One ticket to the Joker please

Dunno. But as I said I wear socks with these outfits.

>yes, i am a big fan of superhero films

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Me second from the left. Thats what I wear to work as a Lecturer

>Why yes I did get a small loan of a million dollars how can you tell?

Fucking love cargo shorts. Usually wear em with a solid polo

>wearing long pants
Is it the ultimate calflet cope?

>niggers
>work

Answered your own question, friend

I have nice defined legs, sorry if I wanna show em off every once in a while

What? Are you saying everyone who doesnt wear shorts is a calflet?

>belt
That's rather optimistic, OP.

cargo shorts go hand-in-hand with hot sauce collecting

They do actually wear socks. But it's either ankle socks or these gay ass ballerina socks. It has a more "summer" look to it than it would have if it they wore regular long socks

>Yes here are some stock photos of male models, this is how I always dress and look, believe me. No I do not own a camera so I cannot post myself sorry, you'll just have to trust that I am fashionable and better than you.

I work in Finance and a guy at work looks identical to this guys outfit. Same tie even.

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>there are people ITT who think this is an okay look

I never said I was attractive. Just that I dress like the pic.

Fuck you all, cargo shorts are back in style

>Hello, I am user.
>Shoes are easy. Whenever Costco has a nice set of running shoe i buy 5 pairs. I've been wearing the same model of black adidas for 6 years now.
>Cargo shorts are a must because they hold so many more tools and keep me cool. My favorite brand of cargo short is Wrangler. They have a special cell phone pocket that makes life so much easier. I've been wearing the same shorts for 3 years now.
>For shirts I go a little crazy. I actually wear TWO types of shirts normally. My main shirt is a snap button plaid shortsleeve. This is great because the plaid doesnt show stains much. I also wear regular Tshirts. I have a collection of T's that I buy from events I go to.

People make fun of me for wearing the "same thing" every day.

>it worked
baka

Yeah I'm so offended, I'm gonna run out right now and take a dump on Emmett Till's grave

Vai?

What is acceptable for a 30-something year old Male to wear on a regular day out?

I have one pair of cargos that I own. They're the perfect shorts for travelling, and I don't give a fuck if I look like a retard burger wearing them. They're also tailored because I got them custom made in Vietnam.

Sweats flip flops and a pullover with no shirt

>Destroys your argument

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>wear cargo pants to the gym

It's fine, stop being such a raging homosexual OP. Why does what other men wear bother you do much?

>all that without the fedora

Yeah if you're some slovenly fat fuck, maybe. I'm assuming you have some experience with this.

>only autists wea-

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This guy wears shorts in public

Only man children with no sense of style wear cargo shorts

Uh oh...

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As opposed to what, your shitty gym shorts you wear out in public? Your jorts? What exactly is the point your are trying to make here that doesn't paint you as looking more ridiculous than a man wearing cargo shorts?

roasties hate cargo pants because they’re jealous of all the pocket space

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Me too!

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>mfw OP got mogged at the gym again by the /fit/ter guys wearing cargo shorts

It's a shame all that salt will only make you retain water, OP.

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some1 please post the smiling black cashier guy telling user that he won't be allowed in because he's a white single male incel lmao

That's what I've always got out of the meme. They are functional as fuck with pockets for days. Chicks are just assmashed and jealous.

>haha cargo shorts? Only some nerd wou- wait what?!?!?!?!

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OP is a fag.

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Are they now? I prefer to wear them for work because they're far better to wear under a boilersuit/overalls than trousers or jeans. They afford you some semblance of cooling and you have pockets in which to keep your decent tools to stop Freddy the Feef from half-inching them.

This is how a man who knows how to dress well wears shorts

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>MGMT’s Time to Pretend intensifies

Well now we know you're gay so there's that.

Ebin burn, bruh... keep dressing like a 14 year old boy

so what should you wear? i dont wanna look like a creep.

>Dude on the left dresses like an average Joe who doesn't give a fuck
>Dude on the right is considered a fashionista god
Sure thing ballerina sock faggot.

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Wear whatever you want to wear. Maybe not wear tails like furries. Or socks with sandals.

