What are some movie based on the legendary coomer?

What are some movie based on the legendary coomer?

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You guys made the coomer delete all of the stuff from his accounts. Which honestly a good thing considering he has kids. I'm proud of you Yea Forums.

but why he was our face.

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he shouldnt be the face of coomers if he even is a coomer

Who is this fuck? Been gone for 2 month and now he is every where

how much money does these Yea Forums meme image compilations give

"COOMER!" he exclaimed smugly, out loud. His fingers trembled as he sloppily typed out the word, smearing his worn keyboard keys with oils and grease. He let out oratory puffs of air in arrhythmic pulses that sounded closer to a dying vehicle than laughing. He had never had an original or creative thought in his life, and today was no exception. A masturbator had made a post that this Anonymous user did not like. His neurons did not have the capability to fire together in a way that might materialize a coherent response in his mind, so he reached deep into the most basic and primitive emotional cores of his right brain. Eureka, the "coomer meme"! Sure it was a long dead joke that never held a modem of truth in the first place, but it had pleased his Neanderthal-like inhibitions. A reference like this will elevate the user in front of his peers, even if only for a fleeting moment. He clicked the the button to post, and let out a statistically insignificant amount of ejaculate upon seeing that his submission was successful. Little was he aware that not only was he submitting his post, but he was also submitting to the abyss of low effort shitposting itself.

STOPPPP HE'S ALREADY DEADDDD

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did you coom?

kek, you fuckers

Sin City 3 WHEN

New forced meme

>he was also submitting to the abyss of low effort shitposting itself

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HE HAS KIDS? holy fug my sides

>GoPack

Wait, is he from Wisconsin? They should invite him on BOTW to review Black Raw kino

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cumbrains SEETHING

Can someone explain why the fuck he has no eye brows?

probably suffers from alopecia like that guy from barry

excessive cooming

gee willickers i sure do love this fresh and VERY funny meme

Lifeforce, it is a movie about extraterrestrial energy vampires who sexually entice people sucking the lifeforce from them leaving an empty husk who then spread the disease.

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What happened to the mask threads?

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He has a daughter that we know of and more. He gets around for a coombrain.

but if the zombie sucks the life force, wouldn't the zombie just become a normal person then, avoiding the whole contagion effect?

>tfw discordfags made him private his twitter

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Could be a nephew or something.

Meme from /fit/

They were too good to be true

i couldnt take my eyes off them

kek

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why'd ye spill your coom?

How long has it been last time i coomed 5 weeks, 2 days, help me to coom

any specific info on what made him delete all his social media? or was it just simple coomposting in the comments?

I get that it's a creepy porn obsessed dude who masturbates a lot but how did the term 'coom' evolve from presumably 'cum'?

retards were spamming his twitter, Instagram and facebook calling him coomer and posting coomer memes.

It is.

Boomer. Zoomer. Coomer. What’s next ?

I SENSE.... COOM? IN THIS PLACE

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fuck that's so obvious I should have figured it out.

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Thank Christ. This cumbrain isn't getting laid unless paying for it. And a wife would never put up with all that whore stalking.

it's from an old thankscomputer bit called "moms." nick at one point says "if my mom took her pants off you would do it" sam retorts with "do what, COOM?" to which nick states "Yes, you would COOM"

youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8&t=1

Fuck those faggots. I was enjoying having a comfy guy to follow and read his comfy pornstar tweetsand they just had to ruin it for everyone

That's too uncomfortable to watch.

>Coomer has kids
>You don't
What's your excuse now, Yea Forums?

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i hate it and ofcourse no one archived shit all those gems lost forever

same exact thing happened to the japanese guy who created the lifesize papercraft sex dolls of rei and asuka with mechanical breasts and vagina, he started getting spammed by zoomers from /po/ and he deleted all his shit off social media and youtube. He actually made some cool shit while being semi-blind

it was established that its his nephew

don't listen to those assholes we had blacked convention posting since july /fit/fags co opted the meme into a nofap crusade

He mentions a daughter in one of his tweets. He has at least one child.

Start them on the path of coom young

Kill yourself

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Yea Forums has lost all lolcow standards it's full of twittertards that confront these people

I'd like to see that woman. What do you imagine she's like?

the original pasta was about NIGG3R, right?

*repeats current memeword*

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LOOKS LIKE COOM COPE IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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Forced meme from /fit/.
Credit where it’s due though, they at least ditched the wojack when they realised it was utter cancer.

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it's hilarious

*memeword*
*memeword*

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Coomer detected

looks like babby discovered the manual for the 4chandroid model T(ranny)-1000. yes, you alone can shame these retards into stopping this faggotry. i'm not being facetious. if you keep posting this multiple times on multiple boards it will ironically catch on and become shameful to post retarded wojak edits.

alright i'll watch it later, need to build up a tolerance first with some peep show or something.

You stupid fucking zoomer faggets why can't you follow simple prime directives, this would have never happened if you didn't violate the rules.

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This dude found the one thing in life that made him happy and zoomers ruined it by constantly harassing him.

He’s definitely a porn addict but he must have felt like absolute shit when he saw those wojacks and coomer memes on his timeline.

coomer

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Were we just parrots the whole time?

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I remember there was a film here in the UK about this loser who just sat and wanked all day every day. It might have been a Sascha Baron movie but not 100% sure

*meme reply*

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i have the same problem, cringe kino is harder to watch than gore

Wait what's uncomfortable about it? It's all acted.

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They relate to it.

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*witty image reply*

I'm meming too!

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just have a low tolerance for it I guess. It doesn't matter if its genuine or not.
is probably right.

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>And a wife would never put up with all that whore stalking.
Alvin Wai-Fort (the Asian guy who’s best friends with every pornstar AKA its_that_1_guy) is married.

>the state of Yea Forums

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>YOU CAN'T REPEAT MEMES I DON'T LIKE AAARGH YOU'RE ALL PARROTS

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The girl who made those life sized Neimoidian sex dolls also deleted almost anything. You can find some pics but the videos are all gone.

Some moderation wouldn't hurt.

while you guys are having your meme war and posting pictures of parrots please rate this picture I took not long ago

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