Why does Jerry always seem so unhappy in CICGC? It's his vanity project...

Comedians are obnoxious and boring people. That's why episodes last about 15 minutes, because everything they talked about is either boring, or "heh, us comedians amiright" or just straight up promoting the new material.

jerry is a miserable cunt, theres no other way to put it.

>why does this jew seem miserable while conducting business

He's trying to justify being a literal billionaire for being a slightly above average comic who isn't actually very interesting in real life. Seinfeld is the most overrated sitcom ever, and the person who co-created it with him Larry David went in to make a much more interesting show.

You'd be, too, if you had to spend a day with Aziz Ansari and some no names from SNL just to keep the seasons full.

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stop hating on based jerry. seinfeld is a national treasure god damnit

Seinfeld’s a hack. If it wasn’t for Larry David he’d be doing his shitty, repetitive act in hole in the wall comedy clubs.

>why is a good comedian a bitter antisocial fuck
really oodles the kaboodles, bros

What has he done in the last 20 years that is of any worth?

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

He made this joke and survived the attempts at cancelling him.

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It's completely forgettable.

fucking based

That's because you have Alzheimer's

i dont get it

It's boring and relentlessly awkward. I tried to watch the Seth Rogan episode and couldn't get through it due to him sperging out.

That would have more to do with Seth Rogen than Jerry

Comedians in cars gushing over the most overrated comedian in America.

Even the Zach Galifianakis episode was boring, half the time they were just gorging on doughnuts.

this is my impression as well.
he can interrupt you, but you can't interrupt him.

Jerry’s talent was latching on to larry david

He's jewish. He's born into the world with a slightly above average intelligence and an affinity for cynicism and self-shame/hate/destruction. After 60 years of this shit being "unhappy" is a pretty good deal if you ask me.

I can't help but feel like this show is just a glorified car commercial, despite the car in most episodes being a collector's item no one can easily go out and buy.

Other way around, Larry David would be a homeless retard without Jerry helping him out

Congrats. You understood subtlety and nuance. Two things jews jerk off to.

thete were some people he wanted to do episodes with, he needs fillers episodes too fill out the season, you can easily tell when he doea want to be there with the person.

Seinfeld without laugh track sucks

They've started shilling new, attainable cars in recent seasons, and product placement for brands like Lavazza is rife.

How was curb more interesting? Every episode is literally the same

Jerry was an unfunny straightman that did his job alright, but unless he had crazy connections it Larry with the talent that did it

autism

Big bear agrees youtube.com/watch?v=USkwxj2PS4I

Why can't he just write a new show? Does he need based Larry's help?

who cares if he never did anything again? I dont know why zoomers think people should constantly be trying to recreate their success, if you make one thing that people love you've done better than 99.999999% of people ever will.

Kek

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>Even the Zach Galifianakis
he's always been a worthless faggot.

Jerry is the reason they got a show, he was famous as a comedian through the 80s

about what? he was the straight man of his show, curb did any costanza storyline seinfed didnt. he's not really an actor and he's smart enough not to try.

What about Curb Your Enthusiasm

Hes happy with his friends
Hes happy havinga conversation
Hes happy eating
And he laughs a lot, he laughs the whole time

Hes miserable by the normal people around them
Hes miserable by the normies
By fans recognizing him
Hes miserable by bad service, by bad restaurants.
Hes miserable by the non rich people

Hes a billionaire. BILLIONAIRE
He has enough money to buy a small country.
He could create his own movie studio or his own tv network.

He just does his little car show.

he just want to play with his ipad

He's just buying friends

the car aspect is a facade, its just a project for him to seem intellectual and masturbate over the "mechanisms of comedy"

He’s autistic about cars like Leno. They both wanted to do a low stress show involving their hobby.

So jew nepotism. Nice

I know these feels

>haven't seen anyone in a few days
>decide to go visit with some people
>they are low IQ, safe, boring, predictable
>want to go home within 5 minutes

Then the next week I do it all over again.

He enjoys being unhappy, he gets off on feeling better than other people and any chance he has to act disgusted is a pleasure

This is probably true, he usually insults his guest at least once in every episode.

Because he's a whiny grumpy kike who hates gentiles

>busy restaurant owner tells him to stop stalling the line and trying to jew him out of free bread
>"LMAO HE'S A NAZI HE'S LIKE A NAZI GET IT LIKE HITLER HE'S A NAZI REMEMBER THE 6 BILLION YOU FILTHY ANTISEMITE"

He only got to make it because of Seinfeld fame

This. The only good character is George, who's based off Larry. The other 3 aren't funny. When Larry made a show that's about himself (whom George was based on), it was infinitely funnier.

The funniest sitcom of all time is Frasier.

Imagine what a world we live in where pointing out mental illness is controversial.

im currently rewatching seinfeld the 3rd time discovered it like 2 years ago. hard to believe that frasier/larry is funnier but that would be cool. kramer is very funny, jerry is funny sometimes and elaine is obnoxious most of the time. and dont forget about newman, hes also pretty funny

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George > Jerry > Kramer >= Elaine
all good

Because he's chronically unhappy, even when nothing has really gone wrong in his day. I sympathize with him. Good for him for making a billion dollar career even though he's really not a major talent aside from clever observational comedy, which is really the lowest rung of the comedy ladder. The only comedian I'm convinced was an actual genius was Robin Williams, the dude was insanely creative.

