Who's more based, Hal from Malcolm in the Middle or Al from Married With Children?

Who's more based, Hal from Malcolm in the Middle or Al from Married With Children?

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I hate this show so much.

Al without a doubt, Hal was funny but a neutered man.

Al, because he could fuck this gorgeous creature

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I never met anyone before who didnt like it except for women, are you a women?

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I've reached the point where I'm envious of Hal

He wouldn't touch that cow with a 10 foot pole
but I wouldn't mind touching her with my pole

kys

Al but Hal is good, too.

>le so whacky family
it would be one thing if it was a cartoon, but this is inexcusable.

>hating one of the best sitcoms of all time
I have to agree with the other user, I've literally never heard of anyone disliking MitM before

Hal as an actual father. Al for the bantz

Why are pregnant women so sexy?

That's not an answer to anons question. But I suppose that in itself is an answer.

Al, by far

Most sitcoms are about wacky families.

Worse, he's a zoomer who could never relate to that time period

ask me how I know you're a nigger.

>NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) was an anti-feminist group founded by Al Bundy in response to Women's Bowling Night replacing the Men's, and the nudie bar being turned into a Women's Coffee House. The organization was established with the intention of advancing a political agenda to prevent feminist domination.

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>feeders

yikes

I had a crush on her since childhood.

Al knew full well the menace of matriarchy.

agreed ive never watched it but im with you

Was Hal the original architect?

tough to say, pierce married in 2001 but met her in 1994, whereas mitm started in 2000

Hal is fictional, Pierce is the real deal.

Hal because he's happy with his life