THE LANGUAGE OF THE SLAVES

Do you think he just goes around Indiana Jones style just with a particular religious necklace in case an evil spirit comes out a coffin.

Does he like scare Aztec demons with the Bible whilst saying "Muy Bien" over and over again.

This guy did great in this roll

skeptoid.com/episodes/4191

HEY O'CONNELL

>people leave no traces, especially during a mass exodus from a place they apparently lived in for generations

Fuck off, Herodotus, you made that shit up and the Jews have run with it ever since.

when u live in a place with everything given to u by your captors, you’re not likely to have anything of your own that’s not your captors’

It was one generation and they were on mud brick duty.
The Kingdom of Israel had three kings before it collapsed, none of this shit lasted that long.

And said captors, known for meticulous inscription of their histories, in a fit of anti-semitism, removed them from their history!

they do specifically mention taking all their shit and even some of their dead with them.

Do you also believe God parted the sea to allow them to do that?

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Cringe and wrongpilled

moses did that

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Raimi went too far with that line

i thought moses just asked god to do it

are you telling me moses was a wizard?

Cleric

One of the best Mummy movies.>shame about the sequels.
Never saw 'em, sound like a good choice.

>average /pol/ education

Shut up, incel.

I never understood this I mean couldn’t they have just crossed back through the Sinai peninsula or whatever? I mean it’s not like Egypt was an island in the middle of the ocean.

Fun fact: the actual sea mentioned in the bible is the Sea of Reeds, not the Red Sea which is a common mistranslation. The Sea of Reeds is easily crossable in low tide conditions.

Yeah if only we had gone to a good goy school

>Egypt enslaves all jews for a few hundred years
>god smacks them around, all is cool afterwards
>Germany enslaves some jews with literally nowhere in the world willing to take them, while at war
>God does nothing, jews declare undying hatred and eternal revenge on Europe and European peoples
Hmmm

Then how did the Egyptian army drown in it?

Who cares g*rmoids and j*ws are the same thing

there is plenty of evidence that the jews were slaves in egypt, but our atheist liberal masters keep trying to deny it

Upswelling of tides which makes sense since it was later in the day by the time Moses and his party had completed the crossing.

I listen to you guys talk as if having Jewish blood is what makes you evil and if you remove Jewish blood then everything will be okay... so, now you are the new Jew, since this is what the Jews say about you. You are no different than the people you claim to hate. When I look at all the "goys" who willingly line up for power, and willingly sign up to betray their own people, I wonder who is worse?

You don't have a Jewish problem as much as you have a morality problem. These psychopaths wouldn't have any power over anyone if people had solid Christian morals. They would flee from you! I love how everything is the Jews fault and no one else's. The Jews might whisper something in your ear, but you don't have to listen to them. Judge yourselves and your own people, then go judge the Jews.

Is there a single thing in Jewish history that actually happened?

I remember reading theories that Jews stole the King of Egypt, hence why he got mad.

They didn't, because there was no Exodus they were pursuing.

Based and Enlightenedpilled

This is Jewish logic at its finest

Getting rolled by Chaldea then freed by Persia happened. Everything before that? Horseshit, revisionism, or outright lies.

wtf?

they just made it all up??

Then what difference does the Red/Reed distinction accomplish?

Shut up, semite. You will never be white.

That's what you do when you want to stake a claim on land you committed genocide to live on, because 'God' told you that you could have it as long as all the sons of Amalek and all their women and all their works were destroyed.

Geographic correction, not historical correction.

>God is on the Jew's side before Christ is born.
>God hates Jews after Christ is born and they reject him.
Wow, what a shocker.

>since this is what the Jews say about you.
we want to be free of you , you want to control us.
not even close to the same

what is with everyone hating on jews? what have they ever done wrong?

You think it actually happened?

>That's what you do when you want to stake a claim on land you committed genocide to live on
Pretty much every people have done this though. It all cancels itself out.
Jewish perfidy never letting up is still worth reminding others of.

>Those archaeologists’ claims that the Exodus never happened are not based on evidence, but largely on its absence. They assert that we’ve combed the Sinai and not found any evidence of the mass of millions of people whom the Bible says were there for 40 years. That assertion is just not true. There have not been many major excavations in the Sinai, and we most certainly have not combed it. Moreover, uncovering objects buried 3,200 years ago is a daunting endeavor. An Israeli colleague laughingly told me that a vehicle that had been lost in the 1973 Yom Kippur War was recently uncovered under 16 meters—that’s 52 feet—of sand. Fifty-two feet in 40 years!

most people in the US believe a burning bush actually talked to moses

you will never be chosen

They didn't kill off the Germans when they had the chance

This. Just look it up

WHERE'S MY SWIIIIITCH?!?!

