Who's gonna play her in the inevitable Biopic?
Who's gonna play her in the inevitable Biopic?
Dylan Ross
Justin Miller
Idris Elba
Xavier Davis
go blast china and india
Adrian Taylor
Jose Morgan
Pinocchio
Carson Martin
This kid is mentally ill
Connor Young
She’s very ugly
Jayden Foster
Liam Robinson
I legitimately care about environmental issues but I also legitimately hate this moon-faced, fetal alcohol'd, weasel-ey, bug eating, b/o smelling, grandma bodied, smug, weepy, adderall popping, twitchy little fucking cunt.
Leo Myers
I fucking hate protesters. How about she fucking does something other than whining about others to do it. Have whiny protesters ever done anything? Atleast HK is doing shit.
How long until she realises that she's not helping anything and instead shes just stroking her ego?
Nathan Rivera
Reminder that she’s literally an aspie
Levi Turner
The cavetroll from LotR
Caleb Campbell
I just watched 2 minutes of that video and cringed so hard when she became “emotional”. Never heard her speak before.
What the fuck is wrong with Swedes?
Cameron Hernandez
The real question is who will play the crazy brainwashing mother?
Kevin Jackson
Someone greedy.
You see, she doesn't actually care about the environment. The organization she does PR for (We Dont Have Time) is trying to make bank from carbon credit trading. Their 2-step business model* involves:
>1) passing legislation to create a cap-and-trade marketplace
>2) building a social media/rating system to evaluate public and private sector entities on their carbon footprint. Those who rate poorly will have to choose between getting carbon-taxed to death, or paying for carbon-offset credits.
Since Greta's handlers will control both the carbon credit market AND the social media that ranks everyone, they'll always win and can do shakedown operations whenever they want.
*This scheme only works on liberal Western democracies. Countries like China or India would just laugh Greta out of the building.
Alexander Jones
A black lesbian transgender woman
Christopher Gutierrez
Rule #1 with emotional deliveries: you gotta memorize your text. Did Hitler read from a script? He fucking didn't, Greta.
Leo Sanchez
The potato from American Horror Story
Owen Ross
Yeah dude she should be flying around in a biplane with a big net catching all that carbon in the atmosphere.
Jacob Scott
>How dare you!
Joshua Diaz
She's going before the UN, ASK WE SPEAK, addressing leaders of the World.
That's more than any of you anime-watching incels will ever accomplish
Kevin Kelly
God, I want to punch her in the face
Ryder Moore
like what? destroy manufacturing plants?
Alexander Baker
I like how relentlessly and unapologetically autistic she is. YOU JUST KNOW she has encyclopedic knowledge of yaoi and secretly posts on r/trufemcels and crystal.cafe
Nolan Brown
>Who's gonna play her in the inevitable Biopic?
Mrs. PotatoHead
Aiden Hill
that's a man
Nathaniel Ross
The sad part is someone up above is just using her and probably profiting from this....
Thomas Cook
Jej
Easton Fisher
>doesn't show a single emotion in her entire movement up until this points
>suddenly gets an emotional outbreak
yeah, somethings off. I'm blaming the script she's reading
Hunter Scott
I’ve been in a leading role in several successful Hollywood blockbusters.
James Johnson
>UN
>leaders of the world
What a retarded thing to say
As if governments run the world in 2k19
Asher Garcia
I can't wait until her house is underwater
Jayden Nguyen
basically this
Dylan Cruz
>That's more than any of you anime-watching incels will ever accomplish
Wonder Woman announced as UN ambassador amid staff protest. Nuff Said.
Adam Davis
sup Henry
Parker Lewis
its called autism
Cooper Evans
Come back to this post in 2 years when you eventually forget about her. Remember Al Gore? No you don't
Leo Allen
GRETA SEETHING
Tyler Ramirez
Who?
Samuel Baker
mommi thunberg has for sure earned quite the buck on her books/similar.
once a showman, always a showman
Jace Johnson
I like how in First Reformed most character's way of viewing the environment was almost entirely informed by their own internal emotional state and sense of despair or indifference.
