”hey user, what did you think of our movie? are you hyped for the sequel?”

Where im from these are everywhere. Now the rest of you can experience peak boonga

SSSSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEERRRRRRRRR

She's so cute, the fact she's a psycho-bitch just makes it better.

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moar

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Pretty much zero. Unless you're caught red handed noncing nobody gives a fuck

Bet he has no idea what Slayer is.

I didn't see it, I don't like comic books. I almost saw it when I heard Dolph was in it, but then got drunk and forgot about it.

Depends on if they bring her costume back or not.

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is it true all polynesians are chads

>drinks red wine all the time

You are bound to hit a woman who is like that.

lol no. They have a massive obesity problem

They get fat super easy

$900 bottle of wine. Nice.

cope there still chads see spider man chad thats fucking stacy

This. Also me on the bottom right.

>t. asianmasculinity poster

It's the trade-off. They also bulk into mountains of strength super easy. They're one of the best natural tanks of all the playable races.

Post face

Reminder real Aqua man is white and blonde.

Real Aquaman is in the movie.

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Momoa did a good job though. This is one of those cases were changing the character's look worked out well.

It's a fun movie.

I like Momoa before it was cool (Atlantis).

>a 40 year old guy with a grizzly bear, long hear and who wears metal merch is a sex symbol
>if any other guy would wear that, he would be a cringelord, even if fit

Explain. And don't come with "He is rich", all Hollywood actors are rich, but Adam Sandler was never a sex symbol at any point.

if you are good looking guy you can wear anything too.

He is a legit Metalhead tho, he goes to concerts and shit and even play E-guitar himself. He's just annoyingly vocal about it with the way he dresses.

Michael Fassbender for example is also one, but people only know that because they randomly see him on concerts of such bands.

>I'm just going to ignore that He's 6'4, jacked and handsome as fuck
Yeah It's a real mystery why Mamoa is a sex symbol and not the ferret faced manlet that is Adam Sandler

If he would be exactly that but just some guy and I would post him here, everyone would agree it's cringeworthy.

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IVe seen this animation before

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I liked the movie, but thought they had terrible chemistry

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Yes, I'm sure the guy with long hair and covered in tattoos has no idea who the super-obscure musical group Slayer is.

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>It's cringey
Yeah, for you. But Mamoa has so much confidence in himself that he can pull it off. Chicks dig confidence. The giant clitoris from South Park told you this.

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>Get fat.
I'm pretty sure fat is the default Polynesian setting. Some of them get fit.

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Post the webm where he’s groping his daughter. Fucking pedo.

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No, being tall jacked and handsome will make whatever you're doing look good.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect

Good looking people play life on easy mode

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>I'm pretty sure fat is the default Polynesian setting.
Depends on the poly in question. Fijians and Maori have mostly average builds. Tongas and Samoans are fat cunts but that's mostly down to their terrible diet. They weren't fat when all they had was Taro and fish bro

Can you explain this reference? Just arrived in this thread.

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Gods she's attractive

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Zero, because it's okay if a woman does it

Try to watch this movie a second time through. You can't. It's physically impossible to finish this movie on a 2nd viewing. Probs the worst DC film.

Yeah, get rekt pure bred faggot

>terrible chemistry
I'm guessing it's the fault of Amber Heard, since she's a terrible actress.

Fuck NPCs

When will she metoo him?

the first film was shot weirdly. can't put my finger on it. the boat scene felt like a horror movie, it was great but I got mixed feelings as I was watching capeshit

Depp won't be able to prove anything

That was such a good scene to showcase her power

>she hit the wall and looks like trash now.
is she even 25?

33 years old

No she hasnt lmao

even though he likes slayer reign in blood is probably his favorite album even though hell awaits and show no mercy are better

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I just wish I could talk to strangers without spilling spaghetti

>tfw 6 ft 4 just like the jason momo
>tfw scrawny
>balding
>small pen0r
>mental health issues
its not fair bros Im like a quarter there to chaddom but then God cut me short or some shit I shoulda been a full chad just like jason mono fuck me. also I have a coworker who looks like him that guy must be drowning in poosay

The overuse of the 360 shot gave me cancer. I hope I die before the sequel.

Those are different arms retard

>probably
So he's dumb because of your imagination.

most people are

You imagine.

Slayer is a mainstream band you retard, yesterday he had dinner with Exodus's Gary Holt. I seriously don't understand why believing a long haired tattooed jock may like mainstream metal music.