I carry a gun in mine, probably that

No skin above the knee faggot

test

>wearing cargo shorts unironically

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>yeah, I base my fashion off of JCPenny advertisements in the Sunday paper. How could you tell?

You wear them ironically?

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kek
spot on

he just looks good. how good someone looks has nothing to do with their clothes, and everything to do with their physical attributes. google images of famous male celebrities in trashy outfits, they still look great

>caring about what others wear
peak soi

t. fat guy

if you’re handsome and thin you can pull off ironic fashion

I wouldnt call it ironic then. I go for the good ol southern boy without camo redneck shit.
You cant be ironic wearing clothes in public, because people will never ever think
>wow, hes wearing cargo shorts. What a nerd
>but girrrl he doin that ironically he lit

>t.drinks söy milk in public

Hahah you're an ultra fag. Jesus Christ.

>Uh yeah that'll be two tickets to Joker, two XL cokes, four packs of M&Ms, and hey John you want anymore shit? Oh he left he forgot to lock the McLaren. Ah shit I forgot my Centurion does Apple Pay work here?

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t. neckbeard

>t.

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What does that have to do with anything? He got you fat boy

cope in your discord, tranny, only fags and roasties care how others look at them

when was the last time you could see your own dick?

Why you so interested in that guy's dick?

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rate my fit Yea Forums

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>do niggers not work

Literally me unironically

>wears t-shirts
come on
i know is edgy bait but at least try ffs

When was the last time you dilated, i think you're overdue.

based, i saw the joker too

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>1 IMAX ticket for The Joker please!

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I like how considerate you were in making it easier for your partner to pull your pants off before he pegged you

>seething females.
women don't like them, think they aren't stylish, I think the cunts are just jealous over how much utility the pockets have, takes one more of their purposes away.

I wear anime stuff because I’m a tranny faggot
I want one of you autists to rape me at the Joker premier

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autists dont wear shorts, they wear long baggy pants because that's all their mother got for them

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people stopped wearing them in the 2000s

>hiking around Joshua Tree
>long sleeve non-breathable shirt
>no ankle support

welp, I'm triggered.

also my wife likes my cargo shorts, she can put her phone and keys my pockets.

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>hates cargo shorts
>hates back-packs

what's with the war against functional masculinity?

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(((People))) are trying to make cargo shorts go away. (((People))) are just sad and pathetic

RIP big Ep ball in peace nigga

Does she keep your balls in there too?

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have sex.

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gottem

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Do you wear that when sucking cock too faggot?

>Why yes, I do wear cargo shorts daily and have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

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he based

He could be a student? Hell for all the cunt knows he could be happily married with a solid job, investments, real estate, etc. Hope she has fun writing cat lady blog posts in another decade or so.

That said, his one-shoulder wear of the backpack is unironically retarded. It was "cool" in the 90s and all it did was fuck people's posture up.

roasties are mad our clothing is practical and comfortable while theirs doesn't even have pockets.

she's an obese former vine star if that makes you feel better

Fucking hell id look like this faggot if I was fatter and wore glasses.

blacks wear cargo shorts all the time though are you fucking retarded?

This is how I dress as a poorfag/povertyfag still trying to keep a little style. I don't wear the sweater most of the time though since it's hot here

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Lmfao I exclusively wear shorts

>not wearing baggy camo pants and band tees exclusively

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Fuck you i live in the desert its too damn hot to wear jeans all year

Nice inhaler

I have skinny calves but I'm working on them.

Are Jake and Joaquin buddies irl? A movie with those two and Ryan would be absolute kino

It's not one item on there per say, but all of them in conjunction

>it's 100+ degrees
>wear pants and long sleeve shirt/short sleeve shirt with jacket
>pass out and die of heat stroke

You don't get it.

Leo wants to dress down so he doesn't any attention. The cargo shorts make him look like a creepy incel, so nobody will take a second look and see it's leo.

>100+ degrees
Whoa water boils at 100 degrees, are you living on Venus?

user im majoring in finance and want to be a financial analyst some day, im curious whats the day in life of someone working in finance?

