>You see the fact is that unless you are sitting at The Comedy Store for 5 hours on a Monday night listening to 10 shitty comedians and maybe 1 good one do a 15 minute set, and that's if you're lucky, then you don't know shit about comedy and what's funny. You just don't.
You see the fact is that unless you are sitting at The Comedy Store for 5 hours on a Monday night listening to 10...
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Liam Cook
artists are fucking insufferable when they consider themselves collectively.. iv lived with musicians, it utterly destroyed my enjoyment of music.
Hudson Nguyen
>His name is Ned not "Carlos", you dumb bitch!
Owen James
Do you think he still hates Carlos after all these years?
Christopher Martin
I go to a handful of comedy nights a month at a couple different venues. I see a few dozen comedians a month total. There are maybe 5 people total who are funny, one of them actually funny enough to "make it" although he almost certainly never will. Anyway, by joe's metric I know something about comedy and what's funny. And I would just like to say:
I've never seen a woman do a funny set in my entire life and I never will.
Jaxson Howard
Based, how did Joe Rogan get away with it?
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Josiah Miller
has Michael Richards ever been on Toe Rogan?
Nicholas Thompson
I saw Joe Rogan at the Comedy Store a few years back and he was one of the 9 unfunny comedians. I saw him at Logan airport a week later and didn't know what to say to him, so I told that his set was good. I still regret it to this day.
Eli Thomas
>the final battle between Carlos and Joe Rogan
>Rogan brings weed and chimps
>Carlos brings Mexicans
Jaxon Sanders
>Joe Rogan
>Artist
You are a little bit misleaded by Joe ramblings user.
Nathaniel Ramirez
He is a martial artist
Adam Kelly
>you know what's crazy man? Turmeric has an R in it. Have you ever noticed that? It's weiiirrrd man, we are just a couple of chimps on our chimp world making sounds yet we can understand each other.
>ever heard of the stoned ape theory?
Liam Lee
t. non musician
Dilettantes are so adorable when they wax on the finer points in things they couldn't possibly hope participate in. I bet you take actually take critics very seriously too.
Jaxson Fisher
>insufferable
yea that checks out
Angel Bailey
Write us a chord sequence with a Neapolitan sixth and a Picardy third my man
Nathaniel Adams
proving my point dickhead..
Im sure that covers band you are giggin (that is much more popular than your actual band) will take off aaaaany minute now
Isaiah Howard
Get a real job
Christopher Parker
pls respond I need to know if there are #realmusicians on Yea Forums
Luke Edwards
JAMIE
Lincoln Perry
PULL
Oliver Fisher
UP
James Mitchell
THAT
Justin Rivera
PINGAS
Sebastian Anderson
when you're really good at something, you know that you suck
you just get better at filtering out the 90% of bad ideas you have
I'd say 40% of being good is skill, practice, all that junk but 60% is having good taste. You can know how to play every instrument in the world but it doesn't matter if you dont know what a catchy rhythm sounds like
Joseph Bell
Haha you will never be the same again
Jack Jenkins
>Stand-up comedy truly is the most difficult craft in all of entertainment. Something civilians don't understand is that there's no script, no director, no safety net. Just you and a microphone, navigating the channels of subtle nuance and societal taboo. Comedians are a different breed. We're hyper aware. Every little annoyance that the normal person just ignores, we fixate on. It eats away at us, until we write on it. Hours of breaking down a split second human interaction that nobody else in the world notices, just to be left with a 45 second bit that the nuance of typically just goes over the audience's head. It's painstaking and underappreciated work that somebody sitting in a cubicle all day or busting concrete at a construction site could never understand. I would never recommend anybody to pursue this profession. For those of us who've had the traumatic life experiences that led us into this path, we're left with the responsibility of verbalizing the things that society can't or simply doesn't want to address. It's a burden that only a very select few humans are capable of surviving.
Ethan Fisher
considering yourself a musician but only caring about theory is like considering yourself a poet but only caring about grammar
Joseph Foster
I have the ultra cringiest story of the comedy store
>dad was in town visiting (I was working in LA for a job, not by choice)
>takes me and his date to comedy store
>he pre-games cause he's an alcoholic
>gets even more drunk there (memory fuzzy on if they serve or he brought a "water bottle", but I'm guessing they served cause he doesn't go places that don't have drinks)
>it was some special event night and we got lucky
>has a ton of AAA comedians (I don't know much about comedy but it was sarah silvermen and a lot the top (probably top normie comedians that everyone would want to see) comedians of ~2015
>he starts heckling all of them with the most embarrassing unfunny shit
>it's something the comedians all deal with in stride
>trying to slink down into chair so no one notices me next to him
>one comedian starts asking him questions to make a fool of my dad and his answers
>each comedian enjoying the free laughs from the crowd as they mock and ridicule my drunk dad
>have to get up and walk out past everyone with my head down and stand outside in the parking lot until my dad comes out (probably asked to leave, who knows)
anyways what would have been a dream for most people who like comedy made me never want to go to a show again
Jeremiah Barnes
What kind of fag talk is that
Caleb Collins
Wtf your dad sounds based, he basically derailed and the show and made it about him. Ultimate power move. You should learn from him instead of being a little bitch
Dylan Thomas
>You should learn from him instead of being a little bitch
I bet his father is massively dissapointed in his beta virgin cuck boi son
Oliver Jackson
if only he were a funny chad then he could have pulled it off
drunk retards are never funny chads
Jace Price
He called the other guy a dilettante and those are pretty EZ techniques to ask someone to demonstrate use of.
Tyler Bell
A burden a select few are capable of surviving and profiting from