Why didn't Jack bang her in the end?
Why didn't Jack bang her in the end?
dunno lol
he liked Asian twinks duh
Jack was gay
Him defying the romantic expectations and casually walking away, even when she clearly wanted him, was played for a chuckle.
Although it's pretty common in 80s action for the hero NOT to fuck the woman at the end, like they're too manly to even let a little romance into the movie (and the action hero that did play the prettyboy and have more love scenes - Van Damme - was seen as relatively less macho than the other guys).
>Jack
>gay
Explains a lot.
they subverted the trope by having van damme being cucked in bloodsport
He fucked her - and noone else did - what are you talking about.
Maybe because she looks like a boy there.
>Anthony Burch
Yeah, of course he would shove some gay shit where it doesn’t belong.
>Anthony Burch
Goddamnit
the bad guy raped the girl though
Hey, this looks like it could coo-
>Anthony Burch
Oh nvm
if that's a boy then I want to be her power bottom
Because Wang is the actual hero of the film. Jack is the bumbling sidekick.
all truckers are gay
Arnold fucked a Chinese witch and then burned her to death in Conan. He also raped a princess they put in his cage, and fucked Sandahl Bergman.
he's banging the road
who is the actress tho?
short haired redheads are my thing
this
Van damme didn’t fuck his love interest in kickboxer
You got “Bloodsport” and “Kickboxer” mixed up friend.
your mom never watched sex and the city then divorced?
So did wang (teehee) fuck her?
>finally watch Big Trouble in Little China
>immediately after, Jack Burton threads and BTiLC threads are posted every single day
At least make it less obvious, Truman Show director
This. He explains it in the sequel to his son, Chris Pratt.
Brandy was a fine girl. But his life, his love and his lady was the sea.
Kim Cattrell in Big Trouble in Little China. Watch it and stop being a zoomer.