Why are Lovecraftian films never done well?

The trick for making a good lovecraftian film is to NOT make it lovecraftian.

See:

In the Mouths of Madness
Event Horizon

and for games

Eternal Darkness

All of those are actual lovecraftian movies. There is nothing worse than HURR CTHULHU namedropping fags, as if there isn't anything else.

That said, I would really like to see del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness, if it's ever made.

>that kid whose skin peels off at the slightest touch

Poor dude, is there some kind of stem cell thing that could regenerate his skin?

What would you do if you had to take care of your irredeemably retarded sister who made you watch anime with her?
youtu.be/D4Hapmm9YiY

He's probably just a good person. I can barely look people in the eyes let alone a cripple retard babby.

Correct

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I think most people feel the same way

Exactly. Lovecraft had other shit besides Cthulhu so you don't need to cram tentacles and incest in to make it Lovecraftian.

Which kid was that? And probably not, it's probably in their very genes.

youtube.com/watch?v=jr1rl4NKCeo

>hand got degloved when he came out of his mother's womb
>when nurses tried to rub him down with a cloth they pulled all the skin off his leg

Jesus christ.

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Watch the work of Moorhead and Benson. They did Resolution, Spring and the Endless.
Resolution and the Endless connect in a way and the Lovecraft themes of a looming larger threat is well done. Apparently they didn't know of his work until the Endless.
Spring is a bit more visual with monster elements.

Re-Animator was excellent

Lovecraft wasn’t always about subtlety.

>Lovecraft wasn’t always about subtlety

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Re-Animator was 80s horror schlock.
The original story was 20s horror schlock.

It’s the greatest fear of mine to have a severely physically or mentally handicapped child. I know I couldn’t love it.

Imagine being jealous of the attention a deformed person gets

who is this Souless Dead Eyed Monster with Tards ?
does he rape them ? is this like Daisy ?

the real lovecraftian kino is what is happening to western civ right now

>Event Horizon
This was fantastic

What's with incels and their urge to make everyone aware of their presence in every thread?

based little girl.

don’t think it’s so much that she’s jealous, it’s that she knows all these people are full of shit when they give compliments to it and is just calling them on it.

He probably does have to fight off natural reactions of revulsion but I think he's actually trying to do good. I don't think people are wrong when they say part of him seems fake but that doesn't mean his end goal and primary motivation aren't in the right place.

damn, real make big think

>mfw

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Nah, most of Lovecrafts work is about the fear of the unknown while the wests problems are way too obvious to the point that its just delusional.

is that the guy who molests the retards?

Depends on how fucked up it is. If it has cerebral palsy or mild down syndrome, something not so serious, it probably wouldn't matter. If it was born with something like that girl who ate her own lips or whatever in one of this guys clips, or like Chris-chan level autism, I'd probably kill it.

i took that screenshot lmao

I would rather be dead.
I would rather kill my child than having to see them suffer through that abdominable existence.

bahahahaha holy shit that's fucking based

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no one will say he must sue

>it’s that she knows all these people are full of shit when they give compliments to it and is just calling them on it.
OR MAYBE, and this is just an idea,
this deformed child has enough problems as is, from being deformed and mutated. If people were to shun her, it would make her already miserable life even more miserable, so people, who in general are good, don't even go out of their way to at least not show the negativity from their side, thus making the little kid's life maybe even a bit better.
Whereas the little autist cunt doesn't understand that she only gets bullied because she's a cunt.

what the fuck

>The Shadow over Innsmouth
>not what's happening to us right now
bro...

She seems like she has literal skeletons in her closet

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Because cant film the inconceivable.

He cute. Who's the guy on the left?

>CWC autism
That’s malleable. Chris is a terrible person but he also had terrible parents.

Because audiences want an antagonist that's easy to hate and fear. The Antagonist cannot be the nature of existence itself.

