>lions are always portrayed as heroic, noble hunters
>hyenas are portrayed as cowardly, evil scavengers
>hyenas actually hunt a lot more than lions
How did the jewlion accomplish this false narrative?
Lions are always portrayed as heroic, noble hunters
Jordan Phillips
Adrian Lee
yeah i read reddit tvtropes knowyourmeme encyclopediadramatica funnyjunk albinoblacksheep ytmnd youtube comments too so i know what you're referencing
Jayden Campbell
>"king of the jungle"
>lives in the savanna
Gavin Reyes
hyenas look like retards
lions like chads
its all about the looks even in animal reich
edit: thanks for all the likes and upvotes
David Wright
Hyena's are female supremacists so they can't be the kings of the jungle.
Brandon Phillips
why do lions keep trying to erase our history tigerbros
Jack Roberts
>king of the jungle
>doesn't live in the jungle
>elephants blow them the FUCK out
>especially a male elephant in musth
Justin Mitchell
how hot would it be if Lionesses also had the sexy mane (i'm not gay)
Gabriel Brown
they'll never forget their ass whoopings, it's cruel to pick on elephants too much. lions just want to mate, procreate while you hate and dilate.
Lincoln Ortiz
Does this look like a hero to you?
Oliver Kelly
>always
stop watching disney shit
David Parker
Joshua Green
He looks like he's sounding the horn of Gondor while filthy orcs try to take him down.
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Julian Perez
nooo braddu pittu itsu tanksgivinguu
Jackson Thompson
Connor Roberts
>lions are always portrayed as hot
>hyenas are actually much more fuckable
Jose Rogers
Jackson Peterson
>The female spotted hyena additionally uses her pseudo-penis for urination, copulation, and childbirth. In addition, this makes it difficult for males to mate without the full cooperation of females, which means that mating preferences of the female are predominant. Spotted hyenas are a matriarchal society, where adult female hyenas dominate the adult male hyenas. Female spotted hyena are also more aggressive than the male spotted hyena. When a male hyena leaves its natal clan, it behaves submissively to all newly encountered hyenas; as a result, when a male hyena settles down with a new clan as a breeding male, it is submissive to all natal clan members. As a result of the submissive behavior in males, it was hypothesized that the male hyena erected its penis as a show of submissiveness. During greetings, hyenas would stand parallel to each other and sniff or lick the erect penis or anal scent gland.
Connor Ross
Luis Johnson
Ayden Wilson
>You will never be dominated by your hyena girlfriend's pseudopenis
Andrew Smith
>10+ lions to take down a single juvenile Elephant
LMAO
Brandon Jackson
thank goodness. you guys are freaks
Christian Thomas
4channel has always been a furry website.
Colton Kelly
Shit thats cute