We should still bomb the data farms, though.
Luis Reyes
hi Mr.Dicaprio
Luis Wilson
>Try the bugs user
>They're delicious
Carter Myers
getting some good mustaine vibes from her, bet she loves RiP and rightfully recognises it as the masterpiece it is. Contrarians don't need to respond.
Hunter Turner
mad little goblin
Gavin Lewis
Uh, no. On account of the fact that this will not accomplish anything, I'll have done more.
Noah Perez
How about simply studying and then working towards more eco freindly solutions? Nah fuck that senpai lets FUCKING SHOUT AT PEOPLE FIX THIS NOW! HEY YOU OVER THERE! FIX THIS THING! FIX IT NOW! YOU'RE NOT FIXING IT! YOUR SOLUTION TO FIX IT ISN'T COMPLETELY PERFECT YOU FUCKING SUCK FIX IT NOW MAKE IT PERFECT!
Jeremiah Perez
thats a steaming potato
LOL
Jackson Kelly
TOTALLY NOT BRAINWASHED
Chase Myers
Caleb Myers
SHE MAKES ME SO MAD
Jackson White
lmao
Carter Long
lmfao fucking based as shit, Trump probably didn't listen to a single word
Dominic Brooks
Anyone with fetal alcohol syndrome will do since they all look alike.
Owen Nguyen
fuck this fucking cunt
Jack Perez
Now there's a good idea. I'd have respect for someone that tried something like that. Having autistic tics while telling me to eat bugs, I got no respect for that.
Elijah Harris
No one was listening to this crazy eco warrior bitch so she weaponized her autistic daughter and spent a fortune getting her noticed in the media. When ever you hear Greta speak the words are coming from the mother.
Joshua Clark
Jason Butler
She literally eats bugs
And she claims to air dry for some reason
Blake Russell
lmao
David Davis
subhuman
Nathaniel Harris
I think discussing it is still important because up to 6 months ago you idiots were in 100% denial still.
Christian Lewis
what is it about this aspie that makes people so mad?
Kayden Evans
mmmm
Brody Myers
kek
Parker King
Can someone /r/ me the pic where a tranny is looming over a tiny girl and the text explains the cosmic irony of it all?
Ian Murphy
Can you show me falsifiable evidence of anthropological climate change?
Hudson White
Kayden Flores
What happened this time?
Alexander Davis
Whoever it is they had better be a better actor than she is. The fake emotion in her speech was so fucking obvious.
Brandon Adams
Parker Sanders
conservacucks are all pro coal but I'm willing to bet they wouldn't want to live in the vicinity of any coal-burning business (except for their mums)
Liam Rogers
Her face and mannerisms are extremely autistic. Normal people have a natural revulsion towards autism.
Cooper Stewart
Joseph Hill
FIX IT NOW YOU STUPID FUCK WHY AREN'T YOU FIXING IT, YOU PERSONALLY, YOU HAVE THE POWER TO DO IT SO FIX IT NOW, FUCKING FIX IT NOW WHAT DO WE WANT? YOU TO FIX I, WHEN DO WE WANT YOU TO FIX IT? FUCKING NOW, SO FUCKING FIX IT RIGHT NOW AND MAKE SURE IT'S FUCKING PERFECT AND FUCKING FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FUCKING FIX IT FIX IT MAKE THE PROBLEM GO AWAY WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING THE PROBLEM GOING AWAY IT'S STIL NOT FIXED HOLY SHIT CAN YOU NOT READ MY SIGN? IT'S CALLING YOU A FUCKING IDIOT FOR NOT FIXING IT SO HURRY UP AND FUCKING FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
Daniel Price
Extremely punchable face
Disagree with opinions
Self righteous stance
Mouthpiece for her mother and big corp
Shilled
Levi Ward
This post will trigger the fuck out of incels because it's so painfully true.
Angel Rivera
She's a shabbos goy plant that reads off transcripts. What i'm curious about is why anyone is even listening to her? She's a 10 years old little cunt that doesn't know a single thing about the world.
Dylan Clark
why does she sound so fake emotional?
