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is that the starwars kid?

lol

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is this body achievable natty?

some say he's still coughing to this day

Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg Solo!

Give it ~20 years and don't exercise

woah, are underages allowed to smoke mj in the united states?

>Average iMac User

it's a prescription for his diabetes

>yo nigga hit the blunt nigga
i never wanted to curb stomp a whitoid more in my life

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Pussy lungs lmao

Kek, the way he chills in that jersey

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you could really relate to that chimp ayy

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this has to be fake

>sitting on the floor
>carpet everywhere
>pet monkey
Those are obviously Arabs.

you sound retarded

i love it. the speed makes it look like an old charlie chaplin skit

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that's no kid, that's a battle station

>when you are tapping R2 in red dead redemption

dude there is audio and he is white
says verbatim what i posted earlier

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you can only hear your own voice

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old prank but still funny to watch

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lmao poor fuck, who puts stairs over a shower head

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oops wrong file

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im guessing you are only larping as a whitoid you humongous retard

Good, take a fat bongrip fatboy, better than the shitskins doing whatever they do every night..."fuck whites blablablaa' ad nauseam.

DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THAT PIC

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Tell me this is real
The scream out of pure hatred and helplessness at the end

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Did he spill spaghetti or what?

that's from the french guy that impregnated 3000+ africans right?

imagine being this person

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I was going to make fun of this but it just gave me a boner

Damn

No user it's something else just DO NOT google image search that I think I'm going to have to burn my PC

lol I shouldve listened

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those tiddies tho

This dude looks like he could survive a car crash

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I regret my actions

This is insane

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you niggo tell me what happens

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I just did and I'm at work
Awaiting my promotion

WHAT THE FUCK

How can I be fearless like her, I wince when the breeze gets stronger. Meanwhile, that little girl is completely locked onto her target.

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Seems counter intuitive.

WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN WTF AARGH I DIDN'T NOW FBI PLEASE I'LL BURN EVERYTHING

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Poor Constanza.

I love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

No sane doctor is giving a medicine that makes you cough more than the illness.

Yeah, thank god he turned toward the camera so we could clearly see his reaction :^)

It's just a monkey, he can grab and smash it.

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???

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This is how the aliens made us evolve

Chad

What kino is this???

You never watched "that" video right?

Chinese escalators have a tendency to consume people, I guess they are checking it's not going to collapse

noooooooooooooooo

yea don't google image that shit

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I guess not

I don't even understand. What are they afraid of?

WITNESS

I don't understand. Is the puppy dead? Why that thing exploded?

Chinese escalator monster

when I get high I listen to canterbury scene prog, fat gamers listen to whatever their video games do...

youtube.com/watch?v=6tiTULFFN-Y&list=PL94gOvpr5yt0t4hK0ux4sfEz-hMJXam_O&index=3

why

Just don't use escalators if you go to China

just trust me on that

he survived

>Stiff as a board

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God I wish I died and reincarnated as her underwear

just fucking tell us you faggot nigger

Do it, nothing happens, everyone's trolling

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I love internet show and tell.

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the video is way sped up

Eww all that poop, pee, and ass juice in your face everday?

kek

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I'm gonna do it bros wish me luck hopefully I dont get CIA burger bonded

I assume it's a video of someone falling through the floor and getting caught in the escalator's gears.

t. fatty who want to feel good

comes up as "having sex with a kid"

Literal Facebook meme

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FBI CIA I did it, it's raunchy google search, please dont throw me in gitmo

i'm a skeleton though

what's going on here? did the dog got so scared that he got a heart attack?

>She will never look at you like this

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lol they do learn

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>Lea Seydoux will never cry like this about something you said or did
Literally agonisingly beautiful

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chinese escalators routinely eat people.

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>DON'T TALK TO THE LADIES SCUM

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holy shit I shouldn't have asked

Gnarly

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They're arabs, also you dont have the depth of character or the balls to physically harm anyone user c'mon now lol

>record roastie getting toasted and vandalising someone else property
>upload it to the internet so the people driving the van can easily have her prosecuted
Why are soidoys so dumb

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Who was in the wrong here?

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Jesus fat burger tourists in China stand no chance.

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sauce bro

lol he shoul've jump on water

S O U R C E

I'M COOOOOOOOMING

To be fair he's good looking, just fat as shit

>That guy chillin at the bottom
He knew.

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take her down whitey

elevators too, look just take the stairs

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Yooo she lit that girl UP

For those who were still curious even after all the other user's warnings, google images suggests the search to be "having sex with a kid"

post bears

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That's some coomer

>top 10 pranks gone wrong

looks like liquid nitrogen exploding the bottle by turning into gas and increasing pressure from within. Liquid nitrogen causes frostbite within a fraction of a second. If he survived, which is unlikely, he was scarred for life.

