Villains have pitbulls that they use to intimidate the MC

>he just wants their attention
Yeah man he just wants to show them who's the alpha of that yard, and if they don't respect his authority they're going to get nipped.

Nah he's a good boy, he'd never hurt anyone. He's bit me a few times, sure, but that was when he was a puppy and didn't know any better

>implying pitbulls dying is a bad thing

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Why does 13% of the dog population commit over 50% of attacks?

>The chad pitbull vs the beta mailman

>Most of the time they are german shepherds

What the hell happened to Dobermans? That was an intimidating dog.

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its more like 9% of the dog population for 60% of all dog related deaths, labs have more total bites
every yearbut they rarely result in something you have to call the hospital or the police for, and its only because there are more labs in the US

the pit bull breed make up only 13 percent of the dog population, yet are responsible for over 50% of all bites and maulings. why is no one talking about this?

You wouldn't do shit to my dog, you punk bitch motherfucker. Scared of a friendly dog huh cuckboi?

you do know delivery companies are allowed to sue you for that right? one of their employees is quite within their rights to kill your dog and you wont be able to do anything about it.

What exactly is the point of these threads and why does /pol/ have such a vendetta against pitbulls?

youtube.com/watch?v=-Ei9A6F-No0

Pit bulls are monsters not suitable as pets and should not be bred ever

This is what niggers actually believe

only good shitbul is a dead one

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>He a good boy he dindu nuffin
nigger

>bites the tit that feeds

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based

One dog on a leash as the law requires one CLEARLY NOT. I think we all know who's at fault here.

does anyone have the video where the 3 pits are mauling some black guys dog while he desperately tries to save it, then the based cops show up and execute the monsters

Do you have the one where a pit mauls a smaller dog to death in a park in front of like dozens of people

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I think I can find one where a pitbull mauls a guy in the middle of a crowded street, 50+ people, but it may be tough to find

Look at this dog he just gives off this wibe "Yep im ready to knot some white girl"

>does anyone have
>Do you have
Thread's over.

Fuck you and your goddamn mutt you half sissy reprobate.

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"my bad"

this is 4u
youtube.com/watch?v=ZfM6PlXYacQ

oh that’s a heckin gud floofer pooper *boop boop* doggo woof snoop bloop please fuck my wife

Whatever happened to Rottweilers?

>The Virgin Pitbull
>The Chad Mastiff

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Excellent bait.

Say that to my dogs face and not online and watch what the fuck happens

pitbulls are the niggest dog their is and only trash "people" like them

fuck you faggot. a pitbull charged at me one time and i had to pepper spray it and i fell down.

enjoy never getting your mail again stupid nigger.

t.mailfag

But but but he was just playing around, maybe the other dog shouldn't have been such a pussy.

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twitter.com/fox32news/status/862434086626803716?lang=en
youtube video got taken down so heres a shortened censored version

>Actually trying o spin being a little bitch into a masculine act
The absolute state

aha you deliver mail for a living, I'll get my mail and if you refuse to deliver to my house I'll file a complaint and get your dumb ass fired

youtube.com/watch?v=-yD12fnQ19Q
this isnt the one I was thinking of but it works

I'd say it to your pussy ass face while you begged me not to put another hole in it after I shot your fucking mutt, zoomer.

that wont work

I'm watching Don't Breathe right now. They used a rottweiler

Hard to find because there are so many videos like that?

they took down the website too

Too risky to have a Pittbull on set. This isn't a joke by the way.

because the news doesnt report on the majority of attacks and videos on youtube only stay up for a couple days, the videos may not even exist anymore

underrated

As long as we agree that pits are bigger dogs that constantly start problems.

John Wick seemed to manage just fine?

It plays up to retards who are afraid of dogs.

Why do you and the rest of the board hate pit bulls so much? What brought this on?

You're not being clever and being retarded is detracting from your actual message.

>thread full of references to how they maul people and other animals
>muh nanny dogs!
You people are such fucking imbeciles.

>seemed to
Key words.

The budget allowed for a trained pit and they most likely had a tranquilizer on set at all times.

the unecessary death of children, adults, and other dogs at an extremely high rate in proportion to their overall population

Americans are retarded

he was saying pitbulls are niggers, how hard is it to get?

Why do you think he didn't get it?

Muslims don't like dogs.

Pitbulls
*bites hamburger*
are the niggers
*gets shot by toddler*
of dogs
*ding dong*
How can I help yo-
*we got an anonymous tip that you are collecting rainwater in this premises*
But officer I'm not
*SUBJECT IS RESISTING ARREST OPEN FIRE*

I support the systematic execution of ALL pitbulls in the United States of America without exceptions.

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>pitbulls LITERALLY can NOT be stopped once they start mauling whatever they want
>only way to stop them is to kill them
>"What the fuck, why do you hate them so much?"

I really can't wait for your pitbull to brutally murder you in your own home as you beg him to stop

>literally skin all shitbulls alive, fuck them
>NOOO DON'T TAKE AWWAY MUH GUNS
What did Amrimutts mean by this?

Did someone say something about guns, or are you having a stroke?

This my very well be the single most incoherently retarded post on this board.

You are the very reason underagefags need to be banned.

Some people are unbelievably easily manipulated by the media. Look at all the nancies currently soiling themselves over rifles.

