What would you have done in this situation?

I'm glad Brooker found success but I have to agree it was pretty cringeworthy to watch black mirror after knowing him from his previous shows. I vividly remember him making a joke about the PM fucking a pig multiple times and it was so forced and drawn out that I figure it was like catharsis for him to make -an entire ep- dedicated to that 10 year old dumbass joke noone really gave a shit about or thought was funny.

i'm not sure you realize how this world works

nothing because irl the prints on the finger would have been checked

Try to compromise and ask for a mare instead?

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Ding ding ding

Enlighten me then

Have somebody else fuck it and use a deepfake

not fuck the pig because I don't give a shit about the demands of some psycho

Did you not watch the episode? They basically try that and it doesn’t work

A goverment loses all credibility the moment they start negotiating. See:

I can understand his dilemma if the terrorist was threatening to bomb a crowded place or something, but the princess? Fuck off. What the fuck is this slave shit?

I'd look at the camera and state clearly that I have been captured by terrorist and was informed that a member of the royal family was also taken. And that they plan to kill her unless I perform sexual acts with this pig.

Given that they have managed to bypass security and capture the prime minister there is little doubt that they have the resources to actually do the same to the queen.

I'd then proceed to state that what I'm going to do I'm doing it for the queen and country before forcibly throwing myself onto the pig and rape it on camera.

Hell if a politician actually do that I'd vote for him.

redpilled

>I have been captured by terrorist
I'm pretty sure that bluff would not work out.

yea blame the president, not the terrorists. you fucking retard.

*Laughs in SAS*

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Finish in the pigs face while looking dead at the camera

I would have coomed

based coomer

Retarded episode. Literally a wasted hour.

Call David Cameron for advice

A government most important job is to protect its citizens. This notion that terrorists are terrorizing for money is absurd. The publicity they get from the act is their method of legitimacy. Refusing to work to get your citizen back is literally just letting someone die because of COPE.

Both you and your nation lose all credibility, which would have serious repercussions whether you realize it ir notAbsolutely this

Have sex

This

This is a false dichotomy. Because you're dumb that's when you misleadingly trying to paint two situations as an "either or" statement when they really are not.

this 2bqh

Your nation loses credibility the moment a terrorist hijacks the broadcast network to spread their message.

This. It was a retarded episode, like most of them. And they knew it, which is why they had to create the fake tension of his underlings suddenly plotting against him in a nonsensical way.

True kino Black mirror episodes
> Fifteen Million Merits
>The National Anthem
>Be Right Back
That's all

Fucking Nolan redditors
Just die already

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Make it a goat to bring in the votes of the average Londoner.

I would have happily slammed that ham, I already fuck animals as-is so no worries

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Wrong. And your the retard that would actually fuck a pig because you're clueless

depends on how tight pig pussy is

I don't see what's wrong here, it's a white man returning to his beautiful white wife

>Y-YOU'RE WRONG
Convincing argument

No problem i fuck white woman all the time

would nut

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what's worse? "that actor who played the prime minister fucking a pig" or "the prime minister who fucked a pig to save a woman's life"

First season is kino. Shut up and Dance, White Christmas, and The Waldo Situation are pretty good too.

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I'm Welsh, so...

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The current president's wife has to, he'd be a hypocrit if he didnt

It would be better if they choose an actual king instead of pm. I will threaten to gangrape and kill his little princess if he doesnt fuck a pig in live public street.

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let her die then dab on her grave

the king wouldn't do it though, on principle
politicians are much more morally malleable

le fuck sheep xdd

a father would do it

doubt it, he can always have more kids

Should've gone with
"The Queen needs to take some horsecock or we kill the bitch"
Now that would be some kino

Was it a lady pig?

>Queen needs horsecock
Isn't that more of a Russian Empress thing?

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id ask for a loli pig if it was me tbqh

You sick brilliant fuck

Refusing to work with terrorists entails a policy where the Terrorists can't negotiate or gain anything.
Essentially they can't have long term goals, and will be hunted like dogs.

If it doesn't end with a SWAT team shooting everybody, then its not really terrorism.

I don't know, is it?
If so the Russian royal family is based

abolish the monarchy then fuck the pig anyway

imagine if its a doe they want you to fuck but do it everyday haha wouldnt that be fucked up

Fake a heart attack. Cowardly but can be passed off as panic attack later, wanted to help but couldn't. Kinda would have gone better for him if he had.

That's never been more than a sound bite. The US pays terrorists all the time. When some backpacker gets nabbed up in the middle east people negotiate for their release.

God, this was the dumbest episode of all.
>WOT IF YA HADDA FOOK A PIG 'EN?