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They cut off half of my penis skin

Not the user, but...

Egypt wasn't a slaver society, at least compared to their neighbors. They were incredibly ethnocentric and the country was fundamentally designed so that every egyptian citizen was effectively a serf that answered directly to the pharoah.
There was never a need for a foreign slave population because native born Egpytians were already in a state of borderline slavery.

>LOOKS LIKE I HAVE ALL OF THE ALIMONY!

God I miss OConnell posting

>MUH DICK

It's not about my mutilated penis, it's that they brainwashed an entire society and my parents into thinking it's okay to mutilate my dick when I was 3 days old like fucking cattle

>tfw got a DVD 4-pack back in 2010 with The Mummy, The Scorpion King, Van Helsing and King Kong
Comfiest kino pack ever made

>oh cool a mummy thread with a few replies I wonder if there's any funny pictures or comments
>this thread
Why am I even surprised at all?

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>the eternally LARPING anglomutt is mad that he LARPed some other culture without knowing why and now it's that culture's fault

It sounds to me like you're trying to build a utopia here on earth where problems don't exist. Do you think that if you removed everyone with Jewish blood then you won't have any problems? "Jewish Identity" is the problem? Like "Christian Identity"?

Even if you remove all the Jews from your country, it is only a matter of time before you all start taking advantage of each other. Human nature is human nature. Even when the Russians removed all the Jews they just started abusing each other (in the name of Christ), then God sent the Jews in to do that same thing.

There are ultra-religious Jews who are one part of the problem and then you have the Gnostic Jews who don't care about the religious ones. These two factions will go to war eventually. Majority of Jews don't belong in either of these two camps.

And what about the non-Jews who willingly convert to Judaism and the Jews who willingly leave Judaism? Who is the problem? Whose blood is more dirty?

lmao I'd rather not be

You type like a faggot and your shits all retarded.

>mutilated
uh huh and cancer removal is butchering a person's body right?

LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE HORSES

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Fuckin nice m8

Nobody argues things will be perfect, but without you they are better.

REMINDER

Judaism does not have an afterlife, the Torah does not mention it, all they have is this world and that is why they do what they do.

yeah, removing a perfectly healthy part of the body is exactly the same as cutting out a tumor thats literally killing you

nice one user

Are you saying that complete homogeneity would not benefit a single society better than any other alternative?

>OP literally started it.
>Wow, why is this a /pol/ thread?

Jewish fairytales aside, i don't think it's fair to call general egyptian populace slaves, at least not during the period pyramids were constructed in. Toby Wilkinson in his "Rise and Fall of Ancient Egypt" mentions sources describing the workers as religious, competitive teams, well fed and rewarded with honey and alcohol for exceeding their daily quota.
I have a strong suspicion that a hook-nosed manlet wouldn't even be allowed near a sacred place like this, were he ever to appear there in that time period.

You think that cutting out a piece of cancer that's killing you with consent is the same as cutting off a piece of flesh that covers the penis and protects it from rubbing up against your clothes which dulls sensitivity as a baby without consent is the same thing? You're just biased and crazy.

oh i get it!

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Leave us be and we wont have to repeat history

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fpbp

There is mention of a "paradise" after death, just very little specificity. There is an observable increase in the complexity of afterlife in Abrahamic religions, depending on when they were created. From the simplicity of Judaism to the multiple levels and VIP tickets of Mormonism.

it's not healthy, even in first world countries men do not clean the excess useless skin enough and bacterial infections are very common and paraphimosis is a very serious problem which occurs more and more now

Black people cant swim even in the tiniest bit of water. Exodus is proof Egyptians are black African Americans

>quoting a funny line from the movie is making a /pol/ thread

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user, this isn’t some retarded /pol/ infographic shit. The exodus is a founding myth and nothing more

Why did people with the mummys curse not just have a bottle of whisky and then eat a bullet?

If the mummy is coming to suck their organs and body fluids out of them while they are still alive to feel it, who wouldn't anhero?

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Not him, but complete homogeneity seems like it'd be a problem instead of a solution. There has to be outside influence and trade, otherwise you just get a social demonstration of the second law of thermodynamics.

>which dulls sensitivity
unless your underwear is mesh metal this is not true, the penis head intentionally leaks precum to keep it moist with or without the useless excess foreskin

>excess useless skin
The skin covers your dick and protects it from rubbing your underwear which dulls sensitivity, you are biased and crazy. Imagine saying the tip of your nose is useless skin.

>chosen to have the most sensitive parts of dick cut off

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wrong. see

>I've been on the internet for about a week now. Why are people posting racist things in this Spiderman thread when all the OP did was quote the wrestling scene?