Pretty much any large dog is like that, retard.

>12 out of 5,000,000
>extremely high rate
You understand that you literally have a mental illness right?

Dobermans are usually "villain" dogs though.

>Pretty much any large dog is like that, retard

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>mutt posts the fiftieth off topic pit bull thread today that outright warrants a ban as per the rules
>REE FUCK OFF UNDERAGEB& I DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE REASONS

I did get it you fucking mongoloid. You're so goddamned stupid it's unironically making me less racist.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States
cntrl F pitbull

imagine being so much of a pussy you're scared of a dog lmao

All these limped dicked nu-males itt scared of pitbulls. Pathetic. Get vasectomies immediately.

>gun decides it wants blood and becomes an unstoppable killing machine on its own

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>I just repeated what he said with a wojak, I win

retard

>wikipedia
>literally references dogsbite.org

>being scared of something that can kill you any moment
yeah man, totally retarded

I forgot, how many schools shootings have there been this year compared to fatal pitbull attacks?

>posts like a retard and is underage
>"Nooo please don't ban me, I know I'm underage but you should ban op instead!!!"
Yeah no, reported.

Someone post the pitbull eating the dude's balls while he's still alive so this guy can shut up

There are hardly any of either. You're both worthless faggots.

I just repeated what he said with a wojak, I win

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About 20 fatal pitbull attacks and about 20 school shootings

based that guy
I was coming to post this anyway don't think it's about you youtube.com/watch?v=zWZbpgghp8A

September 2019, Placer County, CA
Baby John Doe, 1
Fatal pit bull attack

August 2019, Knox County, TN
Adrieanna O'Shea, 19
Fatal pack attack involving pit bull(s)

August 2019, Wayne County, MI
Emma Hernandez, 9
Fatal pit bull attack

August 2019, Dallas County, TX
Nelson Cabrera, 16
Fatal pit bull attack

July 2019, Shelby County, TN
Mario Moore, 40
Fatal pack attack involving pit bull(s)

July 2019, Fayette County, PA
Homer Utterback, 52
Fatal pit bull attack

July 2019, Highlands County, FL
Melvin Olds Jr., 45
Fatal pack attack involving pit bull(s)

June 2019, Marshall County, KY
Brian "Scott" Butler, 46
Fatal pit bull attack

June 2019, Stanislaus County, CA
Nicholas Farris, 2
Fatal pit bull-mix attack

June 2019, Kern County, CA
Crystal Pearigen, 36
Fatal dog attack involving pit bull(s)

May 2019, St. Lucie County, FL
Christine Liquori, 52
Fatal pit bull attack

May 2019, Jefferson County, KY
Isaiah Geiling, 2
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2019, Dallas County, TX
Johana Villafane, 33
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2019, Alachua County, FL
Tanner Kinnamon, 2
Fatal dog attack involving pit bull(s)

March 2019, Rowan County, NC
Jacari Long, < 1
Fatal pit bull attack

February 2019, Lubbock County, TX
Johnnie Garner, 88
Fatal pit bull attack

February 2019, Riverside County, CA
Angela Johnson, 54
Fatal pit bull attack

February 2019, Todd County, KY
Ashton McGhee, 1
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2019, Potter County, TX
Ed Stanley, 85
Fatal dog attack involving pit bull(s)

January 2019, San Bernardino County, CA
Lana Bergman, 70
Fatal pit bull attack

So, when's the gender reassignment surgery anons?

remember, a pitbull is a piece of shit breed that should all be destroyed

dangerous dogs

nuke them all

that is

all

I didn't know so many retarded savage niggers browsed Yea Forums.

cringe

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>posts offtopic thread
>announces report
no user, you are the underage

Why do (((they))) hate America's dog so much?

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>lets see how hungry a loyal dog really is

In the UK, it’s against the law to own certain types of dog. These are the:

Pit Bull Terrier
Japanese Tosa
Dogo Argentino
Fila Brasileiro

It’s also against the law to:

sell a banned dog
abandon a banned dog
give away a banned dog
breed from a banned dog
Whether your dog is a banned type depends on what it looks like, rather than its breed or name.

If you have a banned dog, the police or local dog warden can take it away and keep it, even if:

it is not acting dangerously
there has not been a complaint
The police may need permission from a court to do this.

If your dog is in:

a public place, the police do not need a warrant
a private place, the police must get a warrant
a private place and the police have a warrant for something else (like a drugs search), they can seize your dog

A police or council dog expert will judge what type of dog you have and whether it is (or could be) a danger to the public. Your dog will then either be:

released
kept in kennels while the police (or council) apply to a court

You’re not allowed to visit your dog while you wait for the court decision.

Index of Exempted Dogs (IED)
If your dog is banned but the court thinks it’s not a danger to the public, it may put it on the IED and let you keep it.

You’ll be given a Certificate of Exemption. This is valid for the life of the dog.

Your dog must be:

neutered
microchipped
kept on a lead and muzzled at all times when in public
kept in a secure place so it cannot escape
As the owner, you must:

take out insurance against your dog injuring other people
be aged over 16
show the Certificate of Exemption when asked by a police officer or council dog warden, either at the time or within 5 days
let the IED know if you change address, or your dog dies

>no u
I'm not even OP, enjoy the ban underagefag

Even though I know bulldogs have breathing problems from being overbred and a myriad of genetic issues I still think they're adorable and would adopt one if I got the chance. Unfortunately, 90% of the dogs at my no-kill shelter are pits or labs that people just abandoned

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>bulldogs have breathing problems
why don't they just give all those dogs holes in their necks so they can breathe easy?

