How good would these guys be on the Joe Rogan Experience?

gay

Cara Delevingne
Daisy Ridley
Lena Dunham

I wanted to slap him the whole time with Bret Weinstein. He made such a fool of himself

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>Norm McDonald
Please, God

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Who's dick are you sucking? There's only like 2 or 3 oligarchs who can provide you with tele right? And you watch the ads, right?
I'll take the whole Internet instead of that, thank you

Erich von Däniken
William Shatner
Norm McDonald

>Styxhexenhammer666
>Pewdiepie
>Chris Chan
Any of these 3 would be epic

No, that other kinda successful comedian but he didn't quite make it mainstream

Are you referring to Theobald Capitani von Kurnatowsk?

>>Johnny Knoxville
shit
>>Sasha Baron Cohen
shit
>>Will Ferrell
shit

pleb choices OP

Check out the ones with Paul Stamets or Dan Flores. Often the unknown people are the most interesting

Knoxville would be good because of his experience from being in jackass crew to moving to movies, the other two just would suck

You must have watched at least 4 Rick & Morty episodes!
Who would you have mr pretentious twat?

the chris chan episode would be a sight to fucking behold. im picturing the kind of things that could take place in that conversation and its making me laugh

Top 3:
Shia Labeouf
Trent Reznor
Brie Larson
I guarantee all 3 would be very interesting.

>Brie Larson
Why is she interesting?

anita sarkeesian

i get hard just from thinking about this podcast, imagining her trying to force a non beta male to get on her side.

podbay.fm/podcast/827905050/e/1447044932

>Danny McBride
Why hasn't this happened already holy shit

vaush

Joe would 100% dominate her. Would be satisfying to watch

I listened to 30 seconds and she's not interesting
You know who would be though? Sam Hyde

"wait wait wait wait, pump the breaks! You're saying you went to the UN to talk about feminism in video games when there are so many actual women facing real problems out there?"

fucking kek it would be glorious

I actually meant to post podtail.com/podcast/the-nerdist/brie-larson/
but you can give the first one a listen too.
And why I'd have her on is to clear her opinions on diversity/politics in general. I think it would be an interesting discussion and she'd be susceptible to agree with a lot of Joe's points, which will most likely be pretty different than hers.

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I wish Sam Hyde went on and then like 2 minutes in Rogan just goes apeshit and beats the life out of him Sam will have a false sense of security and them a turning kick to the side of the head then Sam mutters some half muttered gibberish in a stupor and joe grabs him and smashes his face into the table and we watch his nose explode before Rogan puts him in a rear naked choke and sams big fat head turns blue

There's nothing that would be able to prepare Joe unless he sat and watched the entire twenty-something part comprehensive history on YouTube. And even then, I dont think Joe has encountered someone like Chris. Especially now with the dimensional merge and tulpas Chris has. Joe would never be the same after that interview.

Sam Hyde might be interesting but we've already heard him talk. I'd get Varg on it. And get Jesse Ventura to do another one.

Pewds would be depressing. You can see that he is pretty much just Chan shitposter, who looks for a reason to go out of bed everyday.
You can glimpse it in few of his guest podcasts he did.

The UN is so gay

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I have no idea who this Chris Chan fella is, so I googled him and still have no idea

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I glimpse it whenever I see his shitty face in a random thumbnail. I doubt that guy has anything worthwhile to say.

>Varg
Maybe after that, everybody realizes that Varg is a depressing retard and nobody cares about his stupid ramblings anymore. You have my vote.

Kek. Look up "Christian Weston Chandler"

Trump
Ethan/hila
Ludacris

Holy shit this a juicy wiki articla
>Trap
>Autistic
>Incel

When you google 'your name'+'the hedgehog' is he the one who made all those?

Mr. Big Chest

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Dave Hughes as an honorable mention

Strange

this based zoomer

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Jesus christ are you 16?

I'm 29

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>trap
He's not "trapping" anyone don't worry
>autistic
Yes
>incel
Once upon a time yes. But he's had sex since becoming a tranny. Just look up "Chris Chan a Comprehensive History" on YouTube.

>trump only if he cant dodge any questions.

>Ethan/hila because in my opinion they are the 2nd best podcast next to rogan.

>Luda because hes simply a very interesting person to me

Karl Pilkington
Thom Yorke
Dan Soder

What about him should I know?
I'm out of the loop

Try to stay far from this sewer, user. You did well till this point. You don't want to know, trust me.

i fucking hate comedians on joe rogan, they're unfunny fucks all of them
i hate stand up as well for the same reason
i dont get the appeal of someone standing and talking and making pauses every so often because retarded audiences are conditioned to laugh during those times

Literally who?

>Luda because hes simply a very interesting person to me
Bullshit, what about Luda is interesting?

Tariq Nasheed would be pure kino

Don't know about him, but the ones you don't know about are often the best episodes

Imagine if /pol/ was black and weirdly obsessed with trannies

There's hours and hours of material about his life. An entire wiki, in fact. Various sagas over the years. All quite fascinating. Just dig into it.

Theyre already weirdly obsessed with trannies.