That dude is unbelievably handsome and considering what he does for people I'm sure he can get just about any women he wants. Good for him but I envy him as well

>she knows all these people are full of shit when they give compliments to it

I'm pretty sure they mean well, they may not actually mean what they say but they're still trying to be nice, although a lot are virtue signallers. At least that's better than being treated like a monster, which is what people used to do.

How much money has she made off this disab;ed guy upto now?

What's that kind of hat called? I fucking hate it and he looks like a pretentious dick wearing it

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>don't you just looove volunteering

It's a sugma hat

A slouch beanie/slouchie? I don’t like them either.

you dont know what a beanie is?

If this guy had a normal body he'd be a solid 7.5/10

Yeah, you have a point, I just couldn't come up with another example. Someone like that etsubatsu kid, is what I really meant.

bonnet

beanie

an ugly hipster beanie

BEFORE YOU ADVERTISE

He comes across as a fucking weirdo. I instinctively get bad vibes from him for some reason.

kino youtube channel if I'm honest

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What's your favorite abomination thats been shown on SBSK?

this

Fucking mudslimes.

Same
Cant help but think there's some really fucked up reason behind what he does

Thomas Ligotti was right desu

>Femaleandmaleanglerfish.jpg

sugma dick lmfao

I like to believe that he's doing this because he's a kind man who cares about the disabled. But I can't shake the feeling that there's something insidious about SBSK

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what's going on here?

I was thinking beanie but I usually associate those with an upright form fit. The ones I fucking hate are the ones that look like a bag hanging off the back of their heads

that's just your cynicism

Cringe

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youtu.be/HLWmycX5tzo

How much do you think he pays the janitor to leave up shill garbage like this pretending to be on-topic?

Not him but he comes across as a guy that would mutilate and do crazy experiments on people were it not for law and order This is the closest he can get to it while making jewtube bucks at the same time doing what he loves( studying freaks of nature up close and personal).

nothing wrong with being fascinated by a cheeky freak of the week

It's either a beanie or a knitted cap. I don't know what the difference is but we always called the fitted ones caps. No one wears the baggy ones unless it's a ski mask.

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I agree but I just get the weird feeling that the depths of his depravity run much deeper.

best girrl

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Videodrome is pretty good

Girls literally don't care about that stuff as long as you're attractive

I wouldn't say so. I can't articulate why I'm so suspicious of the guy. Maybe it's his blank smile or those weird, wacky clothes. It's like he's trying to hide something.

She cute but her Instagram is cringe

a mythology that comes from literature that basically goes "you couldn't even imagine it bro" is hard to actually show people without it feeling underwhelming.

They will care when he grabs em by the pussy and throws them like a bowling ball.

>did you like it when my penis entered you last night?

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Like I care what some thot thinks. Their instinctively attracted to dangerous men

I wonder what he's going to spend all this accumulated goodwill on?

Post her instagram cringe

post link

Spooky seaside Spanish fishing village in a nighttime rain storm is so comfy, and the scene with the swiss army knife and deadbolt was brilliant

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That made me sweat slightly.

I've seen christfags say the same thing about their disabled kids.
Religion makes some parts of life sting less and other parts sting more.

>In the Mouths of Madness
yep
>Event Horizon
horror in space ≠ cosmic horror

instagram.com/prepareyourchairs

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>stare longingly into her eyes
>cuck her out of the kiss at the last second
he knows what he was doing

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Is space not cosmic?

Why are there so many more cute female autists than cute male autists? Or are handsome male autists just considered brooding Chads?

The Void was pretty good

it's literally harder to tell if someone is autistic if they're attractive, and especially if they're female.

you don't know shit.

