ITT: real life kino

ITT: real life kino

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This isn't Yea Forums - Television & Film related you cancerous Yea Forumsedditor laughed out of /p/

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He will be missed

it is, there were threads following the news about it when it was happening.

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In English, doc

cloud chambers are pretty cool

Reminds me of my military days.

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Australia's greatest kino
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bonbi is the max big yikers here chief stop posting it

How the fuck was this allowed on tv?

pretty sure this is just one of those videos of turbulent water that they shooped to be lava-colored.

Weak. The chinese one is way more kino.

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Gotta get ratings somehow

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is it really worse than drinking a cup of butter tho?

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I was like yo we just gave em some help

what the hell is that

More realistic protagonist than most movies.

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southern beverage

GENTLEMEN...THISH ISZH DEMOCRRRACY MANIFESHT

Every time

this was a very cool thread but then it got very dark

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American 'culture'

me coming home after a night of heavy drinking looking for my phone charge cable

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That's real life for ya

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wholesome kino

>wholesome kino
Imagine how many reddit tabs this guy has open

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is dis da power of da norf?

literally me

based

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Notice how an entire community rushes to the scene and the culprit expresses regret and horror?

Notice how you don't ever see any of that in insectoid accident videos?
Big think.

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can someone post the webm of that english pub with the girl dancing, old guy drinking and the midget getting in the fight?

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how many babies were there? three?

the most Alpha thing ever

>V B F U C K I N L O N G N E C K

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CAM ON INGURLAND SCAR SOME FACKIN GULLS
Man I miss world cup Yea Forums. One of these times it's actually going to come home and it will be glorious

That was both kino and wholesome.

Can you explain that as though you were speaking to a retard? Particularly the first part, sounds very interesting. What's the reasoning behind separating quarks from guarks?

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yes

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Whatever helps you sleep at night.

what was his endgame?

music is real life right?
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the detectorlizer lizerizes (makes lizered) the particles so they make cool designs. quarks and guarks are nearly one in the same. one has a plus charge and one has a minus charge. they make math possilbe.

NGUBU TRADED
NORF NO 1
SIMPLE AS

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How many survived?

30 points, fuck yea

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What's going on here?

me on the right

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Woody Woodpecker finally gets fed up with Daffy Duck.

IT DO GO DOWN
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I'm white trash and I'm in trouble

BASED Eric

>the twist ending
>it's not even a twist

Make math possible? Alright, I'm a dipshit user, got any recommended viewing so I can try and understand?

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who was in the wrong here?

Based Kid desu

2 days too late bro

They did nothing wrong, the roid raging felon initiated the confrontation and the jury will agree.

I do not appreciate being bamboozled like that.

What a climactic time to have a fight

I miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe

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fuck dude no... i guess it's just something that came to me one day

Bonbi is unironically a slut. Go ahead and find her "sexy" roleplaying chatlogs with her older boyfriend that she, too, fucked.

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all of them

This was a Yea Forums kino.

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I almost expected a giant rotating fan to start chopping their heads off from above.

Good

our boy kurt had some good taste
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Flying in helicopters shooting these things is the most fun thing I've ever done

How exactly does something like that come to you? I'm one of those faggots that excels in history and english as opposed to math and sciences

you kids are as bad as furries with your drawing your little yellow faggots on everything

kys

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Thanks for the cute animal vid reddit, this really restored my faith in humanity :)

I still laugh at him trying to explain it away by saying he was trying to prove tentacle porn was real in an argument with his kids (!!??!?!??!) but then the comic doesn't even have any tentacle porn so it's so obviously a lie at that.

>you kids are as bad as furries with your drawing your little yellow faggots on everything

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>small island
>small gene pool

feral pigs are both a menace and are pork, kys

I just posted a reaction gif but ok. I mean is it really a surprise that she has sex? You should really try it out some time.

I love chestlet degredation

Cute animal stuff sure is anti-Yea Forums. It's only been around since 2008 or so.
Fuck yourself tourist.

I'm more impressed that he made a sad panda account, he's a secret weeb no doubt

i am too to be honest. in fact im fucking awful at math and science. but in that video? it's the only thing that makes sense

>death penalty

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Dayum natchuh, you scaray!

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Damn richfag tfti

What the fuck?

i assume that's something similar to being shot in the heart? seems like a pretty quick way to go

i dont have links but some dude in chicago was filming a selfie video when he ended up getting shot in a driveby or some shit. that part wasnt kino though. after the shooting it seems like everyone else scattered or something and he had dropped his phone on the sidewalk. for the next few minutes all there was was a clear blue sky and the sound of birds chirping in the distance. it really stuck with me.

>the culprit
in what universe was the driver the 'culprit'

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When you go hunting you aim for the heart with both rifles and arrows. He hit right in the heart and then it bled out.

I can't believe this actually happened

in every universe retard

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>the only thing that makes sense
Shit looks like a futuristic etch-a-sketch, I can't make any sense from that. Do you have the sauce for the original video?

commendable technique

How about the universe where Hit & Run is legal?

what the fucks the point in killing a moose? way too much meat even for a family

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eberytime

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kys attention whore

Notice how the audience is forced to applaud.

