You're going to see joker with your girlfriend right user?

So what's stopping incels from watching it with each other..?

the large trench coats give it away

You don't even need friends, just agree on a date with another incel. Holy shit I think this incelocalypse will never happen because these fags just never leave their basement.

1989 - Joker is one of the least scary popular villains.
2019 - Joker is real and out for blood

I'm going with my mom(not a joke she's a major batman fan) and am worried for the sex scene? What do I do? I heard it's only on screen for a couple seconds so it's not too bad, right?

unironically yes. i'm pretty happy

I'll just wait for the torrent

I know that feel user. Broke up in smack dab
middle of Christmas last year

Going with my mom

>pirating Joker gets you swatted for future crimes

awkwardness user

I'm 28 and I've never had a girlfriend.

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>implying i'm already not on multiple secret service lists

same but im 4 years younger than you

Ok then

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just be yourself

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you dont even have to be a couple to begin with, it should be called no solos policy

>going with your parents
are you crazy? what if there's a sex scene

>never had a girlfriend
What's your fucking excuse? Are you mentally handicapped? Horribly obese? A creepy future rapist? I cant even fathom what kind of person reaches their 20s without having a girlfriend ever

That sucks bro. Ever since I got /fit/ and cut my hair, changed my clothes, I have girls openly staring at me, some with their mouth open and nudging their friends to look at me too. Feels good man.

Why do you spend time making fake articles? Nobody is taking the bait.

Same but I‘m already 29.

I never even hugged one or talked to a cunt. Really can‘t remember when was the last time I talked to a 3DPD hole.
But its really not that bad, I had some success in Life despite not talking to woman and managed to retire at 24.

just get some balloons and dish washing soap

They scared Gamers gonna Rise Up

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>I'm a retard and have to project my insecurities onto others
Ok brainlet lol

can theaters even legally do this?

Good fiction. You should write a novel.

How the fuck is that projecting insecurities?

This is ridiculous. Trump already repealed the federal singles policy rule, they can't just circumvent him! What did I even vote for?

Are people actually worriee about getting shot during this movie? I can't tell if this is a meme or not

Based I have started to walk every day and lose weight, I’m looking to start lifting after I lose 10 or so pounds.

This is by far the worst comic book movie related "meme" this board has produced. I can’t wait for this hunk of shit movie to come and go.

user, I wish you luck, but you'd probably lose those 10 lbs if you kept up what you're doing now and added on lifting asap.

It's an actual probability. It is the world that is the meme.

Does anyone have the survival guide post?

All Lies

I thought lifting doesn't help you lose weight? Isn't that what cardio is for?

>Movie is reporting the discrimination on a certain demographic
>Said demographic not allowed to see said movie
I wonder ((who)) could be behind this

thank god I have a little sister that is willing to come with me to the cinema
>can bypass the inspections because everyone thinks she is my qt gf

this sounds like a problem limited to the us. people of my country have the decency to end themselves rather than others

OF course it's all lies. The majority of the movie-going public is teenagers who physically pay for only one ticket (even when in groups of, like, 10, moat buy tickets individually, and as such, would trigger said policy).
The average theater owner would sacrifice 10 babies to Moloch if they thought it would get singles to come to showings. That's the industry's dream. Show up, buy your popcorn and your soda, sit down, stay silent because you've got no one to talk to, watch the movie and leave. Theaters want singles like doll-makers wish boys would buy their products.

The only effective way to lose weight is to eat fewer calories. Lifting or Cardio can help a little, but you need to eat less.

Can we please get a decent copy without stupid text commercials all over the place, what the fuck is their malfunction? I'm never going to your shitty gambling site you faggots. And get a decent mic for good quality sound.

going with my boyfriend

My last relationship was one at long distance and it was like, 6 years ago

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>My last relationship was one at long distance and it was like, 6 years ago
so you provided emotional support to a woman while she fucked tyrone on the side
great job retard

Jokes on them, im paying a hooker

based

its a fucking dystopia

I'm going with my brother on the third day it's out. And he's wearing his joker costume to it. I'm not kidding. Please help me.

is the little actions that matter more than setting a big plan and then doing nothing
keep it up

why not just kill all single males if society hates them so much?
I'm ready to die now so I'm cool with it

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You were better than her anyway. :)))))

>go with another incel
>claim to be gay lovers at the ticket window
>make a big deal and outcry calling them homophobic bigots
>After they let you in, each go individually shoot up the place

white male gays are no longer a protected class

How the fuck? It's 2019 you bigots!

What happens when the singles inspector comes by and asks you to kiss to prove you're a couple and have had sex?

/thread

if you're not close enough with your bro to have sex without being gay then you aren't real friends

So you played pretend with a girl on a screen for a while, good for you.

>falling for the long-distance meme
You had it coming lad

I will literally go alone on the 5th, Friday night to watch it

Imagine how many will perish this night

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>mfw I left her 3 months ago

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There a difference between dumping somebody and being dumped, retard. Obviously he was attached to her

I was attached too, we were together for over a year. But in my case I realized she was bad for me so I'm not posting sad images or shit like that

i just turned 28 and I fucked my girlfriend last night. we've been fucking each other for a year now.

and yes we're seeing the joker movie together

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Amazing

Good to know I can browse Yea Forums without fear of spoilers.