Aaron Davis
she looks like a mini brie larson
wtf
Juan Morgan
Nathan Flores
You have been shown over and over dipshit.
Don't try to divert the topic now. We just recovered from fucking the ozone layer because we cut the CFCs.
It's a fucking disgrace the american right became anti-environment to suck jewish cock and because the dems are for it. Hitler would have had all of you gassed.
Austin Rogers
Thomas Long
>Remember Al Gore?
i remember manbearpig
Ryan Brown
Discuss uhhh what?
Climate changes, that's why it's called climate change
The people in denial are those who were talking about global freezing, then global warming, then they switched to climate change like every sane individual to try and blend in but, since the 50s, they've been saying "the world will die in X years if you don't do Y"
Half of them benefit financially from Y too, it's insane
And you expect me to what, give a fuck?
I care about making conditions unlivable for humans, as they are now in China and India
If you think the US or fucking Europe is less livable now than it was in fucking 1800 then you're as delusional as /pol/cels
Isaiah Cook
Hey, man, she practiced really hard for that.. Come on man..
Cooper Campbell
She has assburgers, they don't know how to emote properly like normal people so they need to be coached by others.
James Rodriguez
How can people still shill for the vegan diet after watching this? Look at her, a 16 year old girl should not look this sickly and underdeveloped
Hudson Roberts
I live near one :)
Anthony Edwards
everyone else notice how only lanklets become trannies?
John Cook
>ywn bomb the industrialized civilization and live happily with your cute goblin wife
Colton Rodriguez
Is that you, Al Gore?
Colton Nelson
do normalfags believe shes authentic and not just some character made up by the same people shes crying about?
Parker Wilson
Keep crying.
Now the change is aknowledged, and the retards stepped back to "B-BUT SHOW ME IF IT'S ANTHROPOGENIC".
We have to ignore you because at your pace will be too late.
Hunter Ross
No, I've never seen falsifiable evidence of anthropological climate change. I've seen evidence that CO2 in the atmosphere is up, but that's about it.
Leo Thomas
Yes, I am Al Gore as you can recognize by my famous trademark sentence " Hitler would have had all of you gassed".
Cooper Rogers
>crystal.cafe
what in the absolute fuck is this
holy shit
Ethan King
Really makes your noggin work
Grayson Miller
Look, Al, can I call you Al? It's okay. You were sounding the alarms, and it all turned out okay. Everything's gonna be fine.
Bentley Davis
the effect Trump has on people is astoundingly based
Evan Nelson
See you in six months. Curious to see what your next bullshit will be.
"I-I KNOW IT'S ANTHROPOGENIC B-BUT"....
Ian Morgan
>UN
>implying us Americans give a fuck about your saudi bought organization
LMAOing at ur life, you fucking potato.
Jeremiah Roberts
>now the change is acknowledged
>so switch every industry on earth (but only western nations since China doesn't give a fuck) because it MIGHT be caused by humans
Cooper Foster
You didn’t know?
Nicholas Cook
she’s autistic, like u
Joseph Cook
unironically being unbiased this is actually super funny. the camera angle and the zoom out from a maddogging Greta to see trump is kino real life filming
Dylan Scott
Just because you have depression and you feel hopeless does not mean this should be like everyone must feel.
Egotist.
Hudson Gutierrez
She's literally retarded.
Jaxson Morris
Literally /fit/ larping as femcels
I wish I was joking
Leo Sullivan
So no evidence
Oliver Green
This has been the argument for years. You keep eating those bugs, son. Not for me, though. Gonna keep driving my 90s diesel shitbox, and keep on grillin.
Jack Evans
All my keks
Ayden Cook
They’re... special.
Jackson Scott
Because feelings over reason. If you look at US highschool debates that's literally it all comes down to, for example.
Jace White
Would you guys support Greta if she looked like this?
Ryder Johnson
DRUMPFED
Henry Bell
Sometimes I forget that this board is infested by zoomers, but seeing an obvious bait getting so many replies brings me back to reality quickly
Alexander Turner
Al, this projection is off the charts. Your film was well edited, but ultimately it made you out to be Chicken Little. It's alright, it's alright.
