Oh shit, they're actually doing it

Oh shit, they're actually doing it

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You have got to be fucking kidding me.

but they come in the emergency exit without buying a ticket.

>no link
0/10

What did you think they were going to do?
That's why you had to build up a relationship with our man on the inside Robert.

No this shit is real. There's going to be undercover cops in the audience. Anyone who goes wild while werewolfing out by howling is going to be taken down.

fine, I'll just bring my buddy

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kek

>Going to the cinema alone
Bring a friend, they cant possibly ban a group of friends can they?

I thought that joker was actually a soiboi with a black gf?

When is this dumb movie coming out? I just want everyone to shut the fuck up about it.

Men aren't allowed.

that would be homophobic user

man, I'm staring to think this is definitely a marketing move. I can't be the only one feeling a bit excited that some shit might go down while I'm watching the movie.

Source and link please

This you guys are retarded

That's totally fucked up. Get off the internet for awhile and clear your head.

go back.

Gamers rise up

So uh, where's the link?

As long as you're strapped, you shouldn't fear some action. Hey you might save some lives as well. Who doesn't want to be a hero to a few dozen grills?

N-no...! You can't exclude an entire demographic just because of the actions of a few deranged people! That only applies to Muslims!

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post actual link to article OP if this isn't fake

Fuck off /leftypol/

ave 'em the ol' 218-2184133_post-screaming-crying-wojak-hd-png-download.png.jpg

Are you white? Groups of white men under 30 are no longer allowed to assemble.

>*box office drops by 60%*

>shooter indiscriminately opens fire in a dark room with his (most likely) semi-auto rifle
>No need to worry, fair maidens! I brought my trusty 1911 handgun!
>indiscriminately opens fire in the direction of the shots
>adds to shooters kill count
>gets shot
>media reports there were two shooters

this is fake

You'd be condition white in a dark theater watching a room, any combat scenario would end with you in shock and either panicking and shooting someone who didn't do anything or just getting killed in the initial crossfire. you cant actually anticipate a combat situation all the time. That's why ambushes are effective. It's literally impossible to react to something that happens extremely quickly no matter who trained you.

it's my 1st amendment right to not sit there like a good little boy but to werewolf and go autistic

>land of the free
>can't even go to the cinema alone
L M A O

reminder to all dumb zoomer newfaggots that that article doesn't exist

>implying the word incel was a widespread thing back in 2012

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>implying Holmes, Rodger and the Columbine guys weren't incels

>at the request of joaquin phoenix
Just boycot the movie.

I don't go to movies alone though. Especially not spandex movies.

kek

the levels of marketing are actually very impressive today. Reverse rage, outrage clicks, this shit is so precise in its understanding of human psyche it frightens me how much they're learning. Just look at Rambo, very similar tactic. Bring in the MAGA boys by having the onions boys call it violent. Its for sure a clown world

>columbine guys
>incels
Stop acting retarded. Or are you retarded?

hahaha

OP's image is fake.

>IT'S FAKE YOU RETARDS, THE ARTICLE IS FAKE. STOP REPLYING TO THIS FUCKING TROLL. CAN'T BAIT ME, ASSHOLE.

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take your fucking meds schzizo people make up make fake stories and troll people on every board aswell as tv simply for the (you)

I hope you're not implying they were gay lovers. That's bullshit defamation.

I can wait a month for the pirated version with korean surtitles

NOT FAKE

I REPEAT, NOT FAKE

ACTUALLY HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!(((

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unironically this
i don't know how people still get so mad that other people are falling for bait

hehehehehehehe

>joker will push me over the edge and makes me get a movie date with a girl
Based. No society can contain mr.J forever.

FUCKING BASED

Bwahahahaha

because they are new here and think they can change the board & the nature of retards.
there will always be total fucking retards who believe anything they read without verifying it until the day it dies

OP pic is fake but a no-singles policy is basically the best way to ensure that some incel will shoot up your theater.

imagine believing this for even a second. Imagine the discrimination law suits.

it would have to be every film, even then i think the dark knight shooter didnt buy a ticket and used a fire exit or something to gain entrance from the back

I'm gonna go to the showing in my joker costume. I wonder if they'll pull some marketing stunt and I'll get to meet the actual joker

yes yes YES!

Because couples have never murdered together, right.

Yeah but I don't care about Muslims, though

>It is false
I wish it was real. People going alone to the cinemas are the lowest of the lowest and are not even ashame of been like that. Ugh... It piss me off so hard you incels exists in the same plane than me.

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Yeah, because watching a movie is a fucking social event?