Nope this does nothing in the long run. The damge of it rubbing up aginst iy everyday is that it turns into a dry looking piece of fucked up flesh. You are an insane child abuser.

How does moisture spread to the whole head without a foreskin?

jesus christ how new are you

why dont you amputate your arms? you wont have to clean under your armpits and you significantly decrease the chance of breaking your arm

wrong

sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160414114249.htm

Wrong see>121435850
It doesn't he just needs to justify the abuse.

The Torah mentions nothing, the Talmud and later writings do, but the foundational text has no afterlife.

your dick and balls give off sweat and the precum rubs around your penis contained in your undergarment, stop being obtuse

post the archive of your cope

So he still has to ask God to cast spells for him, what a cuck

Wif yo mommas mouf lmao

So there's no evidence of a Hebrew migration from Egypt?

Its effectively what Israel is trying to achieve though, isn't it? Foreign policy is all it needs to keep trade alive. Homogeneity on a societal level seems like the best solution for any country.

nice strawman

Based

>salty urea is the same as a foreskin
>the penis is just leaking precum 24/7 in your pants
Fucking cutfag coping

Wtf that's not true at all, lmao what a retard. Can't believe you lie this blatantly to justify cutting kids.

sorry that science has shattered your imaginary delusions

Pretty sure they weren't aware of the curse to that extent.
The main annoyance is that no one blames Eve for the whole fiasco, it is literally all thanks to her that anything happened in the first place. She's apparently aware, and even comments on the curse and yet goes out of her way to steal and recite the words to awaken what she knows to be an evil fucker.

>Circumcision
YIKES!

give it a fucking rest, unless your wearing a fucking kilt all day your underwear contains moisture, physics 101, now cope harder

That is a straight up lie, also written by two women.

I'm sorry you think you can use science to justify mutlaiting kids for Yahweh, nobody fucking believes you faggot.

calm down, Tyrone

thread reminder that the jews stole the exodus fable from another tribe

Best of luck with your mutilated jewish dick that will never feel like a real penis. Might as well go the whole hog and become a tranny.

How little do you wash your underwear for them to be damp?

You underwear aren't a sauna, only one coping is you baby cutter. You enjoy their screams of pain when you cut them without anesthetic? Does it get you off?

You can comb the Sinai all you want, that's a foolish gesture to begin with. The profound lack of evidence of the Exodus, much less the enslavement, is harder to defend when you study Egypt, a people so notorious for record-keeping that even the most trivial events were recorded, yet not a single mention is made in Egyptian record, amidst all its pomp and blemishes both duly recorded as sacred duty, of there being a mass enslavement of Semitics in their lands, of there being a rash of plagues in the style depicted in the Torah, nor in there having been a mass exodus of liberated slave labor culminating in the deaths of an entire army by floodwaters, an event that by itself would have warranted record by virtue of it being a disaster of civilization-threatening proportion akin to a famine.

Only Americans, Africans, Jews and Muslims get circumcised Jamal

Just like how the anglos stole the King Arthur story from the Vendidad and Vesperad (Iranian myth with Ahura Mazda taking the sword from a cedar tree to claim the throne)

>FUCK SCIENCE AND ACTUAL TESTS USING REAL DATA, THERE ARE ALSO 400 GENDERS AND FUCK WHAT DNA SAYS!!!

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>jews were ever slaves of egypt
>exodus happened

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current research states that the "slaves" were just farmers during the offtime in growing season who got out of taxes by moving some rocks for a few months per year.

Like they stole Noah from Sumeria and Moses from Akkad.

helllloooooooo rationalwiki!!!! are we tipping fedoras today?!

I assume you're American and the reason behind circumcision in the US is because of a cereal company
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Views_on_sexuality

>stole
Actual brainlet interpretation. Nothing was stolen. All of these cultures are naturally evolved from a single origin point.

Jews have genetic psychopathy
It is in their genetic behaviour to lie

"We were slaves in Egypt and God's chosen people!" was one of many claims by Jews to gain sympathy and therefore favor in White countries throughout history. the most recent of these claims by Jews is "The Holocuast happened! It killed 6 million Jews!", despite there being no evidence of either of these events happening.

This is a classic Jewish tactic to gain sympathy. Make a big enough lie, and people will believe it.

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>mutilated mutt posts mutilated mutt
Its like pottery

i suggest seeing a doctor if your not dripping precum, my tofu eating hipster

Lmao, and now he has to start memeing to justify it. You don't care about science faggot, only pleasing Yahweh, you didn't even try to be smart about this. Go back to cutting children and justifying it psycho.

Not all. The central asian ones did ;)

Historical truth always tips a fedora in the face of desert crazy fairy tales. That they scammed the world into drinking their Kool-Aid ought to be considered a crime against humanity.

