Say it

Seriously, why he sol his baby? just tons of money? He had a true creation

I think those types of figures all float.

FUCK YOU

Fuck you George. The prequels were garbage and so are you.

Luke, did I ever tell you that in old, pre-1999 ideas for the prequels (some were EU, some were George's):

>The Clone Wars took place ~35-40 years ago, not 19-22
>Sheev was "President of the Senate" not "Supreme Chancellor", and was the puppet for elites
>The Clone Wars occurred *before* Sheev's presidency, not during, and were one of the failings of the Old Republic that swept him into power
>The Jedi Purge/Anakin's turn/Empire's rise was meant to occur longer after the Clone wars, not all the events being mashed together, with Sheev having lured people into a false sense of peace before killing off the Jedi.
>Padme died on the run from the Empire when Leia was around 2 years old, hence why she would remember her vaguely, instead of dying in childbirth when Leia was a few seconds old.
>I took you to Owen because he was originally my brother
>Originally Han and the Imperial officer thought the Force and Jedi were sorcery/myths because they were too young to remember us, but now that the new timeline makes it so Han was 10 when we got purged, he should remember us, but somehow doesn't.
>The Republic fought *against* an army of insane clones, created by "Clone Master" Atha Prime on the planet Cartao with Spaarti cloning cylinders, rather than *alongside* a Maori clone army who were created on the planet Kamino by long-necked albinos with Kaminoian cylinders.
>Anakin was taken into the Jedi Order at age 13, rather than age 9.
>I was originally 70 when I died and your father would be 55, but in the new timeline, I was 57 when I died and Ani was 45, even though we look way shittier than our ages
>Boba Fett was a journeyman protector from Concord Dawn whose true name was Jaster Mereel, rather than a clone of his dad Jango from Kamino whose true name is literally just Boba Fett.
>Instead of Vader killing younglings, the Jedi Purge would've started with Jedi Halagad Ventor being tortured by Vader into fessing up locations of hidden Jedi. And he was a good friend.

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Sorry King George

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based

The perceived hatred of the fanbase towards him made him very depressed not want to be a part of Star Wars anymore. Horribly sad and unfair.

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The first one was pretty good: young boy goes on an adventure, defeats the evil space wizard, and gets the girl. Then a sequel was improvised and by the third movie the creators were already re-doing stuff (Tatooine, blowing up the Death Star) and this franchise went full generic Hollywood bullshit.

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>Luke, did I ever tell you these were your father's droids? We went on wild adventures together for over 3 years in the Clone Wars, and the little one even saved me from a swarm of buzz droids, yet I somehow don't recognize them anymore. They were good friends.
>Luke, did I ever tell you that while your father was training on Coruscant, C-3PO served your family (Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, Grandma Shmi, Grandpa Cliegg) for nearly 10 years? Somehow, your uncle didn't recognize Threepio when he returned to family's service.
>Hey Luke, did I ever tell you that all Jedi used to dress like homeless moisture farmers the same as I do, despite that still dressing like a Jedi is no good way to hide from Empire? It was a good robe though.
>Come here, Luke, today we will be training with this practice droid while you wear this helmet to blindfold yourself. You would think this was an impromptu training procedure, but no, we did this to younglings all the time and even built them special mini helmets. Right now you are literally worse than a child, Luke, like the ones your father killed with that lightsaber you are holding. He was a good friend.
>You must go to Dagobah, Luke, and seek out Yoda, the Jedi Master who trained me — well, actually, he's A Jedi Master who trained me. Before I moved up to Liam Neeson's service, I was one of the 20 younglings who went to Yoda's class every tuesday and thursday back in youngling school inbetween Jedi chemistry class and lunchtime. Nothing remarkable or mystic to our relationship at all. He was just my teacher who handed out droids and youngling-sized helmets to the class. Also, all his deep seemingly spur of the moment lessons and teachings from a true master are all fairly common Jedi sayings that he just butchers with his ghetto way of talking. A good friend, he was.

I THINK THE JEDI ORDER SUCKS

I said it over on /pol/

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Obi-Wan never gave a fuck or paid attention to the droids. They were just pieces of hardware to him and didn't bother remembering them.

THX-1138 was okay, but not really anything to write home about.

Don't worry Lucas. Avellone will save the franchise.

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>No human alive has contributed more to the cinema technology than George Lucas

Christ

Crazy how every single one of those ideas was better than what we got. Did the turn of the millennium drive Lucas insane or something?

SNEED

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Pure pottery

JUB JUB

KEK

Hack.

Star Wars is one thing, but even everything he's made after the prequels has been terrible. He's had numerous opportunities to redeem himself and failed every time.

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underrated

>After the prequels
Are you implying the prequels weren't absolute garbage?

>even everything

Revenge of the sith kinda built up some positive momentum (a lot of reviewers at the time were saying "Lucas redeemed!" or "It's ok to be a Star Wars fan again"), but then George went back down the hill with Indy 4, Red tails, and Strange magic.

