare, rich vs poor, slavery elitism.

What has this era got that nothing else has besides wide spread substance abuse.

Cuck

Soviet Union from 1946-1989

lmao is that bente oort for celine wtf?

GO WAIT IN THE POTATO LINE VLAD
DONT SKIP AHEAD OR ITS STRAIGHT TO GULAG

Being a Russian oligarch would have been nice but any fuck up would lead to you shoveling coal for the rest of your life.

hm, there's two of you now. this is you're last warning.

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i'm serious.

I’m not worried but I’ll probably write a will just in case someone shoots me

NOT

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>worry about being shot by an incel
>probably fucks black guys behind your back
ironic

>my girlfriend
Almost had me OP

worst case scenario, if something happens you need to try and GTFO. Only shoot if your being threatened and dont have any means to escape