This, the egyptian pyramids and great works were mostly built by the ancient equivalent of contractors using seasonal workers

sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160414114249.htm

sorry that reality has smashed your delusions

Do you enjoy their pain while cutting or is it the thought of them being in pain as adults?

>HAHAHAHA YEAH JESUS WAS NEVER REAL BECAUSE ANOTHER NECKBEARD TOLD ME SO HAHAHAHAH

I dripped precum in your mom last night

Keep spaming it, everyone see's through you psycho.

Circumcision decreases penile sensitivity
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102?dopt=Abstract

Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947

Circumcision linked to alexithymia
mensstudies.com/content/2772r13175400432/?p=a7068101fbdd48819f10dd04dc1e19fb&pi=4

The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission
jme.bmj.com/content/36/12/798.abstract

Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence
4eric.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/MC.pdf

There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1753-6405.2011.00761.x/full

Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977

Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847

Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits
circumcision.org/policy.htm

Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae
cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/

Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902

Circumcision has negligible benefit
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9091693

Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731

Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9393302

Circumcision linked to psychological trauma
cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/

Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682

>Can't argue with reason or facts so I will smash my cheetoh encrusted fingers on the keyboard in rage filled rants and insults

You could watch the second one, just for the adventure.
But it is not a good movie. At all. It actually makes the first one worse.
Actually, dont watch it.

Even myths from the Americans match up to those in central Asia. There are two possibilities here:
>Jung is right and our religious symbols, gods, beliefs, etc are drawn out of a collective genetic memory
>There was a worldwide progenitor society with a proto-religion that spawned the ancient religions we're familiar with.

SEETHING

LMAO absolutely BTFO

I can't argue properly when i'm jerking off to our conversations user

You gonna argue with this?That one article written by two women was cute though.

>be americuck
>be born
>leave a tip

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user i don’t read links unless it’s archive

Whites are central Asians is the biggest liberal scientism meme

It's easy to disprove the Jews being slaves. Just ask yourself this question: did it involve manual labor? If so, then the JJJews are lying about it.

What a Chad.

It wouldn't be a utopia, but it would be better
Removing psychopaths makes things better

Also its a racial genetic behavioural thing

lol u wish g*rmoid

There is evidence for the plagues, the Nile overflowed it’s banks and many of the plagues had natural origins. There is little to no evidence of Jews in Egypt as slaves, though Egyptians knew who Jews were.

NOOO DELETE THIS!

Not sure if fedora or stahlhelm

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977

This one literally says that decrease in pleasure only happened if you were circumcised past age 20

>Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma

And this just says that babies reacted to something painful. wow what a fucking shock and nothingburger

yes i forgot that all whites came down from hyberborea 80000 years ago or whatever

this user speaks the truth

If your dick is cut at birth, you don't have a comparison to make for sexual pleasure you retarded mutilated animal

Wow you sure debunked ALL of that. Man you really wanna get that last word in?

tfw uncut fag

this whole debate is hilarious

do cut dicks seriously leak precum 24/7 thats fucking disgusting amerismells

t. seething br*o*ns

There’s some truth to Hyperborea in that it’s a reference to Scandinavian people’s past in Greenland, but it has nothing to do with g*rmanics and their migrations from Central Asia.

its another shoah

>God made us in his image
>let's cut off a piece of our dick

how did you enjoy getting your dick sucked by smelly old men in brit milah?

Circumcised people are literally less human than uncut chads.

based truthteller

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977
>There were no significant differences in sexual drive, erection, ejaculation, and ejaculation latency time between circumcised and uncircumcised men

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947
>Age at first intercourse, perceived importance of a good sex life and current sexual activity differed little between circumcised and uncircumcised men or between women with circumcised and uncircumcised spouses

dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.juro.2015.12.080
>Sixty-two men between the ages of 18 and 37 (30 circumcised, 32 intact) participated in the study. Quantitative sensory testing (QST) protocols assessed touch and pain thresholds and warmth detection and heat pain thresholds at a control site (forearm) and three to four penile sites (glans penis, midline shaft, proximal to midline shaft, and foreskin, if present). The authors reported that the pain, warmth detection, and heat pain stimuli likely activate nerve fibers more relevant to sexual pleasure than touch thresholds, which has been the focus of previous research.

>Although in a previous study lower tactile thresholds were noted at the glans penis in circumcised men, the current investigation found no between-group differences in sensitivity across four stimulation types, lending no support to the widely accepted, but largely untested, keratinization hypothesis.

>The investigators also found that the foreskin had similar sensitivity as the control site on the forearm for any stimulus type tested. Given that other genital sites (e.g., glans penis, midline shaft) were more sensitive to pain stimuli than the forearm, removing the highly innervated foreskin does not appear to remove the most sensitive part of the penis.

AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

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If you take the /gnosticpill/ it's because the Demiurge and the Source that Jesus was born from aren't the same thing

>he doesn't know

>There were no significant differences in sexual drive, erection, ejaculation, and ejaculation latency time between circumcised and uncircumcised men. Masturbatory pleasure decreased after circumcision in 48% of the respondents, while 8% reported increased pleasure. Masturbatory difficulty increased after circumcision in 63% of the respondents but was easier in 37%. About 6% answered that their sex lives improved, while 20% reported a worse sex life after circumcision.

Try quoting the whole thing, and understanding context before sperging out subhuman

Go away gnostic, go sit in a cave and starve

friendly reminder pubmed allows any study to be uploaded before it is peer reviewed. My medical teacher would not allow us to use these as a reference, you can see for yourself if you search and find studies saying there are multiple genders

Most of the anons in this thread pull "facts" right out of their asses.

good job for leaving out the first part, faggot:

>and all were circumcised at >20 years of age

now cope harder

Because you can't study sex life of people cut at birth you retarded cut cuck

The Pharoses that oversaw the construction of the pyramids used to actually pay their slaves in beer. It was a clean source of water, kept them hydrated, and kept them just drunk enough to forget about the fact that they're literally carrying around and cutting boulders all day long without a break. They were given the equivalent of a keg of beer a day per person.

The only cope comes from mutilated dicks

i had my circumcision at 15 and i felt exactly the same afterwards. talked about this years later with my uncle, a doctor, he told me in american hospitals when they circumcise you they only remove a portion of the foreskin, whereas some rabbinical practices remove much more. the upper half of the foreskin has no nerves but the lower area is where they are located

First post, best post

>posts link to BTFO
>actually gets BTFO himself
>"N-N-No U"
COPE

Faggot

see

Why are Jews so easy to enslave?

Go have a rabbi suck you off

seething neutered animal

ah so you concede defeat? thanks

>ethnocentric
Whenever Early Egypt was invaded the Pharoah would just welcome the foreign invading armies and settle them as his serfs. Ramses is known for doing that with the Sea People which is why Egypt didnt decline during the Bronze Age collapse like the Babylonians and other civilizations that were keeping out foreign invaders.

>FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SCIENCE AND FUCK YOUR FACTS

cope harder dicklet

No you don’t know, my retarded friend. You need to read up on your esoteric history.

yes you can, they hooked up people to sensors that can literally read pleasure levels

sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160414114249.htm

and so the cornered animal lashes out knowing he has lost

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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I won the argument, everyone saw it. I'm the winner here, not you.

imagine the seething it takes to make an image like this

>noooo I must defend my mutilated dick on the internet!

>cutfags are literal subhumans

>people actually defending getting their dick mutilated
Never fails to make me laugh

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Admit that I'm the winner and that I own your mind and that you're obsessed with me and I'll let you slink away with your tail between your legs. If you don't, god help you.

cope harder dicklet

I won, everybody saw that I won. I'm the winner. Ignore this butthurt retard trying to pretend like I didn't win the argument because I did win and I'm a winner.

>all the eurocucks here seething about circumcision since circumcised niggers and muslim migrants in europe are fucking their women
it's not the muslim and black men's fault your a bunch of beta cucks, enjoy your caliphate

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>this is your mind with a mutilated dick
YIKES!

Homogeneous societies are demonstrably better in every way.

Yes I'm sure hundreds of millions of people are chopping off their dicks because some guy in the 30s told them to buy his cereal and the jews are completely innocent even though they do exactly the same thing and have been for 5000 years

>have dick all natural
>chicks love getting their tongue inside the foreskin and lick all around
jews robbed you, i pity you

Just joined this thread, just wanna say you seem like a legit narcissistic nutjob. Have a nice day "winner".

and my dad works for nintendo

good for you, if thats any consolation to your dick not working

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For real though I'm uncircumcised and when I get my dick sucked I almost can't even enjoy it. It's like there's too much of a sensory overload, if that makes any sense. Too much feeling at once to the point where it's borderline uncomfortable.

Cumming in a vagina though if you're uncut, probably the best pleasure you could ask for as a man

There's a difference?

>anti circumcision rageboys base their belief on some faggot with zero scientific understanding who lived a century ago
that's gonna be a yikes from me

Amerimutts talk about using lube to masturbate and how women don’t climax meanwhile you can jack off with zero lube with a foreskin and women climax more since there’s extra stimulation

Will you provide counter-information and sources or are you going to name call?

Where'd you get that data from Elyakim?

and I'm circumcised and I feel this too, whats your point?

>Implying /pol/ infographics are wrong

actually archaeological evidence suggests that the pyramids were built by volunteers who had nothing else better to do.