HMM

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If he kissed that girl on the lips, everyone would be at his door wanting to lynch and howling murder on twitter

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I thought Event Horizon was about a spaceship that gets so close to a black hole that it accidentally opens a portal to hell onboard

You could literally tell her pussy was quivering by having that Chad so close to her and making direct eye contact

Honestly? My money is that she was raped repeatedly as a child. He's literally incapable of touching her without her assistance, much less consent.

chinese?

this isn't true at all.
there was a 7 year old girl who asked to feel what sex was like for her make a wish and they allowed her to be with a male prostitute without any legal ramifications.
As long as it's approved as sexual therapy, it's not considered real sex.

AAAAAAAAAAH

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That's what chads do.

Now that's just messed up

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hoooold the fuck up

so let me get this straight. you demean this child and call it a freak but you get offended if a roastie calls a freak, an incel etc.

>I would rather kill my child than having to see them
>suffer through that abdominable existence

You'd rather kill your child than have them do crunches? Söyboy thinking is very strange.

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They went to the warp from 40k. Confirmed Canon.

>horrors unseen, too fantastic and impossible that the mind fractures and unravels when seen by human eyes. What happened to my friend will surely happen to me next
>okay put those impossible creatures on screen
???

>that split second of wtf

Eh. She gonna died soon anyway.

This nigga gotta be lying

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Ask your parents.

The difference is that incels don't have a debilitating disability that would've had them lynched in better times

so they just let some pedo fuck a little girl

wat the fug

Now this is my waifu
youtube.com/watch?v=pxZ7aZMFHPE

this
>Annihilation

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Are Neanderthals your fetish or something?

Okay retard

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no you fucking sub-60 IQ sand nigger mudslime she's punishment because you disgusting desert filth inbreed so much you account for 1/3 of British birth defects despite being less than 8% of the population

You know i'm right. Imagine living your life with barely any skin and in constant, agonizing pain

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The Resurrected was done well.
Re-Animator was done well.
Dagon was done well.

This legit made me sad to watch, the moment they ask him what he feels his purpose in life is and he starts crying is heartbreaking. How could you let your kid suffer like this

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what? you think everyone in the village or little town wouldn't know that an unloved autist was amidst their ranks? and i'm talking about today, you're preying on this child to feel better and the roastie preys on you and demeans you so as to feel better. you're all taking part in this hierarchy of feasting on the weak. pathetic

What's up with his face

>just look at this ugly alien piece of shit
Okay, actually got a kek from me.

>Comments are disabled
youtube.com/watch?v=D4Hapmm9YiY
How many of you cunnyfags asked for feetpics? Not funny

It was due to evil YouTube and exploration of children or some nonsense

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>OR MAYBE, and this is just an idea,
where do you faggots keep coming from
nevermind I don't really care, just go back

"mild" downs syndrome is still completely retarded

You know this dude is probably a pedophile.

Sauce me you liar.

>Don't talk to me or my fetus son ever again

>horror in space ≠ cosmic horror
Well, it connects space travel with opening a portal to hell. It's basically Lovecraft turnt upon his head.

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GODS I WISH THAT WERE ME

It infuriates me to watch this video and think about all the pieces of shit on social media that complain about how rough their life is because of some arbitrary bullshit, meanwhile kids like this live an actual miserable and unpleasant existence. This kid would probably give anything to be a normal person while you have faggots willingly mutilating themselves because theyre bored with themselves and need attention

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Oh man.

Oh, then ok. I'm glad it wasn't because of Yea Forums misbehaving. Freaks like us should not venture outside this place.

AAAAHHHHH

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>You know this dude is probably a pedophile.
He is also a fucking psycho

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this video was rough to watch, that kid is braver than I'll ever be.

>Haha, this autist girl is underage and cute. Time for the old wankeroo!
>Watch the rest of the channel and not only lose your boner, but all positive feelings as well
Oh, fuck. Why did you trick me into sadness, Yea Forums?

I wish you guys stopped projecting

Buy her a whole bunch of movies to keep her entertained, hire a mexican or peruvian nurse to watch her all day and fuck off. Check up on her twice a week

I highly doubt he's pedo. I think he's on the spectrum himself.

