It comes in pints?

>it comes in pints?

as opposed to fucking what???

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Can you drink, master hobbit?

They're hobbits, you dumb fuck. They probably drink half pints.

As opposed to additional taxes.

Having half pints was much more common in british pubs during the first half of the 20th century. Less expensive and lower tolerances.
Anyway, this was when the hobbits went to Bree which was the first non-hobbit town they'd ever been to. Probably hobbits have their own measures. I dunno what they would have used instead - if they have their own drink portion sizes, would they ever use or know the word "pint" at all?

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Half pint is probably just a normal pint to them.

>Having half pints was much more common in british pubs during the first half of the 20th century. Less expensive and lower tolerances.

Only during rationing. And it was mainly to save glass and cereals rather than anything to do with peoples habits of beer consumption.

People drank pints of mild if they didn't want to get pissed.
Half pints were normally for women, buying a beer for younger relatives, or a means to say you would be leaving soon when someone was getting a round in.
Or if you were French

Schooners like Aussies drink

your moms ass lol

Oh fuck you're right actually, I was basing it off a novel I read from the early 1900s but now I remember the half pints specifically being for the character's wives, and the distinction between bitter and mild
my bad

Quarter pints.

when i was a kid i thought he said paints and thought beer came in paints

do you think they have a sales tax? did they tip the bartender?

A pint was probably like a pitcher for hobbits or something.

>FOR THE SHIRE, OH MARY MARY

Who was this Mary that Pippin was talking about?

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A US pint is 4/5ths of a rest of the world pint btw

ITS MERRY YOU FUCK

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god just imagine merry and pippin tag teaming the captain of gondor.

They probably usually had a cheeky Noggin or two

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Gimli was the true winner of the Lord of the Rings. When all was over, he retreated into the Mines of Moria to have some fun

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Then why are Americans so fat?

Doesn't surprise me

I didn't think they actually ordered pints

Theyre hobbbits not people you fucking retard. I have a feeling liquids come in smaller amounts than pints.

>he retreated into the Mines of Moria
not in the mines of helm's deep?

t. lorelet
Hobbits are humans , they're just midgets.

Liters

>It's almost time for my annual autumn re-watch