Olivia Munn talks about penis

>youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w
>youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w
>youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w
>youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w

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HAHAHAHAHA
I am cut and I never needed lube ever in my life, what shit are they teaching you fags over there in eurcuck?

I thought you lose like 80% of the nerve endings in your dick when you get circumcised, no?

>provides source
>I DONT LIKE THAT SOURCE BECAUSE MY SOURCE ON INFOWARS DOT COM DISAGREES
>THAT SOURCE IS JEWISH
>OH WOW JEEZ A (((((SOURCE))))))
Dilate

murdering millions of Palestinians and then say its america creating terrorists.

>INCREASE COPE LEVELS, SCOTTY!

People like to talk about how it was puritanical people such as Kellogg, but that’s only how it began. It’s perpetuated by the AAP, which still holds that the benefits of circumcision outweigh the “risks.” This wording is already harmful since it seems to imply there are no NEGATIVES to being circumcised, only risks to the procedure.

There’s also a direct conflict of interest when Andrew Freedman, a member of the AAP’s circumcision task force, is not only Jewish, but circumcised his own kid. If you belong to a cultural tradition that circumcises and did it to your own child, no way are you going to give a fair analysis of the procedure with all that baggage. It would be like a Muslim man writing a paper about FGM, yet somehow it’s acceptable.

Oliva Munn is ugly now.

nope

sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160414114249.htm

US circumcisions levels were at Euro levels before Post-WWII. I wonder what caused the shift....hmmmmm?

Is The Mummy one of Yea Forums's favorite movies?

user, your personal anecdotal experiences aside, lube comes up constantly in American humor as part of the experience of masturbation. That’s not a thing anywhere else.

>Men cannot argue with feminists since the men themselves are the sexist ones
that's literally the argument you are using right now

>the vast majority of white Christian men in the USA are circumcised

>most Australians are cut too

Keep in mind that in both, Jews make up less than 2% of the local population.

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>oh nice a Mummy thread
>Amerimutts violently arguing about their mutilated dicks

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i'm sorry for the minority of guys who have botched circumcisions but that shit only happens when some drunk amateur rabbi is doing it

Them being removed from over a hundred nations lmao

>only 60 dudes tested
>asking them subjective questions about sexual experience, of which they have no reference point
>no controls for sexual intercourse

It's probably all just stories mang. Legends essentially.

is she still in X-Men now that Fox got acquired by Disney?

can you use any argument besides MUH JOOS?

No, it’s not. There’s a difference between arguing and debating a broad topic such as gender issues and focusing in on the merits of a single medical procedure. If you performed that medical procedure on your own child for cultural and religious purposes, you can’t be expected to go into a study about it with a lens of objectivity.

>ignores part about having actual instruments and sensors getting and reading objective nerve ending data from their body

>mutt dicks absolutely chimping out over their damaged penises
Never fails to make laugh

yet we have plenty of other studies done by people with no bone in the game

This. Absolutely hilarious retardation. Poor fuckers.

Someone please explain why do they circumcise people who aren't jews or muslims? Isn't that their thing?

>let's mutilate babies because there's no difference lol

Why are people so desperate to believe that the Jews were slaves in ancient Egypt?

cope harder, eurocuck

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You mean like the ones put out by dozens of European medical institutes that have stated that the AAP's report is misleading and damaging?

why are atheists so desperate to deny the bible?

Sorry that you were butchered at birth. Unfortunately no amount of shitposting is going bring back your God-given penis.

what doesnt kill you...

plenty were posted here already, read the thread

Okay Goy Scardick.

...because they were slaves in ancient Egypt and you're schizophrenic and paranoid?

is co-star Rachel Weisz of Jewish background, according to Wikipedia?

There was only one posted and it had an abysmally small pool of participants and focused more on subjective interpretations of sexual pleasure.

I can literally see the tears of rage as you typed this out. whatever makes you feel better for reinforcing your delusions

Makes you a disabled, disfigured, lower lifeform

All the cut dudes in this thread will never experience the pleasure of a frenulum orgasm, or at least will need twice the effort.

enjoy your new caliphate, europe, i guess all these lies you tell yourselves makes you feel better as achmed fucks heidi

>no evidence of Jews being slaves in Egypt
>HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR BOOK?!
There's also no evidence at all of a flood that covered the entire planet to the point Mount Everest was submerged, that would require enough water to make a second Moon. Where'd all that water come from and go?

cirp.org/library/anatomy/ohara/
Reminder that women climax more with an uncut man

>caliphate
>tears of rage
But why? It's not me who spent last hour violently arguing about cocks on anonymous cantonese insect frying forum. My dick is as nature intended, no sandniggers in my country neither and I'm of the same blood as my ancestors at least hundreds of years ago. Can you say the same, good mestizo?

uhhhhhhhh you realize circumcised guys have their frenulum, right? right?