He knows he'd feel worse if he didn't work.
He doesn't need the money, but he needs to feel like he's working.

lol

He was laughing his ass off in the episode with Joel Hodgson, because they're actually friends.
In the Chapelle one, he clearly didn't give a shit.

How is that funny

He's not an autist.

Guess you've never hung out with comedians.

You sound like a fucking loser. Relentlessly awkward? What kind of fag talks like this?

No wonder funny people confuse you. You have no friends and humor is social.

You need to learn what a straight man is. Seinfeld isnt one.

)))normal people(((

because he feels pressured by society into doing something, he could be the ultimate billionaire NEET but instead he continues to "work" because that's what you're "supposed" to do.

hes a butthurt whiny jew
now hes old and busted and doesnt do shit but drive around and be rich
hes probably bored and just waiting to die

fuck you nigs elaine is top tier 90's qt

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Access to young film techs, reasons to leave the house to meet with them, etc.

witchface, i mean look at that chin

what is the DEAL with transgender airline food? it used to be they'd give you a small bag of peanuts, nowadays they give you pea-ovaries!

Elaine brings the cute girl energy necessary to compliment and contrast all the men

I wasn't ready for this post.

Fuck you for making me laugh at your terrible pun

That guy you responded to is a homosexual who spams gay shit on Yea Forums.

He has everything he could ever want and never has to work another day in his life. Spending ridiculous amounts of money and banging girls a third of his age got old, so he turned to this, but it still doesn't ward off the rapidly approaching eternal void.

He played the "normal " guy surrounded by crazies. You knew exactly the point that was being made faggot.

This. She's also a top tier comedy actress, same with the mother from everybody loves raymond.

he realized he actually didn't want to work, but he can't do anything because he is still under contract.

The network forcing them to add a woman work out very well, her interactions with george are gold.

WTF I love diversity hires now, Seinfeld would be shit without Elaine

>Why does Jerry always seem so unhappy in CICGC?

because the jew is born without the human capacity for contentment

not at all. she was added so women would watch the show too. if it was just jerry george kramer and newman the show would be 3 times funnier

he's almost a self-admitted smug asshole. He thinks he deserves all his money and fame. I'm not saying he necessarily doesn't, but usually celebrities are more humble about that.

are you infp personality?

Generally everything and everyone annoys him. He's said as much which is how he became a comedian since he can funnel that into his bits.

>the ultimate billionaire NEET
you can't change your nature
the same work ethic that led to the nbc show is always gonna stay with him

You obviously haven’t watched the show...

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I watched it when it aired reddit nigger

youre a dumb fuck.

>gonna

should I have said "finna", autistic nigger?

why do people claim curb is better than seinfeld, its the same shit every episode. larry does something retarded, wont admit he's in the wrong, bites him in the ass at the end. repeat ad nauseam

he seems like a real person who isnt gonna put on an act to make sure his date is constantly being interacted with. so what you see is normal its just seinfeld doing it

going to would be sufficient zoom zoom

>Early seasons: Kramer enters scene; audience begins applauding
Kramer is always good for a laugh. George is the highlight and Jerry plays the neurotic straight man whose neurosis sometimes makes him funny. Elaine is perfectly cast as a New York whore but she has her moments (like that dancing routine). Overall, this show is very solid and one of its major strengths is the supporting cast almost all of whom greatly enhance the show and usually have good chemistry with the main cast. THE EXCEPTION: GEORGE'S FIANCE. I'm glad Larry killed her off.

>The only comedian I'm convinced was an actual genius was Robin Williams
He had a hyperactive brain that self combusted after years of coke abuse. I'd put Steve Martin up there too.

he's an asshole jew. he's only happy on the episodes where he kisses the ass of older comedy jews

She would've been well suited in pic related. On a side note, I think this was the only movie where I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was actually attractive.

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Just her boobs, and its not hard to look decent next tp those other hideous cunts.

still a lot smarter than you tho

just imagine it in his voice. then it'll be funny.

at least you're only a grammar nazi

patty best waifu

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>we never got a rickles episode where he tears Jerry's head off

>goddamn I'm outta money and the only way to make some is to pretend what these talentless goyim "comedian" gotta say

Of course he is an asshole. Just look at the clip of when he got butthurt at Larry King when he said his show got cancelled. He's a diva.

I'm confused as to why they censor the cussing. Is this being aired elsewhere than Netflix?

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>outta money

He owns literally every car.

Frasier is so fucking unfunny.

Being an autist doesn't mean you don't like socializing. It means you're very very picky about who you socialize with. I don't like socializing with the vast majority of people, but Ive met two people over the past 10 years that I genuinely like being around and look forward to seeing. But with that said, at the same time, I don't "need" them to be content.

Here is the problem- taxes. This is what kills lottery winners, they buy all this shit, and don't consider the taxes over time. Property taxes. Sales taxes, the various costs of upkeep. Guess how much an oil change costs on one of his cars? The lifestyle catches up to you.

he's not just "rich", he's rich as fuck.
>Jerry Seinfeld's net worth is estimated to be $950 million.

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>tho
I doubt that kiddo

based

Seinfeld and frasier are the two best sitcoms of all time.

You just reveal your own ignorance

He can just write it off.

you zoomers are so fucking retarded.

According to Jerry, he's on the autism spectrum. That is why he is both brilliant, but lacks interpersonal skills.