They could chat about conspiracy shit

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I can't follow what level of irony /pol/ is on right now. I think at the moment they're promoting Islam

Get him and Contrapoints on the same episode and ask him about buck breaking

Hyde never went on Rogan did he? I know Rogan watched 2070 Paradigm Shift on air, Sam really should've tried to get on while WP was still on the air. Sam doing the Lena Dunham self defense bit for Rogan would've been hilarious.

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Hyde would be a high quality guest

this is my favorite

youtu.be/v8ZCX0eywXw

NOOOOO SAM IS A PEDOPHILE AND A KIKE

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Doug Walker
Quentin Tarantino
Mc Ride

Why does that bother you? Entertainment is entertainment

Ok gang here's one for you:
Would Marshall Mathers aka Eminem be a good guest?
I think not really

so is [insert your favorite celebrity here]

He's known as a quiet guy so no

>Matt Groening

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>R.A The Rugged Man
>Jared Taylor
>Elliot Hulse

>Erich von Däniken
Nice.

I can't stand Palahniuk. I like his first 4-5 books but this gay guy is unbearable.

Steven Seagal
Stallone
Hulk Hogan
Nic Cage
Wayne Gretzky

Knoxville is only interesting pick.

Ferrel maybe but he never really interests me in interviews, he isn't that funny unless he has a script that he can jump from.
Sasha Baren Cohen can't be interviewed until he is 80 and stops character acting an honest interview with him would prob spoil the magic.

Bono
Leo DiCap
LL Cool J

my picks
Sam Hyde
Nick Mullen
Mike and Jay from rlm

Perhaps Will Ferrell is not everyone's cup of tea, but Sasha Baron Cohen?? I want to know everything about that show

Tom Dwan
George W Bush although likely not gonna happen

chris langan

He seems chill as fuck doesn't he GWB?

Yeah now that hes out of office. He was always a nice guy, just had a lot of bad luck as president

never thought of rob zombie doing one but i'm halfway through his, it's great
hard to narrow mine down to 3 so i'll do two lists for film and music
film:
>david lynch
>keanu reeves
>werner herzog
music:
>trent reznor
>marilyn manson
>courtney love and "accidentally" double book her with billy corgan

Neil Breen

George Soros + Alex Jones

Me

Maybe he can have James Hetfield on to talk about bees again. I didn't expect much from Hetfield, but that was bad.

The ultimate guest:
>John McAfee

>rich
>married his faithful gf
>biggest youtube channel
>doesn't have to work another day in his life
He's won at life. Why the fuck would he be sad?

Dutch Giant (Olivier Richters) - I just want to see the size disparity between him and Joe.
Big Herc
Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Joe Rogan is not worthy of Norm McDonald

>Quentin Tarantino
After hearing Joe praise OUATIH and hold his own discussing film with Rob Zombie, I'm convinced it could make a decent podcast.
>Norm McDonald
Comedy legend, apparently it came close to happening but Norm's people or someone from Netflix didn't want him to go on.
>Sam Hyde
Never gonna happen, but it would be a hilarious trainwreck to watch.

Go listen WTF with Marc Maron.
He get actors all the time (and they are all boring dolts with nothing interesting to say)

>it's a guests go off on a thirty minute tangent about old Porsches episode

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>Sam Hyde
Nah, Sam got exposed for being a borderline pedo and that shit was sent to Joe's booking agent and shit. He'll never be on Joe Rogan.

youtube.com/watch?v=zuk-CIwyyKg

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McBride doesn’t live in LA anymore but he would be a great fit

gonna need you to cool it with the anti-semitic remarks buddy

Styxhexenhammer666
Ryan Dawson
James O'Keefe
soph

>Trent Reznor
Joe would sperg out about Quake again, I want to see it happen

little fact that hes an unfunny talentless hack probably is more of a factor.

THIS

For me

He can’t even give Hezzy straight answers

youtu.be/dJvQxXqkizg

>Thomas Pynchon covering his head with a giant hood.
would be the podcast to end all podcasts

>an honest interview would spoil the magic
He’s been interviewed out of character on TV multiple times

But Joe doesn’t read
TP should go on Conan’s podcast

Can I get a list of other good guests if I enjoyed Alex Jones, Rob Zombie, Nigger Degrasse Tyson and Dan Ackroyd?

Bob Lazar

>"So about that proof..."
>"Ooh, ow, my migraines Joe..."

randal carlson

Kanye West, Alex Jones, Eddie Bravo, Bob Lazar mega episode

My dream episode would be Sam Hyde an Nick Mullen at the same time.

knoxville would be the only good one. Actors never do well on podcasts, especially not his.

>Michael Richards
>Carlos Mencia
>Larry The Cable Guy

>Brie Larson
>30 minutes in, Joe starts closing out the podcast.

Noam Chomsky
Jared Taylor
Donald Hoffman.

His one with Paul Stamets was good. Not because Joe Rogan is that good of an interviewer, but because Stamets has had lots of practice speaking about his topic and knows how to move the conversation forward.

Liked it, but the documentary faggot overstepped his welcome.

David Paulides from Missing 411 but half way through Joe gets kidnapped by a bigfoot.
Plot twist pic related

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i would give my left nut for this episode, throw in michael shermer as well in a follow up podcast as well

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