How would you adapt this scene?

How would you adapt this scene?

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I hope they don´t, the current creators suck coomer dick

Valinor and the First Age of Middle Earth would only work as an animated series.

what is this from?

Documentary series in the style of Ken Burns Civil War

One of the Lord of the Rings series books detailing events in the distant past.

The monster can be done like King Ghidora from the latest Godzilla movie, spreading its legs with good lightning. And the guy very close to the camera.

Bullied to death by Morgoth, Sauron, Gothmog, and Glaurang

Let the Ufo gods handle it

Executive!' she said. 'I have done thy bidding. But I hunger still.'

'What wouldst thou have more?' said Morgoth. 'Dost thou desire all the gold reserves for thy vaults? I did not vow to give thee that. I am its CEO.'

'Not so much,' said Ungoldberg. 'But thou hast a great treasure from Valar Inc; I will have all that. Yea, with both companies thou shalt give it'.

Then perforce Morgoth surrendered to her the dividends that he bore with him, one by one and grudgingly; and she depreciated them, and their liquidity perished from the world.
Huger and darker yet grew Ungoldberg, but her lust was unsated. 'With one dummy corporation thou givest,' she said; 'with the front only. Open thy main offices.

Which Lord of the Rings series book?

>ARGH! BALROGS HELP ME!!!!
I want a crying soijack version of Morgoth now.

Seeing this art with no context, it looks like Hurin is being a cheeky fuck sitting on Morgoth's throne and Morgoth is demanding he GTFO.

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"The Silmarillion"

Not LOTR but the same universe. The Silmarillion. It depicts the first dark lord being rescued by his balrogs after being trapped by an eldritch abomination.

Ah yes that thread was great.

Morgoth is bad ass because Middle Earth is his one ring.

>ARGH! BALROGS HELP ME!!!!

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>Documentary series in the style of Ken Burns Civil War
>Valinor and the First Age of Middle Earth would only work as an animated series.


combine these two ideas with narrations from the LotR film actors who played : bilbo, gandalf, and Elrond and artistic direction from Brothers Hildebrandt

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He pulled a little big old sneaky on Hurin, made him witness to every single one of his family' tragedies, best seats in the house.

Lord of The Rings had Dragon humanoids???

Based.

saved

>glaurung
You fucking sure about that m8.

Ungoliant should be played by a giant big titty goth girl

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>scream so loud it echos forever

>*autistically screeches into eternity*

yes

good call

i agree completely

evil being is a spider

why are all writers such hacks?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SAVE ME BALROGS

what would you make evil look like?

Fuck off, spider

didn't shelob get retconned into a misunderstood strong independent woman?

are those shadow of war games even canon?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BALROGS

Nope.

>How would you adapt this scene?
I'd keep ungoliant in the shadows, only occasionally seeing spider limbs and fangs. Leaving the rest up to the imagination.

>evil being is an octopus
Why is Lovecraft such a hack?

Fuck. I was looking forward to starting the first one for the lore and story.

>LotR Yea Forums threads
>WH40K Yea Forums threads
>all filled with discussion
>I can never participate because I wasted my youth on shitty capeshit and now it's too late to get into such sprawling IPs
It's not fair!

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I want to suck her pale Jewish titties and lick her pale thick thighs of justice.

>NNNOOOOOOOOOO! YOU JUST CAN'T GOBBLE UP THE STONES UNGOLIANT!!!

They are alright games. Just kind of hard to take the witch king and the nazgul seriously in them.

This is going to see a lot of use in Yea Forums's future.

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The first one is still very fun even if the story is a bit shit (haven't played the second one so I'm not gonna comment on it). But those games aren't about the "main" story anyway, they're about the stories that get created when randomOrc4285 gets a lucky shot at you and kills you so he becomes Grubalk the Unwashable and you hunt him down only to get killed by him again making him rise in the ranks, so you decide to ruin his life first by finding out his weakness and humiliating him over and over until you finally kill him, but he comes back because orcs are tough bastards so you brainwash him instead and he dies fighting for your side in the final battle.

it comes at a price, user

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Well, at least you know about one of the most kino game of all time

Lord of the rings is pretty easy, really.
If you watch the movies and read the hobbit/lotr you'll be well set. Silmarillion and Unfinished Tales are more of a mouthful, but you can pick up a lot by inference, since Lotr has a fair few references and it's clear Tolkien had a solid plan from the start.

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For 40k I recommend surfing the wiki/wikis for a while (1d4chan is the meta one) and once you have a bit of knowledge watch the "If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device" series. It's a bit hit or miss (mostly hit IMO) but covers a lot of lore and meta lore.

>AAAH MY BELLY
>You stabbed me in the belly Túrin!

Friendly reminder that Noldor did nothing wrong. Keeping your promises and following your vows is the most honorable thing you can do. Also fuck telericucks. Fucking faggots.

Some of the Noldor are alright.
Ecthelion is my boy

Some of you Telari are alright. Don't go to the docks tomorrow.

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kek

The only correct answer. The silmarillion can't be adapted in a satisfactory way using live action

You'd have to use more CGI than real sets and people anyway, so why not just skip a step and go full CGI? But make it water color flavored.

desu the most important bit would be a narrator. A really fucking good narrator.

Simon Vance. Though John Hurt and Christopher Lee would've been better.

Id buy the rights and do everything in my power to make sure it is never adapted for screen.

What about claymation?

don't talk about them

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>Not wanting a Fantasia-esque adaptation of the Silmarillion
Why do you hate nice things?

Maybe let Gandalf and Galadriel tell the story.

The chance that it won't be a fantasia-esque adaptation is enough that I don't want it to happen
That could be a good way of doing it if not. Multiple narrators sat in the libraries of Valinor reading Bilbo's book.

Ron Howard

>Faenor swore to reclaim the Silmarils at any cost
>If he'd known just what would entail, perhaps he would never have left Valinor.

What are you cunts hiding out West? I'm still going and I'm bringing all of the boys

>If the Telari knew what was good for them, they would have given Faenor the boats
>The Telari didn't know what was good for them.

Who could even play Feanor?

I'm kind of bummed how it's not even explained how the Hobbits came to be in the Silmarillion.
Almost feels like the tree shepherds were more relevant than them.

play them theyre alot of fun anyways, just read the silmarillion if you want a good lore and story

Its vaguely hinted that Eru created them to defeat Sauron by resisting the ring.

I just realized that i used the wrong wojak...
Fuck

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I know you will all think I'm a weeb but an anime first age would be fucking kino!

Oh alright.
Also fuck Manwë and Yavanna, literally Chad and Stacy normies.
Ulmo, Oromë and Mandos are the only based Valar.

Only if you prevent them filling it with anime cliches. I dont want Ungoliant to double cross Morgoth only for him to say "N-NANI!!1!?"

Just imagine...

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>forgetting about the great kicker of the big shitter

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Yes but he sat on his ass for the rest of history, so no.