Professional movie review

What did he mean by this?

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>reading reviews

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Hahaha. Holy shit.

I love driving my car to and from work everyday but I saw lots of them get wrecked in fast and furious. Someone please hold me. It's too much for my delicate brain.

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So what purpose did the child eating serve?

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Oh that's totally fine. Kids can die. Only gays are allowed to get upset. And boy, dont we all have to hear about it.

How they still dishonestly portray themselves as "oppressed" and "downtrodden" is fucking infuriating.

Does she mean black people?

Give me a rundown on the scene, didn't see the movie.

>tries to mirror the OP but fails to use a funny reaction image

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Some fags got eaten by a toxic, male, white supremacist, intel clown who misgendered them first, then used the wrong pronouns.

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>heroic men and emotional women
>stereotypes
lol

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How do these people get paid.

How can you do this for a LIVING?

I stopped reading the AV Club because literally every review of every TV show for a year mentioned Trump no matter what the subject was.

The Rambo sequels are pretty much antithetical to the message of the original book and movie

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MENTION OR CRITIQUE TRUMP!!!! IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO SAY BAD WORDS ABOUT TRUMP!!!

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If that's what you got out of the OP, you're retarded.

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>this movie doesn't go down so easy

Ya, the only thing that does is your boyfriends penis.

>comic book movie review
>let me use this opportunity to critique the president

>They're afraid of us actually rising up
The time is now bros

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Time to werewolf up in this bitch

VERY based

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You're a fool if you think the purpose of online "journalism" is anything other than propaganda.

cloverchronicle.com/2019/02/01/hmm-obama-era-act-that-funded-news-outlets-to-counter-disinformation-and-propaganda-expired-last-december-right-around-the-time-hundreds-of-far-left-journalists-were-laid-off-coincidence/

They don't care if they make money.

since when did reviews become does it align with my personal politics instead of cinematography, script, comparison to other movies in the genre past and present etc etc.

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STOP GIVING THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS A PLATFORM YOU NITWITS! ANYONE WHO POSTS BENEATH THIS IS CONTRIBUTING TO THIS CULTURE OF FAGGOTRY!

One thing you can never say: that you haven't been told.

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>trumplets getting triggered
Oopsies!

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its okay when our guy armond mentions obama in every review cause he's based

I'm posting all these images. I'm not a trumptard. I voted for Hillary. I'll vote for Biden. I just hate sjw politics. I hate how everything has to be in service of socially progressive politics or be cancelled.

>we want equal treatment and representation in media
>omg we are being targeted and killed like everyone else
I’m baffled people seriously act like this

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST INSULT THE GOD EMPEROR!!!!

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m..mm.mm.me l-like t-t-tttrump :)

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>Trump-esque

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I can confirm this is how all trumptards think

>young men
pheonix is 44 years old

>we

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>Trupian

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>why does trump blame video games, they don’t make people violent
>this movie is going to inspire mass violence and terrorism
Can’t have it both ways, gotta pick one already

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>every strawman holds the same views
I mean by definition they do, but at least they.

The manlet menace needs to be stopped

>I'm going to write a shitty review of a movie no one has seen, base it entirely on gross supposition and conjecture in order to simply discuss how much I hate white men.

"Oy Vey!" - Kike Zogblatt

I despise women.

>only Trump supporters can be annoyed at the constant mention of Trump everywhere

Yea Forums logic at its finest again. Wouldn't you think it would be the opposite? I'm sick of hearing his name all the time because I DON'T like him.

dumb phoneposter

>Incel
>Frog posts
No wait that's normal

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Gay dude gets the shit beaten out of him then Pennywise eats him

This is /pol/yps' designated sharting board for some reason they come to whine incessantly as if anybody cared

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Who else would bitch and moan at the mere mention of the current president of the US if not for his faggoty sycophants?

wait so stopping sex trafficking and rape is a bad thing now?

Walking through town now and I've just seen billboards with 5 stars on them from various outlets.

RT is just pozzed, wouldn't take anything there seriously. Just a matter of time before they remove audience score I think or only let certain members of the audience vote if they tow the line.

Saying that, probably just a marketing ploy anyway. I'm not sure what the contrarian position is on this one so I will have to form my own opinion. Just gonna wait and watch it if it's good.

HURR WOAH GOOD OBSERVATION MAN
GLAD YOU POINTED THAT OUT
NEVER WOULD HAVE NOTICED
I LIKE HOW YOU PUT THE BRACKETS AROUND IT JUST TO REALLY LET US KNOW

Spastic

Sane people who arent larping as the resistance of a fascist regime

Oh, I hurt the little lady's feelings. Must be her surname, too. Soak up that pussy blood, sweetie, we know you have it hard this time of the month.

Cunt.

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This is the most Reddit post in the thread.

>smirk

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BASED

Yes

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He looks like he's in pain.

>i/pol/yps'
That's the faggiest thing I've read in a week. Fucking Christ.

Fat fingers

3 years ago

What happened to this fella in the end?

That's because you're a New-Fag and the present object of unbridled mirth from both myself and all my fellow Old-Fags.
(You're right though, they should just stick with "/pol/tards".)

>play pretending on Yea Forums
whats a man got to do to reach this rocky bottom ?

He really likes showing off his fake teeth

all mexicans are law abiding people
rambo should not be white or help people

>dude dxumfp lamo

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Does he mention the following:
>the acting
>the story
>the shot composition
>the editing
>the sound design

Or is it all identity politics? What is the point of reviews like this when someone who would actually read it wouldn’t watch Rambo in a million years to begin with?

I don’t give a flying fuck for any of this faggy word salad spewed by these limpy dimpies. Are there critics of SUBSTANCE or do I have to rely on contrarians like Armond for honest insight?

This is the only kind of pushback these politicizing critics ever get though.
They rule the mainstream.

>trying to work on social skills at work
>time to dust off the conversation skills
>co-workers just rant about Trump or Brexit 24/7

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Haven't you gotten the memo? Those things don't matter in films anymore.