Do you think hiro knows about the deal he's made with the mod?

He has great genetics so it doesn't matter

>a port to hell
it was the warp user, the warp

Girls are cute by default

He needs a bow-tie

jesus what the fuck is wrong with this guy

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Based Toguro

>YouTube and exploration of children

Did you mean exploitation?

why does real life dexter love to pose with retarded children? does it attract potential female victims or something?

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Is this a trick question, user? Because I'd love to

I'm losing it

This guy gives me the creeps. Everything about his face tells you he is attractive but he has this weird real life uncanny valley thing going on that just makes him look creepy.

I can promise you he gets tons of milf pussy. I'm a kindergarten teacher and I've fucked at least 10 different mom's in the year and a half I've started the job.

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>“For a very long time, I only thought of you, Genkai. A major reason why you have to die.”

Why do MILFs want to fuck you?

This is why I support abortion. These kids will never live fulfilling lives and will constantly be ostracized by their peers. Why would you want a kid to have to live life like that?

Because it's better to be alive and experience something in life

Not him, but marriage is a coffin. And like any good ghoul, you need to get out of it from time to time or become dust

Too scared to do the full adaptation and they always change it just too much to be good also budgets are low on the stuff that is there. The thing is ultimate movie thus far with in the mouth of Madness close second

Homelander's psycho killer normie brother.

>there was a 7 year old girl who asked to feel what sex was like for her make a wish and they allowed her to be with a male prostitute without any legal ramifications.

DON'T TALK SHIT

PLAY A RECORD

You can't really believe that.

Is it really that easy to get a gf?

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If her mother makes posts about her daughter being harassed or anything she should take legal action against twitter.com/invisibro 2bh

You just want to self-insert, don't you?

Every still of this guy is Lovecraft done right. Nyarlathotep lurks behind those eyes.

>you mainly experience pain
>you are a net negative on society, a financial and happines drag on your family
>after your parents die it's either leech on your brothers or die
good thing he was born i guess

Did that man leech that child's aesthetics out?

I don't even know, i think my profession shows a side that mom's like, I come off as father material, because I care about kids, and being cute probably helps. I workout a lot and a lot of the dad's that come in are either absent, checked out or out of shape and just let themselves go. If they're single moms, it's not even a contest. Only reason I stopped is because they suddenly think that I'm gonna start giving their kids special treatment, which I can't do, especially if I care about actually teaching them.

Fucking jannies pull the wholesome thread with the spastic girl and her autismo hubby and somehow this /x/-tier-creepy thread stays up.

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Oh man you could really make good money from her, I mean if it's only you and her

Well, that settles the debate for Taylor Swift.

nice face, shame he's totally jawmogged

seriously, look at him whenever he's death staring one of the kids on his channel

literally nothing there

Haven't you learned? Only threads with a white girl as the opening picture get scrutinized.

metafilter.com/13322/The-dying-wish-of-terminally-ill-15yearold-has-sparked-debate

What's wrong with her? I think she only dates him because she has really low self esteem and thinks she can't get a normal boyfriend.

youtube.com/watch?v=AoAo7DqBC6M

This is the saddest fucking thread. Sam was right

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I wish I was the father and that I could watch from across a mirror

I'll tell you why this guy gives you all bad vibes: look at this image if Chris Watts. Notice how similar they look? Same eye mouth and face shape, same snuggle toothed smile and dead eyes.

They must be some rare sociopathic genetic abominations.

...and we all know what Chris Watts did.

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Nigger you're so full of shit I can smell you through my fucking screen.

That little brother of hers is DEFINITELY spying on her and fapping to homemade voyeur vids.
>hey sis let's play a game but don't tell mom lol

This dude legit eats children.

I never trust anyone who smiles with their mouth open.