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>everyone's a POSER but MEEEEEE

what a waste of grange

AHEM!
AMBER HEARD IS A DISGUSTING SLAG

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The fact that she's crazy is half the appeal

So parroting George Carlin is what you consider being smarter than anyone?

>you're only smart if you agree with me

Why yes, I am hyped for Black Manta's return.

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Who are you quoting this time?

but he died

It's cope, Jason looks good with that shirt, and that user probably feels bad because of his skynnyfat looks like shit with his oversized dragonforce shirt.

Ok.

Hahaha twinkoid still mad only homos appreciate him while “uggo” chads slay all the puss around him

>but he died
Watch the post-credits scene, bro.

why did she shit on the bed anons ?

wannabe normies are so pitiful

AQUAMAN WAS THE BEST, MOST ENTERTAINING MOVIE OF 2018 AND I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR PART 2!!!FACT!!!

imposter

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God, I wish I was that bed

>Post the webm where he’s groping his daughter. Fucking pedo.

Cry harder Briefag…

Aquaman worldwide box office = $1,147,761,807

Captain Marvel = $1,126,318,317

Even with the unrelenting shilling, system rigging, ticket purchasing and riding on the heels of the most anticipated movie of this generation (Endgame) that they shoved her into to create false hype while piggybacking her off a decades worth or work and effort, Disney's new flagship character was STILL beaten by a joke character whose solo film was coming off a box office disaster (Justice League) while it promoted pro-Feminism/SJW values (interracial relationships, strong female characters and an environmental friendly message) better than Captain Fungi whose message only appealed to North American white women who are the most coddled and entitled spoiled fucking bitches on the planet and hate their fathers which is the real reason why they cry "DOWN WITH PATRIARCHY!!!" because Daddy didn't buy them a pony.

Not to mention that Aquaman's cast were more likeable and attractive while the movie itself was better Written, Directed and just more entertaining that that boring uninspired piece of shit.

Aquaman is the underdog who had everything going against him but triumphed in the face of adversity while Captain Marvel lost despite being backed by the biggest entertainment corporation in the world!!!FACT!!!

>orchestrates false-flag attacks to coax other kings into an alliance
>kills the leaders that won't ally with him
>says he hates his mother for betraying Atlantis but broke down like a bitch when she showed up again
>says Aquaman is still illegitimate for king even after he has Atlan's Trident, blatantly ignoring one of their most ancient and sacred laws
Fuck Orm.

>the boat scene felt like a horror movie,

Aquaman Director James Wan is a Horror fan, specifically H.P. Lovecraft which is why the Trench part was soo well done!!!FACT!!!

Twinks, manlets and lanklets are just deformed women.

>imposter

No, I seriously fucking loved the movie. Here's my review...

This was FUCKING GLORIOUS!!!
"It's a movie for children, incel, manbaby blahblahblah"
Yeah, yeah, yeah how about you fuck off, watch some Tarkovsky or Eisenstein and beat your boner down with a copy of Film Comment you pretentious cunt.
I absolutely LOVED Avengers: Infinity War but this goddamn movie blew it outta da fuckin water!!! For a comic book flick it's not only a great one but it might also be a masterpiece.
As John Milius (Director/Co-Writer of Conan the Barbarian 1982) once said "It's easy to be cynical, it's hard to be corny" and Aquaman takes a ridiculous character made me fucking care about his plight. Now, does it revolutionize the genre? No. Does it provide unexpected narrative twists and turns? No. But what it does is tell a straight up story with no bullshit and infuses it with soo much earnestness/pathos that I couldn't help but love it. Sure, there's some puns and a bit of levity here and there but it never undermines the seriousness of the conflict.
This is the first truly GREAT movie from the DC Universe which have been stumbling since its half asses inception back in 2013 with Man of Steel which led to the horrible Batman v Superman and then the atrocious Justice League with the mediocre Wonder Woman/Suicide Squad wedged in between.

pls don't steal my soul, I steal need it

>tfw you will never be aquachad

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This is the DCU equivalent of THOR which is my favorite movie of the MCU because, like Aquaman, it's BIG, BOLD and OPULENT with not only its emotions but especially its look and HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT this might be the most fucking beautiful movie I've ever seen. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING FRAME is a painterly work of art and you MUST see this in IMAX 3D because the effect was incredible.

