“Bill Murray! OMG! Have you heard of the #metoo movement!?

>I can only laugh at humor that doesn’t punch up
>the only truly funny humor is dry, droll stuff, don’t you agree user?
>I went to college, I’m almost 30 years old
>30 years old

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whos bitch this is?

The actors from that generation of SNL were too based to harvest babies to stay young like the rest of Hollywood

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who dat?

>win the genetic lottery
>spend the rest of your life on easy mode
it's not fair, bros

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If a girl like that, with her boobs at an angle for you to look at them like that, wraps her arm around you like that, and you don't look down into her shirt for at least half a second, i'm convinced you're gay.

It's not wrong to look at an attractive girl, a moments glance is natural. Actively trying to look away from girls is gay.

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WHO DIS ?!

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minijello on instagram

reverse google search takes two seconds

Wait am I supposed to worship Betty White or Bill Murray? What say you redit?

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>121382205
Scotch?

LOOK AT ME IM SO DEADPAN IN MY SERIOUS ROLES PLEASE GIB ME OSCAR

Could you imagine being this stacey? Rich, attractive, and bigger tits than most fat girls? It's the alpha stacey

>craft beer
>beard oil

MMMMMMMMMWWWWWUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMWWWWWUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH *POP*MMMMMMMMMWWWWWUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH *POP*MMMMMMMMMWWWWWUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH *POP*MMMMMMMMMWWWWWUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH *POP*

Hopefully lost in translation 2 that movie is so fucking comfy

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these people live in a different reality than most of us

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based

fag pig

>pilates instructor
Oh, she's one of those legit prostitutes on IG, huh

Stella Artois

she cute but she looks like will be considered a milf by the age of 25

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Nofap so im just going to leave this thread

should i lads?

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>hamplanet with a cropped cleavage pic
no bro, she's 300+ lbs

how have you not learned that lips + tits = fat?

And thats a good thing

Yeah those bags are gonna be sagging to the floor if she takes off the padded sports bra and the compression shirt

>genetic lottery
I don't believe her boobies are real. Her bodyfat is too low

suck those fat titties

you can tell she's fat, so unless you're into that, no

Another pic, but she unfortunately has tattoos. I'm also only 19, little scared of meeting a 28 year old.

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>Snapchat slimming filter
>Extreme angle
>Cropping so you can't see her belly or holding her tits up with her arms.

I hope you know she's going to be fat with saggy tits

user I hope you know she's going to be fat with saggy tits

>I don't believe her boobies are real.
those are 100% real. Tit size isn't always directly related to bodyfat

That's repulsive.

>Should I?

You are acting like you can when in reality swiping right doesn't mean instant sex. Even if you do match theres a 99% chance she ghosts you. Score a date first and then we'll talk.

Actually not that bad. Go for it, bro.

>Those nails + tats
Better brush up on your feminist dance theory user

i mean that she wont age well

Her name is in the thread, tardo

Grim, I would though

t. Sam Hyde fan

I live in the norf of england. She's a 8 here.

More like 38. No way that bitch is 28, probably already had 15 dicks in her ass in the last week. So if being eskimo bros with your whole community is your thing then go for it.

I saw Katharine McPhee on there this week selling her feet for $50,000, cash or check only, DM to inquire

right? and has at least 2 teenage kids

lol this stupid ho gets fatter by the day. If she lost some pounds she'd be an absolute bomb.
An she most likely won't lose much tit size.

This is unappealing. Doesn’t she realize how ridiculous those cartoonish sized implants look?

>This is unappealing.
to you. To like 90% of the nonfaggot male population though, she's very appealing

get some quality head then dump her fat ass bro

and prostitution is still illegal. that titcow from OP is no doubt selling her body for tens of thousands yet the fags here have to sneak around just to get their rocks off.

That makes sense. Go for it then

some women are blessed/cursed with massive tits regardless of their bodyfat

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This one is better. At least her ass is ass big as her tits.

disgusting creature

Is she still scamming people

Absolutely would bro. I'd let this fat semen extractor ride me until completion. Ask her to take your virginity, women love that shit ngl

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Proportional, nicely shaped B to C cups with cute nips BTFOs giant balloon sloppers anytime, anywhere. Fight me.