Absolutely not

This way of thinking would only make sense if people who don't exist were in some kind of void waiting to be born. People who don't exist DON'T EXIST, they aren't missing anything

>Yea Forums dwellers angry at chads
Never change

He feeds on the disabled ones because they're easier prey. The type of dude that would turn even Dexter's stomach.

Yeah, but they're nice, and somewhat capeable of being on their own. I knew a couple of downs kids in high school who got themselves to and from school, and lived in their own appartments with only a nurse and/or their parents visiting 3-4 times a week to help out with cleaning and such.

Fetus are alive though :*(

Because eldritch horror is, by design, impossible to render visually.

There is seriously something wrong with you if you think this shit's okay.

Kid is a fucking trooper, I hope he finds happiness.

Quaid! Start the reactor!

What the fuck is this thread hahaha

I would probably divorce my wife and drink heavily.
I'd pay all my child support on time, but I'd never want to look at the monster I had sired.
If I could overcome the depression, I would try again with another woman and hopefully raise a normal family and bury my past.

i think he's just a bit autistic or sociall awkward. I was the same way all through middle and highschool before I got help. Literally exactly like him with suspenders and shit. Even the sort of monotone voice and nonstop eye contact, by actively trying to be normal you come off as weirder.

He's probably an opioid addict but I can't blame him

It's a "I'm critically weak and on the verge of organ failure at any given time so I need to keep my body temp up" offical retard headgear

What kind of retarded is this hottie?

youtube.com/watch?v=0TRAOvrJ4W0

Im an antinatalist. Fuck god and his world of suffering bruh.

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She has a deficiency of the Y chromosome

I'm continually getting Bart's Frog Prince vibes from the SBSK videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=isIc2lN3v5w

>has a 9/10 gf

god damn it

Test

>"If this is the payment of helping other people then bring it on"
what an angel, oh my god.

youtube.com/watch?v=oAEOnW25jNE

Even when she's not made up, she has so many sexy features, specifically those lips, eyes, and ears.

>Yea Forums actively worships Cavill and Gosling but doesn't trust the man with the 1000 yard stare
>"F-fucking incels!"

Because those two are spergs

They don't hang out with children with disabilities and have a carer documenting them

mutants deserve ridicule

I hope this guy is as good a person as he appears to be. His girlfriend is such a fucking cutie.

youtube.com/watch?v=N6WkbcnuUak

Geiss's secret families

youtube.com/watch?v=ehhrGuaI6n0

Also the hard cut during the Mama Mia episode after Jack tells Kenneth he needs to pull Alan Alda from the group and Kenneth goes "And as leader of this tour, I'm going to deny your request"

Such a crafty incubus using social media for a constant stream of weak prey to feed on. The parents aren't even surprised when the mishaped brood die young, unaware they've had their life force drained.

agree with this. those who help the disabled are often bitter and cranky but still love them. something seems incredibly off about this man

I bet you even want them registered too, huh, you Sentinel Services supporting fuck.

As someone with a disable sister, I 100% agree with you.

>a bloo bloo the poor retard will be bullied in high school
Look at his sisters eyes, she's already tired from all the bullshit she has to put up with because of the creature, pretending there's nothing wrong and that she loves the humunculi that deprived her of a normal childhood

lol this was meant for the 30 rock thread

i'm just incredibly cynical. his whole "stares straight into your soul and holds the face without even a microexpression" mixed with his peppy alphamaleness is a weird mix. In my limited experience, dudes who genuinely care about disabled/elderly/whatever people are sheepish faggots, no disrespect, and this guy has the same energy as one of those preachers who operates out of their own giant arena.

Is she hot?

No, she looks like a retard

Do you think this guy terrorizes that pussy in bed? Or do you think he's secretly gay and murdered a retarded kid who he let suck his dick to cover up his homosexuality and has been trying to make amends for the past 20 years?

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retard wrangler chad 100% UNDENIABLY banged this one
god I'm so fucking jealous

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Yep and he probably has just as bad of skeletons. It's not just the grift. I imagine this dude literally fucks kids.