But unlike THOR, AQUAMAN gives no fucks and goes all in. Seems like Zack "The Hack" Snyder's trashing of DC Comic's might have been the best thing for this film because it feels like Warner Bros. just gave a blank check to James Wan as a Hail Mary Pass and it pays off because THIS is the sort of insane scale and scope I wanted from Thor which always felt like it was holding back.

Aquaman is a COMIC BOOK MOVIE in the absolute best sense imaginable. Everyone involved both in front of and behind the camera gives it 100% and you can complain about the characters all you like but the performances are exactly what was needed. It's a simple story but extremely well told.

Hell Awaits is the best Slayer album though, just like Ride the Lightning was the best Metallica album.

It was dumb and cliche in all the right ways, had way too much fun watching it with the lads

Oh and James Cameron must be shitting himself because Avatar 2/3/4/5/6/7 zzzzzz… is taking place somewhat underwater and there's no fucking way he'll surpass stunning world building that goes on here while everything is a color saturated occular orgy that will makes your eyeballs melt out of your fucking skull.

I don't have a single bad thing to say about this. Everything works beautifully and I'm probably going to see it a shitload more at the cinema while the Bluray is a day one purchase at any price.

I FUCKING LOVE AQUAMAN AS IT'S THE BEST 1980'S STYLE SCI-FI/FANTASY/COMIC BOOK MOVIE YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO SEE, I MEAN, IT REFERENCES H.P. LOVECRAFT FOR FUCK SAKES, HOW THE FUCK COULD I NOT ADORE IT?!?FACT!!!

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can meera only control seawater or also her own pee and vaginal secretions?

>Morning user
>Shits the bed

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She could control wine in the movie.
It's fair game if it's water or water-based, I guess.

It was honestly shit
I never watched a Marvel movie except for the first Iron Man so I don't know if they're just as bad, but dear God this was honestly horrible
I can't believe people pay money for it

This and based. Also any “man” who shaves their legs, chest, and arms

>It was dumb and cliche in all the right ways, had way too much fun watching it with the lads

I'd put it on par with The Mummy (1999) and the first Pirates of the Caribbean. Just perfect action adventure movies with a touch of Horror!!!FACT!!!

He looks like the kind of chad who'd get you pussy all the time if you were his beta autist friend.

>he would be a cringe lord, even if fit
That's a lie. If you've got a sick bod and face then you can rock anything

Why do women pretend to like red wine?

>Why people like a food that tastes good, it's healthy and makes them drunk!
user, i think you suffer from the tism thing

>tfw scrawny
Change that instead of crying
>balding
Beard it up to comp
>small pen0r
Like 5" small? If so rock it with confidence, after all girls pleasure themselves with fingers
>mental health issues
Imaginary, you're just thin skinned

epic take my upvote good sir and happy cake day

Agreed.

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>Captain Marvel
>Appears one movie before Endgame
>Practically saves everyone by destroying Thanos's invasion ship the moment she arrives
She's Marvel's Superman, right? She has virtually unlimited power, could nearly instantly wipe out all of the enemies no problem (almost winning a brawl with Thanos with a full glove), so they invent various ways to gimp the character/keep it from just solving the entire movie in 10 minutes of action montages: "I was saving space niggers, sorry I couldn't be here". Why pin all that on Brie Larson?

>Orm
What'd you expect? It does mean "snake".

It's like a lot of things women do, half-assed. They want to get drunk, but not too drunk. Just drunk-ish enough to play drunk and excuse their behaviour.

How does she manage to look like Kristen Stewart at times and then other Scarjo?

you are joking right? she is still one the best looking people in the world.

Ugh I can only imagine the fleshlight-fucking troglodyte that posted this. I bet you smell like cheese and sweat despite never leaving your house.

god she is perfect

imagine how superman feels

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literally perfect

>Why pin all that on Brie Larson?

Because she's a horrible cunt which means she was perfectly cast because so is Captain Marvel.

Also, the original female CM was a black woman and I don't see this phony woke SJW poser turning down the role and demanding that a black woman play the part!!!FACT!!!