>it's 38+ degrees
>wear pants and long sleeve shirt/short sleeve shirt with jacket
>pass out and die of heat stroke

saved, mass replies should be a perma ban across the site

COPE

boredom

nigga give me more detail, and are you paid well? is the paycheck worth the boredom?

Fashion died along with the cultural assassination of the West, so wear whatever the fuck you want faggot

Bunch of highschool kids ride down the road from my college always have these gay airpods in. You can always tell apart the tools and cunts from the regular, everyday teens.

The tools and cunts all wear thrasher shirts with fishing caps, and they always walk around with airpods. The regular, everyday teens just walk around with sweatshirts, jerseys, and regular t's, while walking around with regular earphones.

They always try to talk to college folks too, to seem more mature, but I fucking hate them. The everyday teens don't bother trying to talk to us at the bus stop, but I'd much rather spend an hour with those regular teens than 10 minutes with one of those stupid hypebeast/instabaddie cunts. Fucking impressionable little shits, buying fad shit with their mommy's credit card.

When I was a teen, I was the fucking trendsetter, not the fucking follower. I made dress shirts look good. I made fannypacks cool again. I brought combat boots out of the 80's, and I did it all at the fucking Goodwill because my parents were poor. But I was smart. I was a fucking genius, and I knew how to match what shirt with what jeans, and I didn't need anyone to TELL me what looked good, cause I'm not a fucking brainlet.

Teens who just buy the new "in" thing to fit in is equivalent to "buying" your fucking personality. Wow, your personality is $100 thrasher shirts and gucci backpacks? Maybe you should buy some fucking brains too while you're at it.

I literally remember the day it became cool to wear your backpack with 2 straps again, what a relief that was

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>one ticket to the joker please

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Yikes, I read only one sentence and you sound like a huge tool

liar.

November 12, 1999. That was a nice day.

Barely. Get used to dealing with elderly assholes.

Thought I'd do one of these too. How /fa/ am I?

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Not bad. The Android phone is a huge turnoff though, just seeing the green bubble will send women away.

This.

I went to a prep school and even I think those guys look like d bags.

gay

Women respond extremely favorably to dressing like this. They just do.

>one ticket to the Joker please

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Sorry I meant Dora the Explorer.

kino glasses frame choice

lol hes literally wearing cargo shorts. just proves it doesnt matter that much ultimately what you wear

It's coming out in october though so I'll be wearing jeans.

Are cargo shorts the "green bubble" of pants?

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you cant ARs in cargo pockets....

or has that narrative changed?

he looks like a manlet gymcel so it fits

cope

This. Judging by that light switch he's probably around 5'6" lmao.

only corny boring ass crackers wear them

I’m 5’11”

He has short legs. A lot of guys at my gym have very short legs but long toros. They're still tall but look weird because of their short toddler legs.

>reddit spacer trying to cope with wearing fucking cargo shorts

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all of that lifting is making their legs shorter lol

What's wrong with shorts?

ok /t/v be honest what do you wear to the theatre? No date or anything fancy just a regular trip to the kinoplex

pic related is about what I wear to see my kinos

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dont you have some government assistance to apply for, nigger jim?

>implying I change clothes

Neon green rave wig and a tattered sun dress. I'm 700 pounds.

retarded sweatpants. switch them out for rick cargos and you're unironically red carpet ready

Trips

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they've been a meme since the early 00s

youtu.be/1aumZ4BFKGM

Bro I live like 100 meters to the cinema. because I can go on a whim I just take a shower and wear whatever.
Sometimes its pants, sometimes its shorts.

>>band t-shirt
>>cargo shorts
quite literally me

In my country nobody gives a fuck if you wear cargo shorts. Why are Burgers so insecure about everything?

Yea Forums memes arent reality, most younger guys wear cargo shorts.

sup Yea Forums, rate my fit

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Why wouldn't you allow your woman to imagine how your feet taste?

Why would anyone refer to a pair of jeans as 'pants'?

people who wear frames like that should be shot

Joke’s on you, it’ll be too cool out for cargo shorts. I’ll be wearing my well-worn Relaxed Straight jeans.

>wearing anything besides grey or black tshirts and sweatpants

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based

I wear my boat shoes sockless. Feels amazing. They have a lambskin interior.