I would have pulled an Epstein and got the face swap done

FPBP and thats why I dropped the show after 20 fucking minutes

Government's only power comes from people believing in them and believing in their legitimacy. Thinking your government is run by pig fuckers will go a long way into making people not trust the government.

I've never understood this argument.
Not only does it not satisfy the blackmailer's demands, but everyone will still believe the PM actually did it, ruining his dignity.

This. So much this.

Ignore the threats. Pretend they do not exist. If a journalist ever acknowledges them have them blacklisted from future press meetings.

In the episode the public already knows that the PM has to fuck the pig or the princess dies.

this desu
you fuck one pig this week, two the next
soon you're doing it every day of the week
where does the pig fucking end

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implying Boris wouldn't

Only right answer ITT

The episode with the eye things where the guy gets cucked is also good.

I already used to sleep with a pig every night... before I left my ex-wife!

The whole show is retarded, this one is just more so. Also why should I care about any of these unlikable characters that have no backstory?

Not done it, obviously.

>A government most important job is to protect its citizens.
you are either literally 5-years-old or you're the most naive, gullible man to have ever lived

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BOOM, (pork) roasted.

I guess I would've asked for a magazine.

Lads..

I wouldn't have fucked the pig. I'm a republican anyway so they're doing the nation a favor.

I don't disagree with this point but the loss of legitimacy here is predicted on penetration, it's due to an outside agent putting the government in the position where that is the only option. If the prime minister is asking "is this person's life worth me debasing myself on television?" then that legitimacy flew the coop when the public realized there was no option C.
You're restating something that isn't true. Whether you work with terrorists or not doesn't deter terrorism or legitimacy. Read above for the explanation of why fucking the pig is not the axiom of legitimacy.
Your right. They're most important job is push SJW agendas to distract us from the cryptokike globalists running the deep state.

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oh man this comment is a real knee-slapper. don't split my sides further by posting that hilariously sardonic wojak edit.

god what a retarded plot

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this is retarded. who the fuck would fuck a pig to save some "princess". do they really hold this monarchy shit on a pedestal. they should go save their own

and who the hell would hold it over him if he didn't degrade and humiliate himself like that. baka this shit was dumb af.

that's what he did and even his wife didn't see him the same way anymore

BASED AS FUCK MARE FUCKER

I don't watch this SJW show but I thought it at least had some technological thriller material?
Didn't know it was just "would you fuck if we forced you to lmao?????"

It’s literally the first episode

His wife is a dumb whore

So in the end everybody is fine with him having ruined his country's entire reputation except for his wife who is angry because he has sex with something besides her, even it was to save a life

And people kept watching?

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I'd ask the terrorists if I could do an equally controversial thing and fuck a 10yo little girl

A pampered whore leftover from a monarchy is not a "citizen"

is that dailymail or huffpost editorial

trump invited the taliban to camp david lmap

This. A nation's at stake when you listen to them, especially when it's as extreme as fucking a pig.

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The citizens weren't in danger here.

Then you're an idiot. You start caving in on that big of a scale, and the threats only get worse and more people die.

I liked the first few seasons honestly. I think I dropped it after I saw some episode where some African girl was killing some evil white man

What exactly do you think telling the world that you'll fuck a pig when you're pushed enough will lead to?

It's gross to fuck your own mother, user.

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I have never fucked my mother.
Just got a handjob.

Well no shit. It was a tv show. But hypothetically speaking if this actually happened then a citizen would be in danger.

do tell.

She methodically rubbed my erect penis until I had an orgasm

elaborate

FOR THE QUEEN

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No.

What show/film?

Mare pussy DOES look nice.

That sow would dead by exhaustion by now!

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Damn son.

The princess is not a citizen.

This. SAS is the archetype for all modern special forces, even the fucking Navy Seals.

It feels ever better!

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!

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I want to fug sutorminas cunny

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what do they do with all those rabbis?

Who nose.

a) don't lewd lgs
b) cunny doesn't mean vagina you creep

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Fuck the Queen

I'd fuck a horse desu

Too bad. Bestiality is one of the things I'd never go through with. I'll jerk off to porn of it, but that's about it.

God I want to fuck that pig

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those aren't rabbits dumbfuck
they're gofers

>fifteen million merits
literally the worst one

let the queen get killed because I don't give a shit about inbred monarchists

Why not just use a fake penis?

seriously, do people eat wild pigs? how do they taste after going feral?

Damn. Pigs look like that???

The english royal nobility are most certainly citizens. They can vote, access public services, submit taxes, and do/can do everything else expected of a citizen.

do you not fucking know what boar meat is

I don't understand your argument, it's a hell of a lot better than actually fucking a pig, and they can reveal afterward that it was faked, even if not everyone believed it. I'd rather people think I fucked a pig rather than live the rest of my life knowing I fucked a pig.