>am i hyped for fishfag 2
the first one wasnt even that great for a superhero film
i dont think hes that charismatic either to be honest

She could control my semen and stop me from ejaculating mmmm hot

Didn't know that. Why didn't they use Tessa Thompson for it? One less nog forced into a fantasy representation of Nordic mythology, perfect for the role of Captain Marvel (fit, not an atrocious actor) without over-doing the nog-injection (half-cast, exactly the genetic disaster the Jews want in the first place). Plus, she's actually somewhat attractive. Brie Larson is only somewhat attractive because it would be nice to watch her irate feminist face bounce between confusion, anger and joy, wondering why she just let you fuck her face and blow all over it.

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>Why didn't they use Tessa Thompson for it?

She's dogshit ugly. Cast Freema Agyeman and I would have went for it!!!FACT!!!

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look at all that makeup, no thanks

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>>She's dogshit ugly.
>Posts a girl that actually looks like total fucking garbage in every image you search for
Look, black and half-cast women will more or less always look like trannies. That's just the nature of the beast (literally), I guess. The point was that Tessa Thompson is reasonably attractive, had been cast in big-budget things before (even pre-Thor, I think?), and was obviously selected for a medium-sized role in Thor because they thought she was good enough for the Marvel cinematic universe.

So all they had to do after casting, would've been to say "No, you're wasted in Thor, we need to push more radical feminism and race mixing, so what do you say to being Captain Marvel?", launch it after Thor and BAM - Captain Marvel gets an early start, she's shown to be super powerful but then flies off to help space niggers for most of the time. She could've been introduced early in the whole Marvel-thing, and shown up here and there to Superman/Captain Marvel our heroes out of the most difficult situations, like an actual demi-god appearing to solve things (which I guess is what the point of Captain Marvel is, Superman/Kal-El is obviously just how Jews see themselves but let's not get into that). Instead they introduce her a movie before Endgame, where all of the actually interesting to watch characters, except Thor and Chris Pratt who now presumably occupy the same franchise, retires. What a waste.

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This

>The point was that Tessa Thompson is reasonably attractive

I love black women but she's an ugly nigger dyke!!!FACT!!!

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calm down Jason. just grow that beard back and you’ll be fine, don’t worry

you misspelled hot, bruh.

Why do whites make this face?

ahhhh my balls

Empathy.

Back to Arby’s

In terms you might understand: it's somewhat equal niggers breathing "through" their teeth.

Only niggers do that when they don't instantly get what they want. Whites do the face when they know that what they're dealing with is some lame bullshit, that it could be solved much easier, that everyone involved knows this, but that the dumb way has to be followed because "that's the way it is".

In this particular case it might be
>>Jason Memeoa is so ugly
>Yeah, but discussing it doesn't really change the fact that he'll be promoted everywhere for probably decades to come as if we don't think his acting is mediocre at best, because idiots keep going to watch the movies, so while you're right, even stating and agreeing to it is merely a pointless confirmation of facts that we both know are virtually set in stone because at this point the Jewish-owned and run 'entertainment'/actually propaganda machine is in full swing pushing us towards a global Brazil, a market of rootless consumers with no personality beyond their manufactured need for the next product, which of course gets stuffed full of even more propaganda resulting in the further decline of our once great societies, this, my friend, is what you would call the 'Weimar'-era mentality returned, made alive again by the very same plague that then had infected Germany, and unsurprisingly the solution this time is very much the same, a fight for the survival of our people and an end to internationalist elites who try to control all of what we consume in an attempt to bend our very essence, our immutable will to be free, to dictate our own terms and to be rid of these parasites that force race-mixed mongrels for 'stars' down our throats, but as previously stated, even discussing it at this point is almost as pointless as life itself feels in these dark times of degeneracy and suppression of our identity. In short, yes, I agree, but that changes nothing.

Or, for niggers:
"Shieeeet." [breathes through teeth]

It was actually really fucking fun.

they're supposed to be symmetrical anyways you daft fuck

Imagine having to work with a really hot colleague. You may have experienced this already. Now imagine that instead of an unflattering uniform, or suggestive yet ultimately teasing office wear, they are wearing an actual skin-tight catsuit.

Best fucking “villain” in years.

>twinkoid pretends to be a girl
Shocking

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Well fucking said.

>Aquaman 2 scheduled for release in 2022
Why? 4 years is way too long a gap. The cast will be older and interest will be gone

Me on the far left

Agreed. Imaging her edging you for hours and then threatening to say you beat her if you dare to cum without permission.

Exodus is dope. Toxic Waltz is classic amd Impact is Imminent is one of the most underrated masterpieces ever recorded.