>if you by chance have a girlfriend
>by chance
do /r9k/ types just have no inkling of an idea how the social space works?
like it's just pure chance and luck that causes relationships?

it's more that they know the average person reading that image (a 4channer) is likely single

is your dad also an incel?

if you tell them shes your sister and ask if you still have to kiss her they will just reply "we incest"

Fucking lmaoing at americucks, what a bunch of fucking idiots. No wonder people lose their fucking minds living in that dystopia.

maybe we were the Joker all along
baybee

the dating scene is just as hellish and cruel everywhere in the west

His father is a celibate monk just like his father and his father before him

That would be hella gay.

there's no sex scene.

based same here

>kill all single males
>throw the gender balance of population off big time for white populations

imagine if they had blacked streams in the afterlife?

How quickly do you think it'll be up? I want to watch the movie ASAP for the memes, but I don't want to go to the theatre.

If someone actually did want to shoot a cinema up, couldnt they just buy a ticket for another movie, or just buy tickets online, or any of a whole bunch of other ways to get around this? The only people this is going to stop are people who actually want to watch the movie.

there would be a lot of dead browncels and ricecels too

enjoy your new muslim masters, eurabia

Based. Same but already wizard'd.

I'm 26 and same. But the last time i had sex was a month ago.

>But the last time i had sex was a month ago.

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23 and never had a girlfriend here. Not that we are alone, 30% of all men are virgins and 95% of this board as well.

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honest question here: the SJW's mocked people who criticized their movie that did well in the box office (last jedi, captain marvel, etc.) they called us all sorts of names and said we were just a small vocal minority.

But now what happens if this joker movie makes box office records? what angle of attack are they gonna use?

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how is this socially sustainable?
violence is just going to get worse and worse as the number rises

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Imagine having to actually bring an idiot along with you in order to watch a movie. The absolute state of Amerikikes.

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It's not sustainable. Society is gonna go to hell in the next 10 years.

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nobody cares about violence dude, in 2018 over 500 people got shot up by gang bangers in Chicago

>posing
that kike and his little goy buttslave were 2 faggots

I did the same thing and the second part of your comment still doesn't happen to me. It's all face. Face, face, face. I am even 6'3, not bald, and still won't ever get a gf because of my face.

Christ.... this is american education. "Walking makes you fit, walking is cardio, cardio lose the weight".

Be a good brother and wear a Harley Quinn costume to the theatre

I am for women's rights but when you put them on the same level economically, lek mating selection results. When lek mating selection occurs, most men don't get a partner, and a few get most of the available women. When most men aren't getting laid...bad things happen.

James Holmes wasn't a fucking incel. He was legit nutcase who had been wanting to kill people for a decade

FUCK NO

32, virgin. I touched some boobs once though. I wish I wasn't a coward so I could kill myself.

At least you touched boobs, well done

Well done user. You resisted the temptations of the vaginal jew

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god bless i just found a gf before the film

just put an arm on her shoulder and kiss her, dummy

I'm 24 and had a couple 'e-gfs' but nothing real. I feel comfortable talking to them online and establishing a relationship that way and they seem to like me, but I sperg out IRL.

>Stand outside with a sign "seeking partner for bloodbath"
>Find another sociopath to go into Joker screening
>Sir, we only let couple....
>Are you homophobe? WE are one!
>Get into
>Kill with random partner everyone else in cinema
How do they decide who is single? And do they check that noone buys a different movie and sneak into joker?

Same, but I've "dated" a few girls and had sex.

Just bring your falcon with you lol.

>"sir, we have a no singles policy"
>"don't worry I have a friend coming in later"
>don't actually have a friend coming in later
ONE

No with my mom

Good job bro same

“Everyone is sexist and racist and the film typifies what’s wrong with our toxic society.”

You won"t see a Marbel movie doing this.

I'll go with my girlfriend (male) (2nd-shooter).

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What's that makeup girls put on their lips called? Is it sold in the toothpaste aisle? I would need to use that instead of paint.

youtu.be/1aumZ4BFKGM

Me, except the Christmas before that.

Implying my dumbass wife want's to see a good movie.
Also pretty sure I'm in goddamn Australia when it comes out and I'm not going to a fucking theater in that uncivilized shithole, it's bad enough here in a real country.

wait i thought it was just a meme about the no singles policy

Based cinemas

i'm going to a private screening

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>Mfw we've been a couple for 6 years and she's been talking about marriage and having babies lately.

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Is this "no singles" policy real? I heard cinemas in the US have an unwritten rule to prevent men who look like sex offenders from going in although it's probably just plain old everyday misandry in the US

THE FIRE RISES

>seeking partner for bloodbath

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True. Gotta be trans now.

>All these virgins outing themselves

Women are hell. Run. Escape. Be a Wizard user. You'll enjoy your life ten times more

Based and wholesome

It is not and it will only get worse, because we live in a society that

he is. he reproduces asexually