HEY BENNY LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RABBI

compared to everyone else saying "believe me just because I say so"?

As with everything that americucks do, there's a business reason. Foreskins are used for medical purposes such as skin grafts as well as in cosmetics such as certain wrinkle creams since it's an easy source for legally acquired human tissue.

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>no response to this
Damn, why do jews keep winning?

Yeah, and it's nowhere near as sensitive because it's keratinized lmao.

see this

Frenulum? I barely knew em

Muslims circumcise,jews who cut they're dicks are jihadi Muslims not jews.

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That's seriously fucked up. There's nothing like that up here in Norway. Those people would be imprisoned and sued to oblivion for even trying that I think.

from the link:

>CIRP Note: The results of this survey are somewhat obscurely stated

Also

>Christiane Northrup, M.D., author of Women's Bodies, Women's Wisdom and the Radical Feminist Fight

That's a YIKES right there

oh look it's coping

How fucking barbaric. And to think they do this procedure to children who barely have opened their eyes. Fucking disgusting.

>somewhat obscurely stated
And then it immediately breaks down the specifics
>YIKES
shut the fuck up amerimutt

>keratinized

LOL no

>Although in a previous study lower tactile thresholds were noted at the glans penis in circumcised men, the current investigation found no between-group differences in sensitivity across four stimulation types, lending no support to the widely accepted, but largely untested, keratinization hypothesis.

ah yes those skin grafts from the last several thousand years of circumcision....

yes, i am literally seething with anger due to my dick having all nerve connections

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I'll never understand people who defend chopping pieces off of children in the name of religion or a cereal maker's aversion to other men jerking off.

>look mah a bunch of retarded goat fuckers did it a thousand years ago, I think we should do it too!

I read it on stormfront you fuck, it must be true

Circumcision started as a step down from child sacrifice to haze people into a tribe lmao.

The practice, in America, originated as a way to make masturbation harder, but it's obviously no longer done for that reason.

It's crazy to see how jews have hijacked muttland so well that mutts will emotionally defend cutting parts off dicks, and probably cut off parts of their own children's dicks in turn

The AAP is lying to the American public and y'all eat it up because you don't want to admit you were robbed of a choice when you were born. Let your children have that choice.

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>How dare you question my personal anecdote?!

haha lol no
sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160414114249.htm

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6523040/

>In the overwhelming majority of studies, women expressed a preference for the circumcised penis. The main reasons given for this preference were better appearance, better hygiene, reduced risk of infection, and enhanced sexual activity, including vaginal intercourse, manual stimulation, and fellatio

PROOFS?

Oy vey! Attacking the AAP is anti-semitism!

sure thing, graham hancock

yeah and reasoning was total bullshit

nice non-argument

yet most arguments in here have had nothing to do with AAP

Truth. Everyone discounting this post is a faggot and deserves to be shoahd.

cope harder dicklet

>COPE COPE COPE
Stop projecting

>emotionally lashing out on an anonymous image board over people attacking mutilating baby dicks, because having a mutilated dick is a part of your identity
whew

>Look mom I used buzzwords again!!

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6523040/
>only look at a few countries where circumcision isn't routine
>omit most of the data for them
>almost all the data comes from African countries
What a horrible "study"

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To be fair, if I were the Pharao I'd probably also enslave the jews and force them to build me a mausoleum or some shit.
Afterwards they could help me build a cinder track if you know what I mean.

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1910s American is born
>rugged at birth, born in his family's farm
>local doctor comes by, checks he is healthly and leaves
>grows up strong and hardworking man
>works to build a future for America
>survives the depression
>fights the good fight in WW2
>retires and dies peacefully in his family's original farm at age 90

2010s Amerilard is born
>born into an overcrowded hospital
>family pays $100 to have skin contact with child
>doctor snips off his manhood to sell to cosmetics companies
>everyone claps
>obese by 10, heart disease by 20
>works a shitty cubicle job that makes his boss richer
>dies in a small apartment from a heart attack at 50

Mummy 1 is a literal 10/10 movie.

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Does nobody here know about the documentary hypothesis?