Zachary Turner
>AAAAAAAAAHHH WE'VE GOTTA SAVE THE PLANET BUT ALSO NUCLEAR ENERGY IS EVIL AND CULLING THE HUMAN POPULATION IS MONSTROUS
Why are most environmentalists like this?
Isaac Carter
Such beautiful diversity
Ryan Allen
You decided for those that come after you then.
Christian Harris
Just because you have messianic syndrome doesn't mean other people want to be told what to do, or to be "saved" by you, you fucking authoritarian retarf
Jaxson Robinson
uhh yeah I'm not a faggot lmao
Brandon Gray
Oh no I guess I'll stop driving my diesel car now because some potato faced zoomer is upset
Aiden Clark
Most people I speak to about it overlook that she is being told what to say, they only care that the message is out.
Kevin James
user what's wrong? I'm just protesting for a better future.
FIX IT NOW!
FIX IT NOW!
FIX IT FOR ME HURRY UP!
FIX IT FOR ME HURRY UP!
user'S AN IDIOT FOR NOT FIXING IT!
user'S AN IDIOT FOR NOT FIXING IT!
Ah I sure do love protesting, all these stupid fucks in power should realise I'm superior because of the things I want done. I hope these fucking idiots who need to drive to work to do their job to pay rent or have no money to pay their kids feel bad about killing MY planet just fucking kill themselves already.
Liam Cox
This is your brain on liberalism!
Jace Clark
Why can’t you just show me evidence?
Levi Perry
>mosquito burgers
Nature is beautiful.
Hunter Murphy
I have no messianic syndrome.
You are just an hopeless egotist.
That's a strawman that makes you feel comfortable in your cynism.
Connor Anderson
These people either
>are retarded
>are literal plants
>have an agenda to stop industrialization in the 3rd world (basically neo-democrat boomer agenda)
Dominic Wood
sad
Parker Harris
face blindness is a sign of autism, congrats user
Robert Gomez
>retarded speech before the UN
>an accomplishment
Jace Russell
I'm not even the person you replied to dummy
Or is everyone that disagrees with you an egotist
Zachary Price
Hi Mr Shat, it's a pleasure to have you with us
Jayden Miller
If you refuse a whole lot of scientific literature and climatologists statement there is no hope for you.
Is really that simple.
Gavin Flores
obviously
Michael Taylor
Reminds me of someone.
Zachary Cook
Holy shit I can't unsee this
Luis Edwards
>leaders of the world
Money? She is directly talking to money?
Nathan Barnes
>FIX THIS PROBLEM NOW THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS AT STAKE!!!
>noooo, leave China, India, and Africa alone please don't bother them no...
>y-you want to exterminate them to save the world? you can't do that! that's mean!
Connor Wood
>child propaganda
She's uniriconally reading script. wtf lmao
Isaac Wood
Sebastian Jenkins
im not surprised that you're all so easily triggered/obsessed over a motivated child
easier than learning about how the environment works to be fair
Elijah Carter
I still have never heard her speak and I'm scared to press play. If I listen will she hypnotize me into an agent for the globohomo agenda?
Jason Hughes
I think in particular are just a retard.
Owen Thomas
>That's a strawman that makes you feel comfortable in your cynism.
How is this a strawman? Are you just using words you heard online? All my posts have been about hating protestors, if you think I'm strawmanning it's likely because you're actually doing it and you're annoyed I'm not going along with your goal moving.
FIX IT NOW!
FIX IT NOW!
FIX IT FOR ME HURRY UP!
FIX IT FOR ME HURRY UP!
user'S AN IDIOT FOR NOT FIXING IT!
user'S AN IDIOT FOR NOT FIXING IT!
Caleb Peterson
she doesn't even understand what she is talking about
Samuel Turner
Please learn to speak proper english sanjeet
William Stewart
jesus, she's such a bad actor lol
jews that write her material went too overboard with this one
Landon Miller
Another strawman. None said that. I would level China to the ground, but that's another matter entirely.