Post remake kino

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You first.

i already user
its Jacob's ladder(2019)

>written by a woman
>cast is a bunch of apes
No.

>i already user
nice thread you braindead faggot kys

it was a grammatical error user. No need to be rude.

I am very glad that I didn't even know this movie existed until this thread. Fuck you OP.

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Also popping in to tell OP to kill himself. Glad I’m not the only one. Kill yourself, OP.

haven't seen the original yet to compare but this is pretty good

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Does it have the same ending?
Horrendously retarded
Based

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Underrated kino

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PLEASE BE FAKE

oh no no no no

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Same, I hope that shit bombed hard

It did.

i thought the thread was a joke thread but yeah this movie wasnt that bad

It is a joke.

Did you know John Carpenter’s The Thing is actually a remake?

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So what would happen if I walked underneath Jacob's Ladder? Would I still get the same amount of years bad luck?

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i don't think it even got a wide theatrical release, last i heard it went straight to some obscure cable channel

You dont know about the american remake?

I'm in the mood for some cringe kino, might give this a watch.

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you have to be shitting me

Solid 7/10 movie

Aweful. Aweful. movie.

it had a very limited theatrical release and went straight to Dish Network On Demand before going to regular On Demand services

*awful. And I hope you don't let your hard on for the original get in the way of kino

I genuinely enjoyed this. It felt very surreal, hard to believe it's a "joint". And Sharlto Copley stole the show.

Ayyyy based user. Only me and you enjoyed it then. There's unironically no difference between it and the original

Suspiria

Fuckawful. Even Argento hated it.

Michael Ealy is actually not bad at all, he played an android in that sci-fi show with Karl Urban and he was great.

who cares

Post that one fresh review and the face of its author

Might think about a quick kys

blackgirlnerds.com/the-jacobs-ladder-remake-takes-on-a-twist-compared-to-the-original/

Chinks are stubborn

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Jaimie, come on, its Ok for one of your brotha' movie to be fucking shit. You don't have to make a fool of yourself.

Did anyone else even see this? Solid flick

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Here. Never seen the original but I doubt it can match this. Unfiltered paranoia redpilled thriller kino

Argento is trash and the remake is way, way better than the original. Of course that fuck didn't like it.

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I liked how they didn't even bother to remove the fish eye distortion from the gopro shots Of all movies to remake, why choose this? There is nothing to be improved

I've not seen the remake but the original was fucking terrible. Worst Tark movie by far.

worst tark flick is Stalker for the most part. Solaris is kino

Stalker is good because it diverges significantly from the book. Solaris feels like watching actors reciting a wikipedia plot synopsis even if you haven't read the source material.

Wait, this actually already came out? How well did it do critically and financially?

Read the thread you fucking faggot.

how the heck did they remake JL? seems like the oddest movie to remake.

ive watched it, complete dogshit