>Ask her to take your virginity, women love that shit ngl
Good call.

I agree with you, but that doesn't mean they're unappealing.

Holy shit. The ultimate woman.

Didn't his wife accuse him of being a pedo or sexual degenerate or something? I could never find out much about the allegations.

excuse you

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I think what’s unappealing is the speculation on that girl’s personality. The fact that she thinks giant cartoon boobs on a tiny, fit girl frame is a good look is concerning.

She said he was a huge pothead and sort of a sexual deviant. Nothing really major or unexpected.

stop projecting then you faggot.

> The fact that she thinks giant cartoon boobs on a tiny, fit girl frame is a good look is concerning.
she looks good, you're the only faggot turning your nose up to it. Just stop.

is this his daughter?

How do you know they are implants? Some girls have massive tits from their genetics.

this user gets it

if you wouldnt let this chunky whore slob all over your cock and titfuck you all night until you are literally sore you are either a faggot, underage, or direly lacking in sexual experience

you could be sucking the milk out of those big floppy funbags right now if you weren't such a fucking homo

this isn't about being into fat chicks or not being into fat chicks, it's about not being gay

But they do look great. There is nothing more revolting than flat chestedness on a girl. Raisins on a washboard, puke.

Yeah but there’s a happy medium. She just looks ridiculous, assuming that pic isn’t photoshopped anyway.

same lad, probably why I would n'all

Based s o y jack poster

19yo user probably wants to preserve some dignity and would rather lose his virginity to a fit girl with a good personality instead of a trashy slampig.

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>no ass
>kind of average in the face
yikes

n-no sorry user, I promise I won't like things that are forbidden by the elder incel council anymore!

looks like harmony reigns, go for it bro

What the hell does sexual deviant mean in this day and age? Cosby and Savile are pretty much the only things that come to mind for most people, or some kind of shit fetish. What else would actually shock people?

I love milker threads

Bill’s ex-wife is an old boomer so she probably just wasn’t down for his sexual appetite.

Damn this titcow could feed an entire african village. Fund it

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Found this chick in my area too.

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Yeah probably, always made me wonder though. His wife must be an old veteran of Hollywood from the 70s/80s, and you wouldn't think all that delicate and easily shocked.

She cute.

When do this become a cumbrain tits thread?

For me it's c cups on a short girl

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>being a 19 year old lad and getting dominated by some kinky chavgoth bbw with 9 years more experience
sounds good to me m8

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its exactly "fair" user, we're all here on Yea Forums cause of a privilege of birth, ie not being a rural Indonesian kid making t shirts in a factory; even though we're not living her high life we've still got it pretty good
she will have a life where noone talks to her as an equal, are only interested superficially in her looks, and probs horrible back problems. her mind will be shallow from this lifestyle, a life of never having to work hard for anything will make her terminally miserable in the future when her looks fade and shes worthless. its all about perspective user

milk truk just arrive

butterface af

>the most kino of costumes
yep, she's based. wouldn't use a condom

Just don't expect anything but a few meaningless sex sessions. Also, be ready to change your phone number, just in case. And never, ever tell her where you live. There's a VERY good reason she's single at 28 and has all those tattoos.

>OMG Bill Murray is so funny xd even tho I have never laughed to anything he is been in 9gag told me he was funny and thats enough for me.

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>Yeah but there’s a happy medium. She just looks ridiculous
FOR YOU

I beckon thee user.

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This based fatty chaser knows what's up.

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holy shit

would without any regrets

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Good thread

Yikes

This one really got the redditors mad lol

God damn blonde girls with huge breasts are so perfect. There's no way nature would randomly conjure something like that up.

first we feast!

>Claire Abbott
what does she do nowadays? besides appearing in 'Hot Singles Near You' pop up ads

Worst case scenario she's cute. You butterface people are faggots

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unless there's new ones, we've seen her nudes already

Honestly with all that milk you are bound to churn some butter out of it.

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Name?

I'm glad she finally shows of her bare tits

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Come on guys, include the names in your posts if you know them. It’s just proper etiquette.