>not afraid of any of them
>too scared to take a side

hue

A-aj?

I wholeheartedly agree.

All pitbulls need holes in their necks

Why are there so many pitbull-loving niggers on Yea Forums?

Pls tell me more lawyer user

t. Mailman

no such thing as a bad dog user

except poodles fucking assholes they love to act like they don't eat shit but they eat shit too. I've seent it.

Maybe they're not as retarded and easily swayed by scare mongering as you.

Nigger loving commie shills out in force tonight.

I watch a fair amount of vet shows and it seems like every second case on them is clearing bulldog's (or similar breed's) airways through nasal or throat surgery, or just repairing the damage of a designer breed in general. Really quite foul what we've done to dogs honestly and at least the UK in general seems to realise this with bulldogs.
Americans on the other hand will ensure shit like the toadlines is still common practice; literal subhumans.

Ironic coming from someone whose entire fear is built on "statistics" compiled by one retarded liberal on the internet who is afraid of dogs.

When did the majority of posters become senile old men telling kids to get off his lawn?

Mailmen are basically jannies

If you think I'm a curmudgeon you should see my neighbor. Crazy fuck has motion sensors and flood lights rigged up to his house and if you even drive by his house on the way out of the neighborhood it starts beeping loud as fuck and the floodlights come on

if it's not SMASHED and SLAMMED, it's shit

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Ahh. The burbs.

That explains a lot.

Worse than city folk in a lot of ways.

>Spay/Neuter: No
Why? Why on God's green earth would they do that?

Yes, a grown man shitting himself in terror over a dog is pretty fucking cringe.

> In Australia, more than 8 in 10 Shar-Peis require surgery to correct eye problems,[14] contributing to them being the most expensive breed to insure.[15]
>More than 80 fucking percent of a breed of dog needs surgery to fix health problems
Why did we irreparably fuck up an animal that has been with us since the dawn of civilisation?
>OOOHHH IT'S SO CUTE WITH ITS ROLLY FACE OMG LE PUGS WEARING SILLY OUTFITS SO CUUUUUUUUTE WHO CARES IF THEIR EYES FALL OUT OR THEY HAVE BREATHING PROBLEMS
Oh yeah that's right, women.

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>My female dog is in the same category as these fuckers
>When you look at the description, it's not because they're dangerous to their family or anything, but because they have so much balls that they never refuse a challenge from another dog and will fight it to death
Duh.

>villain has cats to intimidate protag

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Based cato

>You're not being clever
implying i'm trying
>detracting from your actual message.
implying i have an actual message
why don't you cool it, you hot head

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I really hate retards.

SMASHED & SLAMPILLED

>Same category
Is she a Staffordshire terrier?
Yeah it's a constant battle to ensure that mine aren't around other dogs because the oldest one hates other dogs that much and has taught the younger one as such. They won't literally fight them to the death as such but we really have to be on the lookout every time we let them off for a run because they will just go other dogs even though she's nearly 12. Doesn't help that she was nearly mauled by a big black dog (might have been a lab) when she was a puppy herself so I think that might have had something to do with it. Meanwhile I've let little kids run around with her and she absolutely loves them because they unlike the Yea Forums and /pol/ shitposting about pitbulls they were literally bred to be nanny dogs.

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I live in a suburban area in Australia in a unit and there's something that has burrowed under our deck with the hole periodically getting bigger which has absolutely spooked my cat. My mum thinks it's probably a fox but I just don't see how it could and there aren't any other real openings because we're in between a fair few other houses. He seems to have calmed down since we blocked it off which seems to strengthen her suspicion.

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Not all heroes wear capes.

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Just last year 300 assault rifles suddenly snapped and mauled over 27,000 schools across the country until they were put down by Walmart

>protecting women, children, and the elderly from monsters make you a nu-male

>A dog is a monster
How do you even get out of bed in the morning without having a nervous breakdown, I'm genuinely curious.

the chad lets them die and films it for his internet show

Never forget we're responsible for this abomination.

Being afraid of dogs for no reason certainly does.

I don't see any of that here. I see a bunch of incels on an anonymous imageboard calling a specific breed of dog a nigger just for existing and calling for them to be skinned alive.

Doing that to their ears became less acceptable and they just look cuddly without it.

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Fuck me I still remember when some pet shows didn't outright condemn tail docking for fuck sake. I still see it from time to time.

fuck off niggerdog apologist

You have to be 18 to post here.

I hope your psycho mutt gets put down

oh fug my brothers Staffordshire was exactly like this until he got her spayed

youtube.com/watch?v=T_SAITfZE2M

kys subhuman

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good. go relax around blacks so we don't have to see your retarded posts again.

I hate pitbull apologists too

You probably shouldn't call people subhuman if you're going to quote dogsbite.org.

AWWWW
Dass not a vicious killer, he just wants smooches and hugs.
AIN'T DAT RIGHT?

Statistically unlikely, though not as statistically as unlikely as being killed by a pitbull.

Why? There's not much to apologize for.

