why did none of you cunts tell me about this and I had to watch it by accident?
you're fucking useless
Why did none of you cunts tell me about this and I had to watch it by accident?
i talked about it and nobody listened
es basura, por eso
One of my biggest signifiers for a redditor is that they think this site "owes" then something.
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Dios mios
What the fuck is it about
>"When strange events occur in a neighborhood in Buenos Aires, a doctor specializing in the paranormal, her colleague, and an ex police officer decide to investigate further."
I haven't seen it but after reading this it seems like I've already watched it 10 times.
el var sinso!!!
civic nationalism
Esto.
De los cojones.
Extraños sucesos paranormales comienzan a sucederse: muertes tan sangrientas como inexplicables, personas que desaparecen y muertos que parecen volver solos de la tumba, delinean una pesadilla de feroz contundencia. De la mano del comisario Funes, tres investigadores de fenómenos extraordinarios tratarán de desentrañar lo que se intuye como la intrusión de un mundo oscuro y siniestro en un barrio común y corriente del Gran Buenos Aires.
It’s an Argentinian horror film set in Buenos Aries, it’s completely in Spanish but there are of course English subs.
The best way I can describe the plot without giving anything away is to say it’s about an investigation by Captain Funes and an old friend (Jano) he calls to help him after things start taking a very paranormal turn of events in a small neighbourhood.
It kicks off with a bit of kitchen sink drama and quickly punches you in the face with some paranormal happenings and doesn’t slow down. It loses its way slightly towards the end but it still keeps its charm.
Super creepy, super unsettling, full of suspense.
It’s up there with other non-English horror films like Rec and Martyrs.
100% worth a watch if you like spooky goings on.
I remember this, the beginning to middle was kino and spooky especially the part where the guy tries to sleep but the demon doesn't let him but towards the end it became pretty meh.
don't bother with this one because guillermo del torno is producing the remake
>wait for the remake
You forgot to add that it's absolute shit.
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say, 'KILL EM ALL'
The scary scenes are not that bad but everything else around it is basically a nonsensical to unintentionally funny. Apparently the director is now remaking the movie for the US with Del Toro producing so maybe a bigger budget and a more refined script with the core scares intact is really going to get this from bad to good.
Yup. Also, the ending was unintentionally funny.
>communicating in spic
ewwwwwwwwww
>It’s up there with other non-English horror films like Rec and Martyrs.
It's not even close. It's a mildly spooky movie, the poster is creepier than anything that happens in the movie itself.
>guillermo del torno
Overrated shit
i've known this is kino for months but that is a really shit poster so i'm not surprised people aren't flocking to watch this
>remaking the movie for the US
Oh wow, can't wait. It'll probably turn out as good as Oldboy, Inside, Martyrs and rec!
Worth seeing or not?
>Yea Forums fucking useless
You must be new here
Who's Owens Then?
kys gringo, go kill your mother or sister
Which is it? I can't kill myself then someone else. Big spic brain on display there. Isn't parricide more likely to be committed by taco munchers?
kill your mum then kys, gringo retardado
Because that worked so well with REC
It's a good movie but it's not as good as REC and nowhere near the quality of Martyrs. I still enjoyed it a lot
Guillermo Del Toro isn't whoever produced Quarantine.
Well that's clearer, why didn't you say that before? Also, why are you and your people so violent?
we're violent with sissy gringos like you, not with our mothers, sisters or daughters
>Martyrs
lel, Martyrs is just torture porn, kys
Look at this pleb right here
Martyrs is the antithesis of torture porn.
You enjoy a lot of things, you'd probably enjoy a dick in your ass
No, he's someone else that's made nothing of note and lots of forgettable spic shit.
Basado
Do you often think about dicks in asses when nobody brought up the subject?
>torture porn movie says "causing pain=bad" like every single other torture porn movie in existence
>there it's not torture porn
are you 15?
>rape each other crossing the border
>rape each other in prison
>all manlets
>many faggots because they're women are so ugly
I think you're projecting there, sissy.
I liked it but it ended way too soon
This was pretty freaky
some parts were pretty spooky others were meh
also this:
es basura para gringos feos con retraso
It's pure Argentine kino
>NO NO NO A HORROR MOVIE CAN'T SHOW PRIMAL IMAGERY THAT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFY, THATS UNFAIR!!
Even Martyrs went over your head. Congrats on being a supreme retard.
same happen to me and im from Argentina.
Best horror from last year
>dude they flayed her alive, thats so deep
This
Martyrs is literally just torture porn, only pretentious redditors think it's anything but
It doesn't matter how they justify it inside the movie universe it's still nothing more than a shallow torture porn flick.
I didn't really like it, it wasn't for me.
The lighting was forced and the composition was staged rather than being allowed to occur naturally. The camera work was too artificial for me, they should have let the camera do the work.
The underlying theme insisted upon itself too much and overstayed its welcome.
>The underlying theme insisted upon itself too much and overstayed its welcome.
what was the underlying theme? I liked the movie but it barely had any plot or theme at all
Apparently it is too deep for you, my cute little retard.
wasnt even that good. at first it seemed good and then turned into bullshit. oh well.
The underlying theme is called that because it's underlying user, it doesn't show itself. Every film has an underlying theme and this one overstayed its welcome.
There is one. ONE good scene in the movie.
I downloaded it yesterday because someone made a thread the day before.
yeah but what was it
It was underlying
like foreign Horror .. cheers Hollywood is shit jump scare an then reveal , Glad me//too ruined it
>watching argie films
All actual argetine films are made by jews or by incompetent faggots like op's pic.
Is your fucking fault
where?
under
They made the movie with cinco pesos
Very cliche and not actually scary
redpill me on this scene
>DUDE
>DEEP
Nobody cares we're not your fucking buddies.
under what?
Ignore this rude user.
>How was your day?
lying
it was spoopy
Thought it was pretty good, but the ending scene is silly.
This movie was recommended by a couple of people in a general horror thread.
Just because you're not part of our club doesn't mean you are justified in shitting on one of us.
That chair was the dumbest shit ever.
The comments in that thread made me want to watch it, this thread makes me think they were memeing.
>this thread makes me think they were memeing.
it's just spanish subhumans being butthurt argentinians made better horror then them
Someone spoiler this shit already
they were all dead
I'll probably give it a watch I suppose. Who doesn't hate argies though?
There's not much to spoil. Weird shit happens in a suburb in argentina, people begin to die, turns out it's just monsters that live in a different vibrational frequency than us or some shit (it's never explained in full) so you can't actually see them; a cop and a couple of paranormal investigators go there to investigate, they all get murdered or assimilated by the monsters, literal jump scare finale, the end.
It's a 7/10, it's good at establishing a creepy mood, but it doesn't pay off or have any characters you become invested in. Watch it if you have nothing else in your backlog.
>It’s up there with other non-English horror films like Rec and Martyrs.
No it isn't. It shit, pure shit.
pero yo no onions judio
I'd say it's worth a watch, it's full of horror cliches but it does manage to get quite creepy
The book is better
>pero yo no onions judio
kek
oh noes
I knew about this movie but went out my way to not tell Yea Forums about it because Yea Forums is a newfag board.
fuck off you spaniard fuck