JOE ROGAN I SWEAR TO CHRIST BACK IN THE 80’s, THE 1780s I FOUGHT OFF THE BRITISH AND FORMED THE US. ME AND BEN FRANKLIN WOULD GET FUCKED UP AND FUCK THE STINKIEST SLAVES ON THE FARM JOE ROGAN
JOE ROGAN I SWEAR TO CHRIST BACK IN THE 80’s, THE 1780s I FOUGHT OFF THE BRITISH AND FORMED THE US...
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Jason Rodriguez
nice outfit goober
Brody Sullivan
Diaz is a great storyteller
Ayden James
I would believe he said this.
Christian Sanders
joe rogan you're not gonna believe this joe rogan, ok joe rogan you remember that time I was talking with joke rogan and joe rogan was all joe rogan ha ha joe rogan you remember that joe rogan?
Liam Thompson
Alex Jones says he's the funniest man alive and so doe Rogan.
Carter Thomas
Joe Rogan back in 1984 I met David copperfield in Chinatown behind a rub n tug where the stinky chinks would rub your cock like they were polishing a fuckin diamond. Joe Rogan I shit you not David copperfield was makin a machine like in the movie The Prestige so we put my coke in there and motha fuckin disappeared so I jump in after my coke and goddamn Joe Rogan I got sent back to the year 33. Well there was this son of a bitch standing there turnin water into wine and so I’m like “yo motha fucka turn this sand into coke” but he bitches out like a bitch so I fuckin went over to this Roman guard and turned this fucker in. I even got a bag of gold Joe Rogan, it was fucked up. Last I heard he was in a fuckin tomb and escaped, Jesus was a fuckin crazy bastard.
Mason Anderson
As much as this fat fuck says he works out how is he still obese? Not a little heavy or husky he is slobbingly obese
Maybe he’s lying?
Kayden Richardson
I SAID TA LADY LIBERTY "SHOW ME YOUR MONKEY"
I ATE HER MONKEY IN THE BATHROOM STALL OF A GAS STATION JOE SWEAR TA GAWG
Leo Price
It's not about the content, it's about the delivery, because he expresses emotions really well, because he lived it
Oliver Hernandez
FUCKING KEK
Sebastian Gray
Us Spaniards, Joe Rogan, we know. We brought the weed to the new world, because you gotta get high while fucking single Atztec mothers in the same room as their kids. You ever fuck a jew broad in front of her kids after doing her coke all night? I tell you Joe Rogan, it's the best. Then you shit in her hamper and she makes you an egg. That's living, Joe Rogan.
Charles Ortiz
Took me a second to realize he has a t-shirt on, and the sleeves hang to his wrists.
What is that, 16x?
John Thompson
Its a medium (in America).
Nicholas Hill
The eighties were crazy joe Rogan lemme tell you. I met this dude called blood eye bill and we fuckin went back in time to 1689 joe Rogan and me n blood eye bill became pirates and sailed the seas killing and raping. It was the life, being a pirate until ol blood eye bill got eaten by a shark and I said “fuck dis” and came back to the 1980s joe Rogan
Landon Taylor
so?
Adrian Bell
Joe lemme tell you we were so fucked up back then and dis wasn’t just coke dis stuff turned your eyes blue joe Rogan. Cuz when I was in Queens me n dis Asian motha fucker with a peg leg, peg leg Pan found a portal to some fuckin desert planet with deez giant space worms when we got scooped up by Maud’dib and dis motha fucka had the craziest coke called spice, we were lit joe Rogan and all a sudden he pulls up to this fat bastard flying around and just blasts that fucker out of the sky. Said Barron killed his pops. Goddamn joe Rogan, dune was fuckin crazy
Julian Jenkins
Angel Garcia
>Ay Joe Rogan *takes deep breath*, *talks a little slower and in lower voice* so I'm just sittin' there, on a comedown from the coke I just did, lemme tell you, I'd do a gram a day, I shit you not, I'd get some from my dealah', I'd snort half the baggie right there and save the rest for when I got back
>I'd go see my girlfriend, if she didn't wan' ta' fuck I'd go back to my place, I was livin' in Boulder at the time so you know shit was weird, lots of pussy and drugs everywhere, mostly hippies, lemme tell you I fuckin' hate hippies
>I'd get myself a few joints, smoke the fuck outta them, watch some TV, the usual, back then it was tough gettin' pussy, I hadn't had any for months
>I spotted this chick on the street, I shit you not I yelled at her that she looked fuckin' amazin' and she asked me if I wanted mah dick sucked, I told her fuck yea, so I invited her up, she gave me head, did a few lines and smoked a joint, and she left in a hurry
>it all turned out to be a fuckin hallucination since I just did some LSD and forgot about it
>turns out I never had a girlfriend or got my dick sucked and I was just trippin balls on my couch
>starts laughing and lights a roach up
Adrian Torres
>Nigga weighs 400lbs, so naurally his arms must be eight times longer than the average human's.
Why do clothing companies make these assumptions?
Jose Russell
*lies*
storyteller of lies
He is
John Miller
>it was fucking tremendous Joe
Eli Long
Alex Jones is retarded
Xavier Young
[citation needed]
Sebastian Evans
Did you watch his returns episode on Rogan? He basically proved everything he was saying if you look up his sources.
He's not crazy, everyone else is just too lazy to look into the weird shit that goes on in this world.
Elijah Barnes
He sources everything he says. Keep seething.
Adrian Morris
He didn't tho, summerfag
Evan Perry
youtu.be
[citation granted]
Nathan Clark
He's an entertainer making made stacks diverting alt right tendencies into mindless harmless civicuck delusions.
Blake Ortiz
They shouldn't even make clothing that large. Force mega lards to wear bed sheets to shame them
Liam Collins
lemme tell ya sumn joe rogan.
i took a dump the other day, holy shit this thing stunk so fockin bad.
HOOOOLY SHIT JOE.