>Most of the time they are german shepherds tho.

am I really that out of touch? in fiction german shepherds are nazi devil dogs used to herd and bully frail jewish prisoners *or* devoted friends and helpers of humans like kommissar rex

niggerdog apologists aren't people

Mine is spayed and she still hates other dogs so I don't think that has anything to do with it. They have a tendency for dog on dog aggression but it's all about upbringing and experience.

>kammissar rex
It's called Inspector Rex here in Australia and I have no fucking idea why it's so popular.

I really hope you own a pitbull and have to kill it yourself one day.

I had one that would let an english bulldog chew on her ear until she got pissed and barked at him lol

based

Dobermanns are one of the more intelligent breeds and are generally what people make of them, unlike shitbulls that are dumb as rocks and can't be trained out of chimping out.

Maybe it's because they were literally bred to be aggressive or something.

Of course you do, you're a mentally ill lefty. I really don't know why we allow such violent people to roam free.

But given that there are only a couple dozen deaths by dog per year in the entire US, I'm afraid you're going to be waiting a long while.

I'm not a leftist.

well he is very talented!
(old rex is best rex. the later series weren't as good)

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SMASHED
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Kind of ironic because my dad had a Doberman growing up that acted like a Pitbull.
Fucking bit me on the face and I had to have emergency surgery to save one of my eyes.

You think sane conservative people want the government to protect them from the scary doggies? You're not fooling anyone sweetheart.

Sane conservative people don't keep these vicious animals as pets.

why the fuck were pitbulls named nanny dogs?

You don't know any conservatives.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/212746251/#212753880

its time

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>You're not fooling anyone sweetheart.

unintentional irony==best irony

I sure do.

Oh, I'm sure you call yourself alt-right, but there's absolutely nothing conservative about trump supporters.

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The only people who have pitbulls are leftist women and niggers. You'd be hard pressed to find a conservative white person (much less a conservative white family) with a pitbull.

>inb4 I'm white, conservative, and have pitbulls
You're an honorary nigger, don't kid yourself.

Do you enjoy being a walking, talking stereotype?

>evil mastermind has fluffy white cat

Sounds like your dad was that dog's bitch. I hope he took the knot.

Not being afraid of something that can easily kill you is not a virtue

I wish i could come up with long drawn out bait but I'm autistic

Fewer than two dozen people are killed by dogs in the entire US each year. Shame you can't get your balls reattached.

Oh shit is this a pitbull thread?

Yes the baby is actully dead. Only made it 3 weeks with these predators

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Good afternoon, veterinary assistant here that worked at the SPCA for 4 years. Pit Bull is an umbrella term for all bully breed dogs including staffies, bulldogs etc. which were originally bred for bloodsports of bull and bear baiting. Severely inbred for a high prey drive for other animals and never intended by the breeders to be a pet. They have no self preservation as they have been designed to be stabbed by bull horns and are incredibly dangerous becuase of that. SPCA protocol was that if a worker was being attacked that we were to lock them in there to quarantine the dog as it was unlikely that the person being mauled would live anyway. These dogs are not pets and should only be used for killing wild boar (pig dogs). That are quarantined in cages when not doing so. But they should not be continued to be bred, let the ones that are alive live their lives but the breed needs to go extinct. Do not mistake these dogs as pets.

Wow so you mean more than zero? Meaning that it's an actual possibility?

Actually an American is killed every 9 days by a pit bull on average.

>SPCA protocol was that if a worker was being attacked that we were to lock them in there to quarantine the dog as it was unlikely that the person being mauled would live anyway.
What, you didn't have like a shotgun or something

And over 78% are by a dog that was known to the family.

You might also be struck by lightning when you leave your house. Honestly, people this scared of life shouldn't be roaming free, let alone voting or holding office.

Day of the pitbull dropoff when?

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Not even close.

Wow. People who own dogs are more likely to be killed by them? Do you work for the gun control lobby?

>You might also be struck by lightning when you leave your house.
Only during a thunderstorm. Most people go inside during one of those. You're really quite stupid.

I’m from down under we don’t really have guns. We didn’t even get to carry mace, the rule was: If a volunteer or a worker is being attacked you are to quarantine the situation. It’s unlikely that the person will survive especially if the dog has gone for the face or neck, under no circumstances are you to go in the cage to help the person. We are to quarantine the situation and call the police.

Take your medication.

Nice argument, cretin.

What? It means that people that are killed by pits are normally relatives of the person that owns the pit.

We're not arguing. You're demonstrating to the world that you have a severe mental illness.

I'm pretty certain that a LACK of fear is a mental illness.

>SPCA
>Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
>doesn't prevent cruelty to their own workers due to making them deal with pitbulls

Is that what you think it means?

Nigger, i volunteer with a dog fatality/mauling support group. On average an American is killed every 9 days, those are the statistics im sorry.

There is a very wide gulf between a lack of fear and a completely irrational fear.

Only people with severe mental illness would consider owning a nigbull

Shame the cat didnt scratch one of the shitbulls eyes out

There aren't even that many people killed by dogs in the entire country, Colleen.

That is why I stopped working there friend, I was pretty horrified to learn that workers were disposable but pitbulls weren’t. They get more funding if they are no kill, which means trying to adopt out viscous dogs and lying about the pets they have killed. A pitbull ended up breaking in to my property anyway and I was mauled in the process of trying to save a beloved pet unsuccessfully. Nothing happened to the dog, he will be waiting to be adopted at a shelter I guess.

