3.. 2.. 1... and we're live. I'm here with Russia's Vladimir Putin. How's it hanging big bad Vlad?

It's a nature doc about talking apes.
*leans in*
beacause we are all apes that found a mushroom man

>Calling Putin Vlad

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>first off I gotta ask, did you really hack the election?

Bison are known to gore bears

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Which videos would Jamie pull up for this one?

Go to bed, Alvin

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Joe never puts conservative guests in tough spots
His incel demographic would turn on him

He learned from messing with Alex Jones

>So wait...your close friends call you "Vulva"?

It's funny that it is in this day and age that blue eyed blond men are the most relevent while they are eradicated by miscegenation, while they accomplished nothing relevent thought history before that.

Let me ask you about the Eurasian brown bear, have you ever seen one of those things up close?

he would spend the entire podcast wanking off khabib and talking about bears etc

youtu.be/C8bJJnTOK0Q

In Russia all people (except basedboys) think podcasts is useless shit for retardes.

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>joe rogan is obsessed with chimps
>putin is a ooh ooh aah ahh
Jamie, pull that meme up!

just report it, attention whore

This is America pal, shove your diminutives up your ass we say Vlad here.

They's probably bring up steven seagal as well, putin knows the guy

>check this out mr. Putin. Jamie pull it up
>"300 pound chimp wrestles baby out of mother's hands." Wow
>where did this happen Florida? People are crazy in florida, man
>you guys have a sort of Florida-like area in Russia? Where stuff just gets wacky?

I can perfectly picture satanic NWO masters in my head, they are laughing through their fangs and saying to themselves "ah, so good, these gullible cucks at 4channel are doing our bidding without us needing to pay a single cent!". They dance in joy at the Guardian of Whites being derided as this means their twisted plans come to a fruition. The man who faces up to the Libtards' warmongering, who said no to leftists stomping their stinky paws on tradition, who pulled his people up from hunger is being deformed by incels who turn him into a monkey. These incels think they are meme-masters but little do these gullible creatures know they are furthering the cause of post-modern tyranny. Monkeys are primitive, have no sense of moral values, they don't understand order, they can't wrap their heads around the idea of cooperation... It's quite ironic, isn't it? This is what the leftist puppeteers want for our countries and what the Russian Knight fights against yet these cucks don't see it's the Chad Vlad who defends the West from this. Luckily there are still people carrying an enlightened redpill in their brains who see how le monke memes benefit Satan's cause. Yes, the photoshopped primate menace plays into the hands of post modernist bolshevik agitators, it's like a gorilla coming to life and punching tree logs down. These trees, my friends, are our Western morals and prosperity guarding our societies from the debris of insanity and this dumb gorilla is none other than le monke memesters who are cluelessly advancing a dark cause. Wake up, shills, ChadVlad needs to be praised by free-thinking individuals!!!

based schizo poster,

>da in (soviet) Russia Florida IS COUNTRY

Podcasts are for soiboys everywhere. Except me, I like some podcasts and I am a chad

this pasta is hilarious
It really does sounds like what a butthurt vatnik would say.

Did I ever tell you Joe Rogan, about that old babushka monkey?

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Putin, is almost gleeful in his interviews with western media. he points out how multiculturalism is a failed experiment that the west can't break out of. Russia is laughing at the west, and knows eastern Europeans destiny is in a union with Russia.

Go watch his financial times interview, it's fascinating. Everybody around the world recognizes the west is fragmenting and rapidly losing it's relative strength. China is set to take over from USA, sad state of affairs.

>t. chang

Russia isn't multi-cultural?

I'm a dual UK-Russian citizen. I'm sad but at the same time it is what the west deserves.

In the same way the British empire was multi-cultural, sure. Just because we own territory inhabited by people with other cultures doesn't mean we subscribe to the ideology.

most bears in India, particularly the ones that live alongside tigers, are pretty small sloth and sun bears. I think the big bears there and small in number only live in the northern mountainous areas with no tigers

It's this joke but insert Putin.

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He barely puts anyone in a tough spot, that's not his interview style. He was completely soft on Yang, Bernie, and Tulsi as well.

What the fuck? Augustus was blonde and so was Alexander the Great.

He's not an investigative journalist. He doesn't bring people on to gotcha them. He brings them on to hear their side of things. He wouldn't get that if he was confrontational. It makes Joe seem like he goes whatever way thing wind blows, but that is the best way to do it if you want to really hear what someone is thinking.

Yeah I wasn't really criticizing, he bring people on to ask questions normal people would ask to hear the guest's side of things. My point was that he's like that to pretty much all guests no matter what "side" they're on.

Joe Rogan is listened to by frat bros everywhere.

Joe I shit you not, when I was in Houston my motha gave me a BB gun for my birthday and first time I shot it out in a grassy knoll I hit that motha fucking President Kennedy right in the head. Goddamn joe Rogan I had to lay low after that one

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This caught me off guard.

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