Cast it

Cast it.

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Bautista as Taxi Driver

ryan gosling and the rock as lacroix and the sheriff

Goose couldn’t do that role if we’re being honest

Der coomer as: nosferatu

Jeanette: Idris Elba

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No actor will agree to do this because the real vampires will just murder them and make it look like an accident as happened the last time the "fictional" property of World of Darkness made it to television

David Krumholtz as Arthur Kilpatrick

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Lucy Liu as Ming Xiao

Very nice.

Pedro Pascal as Nines Rodriguez.

Based and Masquerade-pilled.

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The guy from Whiplash as Strauss.

>want to play
>learn game is a broken mess that requires fan patches
no virus for me, ty

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Why does she dress all sexy if Vampires can't have sex? Is she just a horrid tease?

Reese Whiterspoon as Harley Quinn

She does have sex that's why other vampires consider her disgusting

Close, but not quite

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Does she? I thought in WoD they were physically incapable of it? I've never played Bloodlines, I only know of the tabletop.

you can fuck her, apparently there's a lot of blood involved to make the parts work

Velvet Velour

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The fuck? Gosling? Fuck off. Timothee Chalamet for LaCroix.

Idris Elba

Hes a bit tall, but I'd give paul bettany a go as Strauss

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Bretty gud

Dan Stevens as Lacroix
Frank Grillo as Nines
Sarah Gadon as Therese/jeanette

Jack Gleeson for LaCroix. Hes punchable enough and aristocratic-esque and he looks like the kind I'd person to sell a motherfucker out

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That coomer guy would make a great malkavian

He probably is one

There are better choices for the VV.

Hendricks would be great for the VTMB2 Mommy Vampira Hendricks.

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Yes he's too pure and unintentionally funny. LaCroix should a cunt faced guy like king joffrey or early days Robert Pattinson.

>tfw my first and only playtrough was with nosferatu
>only after finishing the entire game I realized that it had a completely different gameplay compared to other vamps

Still had fun though

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LaCroix is supposed to be a handsome pretty boy tho

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Just watch a letsplay of Santa Monica and Hollywood those are the only two good areas of the game.

Yeah Pattinson is a good pick, Eamon Farren (Richard Horne) would be good too

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Gentleman Gamer as LaCroix.

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>I thought in WoD they were physically incapable of it?

They get no pleasure from it normally but they can use blush of life to regain human functions and sensations.

>Robert Pattinson

He could make vampires cool again. I am OK with this.

>them tiddies
Did somebody use the "money" cheat?

And the main character should be a Malkavian played by the Goose.

yeah but the point of lacroix is that you're not really supposed to be sure that he's the bad guy at first but if you cast this motherfucker then audiences will immediately be like "yep that's the bad guy"

Tried to like this game but it really sucks

robert downy jr as skelter

t. zoomnigger.

Wait until he's like 28 and this would be good casting.

Very fucking nice

>wait 8 months

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No hes not. Hes a stuck up well-coiffed snooty asshole.