Why Hollywood is not making his own version of Strugatsky brothers´s Roadside Picnic?

Why Hollywood is not making his own version of Strugatsky brothersĀ“s Roadside Picnic?

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Because Tarkovsky beat them to the punch and set the bar too high.

because that source material is incomprehensible for an american brain

get out of here

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This, an American adaptation wouldn't follow the
>mention alcohol or drinking at least 3 times per sentence
rule at all

They don't know how to insert virtual signaling in it

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as if Hollywood actually cares about quality, the average American won't have even heard of Tarkovsky's Stalker anyway

Annihilation, kinda.

>Americanizing a Russian kino
Please, no.

Holy shit! Is that the coomer?

>Hollywood
Fuck that, give me the Bollywood version.

I was thinking that. Its a sort of Chinese-whispers version.

Roadside picnic/Snail on the slope -> ripped off in -> Annihilation/Authority (novels) -> unfaithfully adapted into -> Annihilation (movie).

Look at the remake of Ben Hur.
They don't give a shit.

kek

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Depends they certainly could adapt the stalker games, but the book and the film is a allegory about life in the soviet union, could be totally wrong as i have not read or watched the film/book.

post more stalker memes lads

I was kind of surprised by how linear this was. Made the zone feel less mysterious.

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This trailer for an old STALKER mod is breeki kino. Don't bother with the mod though, it's cack.
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This man is clearly delusional.

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Absolutely this

This cheeki is clearly breeki

Faggots would still complain they can't make their own ideas.

I want to go back bros.

is that the coomer?

Reminder that Clear Sky is the second best one of the series and Call of Pripyat is third.

coc mod is the real stalker experiance

Reminder, being contrarian does not make you interesting.

Roadside Picnic is a great novel

>hollywood
reddit is for you

Why does Call of Pripyat feel so boring compared to this game?

Because Hollywood has its own dick so far up its ass that it spews nothing but fag shit and semen of grade A POZ quality.

Too little content for too big maps, shit atmosphere and I also strongly believe that the good old janky SoC X-Ray engine does indeed contain some kind of slav potato cellar magic.
Even the bugs are somewhat endearing at worst. Shadow of Chernobyl has the most and best mods, not without reason.

But it can make you right.

Metro is better anyway.

Is the video game based off his movie with a similar plot or what exactly?

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