>"Circumcision is a symbol of two things necessary to out well being: 1) the excision of sexual pleasure and 2) to check a man's pride" - Philo Judaeus, 30 AD

>"The bodily pain is the real purpose of circumcision. One of the reason is to bring about a decrease in sexual intercourse and a weakening of the organ. The fact that circumcision reduces sexual pleasure is undeniable." - Moses Maimonides, 1180 AD

>"Foreskin represents man's worst animal-like urges and must be forcibly harnessed." - Nosson Scherman, 1985 AD

>"Impairment of sexual sensation is a special virtue of circumcision" - Paysach Krohn, 1985 AD

>"You are to undergo circumcision, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and you. For the generations to come every male among you who is eight days old must be circumcised, including those born in your household or bought with your money, they must be circumcised. My covenant in your flesh it to be an everlasting covenant. Any uncircumcised male, who has not been circumcised in the flesh, will be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant." Genesis 17

Why are you so hurt over this? Are you a narcissist who thinks nothing about yourself is flawed, is that why you are so emotionally distraught?

tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/01614576.1988.11074930

cope harder dicklet

Current year European "man"
>Migrants fuck his women as he sits in the corner and jacks off

That's literally just an abstract without any data for me to analyze, and it's only American women. Not to mention how fucking weird it is they care about how they like dick a certain way when it comes to permanently altering their kid's body.

ah yes look at all these scientists and their scientific background and studies

That was addressing the argument over circumcision being a form of hazing. You can't deny its roots as a cultural marker.

why are you so obsessed over something which you have convinced yourself is bad when it has been proven otherwise?

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>uh guys I think you should stop mutilating yourselves
>FUCK YOU EUROS IMMA CUT MY DICK AND MY BOYS DICK JUST AS MY (((DOCTOR))) TOLD ME TO!

The evidence is in conflict with each other and most of the studies that talk about the benefits of circumcision are flawed.

so now the argument has gone from "women prefer uncut guys" to "lol who cares what women think"?

cope harder dicklet

I fucking knew you were gonna say that. No, my point is that asking new mothers how much they enjoy cut or uncut dick is fucking weird, because personal sexual preference ought not to be the reason why you have a medical procedure performed on your kid. And nice deflection for the fact that I've pointed out how stupid all these studies are, since you're too lazy to actually look at the methodology and presented data and just read the conclusions without thinking.

idk why you faggots obsess over this so much.
>be cut
>get a dope goldestein doctor to chop my skin off, but not too much so still a little skin.
>hear lots of stories of botched chop jobs that create pain
>my skin was loose and my dick was small when I was little so I would sometimes get smegma
>as I grew up and my dick grew, never happened again
>not going to get my son circumcised because, why would I

smegma sucks, but dont be gross and wash yourself. Im not going to have a procedure done on my kid that cant be undone. Thats the biggest issue I have with getting cut, you cant go back. If my son wants to chop his skin off, he can do it when hes older.

>commenting is obsession
>"I'm pretending I'm correct :) checkmate"
Jesus it's like talking to a cult member, muttland is so fucked

I've never seen so many people celebrating cutting pieces off of children in the name of tradition.

nice buzzword no argument, captain seething

there have been plenty good studies posted here, just look

It's literally like religion with these people, except the fucked up part is that it's someone else's religion...

You been skipping temple, schlomo?

cope harder dicklet

user, I looked at the studies posted and explained why they were faulty. The first one had too small of a sample size and didn't actually list the objective data of nerve analysis. The second one claimed to give a "universal" perspective but gathered data largely from countries with routine circumcision (african nations, australia, and america) and only had a small amount of data from the other countries (Mexico, Denmark, and Canada), and the third one was just an abstract that focused on a specific type of American woman.

>European men have low testosterone and are watching their women getting fucked by muslim and african migrants
>muslims and africans are circumcised
>project their rage onto american men as a coping mechanism since they are too spineless to do anything about their women being impregnated by the invaders
really makes ya think

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So let's start cutting off earlobes, appendixes, and whatever else off of babies that are unimportant or required to by ancient religious texts.

Whatever makes you feel better, 56% dicklet

except with those broad arguments you are making you can describe any study being flawed using that type of analysis

cope harder dicklet

user I'm against circumcision, I was making a joke with the schlomo bit.

calm down, hanz, just go back to beating off watching mohammad have his way with your hot college blonde neighbor

>American men have low testosterone and are watching their women getting fucked by mexican migrants and blacks
>mexicans and blacks are uncircumcised
>project their rage onto european men as a coping mechanism since they are too spineless to do anything about their women being impregnated by the invaders

Except the funny thing is that mine isn't even a joke, it's just flatly true, mutt.

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How about you freaks NOT mutilate your children? Ever thought of that?

No you can't, retard. Studies with decent sample sizes that actually present their data and don't use weasel words in their conclusions to hide the fact their data is skewed are fine. I can't do shit with what amounted to two abstracts and a study that claimed to represent a global preference while focusing on less than 10 countries, more than half of which were in Africa.

Umm Sweaty, its 2019. My she-male-he-she is going to get cut whether xir likes it or not.

cope harder, subject of islam

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>2016
Where's the brown people Jamal?

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Nice, a picture of a mosque meet-up. Still whiter than the average Chicago neighborhood.

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