I was just recommended a video of this. The dude is creepy as fuck and obviously gets off on it, but more importantly, I really can't deal with how cruel this is. The video I watched was about some kid that had a stroke when he was just coming out of his mother as a newborn and now literally cannot do anything except breathe, doesn't understand anyone, just looks like a creepy living doll. And the dude is talking to the kid saying shit like
>You know, everyone around you is filled by so much love by your presence
>You being born made the world a better place
and shit like that, while the kid just spazzles around like the vegetable it is. Fucking cruel, don't have retarded kids or if you coudln't control it, kill it off instead of letting it """"live"""" in misery.

>retard wrangler chad
LOL

>fear of the unknown
>the average audience is so stupid it needs neration and easy to swollow information or they will hate it

unironically just pretending to be austistic for attention desu

It annoys me that she's a 9/10

kek

15 is within prime age range*

*prime range is 14-19

Cancer.

>7 = 15
Come on now niggers.

holy fuck

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Why do these threads get so many replies?

Sam has never been right.

Because they're more fun than most of the other shit on this board.

Your dad was right when he said he should've used a condom

Because the dude looks fucking crazy and he's allowed within 100 yards of children

LOL shows how much you know. My dad would never have said anything of the sort. My birth was planned like ancient fucking prophecy.

damn

Garbage off-topic threads are what redditors and Yea Forums tourists love best

He's pounding that pussy every night and day with the fury of ten harambes

I was going to write a greentext of your father impregnating your mother, in a very ceremonious way and using old English, but it's too late. Maybe some other user can pick up the idea and actually do it.

The entire board is off topic garbage

even the way that guy speaks is weird. he sounds like a black comedian doing their white person voice. not natural at all

I'm a tourist, I can confirm. I don't see the value in waifu threads and "predictions" of movies that are years from releasing, though.

Is he a chad?
youtube.com/watch?v=Jkh8UaaaXFw

You're not far off.

She's exactly the type of chick I'd strive for: cute in every way with some "off" feature (e.g. her big nose) that gives her enough of a complex to ground her and keep her thottiness at bay.

based

test

Have sex

She seems very sweet.

Let me tell you about female autists
>Meet girl at a charity function, solid 8/10
>Hit it off well, talk about Toho Godzilla movies, favorite Kaiju etc
>Get her number, go on a few dates
>Have wild unbelievable sex
>Start to notice little things off with her behavior and how her parents act
>Parents always being super kind to me, letting my stay over, asking if I can watch her for the day (I thought they were joking), they always seem really worried if I leave
>Always tugging the armpits of her sleeves, find several shirts in her room that have crudely cut holes were the armpits would go
>Always petting and stroking my arms and getting pissy if I'm not giving constant physical touch
>Pathological and irrational fear of UFOs and aliens, to the point where the little green action figures would send her into a full-on panic
>Even the mention of aliens sent her to a full on fit where she'd cry and lash out and throw shit at me
>It would also get worse at night, like sundowning with Alzheimer's patients
>She would also get incredibly pissy/scared if she had to stay home alone at her house, and would become verbally abusive if I didn't show up at the crack of dawn every day
>She also starts getting more physically abusive, slapping and hitting me and harassing me over the phone
>This goes on for about a month until I can't take it anymore
>I ask her mom if she's always been this way
>She tells me that she pretty far on the spectrum, and that she thought I was a little bit too, which is why they were so accepting of me
>Inevitably break up with her a few weeks after
Remember lads, if you can choose between generic woman bullshit and autistic crazy bullshit, pick the generic woman bullshit every time.

>Pathological and irrational fear of UFOs and aliens, to the point where the little green action figures would send her into a full-on panic
Sounds like abuse PTSD to me

Holy shit that’s horrible. Hang in there little dude

He's deep in the closet. I feel bad for the downie

This bitch sounds like she was abducted.

