>wears bomb suit
>one ticket to joker pweeez
Wears bomb suit
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>Americans have to form militias to protect public places from getting shot up
If you buy ingredients than can make a bomb within the span of a month or so, you automatically go into 24/7 surveillance mode with authorities. The trick is to get someone else to buy them for you.
>tendycies
that's literally how the country was founded
>society they feel has forgotten them
>normally these people are easy to ignore
Oh the ironing
>The trick is to get someone else to buy them for you.
the trick is to get someone else to make the bomb for you
INCEL GANG
how about not bombing anyone you insane incel fucks
This is the gayest shit I have ever heard...
>There will be retards wearing hockey pads
Memes right themselves
Can this movie come out already please
>The term 'incel', or involuntarily celibate may be new to many but it's a growing demographic of angry white supremacist virgins bent on disrupting a society they feel has forgotten them
>Normally these people are easy to ignore
kek
Relax. Just don't stand by any untended suitcases or pressure cookers and you'll be fine.
The trick is to have sex. It's not that hard.
then why is it a trick?
They won't expect the bees.
>tendycies
who the fuck writes like this
They should've wrote tendies
I will act in the most Jokery way imaginable and pirate this shit movie.
how long until we get a virgin only cinemas for this underserved and growing demographic?
Name one thing wrong in this pic
Don't worry guys. Reddit and Facebook are on the case! No shitpost will escape their hysteric scrutiny!
>tendycies
Op because it’s total bullshit.
They're gonna send them all away to colonise Mars
>be american
>get shot
>here lies whitey. he never scored.
this society just keeps on giving
ikr...who would even uh do something like that..
>go to shoot up a theater
>get shot
>go to to watch a movie
>get shot
You just can't win in america.
this article isn't real, right?
>tendycies
Link or kys.
>go to kinoplex alone to watch movie of choice
>get stopped by a bunch of middle-aged unwashed neckbeards
They're going to get cops called on them. Shaking down random people seems like a fast track to trouble.
as if the government watched everything you bought
Based Mossad poster
>tendycies
>as if the government watched everything you bought
they probably do though
>t.
>implying having the freedom to form armed militias is a bad thing
Must suck being a docile and pacified Yuropoor
>"getting other people involved in my crimes is a good idea"
Yea Forums is fucking retarded
what is this?
We got some meme magic on the way, Bros
the thought is that the movie is sympathetic towards white male losers, so the movie has been attacked over this thought.
but now... why would someone sympathetic to the movie *bomb* the movie?
You'd think they'd take out some random romcom instead.
obviously satire.
We really need to start locking you retards up.
28 year old virgin here that's it what did u expect
I expect the unexpected
Only slightly noteworthy thing is that I masturbate 6+ times a day lately and fondle my mums tits beforehand
Bout it really just killing time till I die senpaitachi
Can't wait to shoot up my local theater,I already stocked up on ammo.
reeks*
god damn everybody on the internet is stupid except me
I honestly love this meme in all it's format. There, I said it.
>angry white supermacist virgins
imagine the mental gymnastics of generalizing a whole group and thinking you're in the right.
>increasing amount of men are becoming celibate due to several issues, including modern women
>UH INCELS ARE JUST NAZIS PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT THAT MOST ARE ACTUALLY ORDINARY MALES
based HMMMposter
>t.brainlet incel
It is supposed to be wrong.Like Carmine junior,always tried to sound smart but in reality he made a lot of mistakes,one after another.
>not getting the reference
>You'd think they'd take out some random romcom instead.
This. I cannot start to tell you all the dark evil thoughts that were brewing in my mind while forcing myself to sit through Mamma Mia. Especially when all the women started laughing when a female character pointed out a male character was still a virgin.
>r/killallincels
lmao I’d love to see what the average user of that Reddit looks like
Words words words words words
Brevity is the soul of wit
probably looks like a real jerk
I bet they look exactly like incels.
>The trick is to get someone else to buy them for you
ahhhh so that convenient online buddy who just so happens to agree with your every motive and is totally not a fed? brilliant
it's really a shame how hard /pol/ ran pagiculli into the ground because "hurr durr lets make something an epic WN symbol XD. surely that joke hasn't been run into the ground a thousand times".
man i love this board
Alternatively you can live in prison.
trips and i help you out
Fake article
some things never change I guess, they really do it
This board has to be some of the most gullible retards on the planet.
america is so retarded holy shit
This guy Mossads.
Mohammad, that's a fake article. I know you wish it was real.
the user you replied to is not real either.
Pay with cash you dumb incel.
kek
The name of my screamocore band?
>suicidal tendycies
>soicider
But I really REALLY don't like women.
Is it possible to learn this power?
yeah thank you imaginary cop friend.
fuck i bet they miss that suit tho.
The trick is to have sex after seducing your monitor.
Why are warner shills so desperate to label this trashy leftist flick as a 4chancore movie?
>Homeland security has officially designated incels as a threat to national security greater than Islamic terrorism
Burgers, don't tell me this is true. Is your country run by discord trannies?
have a nice time.
U-u 2.
that's the funny thing.
the corporate government doesnt give a fuck about poor people dying. do you really think these phantom assholes who run the banks and multinationals give a flying piss about poor people dying?
but bomb their structures and put a significant delay in their money making operations.... suddenly they get mad.
>People may not remember what we say here tonight, but by god, they'll remember what we do.
Have Babies
French baguette here. We caught a bomber recently thanks to his Amazon orders screpnel and chemicals
I have to ask, how long does it typically take you to make these news report mock-ups?
This movie and the retarded reception to it will be the greatest thing ever, October can't come fast enough
Meanwhile conservacucks are too pussified to form a militia against human trafficking mexican drug cartells and african rapegangs
Looks like liberals have more guts than you
weak b8, u must dil8
clown world
And you were watching 'Mamma Mia' because...
>totally not a marketing movement
>buying online
>on a single site
Thank god sandnigs are utterly retarded.
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
A well regulated cinema, being necessary to the security of a free film, the right of the people to view and enjoy Kino, shall not be infringed.
fixed
Schrödinger's conservacuck. In a different article I read that fascist republicans are doing exactly that and must be stopped.
Woah...that's like...deep man.
That’s what traps are for
kek
Joke's on them. We all agreed to shoot up Knives Out instead.
>shooting up an audience of baste Joker bros, when we should be rising up together
baka, famile.
very accurate
I fucking love this
>muslim run over kids
Guys we need to be understanding and respectful to their situation or they will cause more violence an it will be our fault
>incels shoot someone
IF YOUR A WHITE MALE< YOU MUST PAY! WE WILL KEEP YOU FROM GOING TO MOVIES AND CALL YOU MONSTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL ALL WHITE MEN
They are actively trying to get whites to get violent .
kek
How moronic will this and they look after a harmless opening weekend with the only shootings in America coming from niggers in Chicago?
>incel = white supremacists
audibly kekd
>person tells you they created X meme that literally no proof could ever be provided for
>not immediately calling them a faggot and disregarding everything they say
use cash and different stores you brainlet
>hurr no telling someone else that you're making a bomb is a better idea
>Americans can form militias to protect public places from getting shot up
Do you get the second amendment now you helpless nigger? We shouldn't need to and shouldn't have to rely on the government to secure our safety.
GANG WEED RISE UP
>imblyign you're gonna have a chance to use your pop gun when gangweed sprays your row at the Kinoplex
lmao
Lol
>The meme became true.
wtf is gangweed?
I'm pretty sure it was something about taxes and representation.