Greatest actor alive

>greatest actor alive
>married for 20 years to a non-celebrity
>family man
>great personality
>handsome as fuck
>when not making a film, he doesn’t socialise with people who make films

how is it even possible to be this fucking based

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By being a narcissistic sociopathic asshole

this isn't a thread about you

He's a fucking retard who thinks he's a better actor than he really is. The only movie where he was even good was American Psycho because he was just playing himself.

this post is spot on.

No, he was playing Tom Cruise.

I don't even want these dubs

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impressive, very nice

based dubman thread

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He paid attention to what fame did to those around him and chose not to follow their examples or make their mistakes. Hartnett did the same thing and that's why he bailed on Hollywood.

it is his best role and no one could have played it better, but yes i watched all the other movies with him and never was impressed, maybe he has a bad taste in movies or he just is boring.

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Checked

Checked!

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>greatest actor alive
that's not Joaquin Phoenix

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He does not seem like a very nice person

But Tom cruise is an alien who acts like this guy so people believe he’s human

I have no proof but I’m convinced this guy is a psychopath

nice

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He is just a really convincing actor who has played psychopaths. I'd love to see him play Ted Bundy during his prison years.

By all means, that's good enough evidence. Run a headline.

you couldn't pay me to even watch terminator salvation again, I can't imagine how painful it must have been to do another take just because some light guy can't hold a light

I have proof that you are a tranny

>family man
>beat up his wife and his mother

Name one great film he's been in.

No but I’m decided to fuck a good tranny escort

most of these point can be said for McAvoy too

Goodfellas

>paying to get fucked by a man

someone post the screencap

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source? not true otherwise
BASED BALE is what i like to call hiim.

>Major Hollywood celebrity but his politics are a mystery
Holy fuck this guy must be wignat as fuck.

i did 3 times, was fun but be careful most do drugs and are hiv+

How can he be a family man when he's never at home because he's making movies?

Literally just open his google ‘movies’ tab and you’ll see tons of great movies

>beat up his wife
Citation needed. I think you're getting confused with his sister and that's not appropriate outside of /gif/.
>and his mother
The mother he famously has a bad relationship with, who is famously full of shit, and who was able to provide absolutely no evidence other than 'beleeve all wahmen!'?

Empire of the sun
Out of the furnace
The prestige
Equilibrium
The fighter

Sorry sweetie. Does it trigger you that he's not a fag?

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Hiv and herpes are the only reason I haven’t fucked one yet

>the only movie where he was even good was American Psycho

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>tears your lights down

condom and you don't have to worry about hiv. i hate condoms but with shemales i would never go raw, never ever.
i had luck, when i was 20 i had a cute latina shemale and she liked me, just had to pay for the first time after that could come for free, sadly they are never long in town, not more than 1-2 weeks.

I think he's pretty brilliant in The Prestige

Yeah, would rather share needles with a junkie than go raw in a shemale

To be honest what draws me in is playing with his dick, probably wouldn’t even fuck his/her/it’s ass

LARP

>great personality
This I doubt. Bale seems way too intense to be a fun guy to hang around with.

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>child actor
>child actor in a Spielberg movie
Poor guy had it rough

Christian Bale here. Why would you say this about me?

Harsh times anyone?

el topo

Christian Bale here. Why are you pretending to be me?

by getting these digits

It gets even better.

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It is now.

Christian Bale here. Do I go around pretending to be you? NO THEN GET OUT OF MY THREAD

Powerful chakra user

they should call him Cringin Bale
because that’s what I do every time I see one of his atrocious prerformances

kek

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>kek
i was just kidding here are the actual dubs

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>or he just is boring.
I believe this because he plays himself in every role, and he doesn't have the personality or charisma as the other actors who do that successfully.

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Finna check those

was not getting dubs part of your plan?

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Check em

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I've heard that Bale does copious amounts of meth to lose weight for movie roles.

>The virgin Bale
>The chad Bale
>The coomer Bale
>The boomer Bale

sorry we're totally booked

Check wut

you forgot to mention that he's also the star of the most widely known and used reference on 4channel

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He's a pretty strong actor, maybe even the best actor of our generation. But he can be mediocre at times. Like in 'Vice', where Steve Carell and Amy Adams outshone him

CHECK AN TWICES
t. KRISTIAN BAIL

my bad mate, I was just checking them out and forgot them in my pocket, here

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of coursh!

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>yes, operator, I'll gladly take them instead of virgin bale over here, thank you for reaching out to me

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Why does he appear in public as a smug narcissist on the edge of disintegration if he's such a normal dude?

the batman voice. wtf was he thinking?

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>3rd image
So whens the terry davis biopic coming out?

t. the extra that got yelled at

He sucked enough fuck-you cock as a child star on the set of Newsies and that Spielberg movie.

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Cursed thread

>fake laugh
I thought this guy was a good actor

>raped by hollywood jews since the age of 13

How could you not be a British Psycho™?

Christian Bale here. What are you getting out of this? haven't you got anything better to do than pretend to be me? get a life.

Christian Bale here. Ignore that imposter.

Blessed thread

Christian Bale here. Just wanted to let you know.

>Back in 2008, Christian Bale made headlines after he was arrested amid claims he'd assaulted his mother and sister during an argument at a hotel in his native Britain when he was in town for the premiere of "The Dark Knight."

>Now, his mother, Jenny James Bale, has revealed that their long family feud is finally over after more than a decade. "Yes, we are talking. I know Christian is in London," she told Britain's Mirror in a story published on Feb. 11.

He's probably upset that she pimped him out to hollyjew as a prepubescent.

Oh shit. He hung out with based orange man? Say no more! Christian is officially /ourguy/.

He probably really enjoy being by himself, so he avoid problems while staying focused

Keked

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YOU WANT ME TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS
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great flick
it's a shame David Ayers made suicide squad

nice

B-)

Bale's level of dedication to portray various characters, undergoing insane physical transformations, repeatedly, suggests he has a strong will, and probably has some deeper, psychological issues.

Dubs

Trips

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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