Mormons actually believe that baby souls are are in some kind of plane of existence waiting to be born.

I was just about to ask someone to post this

>why is unimaginable, indescribable horror always impossible to describe
Gee I wonder why.

Sounds hot, I wish I had an aspie i could tard wangle

Never seemed like that to me. She lived a relatively sheltered life and the only traumas she'd tell me about is her cats dying
At this point I'd have to fuckin agree with you. Shit was really weird how much it bothered her. I couldn't even watch The Thing/Star Wars/Any sci-fi that wasn't Godzilla bc it either had aliens or could have aliens and if I tried to put it on and pull a sneaky on her she'd go absolutely batshit and start hitting me with the remote and saying I'm lower than dirt etc

>user fucked an autistic hybrid
Ok, this is Based

It's all fun and games until she's sperging out about the texture of the fabric of your shirt and shorts and telling you to leave and not come back until you've changed

10,000 YEARS IN LIMBO PLEASE

Just slap her and tell her to get over it

completely soulless, empty eyes.

I know this is you Aleks. Gonna miss you guys

>that wig in the background
My sides.

lmao is this real? fucking based girl dropping truth bombs.

To be fair, it really would depend on how hot the bitch is if I'm going to put up with usual chick shit vs. personality disorder chick shit and frankly at this point in my life, after a shitty failed marriage, she'd have to be approaching the aesthetic beauty of this Retard Whisperer's girlfriend for me to put up with even generic chick shit--thus I'll probably just be a male spinster.

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> towards the end of the relationship I got mad because she slapped me pretty good for making an Area 51 joke so I went out and put an inflatable Gray on her front step and knocked and the ran around the back and knocked again while wearing a cheap alien mask
> The look of pure fear and terror that was on her face had seemed like she had just walked in on her parent's corpses getting doubleteamed by Satan and Santa Claus
> But even worse than that was the wailing. It was that kind of wailing that babies make when they try and scream as hard as they can and it only comes out a low pitched "shaking a spraypaint can" noise while her face crudely distorted into what could be considered a look of pure betrayal once I revealed it was me. It was utterly heartbreaking and I felt like a monster for months afterwards.
> hitting women is cringe and niggerpilled btw

Cavill and Gosling look like humans when they laugh and smile. This dude is empty.

Atmospheric slow burn is more apt

He's upbeat about the whole situation because he gets to just waltz in, do a 15 minute video with the people he interviews, rake in the youtube views and donations and then just carry on with his life while people praise what a great guy he is. He doesn't have to tend to their special needs.

That downie is unironically more eloquent than most black women

You sound like the perfect couple. You should get back with her and have some retard babies

she looks like she fucks black guys

>her parent's corpses getting doubleteamed by Satan and Santa Claus
Oh my fucking KEK!

These are the types of goofball couplings we should be celebrating, instead we get dickgurls and their penisboi girl/boyfriends shoved down our throats. Not that there's anything wrong with that if all participants in the latter categories are hot...

Cute

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high estrogen in both cases.

Be fruitful and multiply

I feel her pain but she should try and watch shows with greys, that's what i did.

That sounds like a "subtle" way of telling you to take your clothes off.

>down syndrome gives you the intellectual capacity of a kid
>it's still legal to have sex with them

What is his opinion on SBSK?

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fuck the schmuck

>Tfw gf is pregnant
Please be normal

>he starts crying

literally could not watch.

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get the fetus tested, no need to bring a retard/disabled if you can prevent it.

because lovecraftian horror is mental, once is so boringly put onto a screen it loses its power.

The nose knows. That seals it. 100% guaranteed pedo.

If you didn't know the story you would see nothing wrong with this picture.

He's jealous that someone better looking than himself is getting to put a bebbeh in retarded underage girls. For anyone who doesn't already know, he tried to fuck a literally retarded underage girl to get her pregnant "for the white race".