OH NO NO NO NO NO

bruh that's so
>Kwai

Being a social media normie drone requires no more intelligence than a monkey's. The aggregate IQ of our species is going down. No more flying cars for us.

the new Dunston Checks In looks kind of fucked up anons

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what is he listening too?

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Powers that be brainwash people to believe animals are below us in world perception to make it easier to kill and eat them.

Is this 1920s slapstick kino?

primate kino thread?
youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

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lmao

Vaporware

Fuxk ne that's cute

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Crossroads - bone thugs & harmony

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Arctic Monkies

this is a blessed thread

did he died?

When he's passed out and the guy is trying to pass the blunt is footage of me from a few years ago, dunno how that got in there

Fuck bros, i want a monkey/ape friend

dis little nigga is fucked up

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

Are you watching a smart ape or are you just a pacified human

What the fuck?

This is why blacks have never built a civilization.

JAMIE PULL THAT SHIT UP

based and bonepilled
>SO TELL ME WATCHA GONNA DO

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PETA please.

god i wish /an/ wasnt so dead

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Just don't get too close or it will rip your face off

why do gorilla so fat???

that looks like so much fun. humans made a very bad mistake leaving the trees

Typical_Instathot_Paypig.gif

i think that's a gibbon

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I'm a talking dog

there are a lot in detroit
they are kinda hostile though

imagine the smell

beta gorillas develop enormous beer bellies. s'truth

based

tell me if i should stop posting apekino anons

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that little stretch of the fingers before he goes in gets me everytime

He’s stylin on them

I declare the entity of hominidae entirely based and confirmed unshackled madmen

chloe on the right, Yea Forums on the left

That's not a slight poke in the butt. That's a whole fisting

gorillaz or the monkees, obvioulsy

What was his problem?

how is there an apekino thread and this hasnt been posted yet

youtu.be/xKUcR8FN_9k

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How hard would it be to obtain a monkey butler companion in a little tuxedo?

based monkey

i thought this was gonna be a gore thread

Keep it coming

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To be fair you have to have an extremely IQ to post on Yea Forums

Are the any Apu gets raped by a monkey edits?

chimps are evil get a monkey

you got it user

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>janny reminds frogposter who's in charge

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all that monkey does is swing on trees, have sex, and eat
youre posting memes
his life is better

an extremely what IQ?

He's a big guy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Apes don't deserve to be made into pets they're wild animals and always will be, call me soi don't give a shit

>youtu.be/F48ZiAHMxtk

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Just an extremely IQ. No more, no less.

for me

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great thread

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You should not

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based

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>Apes don't deserve to be made into pets they're wild animals and always will be, call me soi don't give a shit

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Well I've never seen a monkey scroll on Yea Forums like on Instagram so it must be harder. Check mate monkey normie apologist.

I can see hear quipping while doing this

Frogposters btfo

I love how they always look bored and don't give a shit until the magic happens.

But I'm not a goddamn monkey

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Dance soiposter, dance

>spiderman movie

we're not going to talk about judy

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>fluttering her eyebrows at him
B..bros??

youtube.com/watch?v=aRHqs8SffDo

Whose judy?

Holy shit apes are so fucking based

lil man should have gone full travis on his ass and taken his face
why would you attack an animal like that

>it's a living

youtu.be/B4DqndJVlKg

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>Japan has diversity now
NOOOOOOO!!!

is there a significance to the deck opening?

Brazilian soccer?

>Ape with AK47
I see at least 5 of them in the video though

Unironically what did lynch mean by this? Did jeffries become a monkey after disappearing in Argentina?

>5 apes with aks

>i'm the captain now

Yeah, this is why sending aid to Africa won't help. Can't fix IQ.

I know gibbons are considered apes, but they're just glorified monkeys.

Fuck I'm kekking hard

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Nice

Literally me messing with my cat.

>the kids not understanding what is going on so they just giggle thinking the frog and the monkey are just playing

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youtube.com/watch?v=whhAg6bA3_o

my iq is so huge, when i read this my brain inserted the 'low'

This is like trying to talk to a black dude about anything substantial, but then you bring up some rapper or Black Panther.

I'm sure you could teach a monkey to pound out "based", "sneed", and "kek"

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youtu.be/51NAFhGDIYw

ohhhhh man holy shit lol

what a jerk

i always found it hilarious how all apes do that look away fake out thing before they do something like that

they're lucky it didn't rob them for their stuff

Servants, as they should be

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Imagine how much torture they had to put those monkeys through to pull of this simple gag

He's like one of those animatronics at amusement parks that splashes you with water. Just trying to entertain.

People still post shitty Sam Hyde memes in 2019? wasn't he exposed as a pedo and scammer or something

now look up vids of blacks sucker punching people

Math rock

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youtu.be/xtLZd84efN8

Anyone like chimp horror kino?

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kek get fucked grandma

This has been around for ever.

HAHAHAHAHA

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I can't breathe holy shit lmao

>the way he gets the lil chimp outta his way

mfw

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>Lands right on her face

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headshot

Didn't Koko the gorilla have a significantly higher iq than the average African?

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kek there's no way monkey coul be thet based

God I hate women

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Being a scamming pedo is tame compared to all the schools he shot up.

Average American too. Interesting.

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Ive noticed blacks doing that too. Hmmm...

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this is animal cruelty

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losing my shit in this thread

til they bite your fingers off and rip your face up lmao

This lady's body is ROCKING.

Not the average African citizen, the average African tribal.

more apt at using a phone than most boomers

WHAT THE FUCK

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This is a Planet of the Apes commercial.