Why the fuck would someone put liquid nitrogen in an unsecured plastic bottle is anyone's guess.

i don't have a fb account so i didn't know thanks for the information my r*ddit friend

why?

I never got the story on this. Does she survive? My guess is not, since escalators are ment to carry like 200 pounds per step. Did she get meat grinded into the bottom?

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No

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>They're arabs
prove it
>also you dont have the depth of character or the balls to physically harm anyone user c'mon now lol
you sound like a retarded zoomer who just assumes he is right about everything

>Does she survive?
No
>Did she get meat grinded into the bottom?
Yes

You can tell the ass was phat from a god damn satellite photo where can I get a girl like this?

they are afraid of an especially gruesome, terrifying death for them and their children, which is a perfectly reasonable thing to be afraid of user.

Imagine being the poor asshole who has to clean that up. There's probably still chunks of her down there.

>what the fuck is that jay

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is this a furry rave kek

hot.

what's that, Syria?

its vitalyzdtv you retard kill yourself

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also the place was filled with her screams as the rescuers couldn't get to her for awhile. management knew about the panel too, they just told those workers to help people step over it.

A chronic cough is hardly the worst side effect a medication could give you.

the birth of selfconsciousness

what is this?

why would you take shit from a woman like that
not saying to punch her but just grab her arms if she's beating you and tell her to back off

asian paté

the harassers initiated the incident

>ywn have a bear girlfriend

rai77.com/plastikovaja-butylka-oglushila-psa-gonjayuschego-eyo-po-stojanke-29-06-2019.html
>The young man intervened in the process of playing a dog cheerfully chasing a plastic container around the yard. As a result, a powerful explosion of containers containing fermented beer, shocked the animal.

It was a beer keg that has building up CO2. the rough pavement cause it to rupture.

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it blew his shoes off

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What the fuck is this fuckers deal?

thoughts?

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fuck life

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Did he die?

yea i'm watching this

Nice.
I wish that is me someday

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I.. IM COOOOOOOMING

lmao

that's Kechiche speaking, she's probably remembering all the abuse

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the chad is unphased by bitching which makes them even more wet

Except with psylocibin mushrooms

lel

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oh man

i hope his legs are okay

i assume hes in the wheelchair from the same stunt?

>wildly swinging at a swarm of bees with a plastic bottle
ha, a fellow student of the Art of War I see

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What is she drinking?

he'll never walk again

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>AHHHHHHH, IM COOOMINGGGG

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By not being an incel

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youtu.be/WaW-2kX9hBE

that's what you're supposed to do if anybody attacks you (with reasonable force) user. It's called self-defense.

>ramped carrier
Britbong as fuck.

so sweet :3

Nigger I don't fucking know. All I know is that if you hit the arrow, then go to image search->google, google will say that the best search term for the image is "having sex with a kid" and give you other searches related to that phrase.

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yup totally nice animals
streamable.com/cupbc

how fucking sad

1. Everything in China is a death trap
2. If you get hurt, everyone will refuse to help you, because that makes them legally and financially liable to you

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Jesus Christ

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you mean those dudes in the truck weren't handsome enough right

how did he even survive? He was right on top of it, any explanation from bomb squad anons?

this looks so fucking shitty n dumb lol

that woman risked her life for minimum wage, what a terrible way to go out.

wtf

Whoa! Look at that freak!

Russia?

ready player one
dont bother, its a shitty movie with no heart or originality
the book is even worse somehow

Roasted

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FUCK THAT
fuck all that

russian you stupid fuck

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AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE

based 4chanX coming through

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which sad incel added those fake captions?

>Nobody likes you bitch

methane explosion. they build up in the sewers from rotting stuff.
he was propelled by the explosion because he was standing on the concrete floor. explosion occurred underground. not at him

...no? Not sure how you got that from what I said

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>sandra looked a little too much in the glass that day

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Me on the right

ha I see. Since it seems like it's happening in a muslim country I thought it might have been a terrorist attack

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what a fucking dingdong

most likely

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More like this

>he's right behind me isn't he?

he relaxed around whites

Me after watching Joker (2019)

>Liquid nitrogen causes frostbite within a fraction of a second

Why don't you stop pretending to know more about shit than you actually do and look up the leidenfrost effect you dumb cunt

>muslim country
that could also mean that they have corrupt government and their sanitary service was sub-par

thats a classic, haven't seen it in years

b-but that's literally what she says though. Go watch the video, it's not hidden or private

Wasted talent?

My high school gf was like this.
Bros..... I miss her....
The main character in this story is currently 25 years old and has not had any loved one since high school.

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they fucking know
the ai is getting too good

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>tries to flip the fish
>grabs super hot fish with bare hands
>grabs super hot grill cover with his bare hands

so many things went wrong in mere seconds. its great.