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Pretty awful, user. This is pure virgin attire a lot of autists wear. Grey and black and dark jeans and thick rims and a shitty phone and zip up hoodie. You need a whole new wardrobe. Maybe try and add some colour.

>One ticket to Detective Pickachu

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>robert hears popcorn popping
>decides to call the cops just in case

BAND SHIRT?
More like obscure anime shirt. You aren't even trying, loser.

That green bubble is literally a pleb filter...

based

>we

my cargo pockets hold all sorts of useful shit.
I’m sorry your father left, I really truly am. please don’t take it out on my comfy practical clothing, you damn dirty ape

why does /fa/ keep bullying the americans of Yea Forums? Do americans really dress bad?

>style
based faggot and/or woman
I would wear a fucking bathrobe all day if I thought I could get away with it

>no trench coat

yeaaaah no

>niggers
>work
I know you did this on purpose, but still

I wear cowboy boots literally everyday ama

>Fucking love cargo shorts. Usually wear em with a solid polo
that's what normal people do, unlike shitposters here.

non Americans and non whites are seething again

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you’re a queer and only women care about queers opinions.

>I wear cowboy boots literally everyday ama

OK, what type of socks do you wear and how high do they go? Aren't they uncomfortable if you have to run on concrete?

Do you have problems with your toenails? Do your feet cook?

I only know people who wear them to dress up and usually on the weekend.

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>American
>white
Why do people like to lie over the internet?

haha you fucking uggo kys

>>no trench coat
>yeaaaah no

Oldfag checking in. Trench coats were getting negged pretty hard back in 1992.

These people were still trying to look like Arnold from Terminator 1982 and it took 10 years of bullying to make them stop.

When Heathers came out, a whole new batch of autists started wearing them again trying to mimic Christian Slater and came off completely gay.

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>out of my way GDI fucking shits

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I wear calf-high socks, They aren't uncomfortable on concrete, and I have no issues with my toenails since my boots fit properly. My feet only get warm when I blouse my boots.

retard burger sounds delicious desu

My only critique on cargo shorts in general is that they shouldn't be long enough to touch the knee, they should be a little shorter.

I don't wear Boer bush ranger nut huggers, but if I'm going to spend time at the gym, I'm going to show off my legs within reason.

There are a lot of terrible cargo short styles - mainly from Old Navy and Kohls. The best ones I find are second hand and usually Etsy for old Gap and Banana Republic shorts with small side pockets.

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so does everyone who isn’t a massive homosexualist

they must smell like death itself

>I wear calf-high socks

what color, how thick and what kind?

Do you have more than one pair of cowboy boots? How high do the boots go?

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i know right? i carry my nintendo 3DS AND Switch, an extra hilt for my katana in case it breaks, my foldable fedora, and my vape in my cargo pockets. they're great and fuck anyone who thinks they're not stylish.

I have 3 pairs of boots, the shafts vary from 11"-13", one of the pair of boots are really stockman boots, which are slightly different. The socks are tan wool socks made by Wrangler.

Cargos are kino don't at me

Some throwaway thot at some point in the past tweeted about "lol cargo shorts," probably got upwards of 500 faves (if that,) and some /pol/ nigger or /fa/ nigger who does nothing all day but trawl Twitter looking for nobodies to screencap, screencapped it.

in the US cargo shorts are either overweight dadcore or incelcore and there is no in between. it's been like this pretty much since the popularization of cargo shorts.

>Why are Burgers so insecure about everything?
Because they're fat and look bad in clothing.

>source: my ass

And by your own logic half that demographic gets laid/has a family/probably owns real estate/has an investment portfolio/etc./etc. which I imagine is already six steps above your station in life.

Say that to dicaprio or Jon hamm

The last time I wore cargo shorts was like the 6th grade and they were hand me downs from my brother. It amazes me there are adults that purchase and wear them on their own.

>This triggers man children who wear cargo shorts and flip flops

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calves is probably the hardest muscle to make any gains on

see
How's life at mommy and daddy's house? Or whatever shitty tenement you live in as you work 3 jobs to make end s meet "cuz u wer 2 smart 2 go to college"?