How is it irrational to be wary of the most dangerous breed of dog (which you cannot save yourself from if attacked)

Shouldn't you be shitting up /pol/ threads?

>Oh no no we got too cocky shitbulls

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Typical disgusting retarded pitcuck, read nigger I doubt you can. dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-multi-year-fatality-report-2005-2017.php

Are you still counting people who died of alcoholism as pit bull deaths Colleen?

pretty fucked up but you have a good take on the whole situation. they need to be bred out of existence

Why wouldn't you be able to save yourself from a 50 lb dog? Are you a woman? I'd advise you to get a gun, but I don't trust you with one.

Hope your little pibbles gets shot you nigger

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The math of 433 Americans killed in 13 years adds up to 3 a month so every 9 days faggot and rising every year.

cathartic

Too mad being BTFO, right?

BASED KOT

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What happens next

There are more than 27 days in a month, Colleen. Maybe you should stop calling people science whores if you're this bad at math.

You don't have a firm grasp on reality.
youtube.com/watch?v=1vVjjaq6-0w

4 black guys can not get one pitbull off a person you fucking retard.

>Inconsistent identification of pit bull-type dogs by shelter staff

Highlights:
• Animal shelter staff and veterinarians are frequently expected to guess the breed of dogs based on appearance alone.
• Even when observing the same dogs at the same time, shelter staff had only moderate agreement with breed designations.
• One in five dogs genetically identified with pit bull heritage breeds were missed by all shelter staff.
• One in three dogs lacking DNA for pit bull heritage breeds were labeled pit bull-type dogs by at least one staff member.
• Lack of consistency among shelter staff indicates that visual identification of pit bull-type dogs is unreliable.

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S109002331500310X

That was a Staffordshire bull terrier you dumbass

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a third worlder.

On average there are 28/29 days in a month. 433 Americans have been killed in a 13 year period alone (far more now) and you are pathetically arguing about a couple days difference. You people really are deluded. Stop calling me Coleen I’m not even a chick.

If I saw shit like this I would literally just pull out a knife and start carving the shitbulls throat. Wouldn't give a shit about the owner.

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>living in the first world magically makes pit bulls less resilient
this has to be bait jesus christ

There is only one month with less than 30 days Colleen. Do you use a different calendar than the science whores?

How? I feel like I can spot a pit no problem. I can even tell when a mutt has some pitty in em. They're usually super stocky and muscular with oversized heads

Nigger

Most first worlders are smart enough than to slap it weakly with a little stick. Though, given the distinct lack of dog attacks in the first world, it's rarely an issue. Maybe on indian reservations, but I don't know if you can consider those the first world.

Is there anything more cringe than a woman with pitbulls

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Pit Bull is an umbrella term for all bully breeds. Easily identified by shelter staff as a block head, flared heart shaped mouth requiring a break stick, a crevice in the four head and typically almond eyes with a wide chest. Grasping at straws you are.

Read the paper dumbfuck.

All pitbulls deserve death and faggots like you who defend them will be the first to get devoured by your precious deranged killing machine mutt

This has to be bait.

Are you talking about the boomer that runs a Facebook page? You realise it’s not just old white women that hate pitbulls right? Anybody with a brain can tell you pits are for degenerate scum.

>If I saw shit like this I would literally just pull out a knife and start carving the shitbull's owner's throat
fixed

>American Flag waving throughout
pottery

Nigger the pit bull in that video gets pepper sprayed in the face and fucking TASED and it still holds on

There's no need to change the subject Colleen.

Yeah, i was wrong, they use Dobermans, unless you think the police are bad guys.

Yeah becuase an old white bitch knows how to use Yea Forums and specifically lurks on pol and tv for pit threads you fucking autist.

>Easily identified by shelter staff
Not according to the peer reviewed study of vets, shelters, and other animal control specialists entrusted with "identifying" these fuckin' animals.

You haven't seen a pitbull attack in person, have you? There's a video of police shooting attacking pitbulls from close range and the pitbulls still manage to keep their jaws on their target even after one shot.

>This dog can literally not be stopped until its killed or tranquilized and whatever its attacking dies
Seriously, why are people allowed to own pitbulls again?

I hope those poor excuses for dogs have a good time rotting in hell

I used to adopt pitbulls from craigslist just to put them down. After picking it up from the single mom getting rid of it, I'd immediately take the nigger dogs to the woods and put 5 rounds in their skulls. I've killed at least 50-60 of these nigger dogs over the years.

>literally attacks a shoe
Wow, these dogs really are retarded, aren't they? Why are they nanny dogs again?

She's 35 you fucking mongoloid.

Not that she doesn't have the occasional soi boi fan who's as retarded as her.

Yea Forums posters are by and large the biggest NPC's on the internet and will pretend to be outraged by things that have no impact on their lives just to fit in

>The pitbull is the villain

What's with the pit lobby in America? Even this movie they had to explain why the pitbull was the way he was and redeemed him at the end.

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No, probably because there are hardly any dog attacks in the entire country.

I worked at a shelter for 4 years retard. The only person that was in charge of breed ID was the vet when they desexed the dog and filled out the paper work then. Pit nuts rely on making it sound like a bunch of volunteers are IDing the dogs, volunteers are not allowed near the dogs that is a red zone until they have a couple experience. Volunteers literally hang out laundry and clean up cat shit.