Right through the lungs as well.

>what is a freezer
>what is giving meat to your family or community
Don't be an idiot on purpose my friend.

makes sense. im by no means into hunting but that is pretty kino

To share with your niggas

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>enjoy your popcorn flavored butter, femanon!

>faggots with anime avatars using greentext and Yea Forums memes on twitter

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There is illegal content in this thread and the janitor is pretending he doesn't see it
amazing

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you know that guy is just talking nonsense to fuck with you right?

suicide is the only option. for both of them.

I remember how his Twitter "credentials" begin to quickly dwindle as each publication and outlet began to put out statements saying that he no longer worked for them and hadn't in some time. It's sort of an open secret that Kurt has some serious neuroses affecting his mental health and all of his colleagues want to get out of his way to deal with it.

What's gayass George Lucas doing there? drinking a Beer?

Become a janny already you faggot

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>i assume that's something similar to being shot in the heart? seems like a pretty quick way to go
That was the lungs and probably an artery. It's the lungs because he spurts blood out of his mouth like a fountain.

>what the fucks the point in killing a moose? way too much meat even for a family
Hunters constantly have freezers full of meat. You know you're a real hunter when you buy the second freezer.

Ever see Joprah try to give meat away to his guests. That's what it's like.
Now think about how much meat costs at the supermarket. You're instantly rich if you learn to hunt and it isn't some shitty factory farm cow raised on antibiotics and chinese plastic.

like everyone has vertigo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10 second rule

literally nothing illegal has been posted

>fighting during an earthquake

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bet they wont be grindin they feet up in no first world countries no more. wrong. wrong. this muslim we talkin bout

youve never done that you faggot ass ted nugent wannabe

Why are you so hostile fren? I'm simply complimenting the adorable animal vid.
I don't think you really deserve my karma with that attitudr though, very rude :(

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ACTING!

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How can you shoot women and children?

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Reminder this actually fucking happened

Most relatable character.

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the fuck is this shit?

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who is the audience for this shit

there's been a lot of guys. but he's most definitely ours

Yea Forums

NPCs? I mean that unironically. Reaction videos seem like the sort of thing an alien or robot would watch to try and gauge what emotions they would have been experiencing were they human.

AHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO JANNY PLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>hero uses their ultimate attack
>villain doesn't even get a single scratch

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me trying to get my cat to come to bed

+25% immunity damage

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Man I'm retarded and drunk

Their reaction time is fucking insane.

That sounds dark as fuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

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MACE DINDU

Yup. They were re-arrested and bail increased ten-fold as a scare tactic for them to accept a plea bargain.

WTF

>that sudden realization that pepper spray is pretty fucking painful but keeps standing
>proceeds to get horse collared
sorry dude, shouldn't have walked forward

not sure if people who haven't abused stimulants to the point of near death would understand this

shut the fuck up retard

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more like
>bear mace is for pussies
>spray
>holy shit I think I'm going to die
>better pull my pants up as my last act
>oh thank god the cops tackled me instead of collapsing into the fetal position and crying

honestly fuck ladders, i worked in an er for 12 years and i cant tell you how many ladder accidents ive seen

What's your issue? Don't like cute animal vids?
Maybe you should go back to /gif/ and enjoy animal torture smut like we all know you do instead of throwing childish hissyfits.

GET YOUR HANDSH OFF MY PENISH

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the ultimate bong kino

>ocular pat down to determine threat level
based

kino

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Just dont be retarded and make sure its planted safely what the fuck is the problem?

I don't know what he was thinking besides the fact that adrenaline wasn't good enough to deal with getting hot sauce in the eyes.

heh

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That video is a cloud chamber, a relatively simple experiment to visualize the trajectories of particles.

Things that make you go hmmmm

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>neither smashes that faggot's macbook
disappointing

I toppled while on top of a 15ft ladder onto concrete, no idea how I walked away from that one

>/r/eddit

An*lo subhumans...

In 100 years time a similar machine is going to be chopping up Homo Sapienses as lubricant for our robot overlords. And we totally deserve it.

What's the story behind this kino?

you'd be surprised how flimsy a ladder can feel when you're on the top rings, even it feels sturdy when you get higher it gets more top heavy and easier and easier to lose your balance from the slightest sway.

At least that what i was told, ive never fallen off a ladder

Who was in the wrong here?

There's a few on the left that get smashed =(

niggers

lmao

kek'd

Story as old as time. A white man having to clean up after a nigger.

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they are fucking smart too holy crap, watching it on youtube... they scout the field before with 2-3 small ones.

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the black girl just wanted a friendly chest bump :c

the whiteboi is portraying the "jannies"
the two sassy based black wimmenz symbolize shitpoasters

what do people have against monkeys?

seriously theres like tonnes of videos on youtube of monkeys getting hurt and they all have like 3 million views

>facesitting
>impregnation/pregnant
>sweating

kino taste

lmao

You didn't even know him and if you did before he died, you wouldn't have cared about him. He was just another nobody.