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Stacy destroyed that ogre.

>when the dude sees it

reminds me of that time when I tried to catch an Iron when it was knocked over from the table.

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I wish I had ever had sex with a female who would take charge like that. All the ones I've been with are dead fish.

what why

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Aw

that's fun and all until the monkey decide to rip off your face because you refused to give him some weed

this song is about raping a little girl, nobody cares because the music is too "busy" to understand, what a wonderful band.

just imagine all the fecal matter thats mixed into every one of those piles of food because indians prefer to use their bare hands when preparing food.

escalators in china are death traps

there are a lot of videos where the panel collapses in and the rolling thing pulls the person in

just una vela user what's the harm?

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No way, where's that?

it's actually from Ethiopia (Africa)

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NO WHY DID YOU POST THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GONNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is incredibly sad

I was checking this out some more and the dog just got a bruise and recovered, it went stiff from being terrified

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kino

so even worse

Vietnam

I can't stop laughing at the Thanos costume with fuckhueg sized arms and a tiny head.

There's no WAY, I can walk past these ladies and then continue to go fast

chinks don't have souls

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One time I dropped a gas cylinder which wheighs a good 20 pounds and tried cushioning the fall with my foot just like I do every time anything falls
My foot was busted for days I think I may have fracture the bone but never bothered to go to the hospital

Sometimes when you got to make a quick decision you just dont think straight

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>indians prefer to use their bare hands when preparing food
So does everyone that isnt a faggot
Are you that guy that uses fork and knife to eat a pizza slice?

It's not just chinks in China either. The chinks in Vancouver are exactly like this too, even the second generation ones.

Scary to see that and know there are places in this world where that fucked up "food" is normal.

>can't help person or you're liable
glorious china everyone

I require more lewd webms, please

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I should've listened NSA man I'm sorry.

Memes aside why is it literally always the black people who are stuck in the primal state

small brains, low IQ.

When the government makes it so that if you try to help and they die then it makes you responsible for the death then we'll see how much compassion you'll have.

based roastie, absolutely cringe soifag

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Why didn't these hive-drone insectoid half humans press the emergency stop button...

fuck off to Yea Forums or /gif/ then faggot

UMA

>The biker who starts pedaling harder and almost gets away but gets KO'd by the pole
JUST

Some of these Japanese shows are great. There's one where panel of people goes around and helps people figure out weird issues they have. There was one where one guy helped some elderly couple figure out where their dog was going in the day and the followed it to the next town where it had another family it was living with. And another one where another guy helped some high school girl figure out what the bells she was hearing in the middle of the night were. Extremely OK show.

Wow rude

that's the goal. to keep people from uniting. their social credit system is the final nail. it has effectively made their entire population a gestapo. everyone is watching on another.

Now try this with Xanax.

>black cuisine

the only cat I like. Dogs > Cats.

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>I require more lewd webms, please
my coom fren we have boards dedicated to your needs

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FUCKIN white fish tryin keep the blue fish DOWN

He's literally not white you fucking idiot, the guy is a shitskin

this isn't your blog. You want to vent anonymously that's fine, go do it somewhere else

Why is that the suggested search what the fuck?

she will birth many strong sons

Monkey bites and scratches are excellent vectors for diseases.

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What a fucking legend

I know, right.
Unlike us whites who have never done bad things
Damn niggers

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hes white you retard holy shit kill yourself

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wtf!?

Gimme the sauce

Why did i have to see that "sex tape" of his? Cant get that image if him getting pissed on by that tranny out of my head.

slavs aren't white retard

I know user, that "chicken" thing sounds scary as fuck

>they forced her at gunpoint to rip off their mirror then run away

Dilate

>That's exactly what you deserve you scum!

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Especially considering Google censors anything even slightly related to normal porn
>here's some CP suggestion for you my dude

White people act like that because the jew has them fooled.
Niggers act like that because it's their nature.

>This is white in America

>We're seeing some shit we ain't ever seen before

Classsic.

Janny?

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>hur dur people are only white when i say so
like i said, kill yourself you retard

Dumb ape picking on a girl that works out every day and is 10x stronger.
God bless that cheerleader

That's a big doggo.

That cheerleader is wife material.

cheerleading is not hard work

She unironically fucks black dudes

the guys in the van, you don't just touch strangers like that especially when they're on the road, regardless of whether they're a cyclist or another motorist.
>b-but muh banter
if it was just words it would be one thing, they went too far and no police officer would take the men's side on this.

its not

wtf anyone got context

cope nigger. your race irrelevant to the world

yeah but objectively those numbers are far less than the lesser races.
look it up

>why would you take shit from a woman like that
Because mad pussy

BIG FAT CAT TATS

Stupid ancient chink laws and traditions means that good Samaritans are 100% responsible for the injured party / compensation etc

She fucked with his car, roastie defender

>indians prefer to use their bare hands
yes... just like absolutely everyone else that isn't a cook at a restaurant that has to wear regulation gloves. And even then that's only in the fancy countries.