Couple of years experience * and even then are not allowed to go in dog kennels.

based if true

based culler

Conclusions
>The marked lack of agreement observed among shelter staff members in categorizing the breeds of shelter dogs illustrates that reliable inclusion or exclusion of dogs as ‘pit bulls’ is not possible, even by experts. This has special significance to the topic of restrictive breed regulations, since such regulations are based on the faulty assumptions that (1) certain breeds or phenotypes are inherently dangerous, and (2) that those breeds and their mixes can be identified by observation. Since injuries from dogs have not decreased following bans on particular breeds, public safety is better served by focusing on recognition and mitigation of risk factors for dog bites, such as supervising children, recognizing canine body language, avoiding approaching an unfamiliar dog in its territory, neutering dogs, and providing adequate socialization and companionship for dogs and identification and management of individual dangerous dogs and reckless dog owners.

If you've got a problem with the study how about instead of lashing out at me for being "retarded" you take it up with with eight authors and The Veterinary Journal.

>"Oh no, I couldn't possibly be overestimating my own and my peer's competence, it's the *scientists* who are wrong ;_; "

Is this real?
Fucking based

I hope it is, if I lived next to one I definitely would mix some glass in some mince and through it over the fence. I have a 7 foot wood fence but one still got over it. Next house I’ll go for a 10 foot one instead.

Pussy.

>Harry Potter as played by Sylvester Stallone.jpg

Oh, well, I'd better move to the ghetto so some soi boi who's afraid of dogs doesn't think I'm a pussy.

I despise my fellow volunteer workers/vet assistants. Half of them are crazy pit hags that regularly cover the ass of dumb dogs that should be euthanised in the first place. Children’s facial reconstruction surgeons are the only people I put my trust in now.

Why did he do this?
youtu.be/ZhgVfzSBWeU

Veterinarians are science whores co-opted by the pitbull lobby.

Do you genuinely believe that a person can fight off a pit bull

>all the single mom mudsharks in the comments screaming, "adopt him, he a gud boi!"

And still pits are the deadliest breed by a far margin.

I genuinely believe that people who think they can't should be culled from the species.

Record it for us.

Men that own pit bulls are skinny little Manlets that walk down the street getting off to intimidating women with their dogs convinced that they can control them if something went wrong. Let him stay delusional.

That's a whole lotta cope, ladies.

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How do you know? There's literally only one person on the internet gathering those "statistics" and she is mentally ill.

There's a severe and immense difference between thinking that you can do something and being able to do it
I literally posted a video of a pit bull being pepper sprayed, beaten with batons, and tased repeatedly. You can't fight off a pit bull. They are bred to never let go.

It's doable but you can't be a skinny lanklet or a woman.

>children and old people should be culled from the species

That's one of the most retarded myths you monkeys have ever come up with.

Only if they're retarded.

>The Veterinary Journal

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Pits are doing a fine job of that

Not an argument
Show "alternative" statistics with another breed upfront, you have 10 minutes.

Are you saying that the video is fake?

There are fewer than two dozen fatal dog attacks in the US every year. Do you even care that you sound like a total nutjob?

>people who are correct should be culled
this fucking internet tough guy shit is hilarious

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>people rarely get killed by sharks so you should go swim with sharks whenever you see them

Problem with the source?
Maybe share it with us?

>NPC's
>'
fuck off retard

>myth
Prove him wrong, woman.

There aren't any alternative statistics because no sane person cares enough to collect statistics about a couple dozen deaths per year. And no Colleen, it's not a cabal of dog fighting rings preventing the government from collecting those.

What on earth does that have to do with millions of dogs? You are actually insane.

Oh good lord, the soi boi who is afraid of dogs is trying to use woman as an insult.

I don't need ten.

avma.org/KB/Resources/LiteratureReviews/Documents/dog_bite_risk_and_prevention_bgnd.pdf

German Shepard tops the list in this meta-analysis from the American Veterinary Medical Association, like 30 to 10.

When you get BTFO you need to shut up, I already told you before in the thread
Have fun! dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2019.php

I'm seeing a new trend of middle and upper-middle class white women adopting pibbles. I wonder if they actually find them "cute" as they say (which I doubt, pibbles are ugly dogs) or are doing it to virtue signal.

>picrel, the bitch driving the car probably didn't even weigh 115. couldn't control the jeep that well, and I doubt she controls her niggerdog much better

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Those aren't statistics Colleen. That's not even data. It's your glorified blog.

...

see

So let me get this straight
You admit that dogs kill people. Specifically pit bulls. Yet you also think that it's irrational to be wary of those dogs, which you admit can and have killed people.

>German Shepard tops the list
Fuck off with this anti-aryan kike bullshit.

I thought I was Colleen? They are Colleen now too? Is anybody that disagrees with you Colleen?

"soi boys" are the people who fucking buy pitbulls you braindead whelp

>bringing animals onto public transport
Pisses me the fuck off so hard. Unless it is a genuine breed associated with aid, then it should not be allowed on.

>2014
>reference from 1971
Ahahahahahaahahah
Not even USA only

German Shepard’s don’t kill that many people, it’s mostly Nazi related fear. They are in the top 5 fatalies but nothing like pits or Rottweilers.

