Damm, looks like this documentary is gonna be really good...
Damm, looks like this documentary is gonna be really good
i wish i could the faces of each and every one of you sheep when the news is revealed that the earth is flat. your obsession with believing the government being destroyed in a second when you finally realize that everything else they say must be false as well. i wonder how many of you will kill yourselves
Why is reddit so obsessed with flat earthers?
Why do Yea Forums posters need to be contrarian about literally everything?
*inhales*
Dude, dont bother. They'll just move the goalposts again, like they keep doing with climate change.
>Trump will lose
>Brexit won't happen
>The earth is round
Bwahahahh
I wonder how long until you stop believing in your delusion of a flat earth
They have the perfect blend of being just retarded enough, and just zealous enough.
well WHAT IF the earth was flat?
what would be different? would it matter? how would our lifes change if it was flat?
>trump
obsessed
>what would be different? would it matter? how would our lifes change if it was flat?
We'd die.
lt would prove God exists or something
Wowee! I'm officially an anarcho capitalist now
That’s literally the whole of Yea Forums
What if 6 million jews didn't die?
Holy shit, how is it even possible to have this little self-awareness?
I never questioned the "official" shape of the earth until I saw the desperation of the round earthers trying to shut down any one asking questions at all costs. Obviously some hidden agendas are at play when you consider how viciously they come at anybody who dares to think for themselves.
Holee fugg
We wouldn't know what hour is it, so yuropeans will freely shitpost here.
So this is the power of flat earthers...
based retard
What if they learnt to use photoshop
>pancakes would become earthcakes
thats about it
People will murder each other based on the single fact that they prefer the men who run around kicking a plastic ball with the red shirts over the ones with the blue shirts. Yet you are still surprised that people will fervently defend their beliefs?
We would pretty much have to completely reimagine everything we know about math, physics and biology.
Basically a full on 1+1 = 3 type reimagining.
What's weird to me is that at no point in human history has any society genuinely, provably believed the earth to be flat. That people used to think this in the medieval period is false.
And yet as science and technology has advanced, a subset of the mentally ill have actually regressed.
>subset of the mentally ill
This post glows in the dark
would it be extremely painful?
>no point in human history has any society genuinely
What is the Ying Yang symbol?
Something that has literally nothing to do with any flat earth belief?
niggle me this, flatfucks
if the earth is flat where's the edge?
in you
>never took high school physics class
>don't understand basic math
>believe it's controlled by the Illuminati
>be flat earther
wtf i love aeon flux now
present me a model that makes sense
FOR YOU
a bunch of autistic contrarians would suddenly believe in a round earth
What I find interesting is that schizos always have the same beliefs.
>the earth is flat because the WORLD GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING LYING TO ME AND EVERYONE WHO SAYS I'M CRAZY IS ONE OF THEIR AGENTS
>there's chemtrails in the skies because the WORLD GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING LYING TO ME AND EVERYONE WHO SAYS I'M CRAZY IS ONE OF THEIR AGENTS
>there's poison in the water and the WORLD GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING LYING TO ME AND EVERYONE WHO SAYS I'M CRAZY IS ONE OF THEIR AGENTS
>there's an evil AI pretending to be human on Yea Forums and the WORLD GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING LYING TO ME AND EVERYONE WHO SAYS I'M CRAZY IS ONE OF THEIR AGENTS
>there's a virus in my computer recording everything I say and the WORLD GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING LYING TO ME AND EVERYONE WHO SAYS I'M CRAZY IS ONE OF THEIR AGENTS
It just makes me wonder what schizos believed in the middle ages before media existed to influence their beliefs and share ideas
Easy target makes them feel smart by comparison. Like how there was always a kid in school who picked on retarded kids.
not really we just need to see how what we know and apply it to the model
g force is 9.81 ms^2 why would that change as anything else
also if the evils government scientist are the one who hide the truth they probably already know it
How can the earth be flat if there is mountains and shit?
#bumpyearth
flat earthers exist exactly to make post like this happen, they ridicule all other "conspiracies" that might make some sense actually
>don't believe the government about this particular thing? the earth is ROUND schizo
>yet people are alive right now
Air tight logic
It's more that if you change even a minor element of the equation you also have to change 100 other equations to make it work, and if you change those 100 equations you need to change 1000 equations to make those work and so on until you basically end up with 1+1 = 3.
what math equation is supposed to change
if we were to consider that we already are on a flat model, there is no reason for physics to change
especially math which is abstract and doesn't change
>what math equation is supposed to change
For example, if the earth is flat, the equation that calculated thermodynamics no longer applies. And the millions of other equations that depend on the thermal energy being right no longer applies. Which means you fundamentally need to change how we calculate physics, and if we change how we fundamentally calculate physics we need to fundamentally change math.
Flat earthers are dumb and no one will be offended at you making fun of them besides themselves
why? thermodynamics are working now, and if the earth is flat then why should they suddenly change when that is revealed
>gov. fiance 200,000 people around the world in the manufacturing and exploitations of fake satellites
>dump all those fakes satellite into the sea
>employ wizards to provide the various telecom and observation services instead
This deception cost a fucking lot, I hope it's worth it
>and if the earth is flat then why should they suddenly change when that is revealed
Because if we use the current calculations and apply them to a flat earth they wouldn't work.
Let me put it like this. Say I want to check the temperature of my chicken in the oven. I use Celsius, which relies on measuring pressure for it's calculation. The pressure equation goes something like: pressure = force divided by area.
Now say suddenly it turns out my oven is infact a frying pan, and the movement just hid the fact that ovens are real, as you can imagine a frying pan has vastly different heat distribution, yet my chicken has the same exact temperature, while all equations says it should be 5 degrees cooler. That means pressure no longer equals force divided by area. Which means the equations for calculating force and area no longer works, which means math no longer works.
but your oven was a frying pan all along, you only thought they were oven calculations but they were actually for the pan
as i said if every scientist is on the payroll to hide the truth then they'd already know it
Bro you're trying to explain to an actual simpleton, it's not worth your time.
*Patrician
We cannot just change the oven calculations without something else not making sense.
>as i said if every scientist is on the payroll
I mean if you change something as fundamental as calculating area you pretty much need to have 90% of the world on payroll.
>What's weird to me is that at no point in human history has any society genuinely, provably believed the earth to be flat. That people used to think this in the medieval period is false.
>And yet as science and technology has advanced, a subset of the mentally ill have actually regressed.
People who feel confused and powerless often turn to ludicrous theories to help them make sense of everything.
In this case, it's easier for someone to imagine that millions of "scientists" and "government people" are lying about the shape of the world than for that person to consider that they're powerless and inconsequential. By possessing a "secret truth" (the world is actually flat) they create imaginary power that they can hold over their perceived enemies.
>at no point in human history has any society genuinely, provably believed the earth to be flat
Jews did.
Show me a picture of the EDGE.
>I mean if you change something as fundamental as calculating area you pretty much need to have 90% of the world on payroll.
then you'd think someone with some authority'd come up and question some calculation, you know, big constructions, flight paths, ships routes, solar farms anything really, instead of randoms on the internet bitching about the suez canal and water surfaces because they don't understand gravity
our current physics work perfectly (on a planetary scale at least) with the sphere projection, no solid reason comes to think otherwise, no clear motive of why would otherwise be covered up and the proposed flat projection makes no sense by the same logic that currently works
why would the earth be flat
Sumerian did, I think the akkadian & babylonian did too but I'm not sure