>gotta go back 700 years to finf and example
cringe there's much better you can find

2 world wars, whitey

I'd love to watch his sex tape with goddess hazel.
Sadly only the audio was recorded.

He's right. The fight was over a black dude they both were fucking.

after he assaulted her.
If you were in a car and someone reached through your window to touch you, you wouldn't tolerate it either.
Unless you're the type of cuck that takes that shit, are you?

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learn to imagesearch...

>stupid
they are culling the masses.

organized violence =! random violence

Its Ethiopian food you dumb fuck

The start of the video is her fucking with his mirror.javascript:;

That's not healthy

tfw my mum is looking through my window rn, ill be coming back to this thread alter tonight lel

yeah jaba the hut

I new exactly what would happen and I still watched it, thanks for the nightmare fuel.

fuck black people except for funkadelic and eddie hazel....

youtube.com/watch?v=dDnefTJao6o

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Not even that bad for medieval standards

does anyone know the one where aika molests shotas on a bus

please gib explanation

No way he walked away from that

Bros...

yes, because they were illegally moving into her lane pushing her off the road.
You need to do a mirror and headcheck to avoid cyclists, so they've already broken the road law.
She pushes back on their mirror as they do this and he thinks it's okay to then start touching her.
Any police officer that saw this shit would go after the guys, we don't give a shit if assailants get their property broken by their victims.

It also has nothing to do with gender, if a male cyclist got squeezed off the road, then verbally abused and then assaulted it would be the same thing.
You just want to take their side because roasties are always the instigator in your mind.

he probably got rear-ended. Way too brutal to have been an intentional acceleration, that little girl didn't stand a chance

Some special effect project i presume? Kinda saw it coming.

i wish i had a waifu

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>yes, because they were illegally moving into her lane pushing her off the road.
I read only this line and I'm not reading any more of your cope. Cyclists deserve death.

That's a man on the right, right?

>whites are dindus

The virgin cyclist vs the chad motorist

I actually hate dealing with cyclists too, but the law is the law and they're recognized as being just as valid as cars when on the road.
We don't get to run them down just because they're a pain in the neck.

slavs aren't even true scotsmen either

witeboys cant handle it

because science say that all the other people EVOLVED from black africans...

"evolved from"

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It's like when your 5 years old cousin tries to wrestle you.
It's so ridiculous you can't help but laugh.

I don't obey laws that I don't like. Anything different would be cuckoldry.

don't worry you're not alone in not understanding the definition of harassment

kino

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Alright got it

>that one seinfeld episode where George gets a massage from a black masseuse and has a mental breakdown because he got an erection even though she's a nigger

>cant get double-disabled

Smart

>I don't obey laws that I don't like.
well obviously she didn't either when she broke their mirror.
>n-no only other people have to obey the law, I'm my own man though!

>turns from paraplegic to quadra pegic
>attempts the stunt again in his electric wheelchair

Women have to obey laws because they are not actual people like you and me.

You will never have a bearfriend

>aw shit nigga get the water

much fucking harder than running around with a ball that's for damn sure.

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ha yes, whites were able to kill much more effectively and in much greater numbers. Good job whites.

I got hard.
I wish I lived in a world like that.

This is disgusting

jesus mate how far are you trying to push that goalpost lmao
going for the record are you?

>a variety of vegetables and chicken eaten in a weird wrap
I don't see the problem

>I don't obey laws that I don't like
>how dare she attack that man's property? I'm dialing the cops as we speak
mkay

Hello roastie!

why do zoomers hate old music?

youtube.com/watch?v=3WOZwwRH6XU

yes you completely figured out my whole gender, age, personality and life choices from that one word I said. You should go check out /pol/, that's where the other very intelligent and perceptive people congregate.

*sniff sniff*
Does something smell like fish?

nobody's interested in your sex life

No, wait, that was OLD NASTY ROTTEN VAGINA

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Your forgetting about the middle east.

ha, didn't realize that you didn't actually know what pussy smells like. Now I feel silly mentioning your sex life.

digicam encoding bug. rarely happens.
pic related

this is something a fat person would write

forgot photo

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>negro initiates the fight
>gets beaten up
>second white guy doesnt interfere once

I like this one with sound.

Fucking retards acting all shocked and horrified.

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autism triggered by the open cereal box

fuck.
why is there so much shit on the counter.

lmao they're women, just push them away

>Super Akiba red

Heh

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based

Bro WHAT

Cool

DELICIA

Fuck.

what gets me is it's all because he chose to spit directly into the hole, triggering the bomb

Why are we actually helping to make terminators?