He's just like me

>implying you have any idea what his total assets were

Johnny Sack determines it in the show when he is discussing how much of a threat Tony is with another New Yorker.

tony has shitloads of off the record cash stored away

Uh no dude Tony was a boss and a genuine alpha male Chad. He literally won every time, sorry pussies like you cant understand that and have to make up some insecurity bullshit to cope

tony has money troubles in season 6

Tony is a dead retard

If he had that much money, he wouldn't make such a big deal out of the missing 40 grand from the bird feed box that he stored away.

Off the record?

Did he die? I hope so.

No, brainlet, it's the jew the mentions tony being a poorfag. Hesch, or something.

136 iq. Cope.

yes he would

yeah, about 9 years after the show, died from heart disease from the way he eats. chrissy predicted it.

IQ tiers
Tony B and Big Pussy>Tony, Hesh, Junior>Ralph>Silvio>Chris, Richie, Paulie

reddit says hesh was dumb, tony was riiiiiiiich

>I used to be a practicing CPA, My opinion is

His house in the show is supposed to be Caldwell NJ area, looks like a 3 bedroom / 3-4bath / backyard maybe 2000 sqFeet tops. Liquidation value of house property and vehicles estimated cool million $ The boat , $200,000 or so ... Net income from Kickups, probably estimate around 50k per month range. Net income from Deals/ Sales , estimate around 200k annual

Annual Net value after taxes + expenses I estimate Tony's value at liquidation is $3.5 - $4 Million in assets

and we can completly trust this guy, sopranos house is 1.8 million by itself

>14 Aspen Dr
Caldwell, NJ 07006
-- beds -- baths 5,637 sqft
Off Market
Zestimate®: $1,719,759

>reddit says hesh was dumb
>borrows 200k to tony
Yeah, I can believe it.

Hesh said that Tony spent more that he earned like a new boat, car, Carmela's spechouse, gambling losses, etc

BTFO

>gambling losses
He was a degenerate gambler. And a massive hypocrite.

"Don't wanna have you eatin' cat food!"

youtube.com/watch?v=DIW5wYIZtHY

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Were Junior and big pussy that smart? Tony b, who had an iq of 156, sure killed himself quickly and made lots of questionable choices when he got out.

80 percent of his income is illegal. al capone got fucked by the taxman, not the fbi.

Did he track down and kill Furio?
>during a fight, his wife mentions that she's in love with furio just to fuck with him
>doesn't care that she's likely killing her friend in the process
>same when she spreads rumors about junior going down on his woman and vito being gay
What a self-righteous bitch she was.

ralph was the smartest of the jersey set by far

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With Tony B, he just couldn't hack normal living, regardless of his IQ. None of them can, they are too used to the fast life of the mafia. You saw this in Season 1 with Chrissy dealing with his depression. And you gotta factor in Blundetto's years of bitterness and jealousy seeing what he could have had every time his sees Tony's mansion

Tony B, aka, Animal Blundetto, had a temper.

No matter how "smart" you are, if you can't control your emotions and impulses, you'll make the same mistakes.

youtube.com/watch?v=9Kwpk8_P17s

Furio is the "Happy Wanderer".

Carm is as much as a hypocrite as Tony, that said, Carm really married up with Tony.

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>apologizes for something he claims that he never said, when he's pleading for his life
>tony shows up to your house, and is obviously in a rage
>he's clearly looking for a confession to the horse murder
>all you have to do is not admit to it
>otherwise he can't kill his main earner
>starts defending the crime
He wasn't smart, desu.

he was antisocial, his only flaw

>Animal Blundetto
Where is this from? What did he do to get that nickname?

>he's just like me

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Those example were just stupid mistakes, though. He read the situations very poorly. The same goes for when he decided to make that joke about the fat wife's ass, which should have gotten him killed.

he was doin alotta coke

OOOH!

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if he didnt trust tony, and knew he had that connection through sil to trace phones, he probably would have assassinated the entire new york family. dude didnt give a fuck, and even with his iq made a couple really dumb choices, blundetto COULD have, and would have fucking killed everyone, called it a day, stole as much money as he could and moved to japan to star in weird looking guy porn.

I'd put Chris over Richie and Paulie.

>moved to japan to star in weird looking guy porn
Uh, where do you apply for this job? I think I might have the qualifications...

>gets killed in front of his entire family, leaves nothing behind, gets his assets seized by the feds in the aftermath, and has no lineage to succeed him
real winning 4d chess play right there

They all laughed, user

still smarter than the rest of the jersey crew

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Except the very powerful husband. Why should he care about his popularity with the knuckledragers?

Almost every scene without tony was a drag, especially those with AJ, the priest and chris' writing career. I started skipping more and more in the later seasons.

probably should have watched it in the first place

I was gonna say put bobby in top tier then I remembered he married Janet

someone's missing from this picture

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>the priest
i agree with you this, i knoew i wasnt going to enjoy the next few minutes everytime he showed up. the earlier aj was pretty uninteresting too, but he got better as the show went on.

I loved that whole episode

a lot of people

He was one of the more likable guys, but I didn't get the impression that he was clever. I'd put him next to Silvio.
>married janet
Yeah, that was fucking dumb.

fucking smart you mean, he married into tonys family, that bumps him up a notch.

>pour acid on some poor kid's foot
>laughs about toes being amputated
>self-pity for the next 5 episodes
>clearly thinks he's a good person
I wanted to see him die in the pool.

Janet's was a ticking time-bomb. He was lucky she didn't kill him over some minor thing.

Vito's gay romance was also awful. It dragged on for half a season.

This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it? Yes
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

Based
Cringe tranny

me too, i am the person you replied to bt w and yes i think the show would have been better if he actually fucking killed himself. and the acid thing and getting weird about life, it all makes sense, he got peer pressured into some shit and deeply regretted it, started thinking about life more and shit. he was just pretty sot kid who went along for the ride sometimes, like when they beat the black kid and he didnt stop his friends, but he cried about it later and got super depressed about everything. iv seen kids do that shit so many times irl, that's why i think he became a good character in the show. but yeah, i think they should have killed him

>Tony gets killed
Ultra pleb.

The show went downhill when they put pussy on the boat.

The thing with Phil's brother, whatever happened there.

based and prankpilled

if only vito had gotten the note from his doctor, the whole misunderstanding would've been cleared up

It's been a long time.
What episode was this? Where they go to Italy?

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Luxury Lounge, when Chrissy starts gaining contacts for his movie and he harasses Ben Kingsley

>loses to his fat fuck cucked brother-in-law
A-alpha

Even if tony died at some point there was at least 500k in offshore accounts for Carmella.

121388955
kill yourself zoom zoom

this show was never meant for zoomers

>Janet
>Janet
>Janet's
What's wrong with you?

>became a good character
he was always a good character

In fairness he did get sucker punched. Nine times out of ten the first hit determines which way the fight is going to go.

tony realizing he deserved that beat down was great. he still did the dick thing and made bobby kill for the first time after "needing to be the boss" shit ran through his head for too long, but the beat down was deserved in tony's eyes initially. tony is an asshole lol

I do eat gabagool

>"No!"

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he was the boss
>lol

yes, so that's why he ordered bobby to ruin his soul for eternity, he did the thing the boss needed to do, which is not get the shit kicked out of him and just let it go