YEET

This is weirdly poetic, because white women adopted that monkey shit from black "culture."

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Chimps: chaotic evil
Bonobos: chaotic good

>feigns indifference and doesn't make eye contact

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no, its actually probably making the ape more self-conscious and actually helping it to evolve quicker.

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>tfw didn't realize how many monkey/ape etc webms i had
damn i prob have autism

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Sheeit it be like dat

Surprised it took this long

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do you seriously think someone being a pedo would prevent them from being a meme on this board

id rather be chilling with ahmeds getting high and eating cheetos than fucking around in the jungle and getting eaten by a leopard or poached by ngubu

Yeah, this reminds me of a certain race.

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all women are whores

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fucking amazing. just bros hanging out

what a revolting whore

vocaroo.com/i/s0Mx5IjLJOtn

>Bitch my kids are here!

youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8
ape kino of the highest calibre

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what the fuck is wrong with white women

Fucking around in a jungle is their nature, faggot, everything dies

monkeys shouldn't be domesticated
they don't know any better

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>you now realize why they call their dogs "members of the family"

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>he licks it first

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>it got grandma

every animal seeks comfort and security let the monkey toke

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Yeah that's what essentially happened to Detroit and Baltimore

>NO NO NO NO NO WHERE'S THE ZOOKEEPERS

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Flawless Win.

LOL EPIC FACEBOOK THREAD!!!

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has anyone ever put a canada goose and wolverine together?

SEETHING

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That look he gives the camera at the end. Reminds me of Divine in Pink Flamingos.

King Kong vs Godzilla in 8 seconds.

Become a janny, dilate and then kill yourself

if it didn't fuck Allinity in he ass when it was a cat, why would this guy be in trouble?

Orangutans are the most intelligent animals besides humans, after all.

Academy Award for best acting

Jesus fucking christ.

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This is great with sound.

riiiight

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test

Probing it to make sure it'll work like he thinks

bros...

OH NO NO NO NO UH HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA

KEK!!!!!!! I fucking dying right now!!!!!!!

That's Elizabeth Shue, from Adventures in Babysitting.

What a fucking animal

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Bitch when's the last time you've been that pleased with yourself?

Shutup hens

What's going on here?

Boy his friend with the camera is a useless fucking asshole.

youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4

lube

>Imma hitya with this rock nigga
>sheet nigga you aint gonna du nuthin with that ro-

>(You)
>(You)
> OH NO NO NO NO UH HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA

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Intelligence=deviancy. Pissing in one's own mouth is a 400 IQ move.

Gorillas also fight for fun though.

Chad goose vs virgin gorilla

>Yea Forums moderators: for when the job doesn't actually need to be done.

>cat

>No no no no no no no no
>Where's the zookeeper?
>I knew this was coming

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at least he did foreplay

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121408308
soijack fags should be shot, preferably by a nigger

>

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WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE
yuki.la/v/477198506#477201341
HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHA

This is the my all time favorite webm.

>my iq: EXTREME

Nah he's definitely lubing it up

mods enforcing the rules = shit threads
based threads like this are a rarity

>movies women will never understand

I feel proud to be related to such fine gentlemen

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This.

>Idc if my salary was a million a week, I’m not getting played like an accordion bruh.

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delet this.

are you american? pretty sure you can get one for free.

>white people

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>121408308
>soijack fags should be shot, preferably by a nigger

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based and apepilled

underrated

Based

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badass

hol up, monkey lightin up?

he do look kinda fresh tho

What, you don't like vore in RL? Hate to break it to you, but it goes on every day.

when i woke up i had a stomach ache and it went away but my body has been aching all day

kek i like this one

121408559
kill yourself

nonononooonono

Needs Benny Hill theme.

go to the hospital

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

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Whats wrong with your replies?

>soijack fags should be shot, preferably by a nigger

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based

That's racist

SENNEN GOROSHI

Blessed thread if ive ever seen one

why can't niggers be this cute/based?

He's from plebbit. Thinks (you)s matter, like an upvote. There's no system like that here you faggot plebbiteers.

goddamn how big is its stomach

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THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU BOY
BUT YOU'RE STILL THE SAME

121408711
lmao nice false flag tranny

Orangutans are so cute bros

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Smoking Sexy Style

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Best thread ive seen on Yea Forums in a while

BLACKED

121408711
not from reddit, been here since 2014

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youtube.com/watch?v=hpevyPrwIio

What kind of ape is this?

>Be me
>Have super rich uncle
>He bought a stupid fucking spider monkey for a pet
>It bit him on his hand once
>Got a flesh eating bacterial infection
>Had to amputate his arm from the elbow down

Don't fraternize with these foul creatures, we conquered them and left them behind for a reason.

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They lack the intelligence of apes.

their hands are tied in place

Haha wow

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Shit

Animal kino?

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literally me

>that girl in the orange about to laugh her ass off

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They were throwing things at him.

gibbon

>2014
2 years after reddit invaded huh? You were late to the party

Seethe

Racemixing whore deserves it

holy based

N

Its funny how alike they are too us, these are just two friends hanging out goofing around

Go extinct.

What keeps a monkeybro from snapping and slitting your throat with a knife from the kitchen in the middle of the night?

SAMIR YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME
TRIPLE CAUTION
PLEASE LISTEN TO THE CALLS

121409048
2014 is oldfag status, probably longer than your tranny ass

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Nothing, they'll use their teeth

Hopes for future King Kong movies?

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RAPECAVE'D

fucking christ
imagine running into one of these things in the jungle
youd be so fucked and thered be nothing you could do about it

newfag

Why can’t you reply right. Am i drunk?