Batman (2021)

(Almost) everything we know:
(including the most realistic rumors)
>Not Year One, but shortly after
>Phantasm level plot (Batman goes through deep shit, learns a lesson)
>Josh Gad as the Penguin
>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker
>Catwoman
>A few other villain cameos
>Will mostly take place inside Arkham
>Will take heavy inspiration from The Long Halloween and The Animated Series
thoughts? anything i missed?

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>>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker
Unironically Kino

I think so too. Perhaps his comeback role

>>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker
Joker's not even in the film you fucking twit.

>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker

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I want nick cage as the joker

capeshit posters deserve the rope

it's an actual rumor. it takes only a few seconds to do the research. pleb filtered

>a universally praised Joker movie is about to come out
>I WANT A DIFFERENT JOKER
Fuck you

Joker is a one-off, mongoloid

Agreed.

Would have never expected him but he's certainly got the look. Phoenix looks like he's going to kill the role so I'm curious as to why they aren't going to keep him around? Too expensive?

Joaquin's Joker is just a solo character study. Todd and Joaquin have no interest in connecting it to anything

A lot of actors are weary of signing the big long contracts for capeshit character roles. Apparently the MCU actors had a lot of issues later into their contracts. If Phoenix is smart he would have killed the role then vanish from the capeshit scene. Always leave them wanting more.

Says who?

>Josh Gad as the Penguin
You wish, r/edditor
>Macaulay Culkin as Joker
Cringing at your autism

>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker

No no no. We need based Jake

I was sold on this film as soon as Patinson was confirmed

everything else is moot

NO BEN NO CARE

We don’t need another joker and it won’t compare to Phoenix

Man it sucks they fumbled Leto as hard as they did, I think he could've been much better with different direction.

Chadinson Batman vs Pathetic incel joker
No.

todd himself
theplaylist.net/todd-phillips-joker-separate-from-dc-20190916/

I for one welcome yet another British Batman.

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it doesn't matter what we need. the joker movie is 100% standalone and he doesn't even seem like the real joker. he's fucking pathetic and could hardly escape the cops

Casting anyone besides Crispin Glover as the next Joker is a major mistake. They should hold off on introducing him until at least the sequel, though.

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Based

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Why did they include Thomas and Bruce Wayne in the film if it's standalone?

because his parents still get murdered in the end because of the havoc joker caused in the city

here's yours batman.

Stop using phrases you don’t know the meaning of.

fucking moron. not being able to take 3 seconds to prove it to yourself is exactly what makes you a pleb. using a shitty phrase in an unconventional way doesn't mean i'm ignorant of the meaning. i know full well how to normally use it. go back to instagram you fucking child

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Crispin Glover's leaked audition tape:
youtu.be/rH6b_lSQst0

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Dropped. It's too bad DC can't do anything right when it comes to movies.

>waaa waa my capeshit won't crossover with a real movie

Here's a leaked script.

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haha upvote

cring

Joaquin phoenix looks like a terrible joker though. He's some sad loser.

that's the fucking point. read the script..

He'd make a damn good joker. Also Willard was kino as shit

No one cares nigger. Phoenix is playing an actual character which makes for a far better movie and is better use of talents. Having play some guy who’s crazy for the sake of it is boring

what the fuck does that have to do with whether or not he would work in any way in a crossover or if joaquin would even want to do that? you're a complete fucking nunce.

>Threads on Batman, Joker, and Aquaman all up today

Admit it Yea Forums. You like DC. Call me a shill if you want but you like it.

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kek

based and DCpilled

Disney has nothing to do with it, so yes

What about Bane?

he's in cryo-stasis for now

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we need a black joker.
Who could play him?

Oh good, *yawn* more Batman...

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u have to be a real piece of shit to not like dc

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chris rock

Not really.

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>>Josh Gad as the Penguin
>You wish, r/edditor
this, fuck that guy

compare justice league to any "stand-alone" marvel film besides iron man 1 and it holds up perfectly fine

>>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker
WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?

A bane prison movie in the same vein as the joker would be kino. Who would the play the big guy though, he has to be able to pull off a latin accent

>including rumors

what? it's usually like one thread a week

>all that just plain wrong colour and filter
FUCK YOU WHEDON

I get it, it's just weird to think about that possibility, i would love to see Crispin Glover as Joker or even Joaquin doing a cameo though, since there's rumors that the Joker movie will end with Thomas and Martha dying thanks to some Joker follower

we'll find out by the end of next year anyways

Holy fucking shit the Macaulay Culkin thing might be real

That was all Snyder for the flash v superman part, but from what I understand that whole scene was supposed to be at night

not to mention color correction, changes in animation, added lines/shots, etc

>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker
Not sure if based or cringe

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i'll pick for you
based

Bring soul back to Batman.

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Forever >

too bad his redpill essay he wrote "what is this?" got him black listed

>>Will mostly take place inside Arkham
>>Will take heavy inspiration from The Long Halloween and The Animated Series
Ok man. I'm sold.

nice

I'd like to see a source for this entire list
PROTIP you can't because it's not real

>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker
Literally not going to happen.

Reddit-tier. "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead." is a solid line though.

