So user, what is your favorite kino?
So user, what is your favorite kino?
The kinoest
Season 11 Episode 5 of The Simpsons
I don’t watch movies
based
The one we're about to make in my bedroom, babe.
baseed
basedd
Holy Trinity for me is Barry Lyndon, Sideways and Disney’s Pinocch-...hey where are you going?
Do dates really work like this?
>Aндpeй Pyблёв 1966
Normal dates? I don't know. I only participate in sex dates
Yeah, but they involve less Sneedposters replying to themselves
Female Timothée Chalamet
No, you'll never have a woman ask you a question on a date unless they're over 35. They just tlak about themselves, all you do is chip in every now and then to get them to keep talking so they release their endorphins confident that you're having a good time, they will too. Doesn't matter if you do or don't. Also, you have to be attractive.
Sort of, yes
imagine being on a coffee date with her
Then how do you proceed after an hour or so? Just say you had a nice time and will call her sometime?
>I want to ________ your eyebrows.
Pluck?
Have you ever sneed posted on a date?
Tommy Boy
imagine the smell
The Thing
dicks and weed?
Riley is CUTE!
Too many to list. Your elbows are extremely boney...I'm going to lick them later.
kiss her face
suck
>kiss her feet
FTFY
DA JOKER, BABY!
U LIKE BADBOYS? YEAH YOU DO DON'T BE SHY
Yes, single women regularly ask about your tastes in film and use the word “kino” to describe good movies. I’m 6’5” and I date a lot.
gib feet
Blessed dubs
The Passion of the Christ. No, you're not allowed to see it. The Bible is not meant for women who are, as God intended, lesser than men and wholly undeserving of rights.
>an hour
lol
Women talk for HOURS, I was with one girl and we went from 3.30PM until 1115 and she had a really good time. She even bought most of her own drinks.
the notebook
The one where I cum buckets inside you
this is the most based post I've read today.
Drive
George of the Jungle 2