I'm not even an incel, but this is retarded. All of my movie experiences with friends have been good, but it's because they watch the fucking movie and don't talk during it like shitheads. Sometimes you just wanna chill for a bit.

Gamers, RISE UP

>"Im not even an incel"
>That whole text

Please get laid

Theaters aren't that dark.

>bring a friend
where do you think you are

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Cope

Some place where social interaction is needed for a fucking movie, I guess. Are people afraid to be alone for two seconds?

based

Nice buzzword retard. Please keep making your parents ashame and sad you piece of shit.

You'll always be my friend user...

>I wonder if they'll pull some marketing stunt and I'll get to meet the actual joker
No, they won't. Don't dream impossible dreams

>mad because someone doesn't make a movie a social event on an indonesian basket weaving board

‘Murica

All this seething over a fake headline. I really miss the days before idiots found out about this place.

thank you fren

>HEY EVERYBODY WATCH OUT, THIS GUY OVER HERE IS BY HIMSELF, TAKE COVER!!!!!!

nice 1 sherlock

He is. Article's fake.

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LINK OR IT'S FAKE

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just say u identify as a woman they will let u in

How has the Aurora shooter an "incel" when he had an Indian gf?

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>Indian
Doesn't really count desu

>mfw americans

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I literally take girl pills but I’m boymoding
I wonder if I pass the no singles policy or not
This is essentially post-911for cute white boys kek

you know youre a deranged hypocrite right? just admit it atleast, ill respect you more.

>He doesnt remember how not being mad feels like since he is over 20 and still a virgin

How so?

lol fuck off pussy

alright i guess you havent said anything retarded. but you know who im talking about

Isn't this discrimination?

If you keep entertaining this idea as a joke that's hard to distinguish from reality, it will eventually become real.

meme magic

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check'd and kek'd

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My local theater has banned singles age 30 or under from night time shows Thursday/Friday/Saturday. You can still go to matinees. Why the half measures? Who knows.

By the way this rule applies to females too. You won't be able to meet any femcel qt Joker fans.

So this is our reality now.
Blessed are the Mememakers.

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does it apply to boymod trans? Like isn’t that transphobic towards me

>He doesnt remember how not being mad feels like since he is over 20 and still a virgin

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Well, that seems reasonable
>no weapons on you sir!
>enjoy the movie!

who cares about stable societies anyway amirite fellow leftists?

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Fake as fuck, a lawyer would have a field day with this shit.

Everyday we lose more freedom, tangibly or otherwise. Collapse of the current system is the only hope humanity has for a future where our minds aren't collectively controlled by this type of shit.

Can I bring my sexdoll?

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/r9k/'s gonna be pissed.

>single males
If I get stopped and frisked I’m going to tell them I’m a tranny and they should respect my gender.

Yea it's fake. But I think establishment can choose their customers, so maybe no lawyers would be needed.

Desi*

>columbine pic
>post ends in 99
spooky

Two(2) tickets for The Joker (2019) please

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Why can’t you go in yourself and say you’re saving a seat for your friend who’s outside?

Ha, take that society.

WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS LIKE SAYING NO KIDS TO A FUCKING MARVEL FILM. FUCK YOU CINEMAS, YOU'LL GET WHATS COMING TO YOU.

>zeroday live

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Did they watch The Matrix? I bet they did.

Trips and you have to shoot up the cinema closest to you.

When a nigga be poppin shit get hella bright

That guy, James Holmes, who committed the mass murder, I don't think he is an incel. He was just some college student who went through a mental breakdown. He was just some neurosciences student who went nuts. Not an incel, even though he broke up with his girlfriend. The media is just throwing that word around so that the normies will click on their article. I think he was just mentally unstable.

I remember i was in 9th grade when this shit went down. Literally just started high school. Adults were tryin to be somber but the kids were like fuck yeah, kill the bullies.

Uh oh, it’s penis inspection time lads

it happened less than one month after The Matrix came out, so yeah,

based and frenpilled

everything is more enjoyable with a friend at your side.

Based and checked

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and your OTHER gun!

Could you imagine how fast the courts would shoot that down?

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What do you get when you cross a mentally-ill loser with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

THEY CAN'T STOP ME BECAUSE I'M THE JOKE GUY BABY!

Your kerning is shit.

>people taking incel shit seriously
Here in the third world shithole incels are a meme.

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/r9k/

>islam is right about women

Nobody goes to movies alone. This will have as much impact as a "no ghosts are allowed in" rule.

GAMERS

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You wake up from the Matrix after crashing your car and Dylan Klebold welcomes you aboard the hover ship.