I want...five dollars

i want...five dollars

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How bout a buck-o-five?

I want... an n-word pass a month for the rest of my life

you wouldn’t kill me over five dollars...you wouldn’t dare

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I want a rocketship

Five million babies, for the rest of my life

Hmmm. No

What would you do if you were in his position?

10 million for the rest of his life isn't even a lot of money for Bruce Wayne, surely.

small loan of a million dollars

When people extort for money, they will keep upping it because they can get away with it

Go ahead with the blackmail because theres no downside. Whats batman gonna do? Whack you? Lol come on.

Give me one thousand dollars.

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>goes to prison

I want...a big titty goth gf

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I want...a chihuahua .

>turn in Bruce Wayne for being a vigilante

He breaks the law, you break the law.

>let me get this straight. you want a free bucket of large popcorn every month?

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>You think your boss, Bruce Wayne, is actually Batman, and you have evidence using company files only available to a handful of individuals, and since Batman doesn't kill you can blackmail him without fear of him murdering you? That's actually a pretty smart move.

How about two fifty?

>I want to say the n-word for the rest of my life
It was a different time

Wayne is Batman?! I thought you were just supplying Batman

Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful kinoplex managers in the world, is secretly a popcorn lord, who spends his nights beating lazy popcorn miners to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

>I want free sucks and fucks from chuck for the rest of my life

I like this meme op

>I want... dubs on all my posts for the rest of my life

What did he mean by this?

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Would've been kino if it was

I want... 3 months of Netflix

I want..
ten lords a leaping
nine ladies waiting
eight maids a milking
seven swans a swimming
six geese a laying
five golden rings
four calling birds
three french hens
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree
...for life.

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I want... a nickel for my grandma

This line never made sense. Still kino

Freedom costs a buck o five...

Kek I read that in Rust’s voice.

>says he wants a big tiddy goth girl
>posts a big tiddy snarky hipster girl wearing black

>this line never made sense
it's nolan's self insert smugness coming through in the form of expository dialogue
>still kino
no it isn't

the joke is that you think he'll say bat

Wait what the fuck Morgan Freeman was in American Psycho?

I want... the sloppy seconds of all of those super models Mr. Wayne bangs and ditches

I want...the Epstein package

lol. good one user-kun

Batman buys a pet tortoise.
btw it's not five. It's ten

GASOLINE

*boom*
pretty woman, walking down the street pretty woman

Surely he was subverting the fact that bats use sonar and is instead trying to reference the Batman 66 movie submarine .

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I want every dollar we have to fire on that man.

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Kek

Based I want poster

Based

Someone get this hothead out of here

How did no one before him figure out that Wayne might be supplying Batman? The Tumbler isn't some sort of unique vehicle, it was a rejected military design, so definitely the Department of Defense would know about it, to which an inquiry can be made by FBI or others investigating into Batman. Going by the design of the Bat in TDKR, it seems most Wayne Enterprises vehicles follow the same pattern too, so again, how wasn't a connection already made?

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Why would the military care? Batman is relatively small time in a universe where big time heroes exist. He's not doing anything to harm them, arguably cleaning up criminals is a boon for everyone.

STUPIDA FUCKIN BATMAN

They don't have to, but I'm pretty sure a guy in a bat suit single-handedly lowering Gotham's crime-rate would raise a lot of interest from the government, especially considering he's driving around one of America's largest cities with a military-grade tank. An investigation is surely something they'd do, even if the goal isn't to arrest nor stop him.

only batman and his foils exists in the nolanverse

Call lucius the n word and run away

Ask to be involved. Just knowing what he knows gets a free pass for whatever position, company paid training, and free access to the R&D department if I play ball and help the Bat. Plus I get to feel like I'm doing good deeds until I've made enough money to retire early and go fuck around with hobbies and shit.

He was smart for figuring it out but a dumb fuck for being greedy about it.