I'll make sure to screenshot this for later

Here's your (You), idiot.

seething at the truth

>Who would the play the big guy though
Aiden Gillan
"When you stare into the abyss for too long, the abyss stares back at you"

>No one cared who I was until I fell out the plane

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Best steroids known to man and HGH, probably.

Why does he do that retarded kata thing before "flashing"?

It's the Pepsi to Marvel's Coca-Cola, so in that regard, yes, I do prefer it.
They have to step their game up though. Can't have anymore Justice League fiascos, granted that was the doing of one Josh Sweden.
Capeshit is far from having reached it's peak, ironically enough.

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>No John, you are the demons

I liked it, but it's not as good as the two Burton films.

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the fanservice is what makes it better

How would Goslings Joker behave?

>blank stare
>half-giggle
>"hey, batman"
>smile
>do nothing

his master plan would be to drag the movie to a sub 40 mil box office opening weekend.

Will he even get a Batmobile?

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Drake Bell to play Nightwing

>prove a non confirmed statement

Are you retarded?

Hrrrr. Grug can't no search to see if rumor really exist. Grug put word in OP mouth and say he must think rumor real. Grug show him.

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I don't think they can top Afflecks batmobile.

I hope so, but not likely. It's a noir story so i don't think Pattinson will have fast and furious-esque scenes like Affleck or Bale

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Well, he plays young Affleck, so he can use his batmobile but without machinegun of course

he should start doing meth again though, he looked more jokery like ten years ago

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>mac6
what are you hiding from us?....

Bale's was the best.

nah

>literally gets worse ever single version
Should have just stopped at the keaton design

>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker
>mfw

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pleb filtered

obviously this is bullshit. Gad and Culkin are not big enough stars to get those roles.

Dump a pile of cash at Phoenix's house, WB. After Joker, no one's going to want a recast so soon.

you would be immensely surprised

Those are some big boiboobies on the top row. Always take a SERM if you roid

>source:
>MY ASS

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>>Will mostly take place inside Arkham
>>Will take heavy inspiration from The Long Halloween and The Animated Series
Make up your fucking mind? There was only a couple eps mostly in Arkham. I can't even remember if Arkham was in Long Halloween.

Long Halloween was about the loonies and costume freaks taking over the crime underworld from old school mobsters. It could work for a movie, but you'd have to take out a ton of stuff. It would ideally work as a season long tv show like True Detective. Of course, I'm crazy and want to see them try to animate it in Tim Sale's art style because I think Sale's art made that shit work amazingly.

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>what is tone

Oh shit. How did I forget all the Calendar Man scenes in Arkham.
Animated films can't have an amazing tone?

What the fuck happened to non-kiddie western animation? Why the fuck can't we have PG-13 movies and tv shows? Why the hell can't AMC or HBO produce an animated series on par with The Terror or Chernobyl?

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kek. jumped the gun there, didn't you fella? nobody is stepping on your wet dream. you confused taking heavy inspiration as directly adapting. i meant it will be similar in tone

Hell, if you need to do it live action, something like a toned down Sin City would work. Yeah. I guess the studios are convinced there's no market for animation outside of shitty CGI movies for five year olds.

Of course Tim Sale's noir tale isn't the same as Sin City. Frank Miller goes off the rails in his own wonderful ways, even before he really went off the rails in the 2000s. Sin City is a different anime than Tim Sale's work. I love them both in their own way.

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i'm just gonna let you get it out of your system

Oh yeah. There's no way to do a direct adaptation. Plus even Nolan's films borrowed tons of elements from it. Though funny enough, it was Batman and Dent that burnt the mob money.

Just skimming through I remembered that. It really has been ages since I read it. I got a signed trade as well as that gorgeous slipcase "absolute" edition.

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Well. To do a direct adaption as a film. It could work as a series of animated episodes, like an animated True Detective. Yeah. Yeah. My idea for a decently budgeted animated series on HBO or some big network is a damn pipe dream. Still doesn't stop me for wishing it could happen. World peace would be nice too.

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Batista

based manlet

>Exclusive: 'The Batman' targets Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon

funny

>Macaulay Culkin as the Joker
People would hate this, but he’s unrionically a really good choice. I’d watch the fuck out of that movie.

i hope it ends up true

shut up

>Bat versus clown. Moral enemies
beautiful

why does he wear the mask?

>Admit it Yea Forums. You like DC. Call me a shill if you want but you like it.
I do like DC but I fucking hate WB

He's too old if they want to do an early-career Batman story

what the fuck

>holds up spork
Are there seriously retards out there who sincerely believe that this is how AI writes stuff?

you underestimate how low IQ can bend for common folk

George Lopez

I'd take a Killing Joke, Long Halloween and Dark Knight Returns over muh shared universe that will end up retconed/rebooted anyways

ALL. MY. FRIENDS.

>ywn get Willem Dafoe as Joker
>The one time he gets cast in a DC movie, it's as Aquaman's fucking mentor

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CUT

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You're confused about what a rumor is

you claim you want this, yet when it happens you will 180 and say it's shit. just like every other time

>>Phantasm level plot (Batman goes through deep shit, learns a lesson)
this is art to capeshit fans

No I didn't, illiterate faggot. You cannot possibly genuinely think that for yourself. What twisted definition of rumor to you "subscribe" to?

t. Hasn't heard of "simplification"

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>More Joker
No fucking thanks.