Yeah wild boar is pretty good if its fresh and cleaned well. It obviously doesn't taste like processed pork from a farm but its not bad.

Leaner since they aren't fed shit tons of grain to have abnormally high fat content. Wild boars past a certain age are pretty much inedible due to boar taint.

ITT: episodes impossible for Americans to understand

Why would you ever do anything at all for royalty? They shouldn't even exist, let alone the fact you shouldn't negotiate with terrorists. I don't understand the moral dilemma.

The Entire History of You is the most kino this show has produced.

There's no guarantee they wouldn't just rape/kill the princess anyway.

>a) don't lewd lgs
Cunnies are for fugging

>b) cunny doesn't mean vagina you creep
It does you fucking pedo its a CUte and fuNNY way to say tite underage vagina

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Not fuck a pig, what are you retarded?

From the font it looks like The New York Times

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Sure, I'd fuck an English woman.

Don't forget the scene where the royals threaten to have him assassinated if he didn't do it.

what's boar taint user
is it contagious

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fuck that pig like a chad
women would probably look for me afterwards since they're also sows that want to be fucked like an animal

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boar_taint
Basically when hogs aren't castrated they have a biochemical that makes the meat taste foul. Only gypsies eat boar meat from uncastrated boars. It's not contagious but it can change the chemical makeup of your body. Infamously a boxer named Tyson Fury failed a drug test which he blamed on eating uncastrated boar meat, which is entirely within the realm of possibility as it would have similar effects on the body.

learned something new about intricacies of porkmaking today

The president is already an asshole. They drone strike innocents constantly.

Not fucking a pig is the least of the things they do to qualify them as an asshole.

Start with a bit of foreplay

Stupidest episode of the entire series. Glad I watched the show in reverse season order.

whenever i talk to people about black mirror, i tell em to skip the first ep and come back to it after the rest of season 1
it's so bizarrely different in style and themes to the rest of the show

The situation was laughable, that some art hack could internet and not be backtraced, that he said his own thumb nobody realised, that the girl wasnt noticed or even taken j the first place.
But really I'd just resign.

Use the princess death as martyrdom and start a new crusade on terrorists, budget would be easy and the people need something to hate. The bottom line is to never negotiate with terrorists and always hit them hard.

>show that's supposed to be about the dangers of technology
>first episode is "what if the PM had to fuck a pig"

I don't get it

Fuck the pig and then suck him off afterwards.

No, they look like your mom

I'm glad it was a the first and I didn't waste my time with this trash

Look, imagine, wot if, yer iphone, came to loife, and fuck ya mum

It doesnt effect all boards and some %20 of all people cant taste or smell the taint any ways.

his naive and gullible baseline is closer to the truth than your idiotic skepticism. the government's whole reason to be is to facilitate the needs of large groups of people. protection is one of these, perhaps the most important and fundamental reason government was 'invented.' that said, yes corruption exists, but when corruption threatens the very foundation of the reason for a government to be, guess what happens?

you're thinking like a child. if you don't cooperate with terrorists (say, you dont do as they say, or you don't pay money for a hostage), you remove the very capacity for terrorists to operate. why would anyone take the risk of taking a hostage if they know they'll get no money? they're motivated by the money/cooperation of their patsy. without the motivation, where is the crime?
will some people die and suffer because of this? yes, but far, far more people would be made to die and suffer, and worse: the very fundamentals of civilization would be undermined if you allow sentimentality to trump foresight and intellect in this case.

Read the fucking reply chain before you give your niggerfaggot opinion.

I think it's about the media, social media and the internet. Also it shows how the goverment can't control the spread of information because of the internet. Also how the media was pressuring the PM to do it.

Hmmm thank you for the idea user.

>implying gypsies are """people"""

This, but also fuck the pig

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Now this is the art of the deal.

I would make bestiality legal for the whole country and then what I would be doing is normal thus beating the terrorists.

release my home videos of me fucking pigs and donkeys

Ah yes, I'm sure the violent terrorists threatening to kill people will stick to their word, definitely. It's not like the fact you would even consider doing this would imply the terrorists are already capable of doing so, in which case what possible reason would they have for not just killing anyways since you're rolling over for them. Fucking retards like you are why wars are lost.

I don't know what the other replies are talking about, actual wild boar meat usually tastes like shit since they scavenge and eat fucking garbage. I can think of about 10 other types of wild animal I'd eat before I'd have another piece of wild boar

You know it leaked that Cameron fucked a pigs head back when he was in the bullingdon club with boris and nobody batted an eyelid? It just made him more likeable

That was debunked, m8.

Yes that was totally unbelievable. Whole series is overrated garbage.

They couldn't have used some CGI to make it look like he was fucking a pig.
Or just dress a fat chick up like a cow.