>GDI fucking shits

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>tfw I constantly mog other niggas with my superior leg game

Is there ANYTHING more disgusting then a dude with top-heavy torso/stick legs?

The last time I wore cargo shorts was like the 6th grade and they were hand me downs from my brother. It amazes me there are adults that purchase and wear them on their own

>bald

Wow what a faggot. No way he gets any puss with his Rasputin ass hahaha

>in the US cargo shorts are either overweight dadcore or incelcore and there is no in between. it's been like this pretty much since the popularization of cargo shorts.

Incorrect. There are all kinds of people who wear them and all types of cargo shorts.

The REAL problem no one addresses is how poorly made and sloppy modern cargo shorts appear. I have to make an effort to purchase second hand, used shorts that look good.

I still try on new shorts at Dillards, Macys, Bass Pro Shop, and I still haven't found any modern ones that cut it.

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You replied to the same guy twice genius.

You must be the most insecure tryhard people in existence.

>not caring what you wear triggers roasties and faggots

they're literally repping incelcore in the pictures where they're wearing cargos. Hamm has that ridiculous fucking hat an graphic tee on and dicaprio has his own retarded hat and a literal neckbeard in the photo he's wearing them. they look fucking awful in those pictures and are literally examples of otherwise stylish or handsome men looking ridiculous when they wear cargos.

how can they even do that? are they using external software exclusivly for mass replying? are mass replyers confirmed autists?

He really wanted to post this.

see

I will curbstomp anyone I see anyone wearing cargo shorts

the whole defining aspect of dadcore is that they're no longer trying to get laid because they're older and fatter and have to take care of kids, which is why they're now fine with wearing utilitarian clothing that they know would have gotten them zero action when they were trying.

I have only cargo pants in my closet and i'm not a virgin so check and mate

rape is not a joking matter, user.

>rape is not a joking matter, user.

It is if your dress her up as a clown after you knock her out.

Cuck

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whoa who knew getting a girl pregnant also gave you property ownership and an investment portfolio?

>American """"""fashion""""
Sad!

Whether or not you think cargo shorts are fashionable is one of the easiest screening tests for autism. It's hilarious how offended cargo-autists get because of it.

I'm 6'4 and wear cargo shorts i'd like to see you try bitch

>uk and aussie hours
no wonder this thread is full of retarded opinions

Why doesnt jonah dress like this all the time and stay at this weight? Good look here

The point is "dadcore" blokes are leaps and bounds more fulfilled in life than (You)'ll ever be, and they wear cargo shorts. You blew yourself the fuck out with your own sloppy shitposting and now you're pissed. !!FACT!!!

>"hublubluh now I'm in a corner so i'm gonna resort to woopydoopy leaps of half-baked pseud logic and hope no one notices"

So you wear jorts and gym shorts out in public, I bet you pick up all the ladies.

i'm an university student in south america and everyone even the profesors from europe use back-packs as that guy, i think maybe is just an american thing against functionality.

shitpost smarter, not harder, /pol/cel.

I'm 7'8 and I regularly beat the shit out of cargo short virgins like you, fag.

So glad I never fell for the cargo shorts meme. Just have to baka anytime I still see someone wearing them.

My gf says that guys who wear cargo shorts are repulsive because it demonstrates that they don't have and never will have any meaningful sense of fashion which, like it or not autists, is something that matters to women.

I just grew to 10 feet stupid nigger I'll cave your skull in

>we

ya vibrate?

>is something that matters to women.
only white women

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Wrong. Maybe an autistic Asian chick or a retarded Indian girl would be fine with you dressing like shit, but any other woman who is a 7/10 or better WILL care about the way you dress.

I let my girlfriend dress me anyway so I don't really care

>not wearing cargo shorts to the kinoplex to sneak in snacks and drinks/alcohol
It's like you faggots want to pay their Jewish prices

I dress in dad-core clothing.

But I not a dad.

I wish I was, though.

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If you're wearing chorts unironically you either are an incel, soi, boomer, or on a boat. So pick one

If someone showed up to the kinoplex like this in america they wouldn't be let in and the cops would be called

Why is it always niggers with you? It could be anyone making fun of them.

Option 5: I live in a hot country.