Literally wife material holy shit

Shit like this basically proves Creatonism and disproves the "Theory of Evolution". God is great.

It's not quite as bad as it appears. The nigresses were protesting. Sperg came by to clean up, they wanted a disruption to out it goes, his autism kicks in, and now you have an intractable situation

Pigs are generally smarter than cats and dogs and have a good EQ too, so they tend to be very emotional.

I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS TOUGHER THAN YOU

have more beekino

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bump

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“The acts of white boy that is seen in the circulating video were never as a result of being forced to pick up the dirt as some speculate, but were rather motivated by his passion to silence the voices of poor black parents trying to express their frustration,” EFF UFS student command chairperson Siphokazi Tyida and secretary Jerry Thoka said in a joint statement on Tuesday.

“What the white boy did was an attempt to normalise the state at the Thakaneng bridge and silence the protestors, deeming the black protestors as stupid and worthless to impress the white cabal that continuously engage in racist mechanism to silence black workers and students.”

tiny slurps

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If it wasn't the hunter giving it the luxury of dying quickly alone in an empty field, it would have been eaten alive by coyotes or worse.
If you think about it, a hunter shooting you with a broadhead is probably the best way for a moose or deer to die.

How so? Because it doesn't fit your tiny uneducated perspective of how the world works? I'm sorry to say, but just because you find something hard to believe, doesn't mean that it's supernatural. You are an extremely insignificant point in the universe, and your opinion of it even less so.

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>supernatural
God isn't supernatural, he is as natural as it gets my man.

The full video is pretty damn metal the bees way of killing the hornets was to swarm the hornets and heat up their insides so they basically cook the hornets.

water doesn't fucking clump up like that and would mist onto the surroundings

Lmao. That twist

I watch music reaction videos to gauge the average reaction to different genres of music.
I'm trying to record an ep and release it on bandcamp and viraly market it so it's useful to see what affects people and what doesn't

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what are you talking about ted nugent was a draft dodger.

get your insults right zoomer

LMAO dumb fucking cac

So small but so strong an honorable D:
Bees are amazing.

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*funky town begins playing in background*

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this looks like the rancor scene in RotJ

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>that spin kick

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Buddy, do not engage retards, it's fruitless.

>tfw

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>littering is a part of protesting
To niggers maybe

I watched this live with a bears fan and I honestly have never felt such secondhand disappointment before. This was insane. The first one being good and then called back with a timeout was just the icing on the cake.

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If you jaywalk you get drawn by chalk
humans that think it's a good idea to walk in front of 3,000 lb hunks of rapidly moving steel deserve to get hit

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chestlets deserve to be bullied in to submission.

Seems the jannies are asleep, so I'll just leave this here. So it's brazen wanton animal cruelty LOOOOL. Go ahead. Report me. Nothing will happen.

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fuckin hell she really suckin it good

based Joprah poster

it was in the related videos
youtube.com/watch?v=nq6-TIhjXok

Find some material that isnt years old

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>fedora tipper
Atheism is a telltale sign of a midwit.

check this out

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There's always SOMEbody who hasn't seen it.

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perfect editing, had a top tier laugh

>so scared of someone not buying his (((government))) mandated textbooks that he flips the fuck out and resorts to petty name calling
Biggest fag in this thread, desu.

he died

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Kurt on Tucker Carlson was hilarious. Tucker was just cackling at him the whole time.

that makes it even better thanks

spoiler this shit dude

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>oh man there's a man on fire in my way
>better give him a generous foot of berth as I drive past

Did he turn them in to lampshades afterwards?

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the Virgin dog cunt vs the Chad fucken fairdinkum fucken full grown aussie

that dolphin is imagining the smell

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That's one goofy motherfucker lmao

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a dolphin of culture I see

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the dolphine has erect penis

Happens all the time. Kicker makes it first time, SIKE, TIMEOUT FUCKER, second attempt, miss. All the damn time.

>* glass shatters *

ayylmao

JESUS CHRIST NO

the fuck is this?

>the guy filming with a fucking laptop

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KANEDA, WHAT DO YOU SEE

>character select screen

Spooky night drives along seemingly abandoned roads are always great. Not even yuppies can ruin them

they're out on bail and will likely skate at trial

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these are really cool irl. might get one in my house later

Imagine being an aids farmer

Based

Monkeys are horrible, obnoxious creatures. I want to crack the skull of every single one.

What was the deal with these guys again? They shot a dude in their alley right?

rare footage of a janny hard at work

I really want to fuck whatever that is at the start

>youtube.com/watch?v=5wtCLaLzxAU

based as fucked

what am i looking at?

based good natured fun

90% of those views are poos. west thinks monkeys are cool. but poos live with them so they are like rats to them

If only all brown people were a good as this one

Damn that dog looked really fucked up

Feel bad for the dude's family but everybody there was a fucking retarded redneck with no idea how to de escalate situations like this. Somebody died over a bunch of garbage

pretty sure you're a retarded american faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=68Ix3YIhmlI

>american
RENT FREE

>anime fan is retarded

lol every time

that clumsiness is as cute as is hilarious