>you're next, buddy

I think people who want to ban guns over a few thousand gun deaths per year belong in mental institutions. I think people who want to ban rifles over a couple of hundred deaths a year should probably be lobotomized.

I honestly haven't decided what society should do with people who spaz out over a dozen dog deaths. Frankly, I can barely process that people that stupid exist.

That's what meta-analysis means, jackass, a review of studies across multiple demographics going back more than a few years.

They who? Are the voices talking to you again Colleen?

>Collenn
Holy shit the schizo is too strong with this one, nice non arguments though

A gun is an inert object. A pit bull is not.

>it’s mostly Nazi related fear
You mean like pit bulls being a nigger related fear? So it's ok when you scaremonger about niggers but not ok to scaremonger about Nazis....when the numbers actually point to a bigger threat from German Shepards?

And other than a fear of dogs, how are you any different from them?

But Staffies have specifically had the aggression toward humans bred out of them for nearly 200 years now. They're probably the most popular dog over here at the moment and pit bulls (the actual breed not your retarded umbrella definition that no other country follows) are flat out banned. I've already explained how mine who is nearly 12 years old has never showed any aggression toward a person in her life and trust her wholeheartedly around childen
>bulldogs
Are they even capable of hurting anyone anymore given how inbred they are?

Literally why the fuck would you defend pit bulls like this

zindadogbitelawyers.com/statistics/

what a weird thing to be obsessed over. in reality anyone outside the shitty fringe corners of the internet doesn't really give a shit about pits. the whole thing was started as some cringy and cheap "racial identitarianism" psy-op anyways. didn't really take off thankfully

I drink my coffee black.
I shave my chin.
I own guns.

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Gun owners aren't inert objects and manage to kill roughly ten thousand people a year. Per capita, at a much higher rate than pitbulls in fact.

Bulldog does mean the wrinkly thing. Bull dogs are a tall pit bull, derived from the traditional bull baiting dog that was bred into the staffy. They haven’t existed long enough to breed out human aggression.

A gun owner is not a breed of person

No one actually believes that.

>pit bull is an umbrella term for multiple breeds
>the breed needs to go extinct
Are you retarded?
>PCA protocol was that if a worker was being attacked that we were to lock them in there to quarantine the dog as it was unlikely that the person being mauled would live anyway.
Oh right, it's bait.

Which part do you not believe?

Now you're just clutching at straws. If banning pitbulls is rational, then there is no rational argument for allowing people to have guns. Simple as that.

Please though, keep pretending you're any different than any other soi guzzling faggot here.

All of that is correct, it is an umbrella term and all under the umbrella I believe should go extinct. Pit bulls, staffies, American bulldogs, bully’s.

Yes, they are. They're called republicans and they're destroying our multicultural paradise.

Unless you count an inbreeding as a breed ;)

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Guns have actual positive uses and pitbulls do not
I'm not a republican by any means

Pretty much all of it. You're the larpiest political group ever.

Ah, so you're one of those peebwaffen cucks that got lost on the way to /pol/ then?

And which political group do you believe me to be a member of, pray tell

This is the sound of desperation.

Several million people keep pitbulls as pets without issue. How is that not a positive use?

BLACKED.coom

>staffies,
Better kill the most popular dog of several countries that has been specifically bred for nearly centuries now to be loyal to humans and children just because of some shitposting liar on Yea Forums

Alt-right or whatever you're calling yourselves today. But every group has its retards.

Guns are specifically designed to kill. They serve literally no other purpose compared to a pit bull

>children
Not for long

Nope. By no means am I alt-right.
Do you know what hunting is?

So, using the dubious numbers from the bloodsucking lawyer site here , there have been 76 fatalities from pits in 20 years. There are 3.6 million pits in the US. Assuming the number is stable across time (it ain't), the chances of getting mauled to death by a pit is .000021111%

>le pol boogeyman
Lmao, way to out yourself
What's next in your master plan, losing another election?

Staffies are own by pot bellied inbred brits that they use to kill badgers so they can get an erection

The numbers from the crazy lady that wants to ban pit bulls aren't much higher.

I repeat
Why the fuck would you defend pit bulls
This is clearly contrarianism or trolling

>.000021111%
That's like what 1 in 4.7 million?
Odds of getting hit by lightning are 1 in 3000.

That was only the fatalities up until 2009, over 500 Americans have been killed by pits in total.

Yes, children. As in, they were officially denoted as one of two breeds out of hundreds of others that are specifically good with children.

Or maybe we're just not mentally ill and/or good at math.

>unlikely means impossible

Becuase they view it as a personal attack, they live through their pit and like said pit is prone to lashing out violently.

But I've never killed any badgers?

Wow. 500.

In decades...

It's a goddamned epidemic.

We'd better call out the army while there's still people left.

>over 500 Americans have been killed by pits in total.
That puts the percentage even lower.
0.000001529%

>we're just not mentally ill
Says the person who insists that every single anti-pitbull poster is someone named "Colleen"

>GUUUUNS
there it is. go dilate.

Muh nanny dog, they are certainly good and eating and disfiguring

I'm pretty sure 76 Americans were killed in school shootings in the first month of this year, what does that make guns?

Or maybe we just don't want literal crazy people deciding how we live. If you're this unhinged about dogs, it doesn't speak well for the rest of your beliefs.