Gotta be the best edit

Avellone can't do jackshit as long the Mouse has the reigns. I doubt they'll even let him near Star Wars especially they're trying to make the franchise too family friendly.

I watched the trailer for The People vs. George Lucas today and it made me kind of melancholy. I've grown to have a lot of affection for George and the whole prequel era. The 'George Lucas Raped My Childhood' song that plays gave me bittersweet memories of that time. I hope history remembers George Lucas fondly. I'm sorry for everything I ever said about you George, you had the weight of the world on your shoulders.

George started having kids around that time and wanted to make movies more squarely targeted at that audience. Similar to what happened to Eddie murphy (80s funny edgy comedies, 90s had kids and switched to terrible family comedies).

Get fucked fatboy.

The thing that made the time gap plot hole in the prequels was the improbability of Anakin having Luke and Leia AFTER he became Vader, which is the only way it would work if the time gap was longer

>Boba Fett was a journeyman protector from Concord Dawn whose true name was Jaster Mereel, rather than a clone of his dad Jango from Kamino whose true name is literally just Boba Fett.
This still chaps my ass, the whole concept of the clones is so unbearably stupid and it made Boba Fett much less cool. At least fans managed to meme the Last Man Standing stories back into old canon because they loved them so much, we also got some cool Jango Fett EU stuff out of it

WUBBA DUB DUB
GET SCHWIFTY

>Hey Luke, did I ever tell you that all Jedi used to dress like homeless moisture farmers the same as I do, despite that still dressing like a Jedi is no good way to hide from Empire? It was a good robe though.
This is the dumbest shit OT diehards complain about. Jedi Robes were canonized by ROTJ, with Luke wearing them as well as force ghost Anakin. What Obi Wan wears in A New Hope isn't even that much like the jedi robes, it's connected to a dress that drags the ground, has a turtleneck sweater undershirt, and he swapped the tactical jedi belt for a cartoon looking old man belt with a huge buckle.

>Say it
Koo nee tang.

>did I ever tell you that all Jedi used to dress like homeless moisture farmers the same as I do
They kinda do.

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If only they grant him more freedom on pic related.

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>The perceived hatred of the fanbase towards him made him very depressed not want to be a part of Star Wars anymore.
Poor George, he didn't do nothin'. Maybe instead of making nonsensical edits, and releasing TPM in 3d, he could have spent that money and made everyone love him by releasing the theatrical cuts fully restored in HD. But I guess screwing with the fanbase is more fun.

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he is a literal manbabby throwing a temper tantrum because people didn't like his edits or his prequels

I'm convinced that he made the special edition changes for the 97 rerelease as a fun thing and after the fan backlash for that and the prequels he did it to get some sort of revenge.

RotJ was full of dumb shit that was an early indicator of all the dumb shit that would happen in the prequels, because Lucas took back total control after Empire.

People only remember it fondly for certain scenes like the throne room sequence, and the mostly pre-established cast. It managed to barely stick the landing to the point where it's not outright hated, but if you rewatch it you can see the problems everywhere.

The biggest problem is just the pacing. What should be the first fun action scene is the first hour of the movie and then the story they really should be telling is relegated to the last hour of the movie, and even still they struggle to have things for Han and Leia to do

underrated

I can see someone saying that James Cameron contributed vastly to cinema technology also.

RAPIST!

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This guy sick me.

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Anakin wore those robes in ROTJ because he's from Tatooine

>true creation
it was a rip off of DUNE

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>blaming white people
white slavery means child slavery

and samurai films

what's wrong with your fucking neck george!? why don't you get it fixed it's the 21st century!

Are those the hosts of LevelOneTech?

His movies weren't great.
But he was a genius in predicting the potential in toys and other merchandise related to his movies.

Thanks user

You ruined Star Wars.

You almost made Return of the Jedi shit to sell merch.
The Prequels were shit.
The EU was shit, ESPECIALLY the things you specifically stated were canon (you also made good things non-canon because you didn't like them).
You sold Star Wars to Disney and now we are going to get nothing but shit new Star Wars movies every 2-3 years and 10,000 shit shows.

Just a never ending stream of shit that is never going to end. You ruined Star Wars. It is your fault George.

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Mmm, magic mouse clutches the wand and hisses, yes.

What's videogamedunkey & Leah doing in a star wars thrsad?

you're a hack
the prequels were awful
i'm glad you're gone
i wish star wars was too

People forget, George was married to Maria Lucas. Maria won the oscar for film editing in 1978 for ANH (along with Paul Hirsch and Richard Chew). She was also an uncredited editor on ESB and ROTJ.
She is one of the reasons ANH (reportedly) didn't suck after George did a rough cut.
She gets royalties to this day.
That's why George will never ever allow the original films to be re-released without edits, because he wants to fuck over his ex-wife. Good reason? Bad reason? Who knows, but it's the reason.

was never good