Even Billy cuck boy Burr knows pits are evil
streamable.com/cupbc

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>brown recluses and black widows very rarely kill people so it's okay to play with them

Border collies have killed 0

>Whataboutism

I'm trying to give humanity the benefit of a doubt. I find the idea of more than one person being as stupid as Colleen Lynn to be very depressing.

Yes I'm gonna believe the shitposting of Yea Forums over my own personal experience of being the owner of one for 12 years with literally zero aggression toward humans or children (and has even played with children)

I like how you keep turning into "dogs" and not "pit bulls"
I'm not afraid of a fucking golden retriever. I'm not afraid of a corgi. I'm not afraid of a dachshund. There are no videos of a fucking collie ripping a person apart and killing them.

>Whataboutism

how fucking evil

>anecdotal evidence
christ this thread is a well of fallacious arguments

Maybe you should stop basing your fears on videos of things that almost never happen like an actual human being.

Nigger I like dogs, just not inbred baby maulers that I walk down the street so I can feel a fraction of masculinity. What breed of dog a guy has shows how confident he is with is masculinity, chad doesn’t care that a poodle is feminine, becuase he is confident in himself. You clearly are not and it’s pathetic.

You’re a piece of shit for allowing children to play with your niggerdog

The sole website, endlessly posted by every single chimp that hates pitbulls, is literally nothing but anecdotal evidence.

Which dogs attack the most people?
Labrador retrievers: 13.3%
Pit Bulls: 8.4%
German Shepherds: 7.8%

quite a few spaces to mark off here

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Meanwhile people laugh at the only two actual peer reviewed studies posted ITT.

I don't even like dogs. I'm just not a mentally ill cuck who pisses himself over a dozen people dying a year.

You shouldn't even be roaming free, let alone voting.

I love the shitposting of Yea Forums about pitbulls when The Dog Whisperer getting violently bitten on camera by a Labrador was a meme on here for years. As in, the man who specifically raised pitbulls and has never been attacked by one was violently attacked by an apparently non-aggressive breed.

Protip: Any dog can be aggressive. It is 100% how you raise it

What fucking website? I never posted any website.
You goddamned schizo

you better put that fucking thing down before it gets dementia. imagine a shitbull that doesn't know what's going on; it's twice as dangerous.

>Protip
Literally free space

Of course, it's from science whores funded by the dog fighting cabal.

Leave it to buzzfeed to make a literal retard internet famous.

>Any dog can be aggressive. It is 100% how you raise it
Hmm, does this count as the free space?

The one your fellow travelers keep linking, obviously. Why are you even commenting in a thread you haven't read?

Those kids she played with tons of times didn't seem to think so.
>anecdotal
As in several top dog organisations officially ordaining their suitability with children. As in tons of official documentation chronicling the process of breeding them specifically for human ownership.

How many of the nigger dog attacks resulted in fatalities/serious injuries/disfigurements compared to retrievers and Shepards you disingenuous faggot?

He’s talking to like 10 different people thinking we are all the same person and keeps everyone Coleen.

Hey, there's the "nanny dogs" square

Then how do you explain how that Labrador was aggressive? Are you saying that they're also literally the niggers of dogs?

>intimidates women and children with pit to feel like a man
>calls me a onions boy lol

Lrn2 stats fag.

>nigger dog
>not referring to the most aggressive breed

Can't you manlet retards just get a dog that actually looks good instead of these ugly demon mongrel dogs?
Even ignoring their bite statistics, they're fucking ugly creatures.

This and only this.
I didn't understand it at first but enough browsing of these threads made it clear to me that pitbulls are merely an extension of /pol/'s identity politics, specifically their self-loathing toward brown people.

hey, there's another square to fill in!

I don't own a dog retard.

Cope. Liberals subconsciously use pit bulls as an analogue to blacks and have before the alt-right.

ok

God I fucking love having /pol/niggers call me an SJW cuck in one thread and then having cretins like you call me an alt-right racist in another

>people should only own dogs I find visually appealing

Yes, it's the liberals that have posted the word "niggerdog"or "nigger dog" 10 times itt.

Thanks for proving my point

wow nice proof
here's an interesting statistic for you
dicks sucked by me: 0
dicks sucked by you : 536

If even the retards think you're retarded, maybe it says something about you.

See
Also, how common are retrievers and Shepards to shitbulls? Proportionality is important, here.

Maybe don't bait both sides with dumb garbage.

You just called yourself a retard.

Source?

And of course, it's illiterate.

Shocking.

You mean like the source for ?

Bill Nye the Science Goy

>I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED

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These threads always end with you weirdos acting like children.

>proportionality is now important when his favourite breed has been exposed
lol

Why would i give you a source on something i didnt post? Do you have an sorces stating pitts attack more people than any other dog?

Okay, Trumptards. My brother’s poodle has bitten me numerous times, while boyfriend Tyrone’s pit bull never has. The pit bull could rip me to shreds if it did, but that’s not the point republitards.

And that's the tea, sis.
*dabs*

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White girls fuck pit bulls.

The people posting a crazy woman's blog as a source aren't trolling. They're too stupid to intentionally troll.

based knotty girls

Theyre not fucking you. That for sure.

GREAT THREAD OP, you should be proud of yourself

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